strange i am

anonymous asked:

(Disclaimer: I am strange and plot bunnies kick me until I tell somebody. Apologies). Has anyone ever wondered what would happen if a xenomorph got aboard the Executor? Like, how many crew members are going to die, and do people notice or is it more like "Ah, Vader is angrier than usual this week"? And if the thing meets Vader, would it think he's one of their species because of shiny black armor? (Bonus if Luke is somewhere aboard like "DAD CAN YOU COME GET ME? I REGRET EVERYTHING RIGHT NOW")

Oh lord and lady… This would be a nightmare. I think they’re going to notice, depending on how the xenomorph got on board. Was it already full grown, or are we dealing with a face hugger first? Because if we have baby xenomorphs bursting out of some Imp’s chest, they’re gonna notice.

But, if they somehow picked up a fully grown xenomorph, it might take longer to realize the thing’s aboard. Vader might be the first to notice, or Piett, if officers start disappearing and Vader is pretty sure he didn’t kill them. Also I bet that thing’s gonna be giving off some weird vibes in the Force.

It might decide to leave Vader alone, because he doesn’t much look like prey and it can’t really use him as a host.

Oh gosh… Get that thing away from Luke. Don’t touch him. Vader will fight that thing off. I bet the Force would be pretty useful in fighting xenomorphs. Maybe he can just snap its neck or something.

I am now going to have nightmares, thank you anon. :P (Alien is one of the very few movies that have managed to keep me scared after the credits roll.) (But that’s okay, because I have chronic nightmares anyways.) Don’t stop sending weird asks. :)

hold up

the TARDIS is a phone booth
but she’s also a super intelligent sentient being

was the TARDIS the first smart phone?

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