strafic*

The following are all conversations I’ve heard or had at school. The ones with the stars are the ones I’ve said

“Name the seven continents”
“Yukon
Canada
USA
Mexico ”

*playing music*
“This makes my pussy go pop”

“Or, like… sweet potatoes you fuck"✨

“Elvis sounds like he got throat fucked by a monkey"✨

"Googles whale penis”

“Sink-o de mayo-naise ”

“My asshole tastes like butterflies and happy dreams”

“Dreamy mcdream boat”

“Kill yourself you fucking faggot”

*screams* “DEVAN”

“Cat a strafic” (pronounced stray-fick)

*yells* “Blue raspberry” *quietly* “that’s what BR stands for, I thought it was Baskin Robyn”