story of my life

Me finding fanfictions, a summary.
  • Me: Oh wow look at this new fanfic
  • Fanfic summary: These two mother fuckers are gonna fuck. thats all ive gotta say.
  • Me: *CLICK*
  • -After Reading-
  • Me: ...I SIGNED UP FOR READING PORN NOT CRYING EVERY SINGLE CHAPTE-
  • Fanfic Author: BITCH THERES A SEQUEL!
  • Me: *Click*

me: i’m fat and i need to change my lifestyle in order to get fitter 

person: don’t call yourself fat, you’re beautiful!

me: i know that i’m beautiful, but i also know that i’m fat. acknowledging that i’m fat doesn’t mean that i think that i’m ugly or that i have low self esteem; and it certainly doesn’t mean that i’m looking for reassurance. 

person: 

Me:  I’ve got a whole weekend to be productive and finish all my work, maybe even do some extra

Me all weekend: