storytime shenanigans

OKay so I love how I see a bunch of random shit playing overwatch but its always the most obscure nonsensical things that seem to make me laugh more than others. 

 So the other day I just so happened to be walking back to our point on the event night market map and I walk up to see this Symmetra pestering this enemy Widowmaker at our point.  The Widowmaker is on a ledge above this Symmetra who is completely oblivious at first to the symmetra below her. Ether way I swear I see them lock eye contact for a moment, then without ether of them really moving from their spots, the Symmetra spawns just one turret on some sort water/oil? container which the widow promptly destroys.  This goes on I swear for a good minute or so of this Symmetra individually spawning one turret that immediately gets destroyed by this widow,  I just, I pretty much stopped what I was doing to watch this whole interaction play out. It kinda boggles my mind how enraptured I was watching this whole Symmetra vs Widowmaker interaction play out before me. 

I dunno if it made me reflect on life or some nonsense but It certainly made me laugh.I just wanted to share this stupid story.  Oh also the Widowmaker did end up killing the Symmetra in the end. It was very lackluster.

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I present to you creepsmcpasta: Pikachu edition. 

So I was chillin with my twin sister, urahana when this magical idea came to mind. So sorry CMP (no not really. Totally worth it)
‘Borrowed’ my sister’s phone for a reference pic (credit to the original artist)  when messing around with the wig. We improvised with what we had 

anonymous asked:

Ok, I had to bring it to your attention because your tumblr is great and I know you love Mike Richards. There is a pretty terrible (i.e. totally watchable) reality show on the CW about a ballet company AND it includes one dancer named Chris Ruud who is seriously a dead ringer for Mike Richards. Google image it and tell me I'm wrong. How about an grumpy ballet dancer AU? I'm dying for someone to at least do a side-by-side photo post. This is all you!

Ohhhhhhh myyyyyyyyyy GOD. 

KILL ME OVER THIS RIGHT NOW. Dancer AU Mike Richards for sure!!!! THIS IS AMAZING MADNESS. BECAUSE —

I’M JUST SAYING. So, what if instead of Mike Richards being like —

He decided to be like —

THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME ABOUT THIS. LIFE IS BEAUTIFUL. THE WORLD IS FULL OF WONDER. MIKE RICHARDS IS HUMAN BUT ALSO HE COULD BE DANCER. JUILLIARD HAS HEARD OF MIKE RICHARDS. THE MOST JUDGE-Y DANCER EVER. 

team get to his soul (bond)

dazzlingheroes talking about telepathy earlier and, by extension, about kopi and sid bodyswap reminded me again that i have been wanting a kings story about team telepathy or bonding FOR SO LONG. i still haven’t figured out how to tackle that in any linear way, but i have spent many an afternoon thinking about a universe where people all basically have some level of psionic sensitivity. there’s a spectrum, and then some people who have stronger abilities develop focuses/specialities. 

this actually all started while reading articles and twitter conversations this past season about true first line centers. you know, the endless crosby, toews, kopitar, bergeron conversation that picked up this year. i started imagining that that’s still what teams are looking for, a true on-ice leader in that way, but part of what seems to differentiate those players is their ability to connect other people, the rest of their team. so on this psychic/psionic spectrum, sidney crosby is obviously omega-level (to borrow from x-men for a second) and those others guys are pretty damn strong, too.

for the kings, the only player who pre-dates kopitar in this cup-winning era is dustin brown. and i forever love the quote where kopitar said they were both quiet and shy when they met, but they slowly developed chemistry. kopitar being a strong telepath seems like a totally perfect way for two guys who don’t do a whole lot of talking initially to still form a relationship.

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joyfulseeker  asked:

1) stuff, 2) things, 3) WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS MIKE RICHARDS.

I’m not saying I’ve spent a lot of time thinking about Mike Richards in a 1950s street gang who gets involved with soc Jeff Carter, but OKAY YES I HAVE. 

