stop yo! not good

narramin  asked:

If you had to choose a best play through: high or low chaos, corvo or emily? Who to kill and who to spare?

That’s a tough one, because constructing narratives out of any given set of choices is a ton of fun. I don’t have a ‘best’, but here’s one for high chaos week:

Play as Emily. Worried about your father, your city. Shaking with anger, that everything could be taken away from you with such ease.

Stand for a long moment underneath Grim Alex’s wall of trophies. When you chewed through the city’s finest to get there you lopped off heads, fingers, arms. You never thought to keep them. Spare the good doctor. You’re curious.

Jindosh’s voice in Emily’s ear, and his insistence that social standing come from intelligence alone, is the most irritating thing you have ever heard. Monarchs are born not chosen, and besides, you were chosen by the Outsider. Turn him into a simpleton. Poetic irony in its cruelest form.

Your duel with Breanna is the most challenge you’ve had for a while. By the time she’s dead on the floor, half the museum’s wrecked. Good.

The voice of your dead mother stops speaking to you at this point.

Choosing between criminals and zealots is a false dichotomy if you ever saw one. The world will be better off without either Paolo or Byrne.

Similarly, choosing between the duke and his pet doppelgänger doesn’t interest you. They both die at your hand. You find yourself disgusted by the opulence, the wealth. You’ve gone so long now stalking back-alleys, eating rotten food, curled up at night wherever seems safest, or on Meagan’s lonely little ship, that it takes you a long time to even recognize the palace’s round beds for what they are. They had so much power and they chose comfort over control? You suppose you weren’t that different, in Dunwall, before all of this.

Dunwall is ruined and you are furious. Kill Delilah as fast as you can. You feel surprisingly little as her breathing stops. Free Corvo, and send him away to Karnaca to rebuild. It’s hard to look him in the eye. Alone in Dunwall, you grow increasingly more frustrated that you can’t solve every political problem with your sword, and as the years tick by the rage in your gut at everything that has happened to you festers and sours. You were chosen. You’re the sovereign. You didn’t deserve any of it, and the world paid.

Here’s some Skeleton Dance tap dancing !  

Because La La Land’s Soundtrack is stuck in my head, I just saw it yesterday and I love it so much !   

bonus: (messy) sketch under the cut

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you guys have all most likely seen the video of Stefan dancing with Yo Gabba Gabba in True Jackson– so I took it upon myself to watch the whole episode and I almost CRIED
He steals a ring so he can blackmail them into making a dress for his bratty daughter, and keeps them captive in his GIANT CASTLE where he works being an “INTERNATIONAL FANCYPANTS”
he also has yo gabba gabba captive so that they can teach his daughter to EAT HER VEGETABLES
I swear to god though, he first appears when a hidden bookcase door slides open and he was just tHERE and I SWEAR TO GOD I FELT MY SOUL LEAVE MY BODY.

confession time: I slap pastel on everything. even the things that arent supposed to be in pastel

(thank you @novembon for the request and the kind words!!! I’m glad you enjoy what Ive got on my blog. hope this reigen trying to be cool suits your taste.)

this request post predicts the pastel apocalypse. find out how the world will end right here

miladyknits  asked:

Top 5 Riza Hawkeye moments xx

OH MY GOD CATE THIS ONE IS TOO HARD. AHSDGKJhasgdkjhs. These aren’t in order because how can I even???

1. The conversation she has with Roy after the war, when she tells him why she wants to stay in the military even after the atrocities they saw/committed. It’s such an important scene in understanding her character and motivations. The quote: “If the ways of this world are based on equivalent exchange, as alchemy says, then in order to allow for a new generation to enjoy good fortune, the price that we must pay is to carry the bodies of the dead across a river of blood.” is so chilling. 

2. The scene in Episode 19 where she has a meltdown because damn. I have so much appreciation for Riza’s writing and the subtleties in her character arc and I really think Arakawa explained so much about her drive in that scene. While it was jarring to see a character who has thus far been presented as stoic and unbreakable fall apart like that, it was also extremely fascinating to know that she does have a breaking point and how her goals and journey toward the future define her. 

3. The amazing “When it’s just us, the Colonel calls me by my first name: Riza.” “So you two are that close?” “I lied.” *shoots Envy* It’s just. So badass. XD

4. This scene is in the manga buT GODDAMN IF IT’S NOT ONE OF THE BEST RIZA SCENES. Where’s she’s blacking out on the battle field and slaps herself to stay focused because Roy needs her to be his eyes and Amestris needs them to fight. This scene in conjunction with the entirety of what Riza went through on the Promised Day exemplifies her resolve and determination. What an inspiration. She nearly died. Literally was as good as dead until May patched her up right before saying, “Yo, I stopped the bleeding but…she’s still not in good shape. She needs a doctor.” Roy asked Riza if she could fight and despite losing a fairly dangerous amount of blood, despite barely being able to stand on her own, despite people telling her it’s a Bad Idea to get back up and fight, she says yes. She never showed fear, even as she lay dying while Roy OP-and-Fearless Mustang stared at her in abject terror. Instead she said, “I’m not going to die. I’m under orders not to die.” I swear. I just.

5. When she figures out Pride’s identity because 1) my brilliant wife, and 2) THE INTENSITY OF THAT SCENE. How she’s visibly terrified while Pride has her wrapped in his shadows, but she still manages to speak to him with a level-head. “You can’t kill your hostage,” she says with a smirk while also sweating bECAUSE THE FIRST HOMUNCULUS LITERALLY HAS HER TRAPPED IN HIS CLUTCHES. And how she’s so brilliant about how she delivers that information to Roy and SKDJghsjdghjhkjsd. 

