store in the hood

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Gosh, these 1950’s era Rolex movements are gorgeous. Here we’re looking at a Rolex Oyster Perpetual Reference 6564 with a self-winding, caliber 1030. Under the hood. (Store Inventory # 11556, listed at $3100, available now for purchase in store & online.)

the idea of this “baddie” fashion trend in which popular white girls on instagram and tumblr wear what black girls in the hood have and were literally wearing since 1995 and getting paraded for it irks my fucking soul. being bowed down to for being “thick” and wearing skintight leggings (that only seem to be in khaki or olive green?) with Adidas or Nikes and our bomber jackets that the little hood fashion boutique store on the corner loved to sell and overlined lips and overfilled faux thick browns and the big hoop earrings and our cornrows (boxer braids??) jesus christ? black girls and latinx girls too have been getting called ghetto for all of this for YEARS and somehow it managed to turn into 2015-2016′s top fashion trend without us getting an ounce of credit for it

#onlyingotham

Okay, okay, okay, I’ve been reading posts with this tag for the last hour. I feel like I need to contribute… so here’s some #onlyingotham tweets:

I think it’s one of the batfam’s birthdays cause there’s loud chanting from atop my building and confetti is falling from the sky. #onlyingotham

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Apparently the fire escapes on the apartments near the police station are a popular place for the bat kids to watch YouTube on their phones. I’ve been hearing sport fail videos and laughing out my window every night for the last two weeks. #onlyingotham

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So today during my self defence class, Robin comes barging into the gym and yells, “try those kind of pathetic manoeuvres here in Gotham and you’ll be found dead in an alleyway.” This child then proceeded to show us how to PROPERLY defend against GOTHAM robbers and how to NOT die.
#onlyingotham

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I was studying late at a cafe for an early morning exam. Red Robin, Spoiler, and Catwoman came in for I guess(??) a coffee brake at two in the morning. Catwoman was lecturing Red Robin and Spoiler about how to properly dry clean blood from clothing…. #onlyingotham

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I was walking home from work and I saw Nightwing swinging on a fire escape and he yelled, “Marco!” Red Hood jumped from another roof and yelled “Polo!” as he swings through the street. God, I love this city :P #lmao #onlyingotham

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There’s this dinky little bar I go to after work. Today Oswald Cobblepot came strutting on in, payed for everyone’s drinks, and left with a beer. #onlyingotham ??

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Yesterday I saw this old guy in this huge green vampire cloak arguing with Robin on the street about betraying family duties… #onlyingotham

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So Superman paid a visit to Gotham. I literally just saw him flying through the streets, carrying a flailing Robin and a whining Super Boy. #onlyingotham

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Whenever I have a bad day I go to the roof of my apartment building and watch the sun set. Last night, Nightwing saw me and joined me on the ledge after he thought I was going to jump. I’m totally fine, don’t worry guys :P. Apparently he loves watching cartoons. His favourite character is Zuko from Avatar because he reminds him of his younger brother. #onlyingotham

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I think Red Hood must be grounded or something cause while I was buying a chocolate bar from my local 7/11… Batman is standing outside the foggy glass windows, arms crossed, and tracking every move Red Hood makes in the store. #onlyingotham

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I think I just saw one of the bat kids almost die(can they even die??)… that Robin kid, who fell from above, is laying on the pavement and rubbing his arm as this guy in blue and black tights stands beside him, lecturing some kid with a long stick on the roof who’s yelling, “He spiked my coffee with salt!!” Then the blue and black one is yelling, “he’s trying to prevent you from overdosing on caffeine. You need help!” Then the stick one, “Bullshit! You defend him on anything!” “Red Robin, you had a mini heart attack the other day.” Then the Red Robin kid just flicked them the bird and now he’s stomping down the roof… what did I just witness? I’m just a guy from Metropolis, is this a daily occurrence here? #onlyingotham

@guyfrommetropolis yah, if your give the one with the staff(Red Robin) a coffee he’ll buy you cookies and love you forever :P

Say My Name

Originally posted by bangtan-life13

Say My Name
Ship:
Demon!Jungkook | Reader
Description: The demons aren’t just in your head. They’re also in your bed. But whatever you do, don’t say their name.
Warning: Intercourse, Thigh Riding, Dirty Talk?, Slight Overstimulation
Word Count: 3,081
A/N: Inspired from this FMV from this ask. Holy fucking shiiiit I thought I loved Sub!Kook more but now I’m conflicted even MORE.