Imagine Richie pushing Jeff into lockers sometimes, and just Jeff laughing at him like he’s got no goddamn respect. Imagine it frustrates the fuck out of Richie, and he thinks he could get over it if Jeff would just fight him even though Jeff somehow never fights anybody except that one guy, the one time, and he won and people talked for like a week after about how the guy cried. Imagine instead of almost fighting or something — something — they kiss instead, and that’s a whole different problem. Imagine it doesn’t change much at all at school, but sometimes Richie sneaks up to Jeff’s bedroom window after brawls with rival gangs. (Thank goodness Jeff’s room is in the back of the house.) Imagine sometimes Richie doesn’t win his fights or doesn’t win easy, and he’s banged up and maybe bleeding from a cut on his eyebrow, and Jeff is like, “What the hell happened to you?” and Mike is gone on adrenaline, all, “Nothing,” and grinning, because Jeff is annoyed he’s awake, hair weirdly fluffy in the night and unkempt, and Richie’s still basking when Jeff pulls him inside and sneaks to the bathroom to wet a washcloth with warm water for him.

Imagine that sometimes they take Jeff’s car a few towns over and mess around in the backseat. Imagine Richie drives them back most of the way, and Jeff starts to doze off, tipping over onto him, and Richie just steers with his left hand, right shoulder going numb after a while, and he doesn’t push Jeff away until he needs to pull over and hop out, go his separate route. Imagine they never really say goodbye in any special way there, and Richie only comes to school when he wants, so Jeff’s never completely sure when he’ll see him around the halls, but sometimes he finds messages from Richie in his locker and has to stuff them in a pocket or textbook if there’s a friend hanging around talking to him at that moment, before they notice anything, careful careful careful not to let anything show on his face. Imagine!!!

anonymous asked:

:D!! That hug picture between Richards and kopitar makes me happy. Also it makes me want irrationally jealous cartsy, all 'grr why is your arm like that why are you smiling at him grr whatever' and for anyone who noticed to just go, 'dude. dude.' And then laughing at each other and boning. Idk man I'm a simple girl with simple wants.

one of my faaaaaaavorite things remains jeff’s mayor’s manor interview during the lockout where they start talking about kopitar and jeff is essentially like, yeah, mike talked about him all the time. so i imagine jeff showing up in la excited but a liiiiiiiiiiittle wary because he knows what it means when mike talks about someone all the time. the dude isn’t easily impressed and so if he can’t shut up about someone, it’s kind of a big deal.

he’s not really worried that mike has a new favorite boy, because that’s childish, except he kind of is, privately, a little bit. just a little nagging thing. but then as he gets to know kopitar he sees that mike’s right about how good he is. not just on the ice but as a guy, too, and then as jeff’s scoring picks up with the kings, kopi’s like, “now i see why he never stops talking about you,” and BASICALLY I’M TERRIBLE AT JEALOUSLY, SORRY, I JUST THINK ALL THESE PEOPLE LIKE EACH OTHER TOO MUCH. so then jeff says to mike, like, he’s so silly. just ask kopi out, except mike just shrugs a lot about it, and then jeff eventually remembers he’s the one who ended up kind of making a move on mike, so then jeff has to ask kopi if he wants to hang out, and he basically organizes trio dates for a while. he literally fist pumps when kopi and mike kiss for the first time. and mike is like, “what the hell. you’re embarrassing.” but jeff says, “i made that happen. me.” and mike says, “yeah, yeah. what would i do without you?” and he can roll his eyes all he wants during it, but jeff still knows the answer is honestly nothing, clearly. why was he ever worried? 

anonymous asked:

Stereeeeek. If only you weren't a Derek hater!

I DON’T HATE DEREK!!!! I just wish his purpose post-S1 was clearer to me? Like, I’m turned off by the woobie version of him a lot of folks seem to be into but I also totally know he’s not actually quite as morally complicated as I would personally be into, so I’m just waiting to see what’s what.

And I see down-the-road potential for Stiles/Derek, depending on how those dudes develop from here, but right now any ideas I have had or would have for them as a pairing are/would be about how destructive they’d be for one another right now. Mostly because I don’t think Stiles is all that definitively noble and I’m not yet convinced Derek is even genuinely interested in making himself whole. 

