story time with amy

This girl threw up an Ireland flag last night but alex put it on without reading it and he turned around and we all started chanting for him to read it and he was all like “ive already put it on im not taking it off to read it what does it say” and we all started screaming “sticks, stones & techno” because thats what it said and he was like “stick- oh. fuck you guys. you’re ruining it for everyone. god dammit” and it was pretty great


30 days of brooklyn nine nine: favorite character
amy santiago


You don’t get someone to fall in love with you. They fall in love with you because of who you are. 

Renaming Hamilton Songs (act 1)
  • Alexander Hamilton: guess who, motherf*ckers
  • Aaron Burr, Sir: yes,I googled what rhymes with Burr
  • My Shot: Me and Revolution
  • The Story of Tonight: Les Amis de l'ABC but American
  • The Schuyler Sisters: 18th Century Girl band
  • Farmer Refuted: Dude, shut up - the musical
  • You'll Be Back: Creepy Ex is creepy
  • Right Hand Man: I need help but not Burr
  • A Winter's Ball: fuckbois the musical
  • Helpless: Awww, they're adorable
  • Satisfied: I fucked up big time
  • The Story of Tonight(reprise): Les Amis de l'ABC but American and Drunk
  • Wait For It: Procrastination gets deep
  • Stay Alive: Why the fuck would you promote Lee???
  • Ten Duel Commandments: This is super intense + foreshadowing
  • Meet Me Inside: Hamilton gets grounded
  • That Would Be Enough: pay more attention to your wife, jerk
  • Guns and Ships: Lafayette gets Hamilton ungrounded
  • History Has Its Eyes On You: Don't fuck up, you'll be judged
  • Yorktown (The World Turned Upside Down): Immigrants get shit done
  • What Comes Next: Creepy Ex is bitter
  • Dear Theodosia: It's actually about Lin Manuel Miranda's dog
  • Non-Stop: Hamilton stop writing wtf

Fun story time: I found this old mug warmer in one of my kitchen drawers, and I remembered what I used to use it for! I mean, besides keeping mugs warm, lol. THIS is the mug warmer that I used to keep next to my bed, back in the day when giant Pepperwas a teeny tiny 3-4 week old kitten. He slept in a box next to my side of the bed, and I had to keep little bottles of kitten milk on the bottle warmer, because he’d wake up at 2/3am and want to be fed, and a CERTAIN EX HUSBAND never heard his little tiny kitten cries, but I always did. So I’d wake up and scoop him out, and feed him his tiny kitten bottle in bed while half asleep. (And that is basically why he thinks I’m his mother, lol.)

Ideal Disney Cover Album

So Fall Out Boy are featuring on a Disney cover album and all fans had false hope that the other associated artists and bands would be on there but the rest turned out to be big name pop stars.  So here is a list of of a possibly better cover album tracklist that may be a better one for Fall Out Boy fans.

Panic! At The Disco - Be Our Guest

Green Day - Bare Necessities

Fall Out Boy - I’ll Make a Man Out Of You

Amy Lee - When She Loved Me

Bowling For Soup - Hakuna Matata

Bad Religion - When You Wish Upon a Star

Blink 182 - One Step Ahead

Gerard Way - Poor Unfortunate Souls

Simple Plan - A Girl Worth Fighting For

All Time Low - Friend Like Me

Hayley Williams - I Won’t Say (I’m In Love)

Note: Let It Go is not on here in dedication of everybody who is sick of hearing the song.

fun fact about me when i was little i had a doll that i took everywhere and i gave it a made-up name which i would say out loud a lot and one time an old lady yelled my dad in a grocery store because apparently i named my doll the italian word for penis

I need to follow some more people, so like or reblog this if you post any of the following and i'll follow you!
  • Doctor Who
  • Sherlock 
  • Supernatural
  • Merlin
  • How I Met Your Mother
  • Hannibal
  • Game of Thrones
  • American Horror Story
  • Parks and Rec
  • Once Upon A Time
  • Bates Motel