So, I used to play an MMO called Rappelz. I had a healer I decided to name JesusChrist.
I was returning to town to turn in some quests, randomly buffing people wherever I go, getting the occasional “Thanks Jesus!” and other funny quips that comes with the name. Not this day.
Some dude comes up to me, and I figure it’s another lowbie wanting buffs. So, I buff him, and in World Chat I see him say: “What lvl u.” In other words, he’s wondering how bad the penalty will be to PK me (penalties are based off level difference). Spidey senses tingling, so I respond with “I’m Holy, I can be whatever level I want,” hoping to deter him.
His name turns PvP red and he starts attacking me. So, I cast a spell that doesn’t let him run away, and start wailing on him with my giant warhammer. I’m not build for dps, but I can heal so much faster than he can deal damage. Healing items have a long cool down, so I can quickly tell I’m going to win this.
Right as the spell wears off, and he starts running away. I yell “WHY ARE YOU RUNNING, AFTER TRYING TO PK ME,” as I chase him down, really wanting to kill this dude, so he can be penalized for trying to kill me. I couldn’t get a screenshot after this one, he continued to run away screaming in World Chat “FORGIVE ME JESUS!” followed by “I’M SORRY JESUS PLEASE DON’T KILL ME.”
((And you know what that means! Drabbles! Go ahead and send me prompt ideas and whatnot, and I’ll get right into writing a whole bunch of Itsuwaribito drabbles today. But remember, if you send me any sort of sexual drabble prompts, I will hunt you down and severely criticize your choice in sending me such things.))