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Well I couldn’t resist

Disney Store Oxford Street purchase

Robin Hood and Maid Marian Designer collection dolls fairytale series. 🦊❤️🦊

When it was released I decided that I was not going to order one, but when I got to the Disney Store on Sunday and they had quite a few of the series left well that all changed.
Now it sit in pride of place on display next to my some! 😜 of my Zootopia collection 🦊🐰

Limited to 6000 world wide and 1550 in Europe

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When I was a kid, I thought Team Magma was a team of devil worshipers due to their horned hoods and red outfits. (I totally didn’t think they were evil geologists) My sister asked her boyfriend if he liked ‘pirates’ or ‘satanists’ more in order to choose what version of oras to give him. So that’s kinda why I drew them messing with a ouija board.

STEPHEN  KING’S  ‘THE  BODY’  SENTENCE  STARTERS.
↪  all  taken  from  the  1983  novella. feel  free  to  edit  them  as  you  see  fit,  &  enjoy !

  • “the most important things are the hardest things to say.”
  • “it happened a long time ago… although sometimes it doesn’t seem that long to me.”
  • “you four-eyed pile of shit!”
  • “drop dead in a shed, fred.”
  • “you guys want to go see a dead body?”
  • “my balls crawled up so high i thought they was trying to get back home.”
  • “there used to be a bridge, but there was a flood. a long time ago. now there’s just the train-tracks.”
  • “did you ever hear of such a fucked-up family?”
  • “he’s a real asshole, ain’t he?”
  • “man, you shoulda seen your face. oh man, that was priceless. that was really fine. my fucking-a.“
  • “you know that she thinks wearing glasses would spoil her pretty face.”
  • “besides, it’s spooky sleeping out at night in the woods.”
  • “a train-dodge, dig it? what’s trucks after a fuckin’ train-dodge?”
  • “'i’m gonna kill [him/her/them]. at least give [him/her/them] a fat lip.”
  • “Go anywhere you want, but don’t go here.”
  • “he won’t live to be twice the age he is now.”
  • “i dream about that every now and then.”
  • “don’t call me any of your mother’s pet names.”
  • “i don’t shut up, i grow up. and when i look at you i throw up.”
  • “are you some kinda smartass?”
  • “okay, that’s it. that’s it, that’s the end, i’m gonna kill you.”
  • “let’s get away from this asshole before i puke.”
  • “talk is cheap.”
  • “hey, if i spoiled your good time, i’m sorry.”
  • “jesus christ. what a fuckin’ bedtime story.”
  • “most town names are stupid. you just don’t think so because you’re used to ‘em.“
  • "when you don’t know what happens next, that’s the end.”
  • “no, man. don’t say that. don’t even think that.“
  • “what’s asshole about wanting to be with your friends?”
  • “i know about you and your folks. they don’t give a shit about you.“
  • “but kids lose everything unless somebody looks out for them.”
  • "if your folks are too fucked up to do it then maybe i ought to.”
  • “but kids lose everything unless somebody looks out for them and if your folks are too fucked up to do it then maybe i ought to.”
  • “'cause you’ll just be another wise-guy with shit for brains.”
  • “i know what people think of my family in this town. i know what they think of me and what they expect.”
  • “all they give a fuck about is whether you behaved yourself in grammar school and what the town thinks of your family.“
  • “but maybe I’ll try to work myself up. i don’t know if i could do it, but i might try.“
  • “i want to go someplace where nobody knows me and i don’t have any black marks against me before i start.“
  • “people drag you down.”
  • “i say i wanna go look for it, then i’m gonna go look for it! i wanna see it! i wanna see the ghost! i wanna see it.”
  • “it’s hard to make strangers care about the good things in your life.“
