straw hats and animals

konekonami  asked:

"I read that you helped a pug recently. Do you have a soft spot for animals?"

“Aren’t you one of Straw Hat’s cronies? Well, regardless of who you are - you’re misinformed. I have nothing against animals, but I certainly don’t have a ‘soft spot’ for them.”

Really, he did one nice thing, and now everyone thought he was altruistic. Why had he gone out of his way to help that dog again?

Sometimes, if you are having a particularly rough day, it is important to take a deep breath and remember that animals are awesome.

Also, if you plan to hang out with some adorable penguins, splashing may occur, so be sure to wear appropriate rain gear (for instance, a red fleece-lined anorak and a straw bucket hat)