On a non-pairing note, today I spent like 20 minutes trying to figure out whether someone could convincingly write an alternate canon story that’s slightly Fight Club-ish in that Derek is Stiles’s alter ego. IDK WHY, but I became obsessed with the idea that maybe both Scott and Stiles got bit in the woods and Peter was always the Alpha but still, like, temporarily crippled by being burned almost to death, and for some reason kind of accidentally passes on his revenge instinct hallucination/murderousness to Stiles only? And Stiles DOES know all the details from the Hale fire way back but Derek never actually comes back, it’s that Stiles is also a beta and his brain gets caught trying to make sense of Peter’s crazy on top being bitten. So he’s like the sidekick but also part of the dubious occurrences, and it’s confusing to everyone, and Stiles is living at home but also in the burnt out Hale house, kind of, and then I mostly imagined the “Magic Bullet” really just being Stiles half-dying in his Jeep and trying to decide if he needed to chop off his own arm but also that part near the end of season 1 where Peter offers to turn him and Stiles refuses, except Stiles already IS a wolf but he hasn’t realized it, and part of why Peter mauled Lydia was specifically to lure Stiles to him – his other beta – and then use Stiles to get Scott by his side. LOOK, I DON’T KNOW, BUT I WAS ENTERTAINED FOR A WHILE. I guess if you wanted it could go to a hallucinatory Stiles/Derek place, and then maybe a Peter/Stiles place, and then ultimately Scott helps sort out his best friend, because I’m down for best friends saving each other ultimately. But Stiles murders Peter though, so Stiles is the alpha now.

brellama-deactivated20120609  asked:

BUT HAVE YOU SEEN THAT VIDEO WHERE BIEBZ WAS SINGING ON SOME TV SHOW AND NIALL WAS IN THE GREENROOM AND HOST WAS LIKE LOOK BIEBZ YOU HAVE A FAN HERE AND NIALL WAVED AT BIEBZ ALL COOL BUT HE WAS DYING INSIDE AND BIEBZ WAVED BACK LIKE OKAYWATEVER THAT'S WHEN MY SHIP SAILED IT'S SAILED ALL THE WAY TO MIDDLE EARTH BY NOW ALSO WHENEVER AN INTERVIEWER ASKS THEM ARE YOU GUYS BIEBER FANS EVERYONE LOOKS AT NIALL AND THEY'RE LIKE EHH SURE WHY AM I SO CAPSLOCK I DON'T EVEN KNOW

DO YOU MEAN DID I WATCH THAT CLIP LIKE 15 TIMES IN A ROW LAST NIGHT?? Because, no, of course not. (JUST KIDDING I OBVIOUSLY DID.) I hope Niall experienced that, died, and then figured, nbd, Justin, this is just like that when you first met Usher, and Usher was basically like “cool story, 11-year-old” and kept it moving, but then one day Justin got to sing for him, finally, and all was love and Usher surprising Justin at his birthday parties and special duo dances at the GRAMMY Awards, and one day that would be Niall. ONE DAY. AND THEN SUDDENLY THAT DAY WAS IN LONDON WHERE JUSTIN HUNG OUT WITH HIM WHILE NIALL WAS GETTING OVER BEING SICK AND NIALL SPENT THE WHOLE TIME LOOKING AT JUSTIN LONGINGLY AND THINKING ABOUT HOW THE FIRST VERSE OF “BABY” IS PRETTY MUCH JUSTIN SINGING NIALL’S LIFE WITH WORDS, KILLING HIM SOFTLY WITH HIS SONG, GOD, IF THEY COULD JUST DUET AND BY DUET HE MEANS MAKE OUT.

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I want SO MUCH Richie/Tazer fic. SO MUCH.

Meeeee toooooooooo. I spent a significant chunk of this past weekend thinking about how badly I want that story where Richie is the first dude to bang Tazer when they’re teenagers who end up in the same circles because of hockey. Then they get to know each other because of the Olympics and maybe hook up during the summers sometimes still! There’s an excellent possibility for some Cup winner-loser boning. Or even post-trade, trying-not-to-think-about-Carts boning. Then reverse Cup winner-loser boning this past summer and maybe some ‘this lockout is fucking frustrating as fuck and everyone is annoying’ shenanigans at Lake of the Woods, idk idk, I’m down for whatever. 

riseagainphoenix  asked:

Trevor and Jenny would be Scott Caan and his brother Casey Affleck? Also, Donna as Rusty: SO ACCURATE. "Harvey is our leader! When you have a problem, who do you go to?" "Donna." "Donna." "Donna."

Hahaha, yessss. I like thinking about Trevor and Jenny staging arguments to distract people. Also, I think Donna as Rusty and Rachel as Linus are my favorite part. Rachel doesn’t want to live in her parents’ shadows! Plus, Donna could totally spend some time teaching various talent how to play cards. Harvey finds her in a room with Carly Rae Jepsen, Steve R. McQueen from The Vampire Diaries, Tyler Posey, Sarah Hyland from Modern Family, I don’t know. 

Also the more I think about it, the more I do like Louis as Basher if only so he’ll still have an opportunity to say something is about to get “Litt up!”