  • “i was thinking of something else, that’s all.”
  • “what am i doin’ here, anyway?”
  • “well what the fuck do you know about this?”
  • “i’ll give you one chance to just blow away. i don’t give a fuck where. Just make like a tree and leave.”
  • “kid, whatever your name is, get ready to reach down your fuckin’ throat the next time you need to pick your nose.”
  • “suck my fat one, you cheap dime-store hood.”
  • “i’m gonna break both [his/her/their] fuckin’ arms.”
  • “you’ll go to jayyy-ail.”
  • “where do you want it, [name]? arm or leg? i can’t pick. you pick for me.”
  • “but i know how you’re going to come out of this, motherfuck.”
  • “you dig me?”
  • “oh, why don’t you go home and fuck your mother some more?”
  • “stick with me, man.”
  • “i’m not going to forget it, if that’s what you’re thinking. this is big time, baby.”
  • “be seeing you.”
  • “maybe he knew this was gonna happen. what a fuckin’ creepshow, i’m sincere.”
  • “you lousy rubber chicken.”
  • “if people ask where we were, we’ll say we went campin’ up on [place name] and got lost.”
  • “well, seeya in school on wednesday. i think i’m gonna sleep until then.”
  • “i’m gonna toot home and see if mom’s got me on the ten most wanted list.”
  • “you bet they’ll tell. but not today or tomorrow, if that’s what you’re worried about. it’ll be a long time before they tell, i think. years, maybe.”
  • “i didn’t think of it just like that. you see through people, [name].”
  • “i’m never gonna get out of this town.”
  • “don’t let me see you around, dipshit.”
  • “do you think they will respect you? they will laugh and call you stupid-fool.”
  • “i didn’t know them. really.”
  • “i’m sorry i couldn’t stay with you, [name], but i had pies in the oven.”
  • “friends come in and out of your life like busboys in a restaurant, did you ever notice that?”
  • “if you go out alone you’re a hero. take somebody else with you and you’re dogpiss.”
  • “fuck gerunds.”
  • “if he had drowned, that part of me would have drowned with him, i think.”
  • “i drove out of town, parked, and cried for [him/her/them]. cried for damn near half an hour, i guess.”
  • “a lot of the critics think what i write is shit.”
  • “my story sounds so much like a fairytale that it’s fucking absurd.”
  • “i wonder if there is really any point in what i’m doing.”

✮  - must find a place where to spend the night (w/ tsundere!jungkook)
@workofteaguk bc jungkook is her main poison and i’m a horrible friend >:)
p.s. this is pretty fucken long i didn’t realize i went this far

When Jungkook’s mother told him to always look on the brighter side of things, he thought… that’s fucking impossible. How are you supposed to look on the positive when the negative comes shoving into your face? Is there enough self-control on every individual to make a decision not to run down the streets because life treated them poorly?

Yes, apparently, yes.

Jungkook stands outside the window of the convenience store, watching as a familiar figure pull over a hood on their head and find comfort in the corner of the table built. With folded arms, face down and legs folded up on the stool, Jungkook debates in his mind if he really wants to put himself through this. He waits, at least… five seconds before he decides to fuck it.

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Bookstore (aka Home)

Request: Can you write an imagine about a girl that spends a lot of time in a bookstore, and her crush (the type of guy that would usually never set foot in a bookstore) starts going there just to see her? Please please pleeaasseee

(A/N): Just to let you know, I tried to make it so you don’t have a specific gender. It is a guy, but no matter your gender, if you like guys, I hope you can enjoy this! And please let me know if y’all liked it, or if you have any suggestions on how to improve my writing. And don’t forget to send in requests!

