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Bathroom is cleaned. Before I do anything else productive I have to get on Facebook, Tumblr, email, Instagram to see what weird stuff Miley Cyrus is doing today, watch YouTube videos for a good hour somehow, drink coffee, hold my cat by force then spin him in circles until I know he hates me, eat a bagel, eat another bagel, Google the name of that one actress in the movie ‘The Craft’, step outside for 5 seconds and immediately go back in, listen to at least two songs by DMX.. And by the time I’ll probably need a nap.