Word Count: 1,279

(F/R/B): Favorite Romance/Romantic Book [just know that the book is supposed to be unpopular in this imagine]
(C/N): Crush Name
(Y/N): Your Name
(Y/G): Your Gender


“Every city has to have a bookstore. If it doesn’t, it isn’t somewhere that you’d like to live.” That’s what you lived by. Thankfully, your city did have one, so you could officially live there while being happy.

And today was a Monday, just another one of those days, like every other week day, where you would go to the bookstore after school to do homework, read magazines, look through books, and research different topics.

It was a small bookstore, so it was more like a library, except for the fact that you had to pay for the books.

It was alright, though, seeing as how all of the books were cheap. And even if they weren’t cheap, you’d probably still buy a lot of books because you were an absolute book nerd.

When you walked into the bookstore, the person at the cashier smiled at you.

You waved at them and then went to a table to put all of your stuff down, that way nobody could go over and claim it as their own table.

You started looking at books until you found (F/R/B).

Because it was one your favorite books, you always left your copy at home in a secure place, so that it was sure to never be stolen. But that meant having to go to places without it, so you would sometimes get it from the bookstore and just read it until you had to go.

You turned back around and walked to your table, just to find it occupied.

“(C/N)?” you asked, surprise evident in your voice.

“Oh, hey, (Y/N),” he replied, nonchalantly.

“I’ve never seen you here before. What’s up?” you inquired, nervously.

“I had to get a book for someone,” he said, holding up the book that was in his hand. “And I heard that you come here, so I decided to come and check this place out. I’m not big on reading, though.”

“How are you not?” you asked, sounding almost offended.

“I don’t know. I guess it just bores me,” he responded, shrugging his shoulders.

“Then you just haven’t found the right book yet,” you said, with a nod of your head.

“What do you mean?” he quizzed.

“I mean,” you started, as you dropped your book down on the table and plopped down in the seat, “exactly what I said.”

He looked over at you, confused, and you let out a huff of air.

“You just haven’t found the right book yet, if you find reading boring. Do you like movies? TV shows? Comic books?” He nodded. “Then think of your favorite genre. Horror, mystery, romance, action, adventure, thriller, drama, comedy, fantasy, sci-fi, et cetera. Then you just have to find out what your reading level is, or what reading level you like the most. If you think that books with pictures would be best, start out with those. If you think that books with smaller words would be easier for you to read, start with those. If you think that books meant for kids our age, with words that we would use, would be the most fun, start with those. Or if you’d like to start out with advanced books with huge words that neither of us know, you can go with those.”

“You really like books, huh?” he asked.

“Of course! They transport you into a whole other world. Every book you read is different. Every author is different. Books can make you feel so many things. And you can fall in love with characters like you never would have imagined. It’s like watching TV or movies, without actually seeing a specific actor or actress. In books, you get the basic description of the character’s look and personality, but it’s up to you to see who they really are. You can imagine a certain actor playing the character, or you could think of a completely made up person. It’s really actually…” You stopped and looked up at (C/N). “This probably sounds completely stupid to you. Sorry…”

“No, no. It’s cute,” he said and then he looked away quickly.

“What do you mean?”

“You just… Your love for books and fictional characters seems undying. It’s really cute.”

You felt yourself start to blush. “Th-thank you,” you responded.

“Well, I have to go,” he said, as he stood up, “but I have a feeling that we might be seeing a lot more of each other.”

You could have sworn that he winked at you when he said that.

Then he walked away to buy the book.

As he was buying the book, you sat there, thinking about what had just happened and how big of a dork you must have seemed like to him.

But he called you cute!

~ TIME SKIP ~

Every day that week, (C/N) came and sat down at the same table with you and you’d talk to him about different books. Then the conversations would turn away from the subjects of books.

You would talk about school, family, and music. You would crack jokes and then you’d both have to quiet your laughter because of the few people surrounding you who were trying to read, research, or find the perfect book.

And every day, he would browse the shelves, but he would never get anything.

On Friday, you came to the bookstore, only to find (C/N) already sitting at the usual spot.

“Don’t you usually have parties to go to or something on Fridays?” you inquired.

“Yeah, but I like talking to you better. The parties are all the same, anyway,” he replied.

“Ah,” was all you could say.

“What’s that book you got there?” he asked you.

“This?” you asked, holding up (F/R/B). He nodded. “Oh, it’s nothing… It’s just a book I like.”

“You must really like it, because I’ve seen you with it everyday this week. But it isn’t a library, so they don’t usually let people read a book and then hold onto it without paying…”

“Oh, I, uh… It’s a very unappreciated book, so it’s actually up on one of the shelves and there’s a few copies of it.”

“Why is it unappreciated? Do you think I might like it?” he asked.

“Eh, probably not,” you responded. Then you looked down, embarrassed, and blushed slightly and then cleared your throat. “It’s a, uh… Romance novel.”

“What makes you think I wouldn’t like it?” he asked.

“Because it’s all about love and there’s cheesiness and romantic parts and it doesn’t seem like something a guy like you would like…”

“Do you like it?”

“Yeah, it’s actually my favorite romance book,” you said, as your courage started boosting.

“And would it give me some tips on what a (Y/G) like you wants in a guy, maybe like me?” he asked.

“Yeah, maybe,” you replied, smiling.

“Then I think I’ll buy it.”

“You don’t even know if you’ll like it…”

“If you like it, I’ll like it. And even if I don’t really like it, if it makes you happy, then I’m happy.”

“That’s so cheesy,” you laughed.

“Didn’t you say this book is cheesy?” You nodded. “Then you love what I just said,” he smirked back.

You smiled up at him as he got up and started walking across the table to you.

You didn’t know what to do, so you just froze and sat there, silently.

He leaned down and kissed your cheek. Then he whispered in your ear and said, “I’m sure I’ll love it.”

He left to go buy the book and you were left there with a stupid grin on your face and a blush on your cheeks.

cold bloody nights [frank castle]

summary: frank comes home and you’re gone.

a/n: i’d like to make a public announcement: frank castle owns my ass. also there’s blood and violence in this, but i mean it’s frank how can there be no blood or violence???? or maybe it’s just me and i’m a sociopath bc i love this shit i’m not sure yet.

Originally posted by pizzaplanet666

Walking into your apartment at 4AM Frank tried to keep as quiet as possible. Much to his dismay the door squeaked as he opened it, he cringing at the sound. Frank soon went to catch the door and close it softly, but when he looked over at the bedroom to see if he woke you, you weren’t there. All of his senses were immediately on high alert, but he told himself not to panic, maybe you went to the bathroom. But when he saw the broken glass on the floor his blood began to boil. Frank was out the door in seconds, not caring if the sound of it smashing closed woke the entire building.

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Caught Off Guard // Im Jaebum (M) (AU!)

Originally posted by jitonic

Pairing: Jaebum x Reader

Genre: Smut, Officer!Jaebum, Dom!Jaebum

Summary; After stealing an expensive bracelet with the intentions of pawning it for cash, you get arrested by the malls security officer - and you offer him a deal he can’t refuse.

This scenario is rated M for MATURE as it contains smut - rough sex, handcuffs, general behaviour that you would actually go to jail for so please do not aTTEMPT THIS AT HOME YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

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We all have doll-fever tonight. I’ve spent the last week photoshopping the set we all really want to see made by Disney - the Leading Ladies!  

Alice, Wendy, Anita and Perdita, Maid Marian, Eilonwy, Jessica Rabbit, Esmeralda, Megara, Jane, Kida, Mrs. Incredible, and Sgt. Calhoun.

Alice, Anita, Maid Marian and Jessica were photoshopped by me. Wendy is by vintagedollmx , and Eilonwy is by Kitten_Blue_777. The rest of the dolls at the bottom were all really out at one time or another for sale. Sgt. Calhoun was 17".

Share this and show your support for the Disney Leading Ladies in hopes that one day these, and other characters, will finally get a chance at a Disney Classic 12 Inch Doll. What other characters would you like to see made ?

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