Also, honorable mention to every scene she interacts with Ed, Al or Winry because My Heart. 

anyway i love riza hawkeye more than i love breathing

ask me my “top 5/top 10″ anything <3

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I’ve been listening to SZA’s new cd Ctrl non stop since it released. It’s GOOD.

Watch to the end yo. Shit is WILD.

 okay no but timkon coffee shop aus could include (but are not limited to):

  • tim is a daily regular at the coffee shop and one day there’s a new barista that can’t seem to get into the flow of the store and who also cant seem to make very good coffee but tim doesn’t want to complain because said new barista is hot af
  • tim and kon both work at the coffee shop and most of their free time on the clock is spent with tim trying to explain the difference between all the coffee beans and making pour overs like “here try this one, taste the difference” and kon really doesn’t understand anything but the fact that tim is really cute when he gets excited about coffee
  • again, they both work at the shop but they work different schedules and never truly have met each other (tim’s shift always ends at 2, kon always comes in at 4) but both have heard how attractive and great the other is through coworkers and they finally met when one covers someone else’s shift and damn the others were fuckin’ right
  • tim is the asshole customer without meaning to be. on one occasion right before they were about to close for the night, he comes in getting drinks for the whole family (’who needs seven coffees/lattes at 11pm???’) and on another, right after open, he tries to use a $100 for his $2 coffee because it’s literally all he has in his wallet (and kon kind of holds a grudge about all of it for a while)
  • tim works at the shop and kon comes in every now and then, always late in the day when no other customers are really around, and tim ends up venting to him about how shitty the other customers have been all day while he makes kon’s drink and one day kon stays for a bit at a table and leaves a napkin with his number and a note about being all ear’s whenever tim needs to vent
  • a slow burn au where one works at the shop and the other is a customer that comes in sometimes and they really don’t talk beyond ‘how’re you doin’ today?’ but they both want to and eventually with every visit they begin talking a little more and more
  • neither of them work at the shop but tim’s always there with his laptop, working away on whatever the hell he’s working on, and kon goes there because it’s a nice place to just relax and they always see each other and sometimes they’ll catch the other glancing at them until one day kon sits at tim’s usual table and just starts talking
  • (again neither of them work there) but they both order the same drink and the barista calls it out by the drink, not a name, and it’s the dumbest cheesiest moment where they both think it’s theirs and need i go on
Pirates of the Caribbean starter memes

Pirates of the Caribbean Quotes, send them in as a starter or as annon for characters reaction.

  • But you have heard of me. 
  • You cheated.
  • You’re supposed to be dead!
  • Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn’t believe the truth even if he told it to you.
  • I want you to leave and never come back.
  • I didn’t steal it, if that’s what you mean.
  • Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par… snip, parsley…
  • That’s not true. I am not obsessed with treasure.
  •  And really bad eggs. Drink up me ‘earties. Yo ho.
  •  No! Not good! Stop! Not good! What are you doing? You burned all the food, the shade… the rum.
  • Why is the rum gone?
  • There’ll be no living with her after this.
  •  The only rules that really matter are these: what a man can do and what a man can’t do. 
  • I think we’ve all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually, ecumenically, grammatically.
  •  I want you to know that I was rooting for you. Know that.
  • A wedding? I love weddings. Drinks all around!
  • If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.
  •  You need to find yourself a girl, mate. Or perhaps the reason you practice three hours a day is that you already found one, and are otherwise incapable of wooing said strumpet. You’re not a eunuch are you?
  •  I think it’d be rather exciting to meet a pirate.
  • Don’t do anything stupid.
  • No. I cannot just step aside and let you escape.
  •  You didn’t beat me. You ignored the rules of engagement. In a fair fight, I’d kill you.
  • That’s not much incentive for me to fight fair, then, is it?
  • Sticks and stones, love. I saved your life, you saved mine. We’re square.
  • Do us a favor… I know it’s difficult for you… but please, stay here, and try not to do anything… stupid.
  • Borrowed… borrowed without permission, but with every intention of bringing it back.
  •  Goes with your black heart.
  • I’m gonna teach you the meaning of pain.
  • You seem somewhat familiar. Have I threatened you before?
  • Every decision you’ve made has only brought us from bad to worse.
  • Now as long as you’re just hanging there, pay attention.
  •  Even a good decision if made for the wrong reasons can be a wrong decision.
  •  And that was without even a single drop of rum.
  • Shoot him and cut out his tongue, then shoot his tongue! And trim that scraggly beard!
  • Sometimes things come back mate. We’re livin’ proof, you and me.
  • What? You’ve seen it all, done it all. Survived. That’s the trick isn’t it? To survive?
  • NOBODY MOVE! I’ve dropped me brain.
  • Up is down. That’s just maddeningly unhelpful. Why are these things never clear?
  •  I leave you people alone for just a minute look what happens, everything’s gone to pot!
  • We must fight… to run away!
  • Why should I sail with any of you? Four of you have tried to kill me in the past… one of you succeeded.
  • I have no sympathy for any of you feculent maggots and no more patience to pretend otherwise. Gentlemen, I wash my hand of this weirdness.
  • You may kill me, but you can never insult me. Who am I?
  • You’re in my way, boy.
  • I once sailed with a geezer lost both his arms and part of his eye.
  • MY peanut!
  • Advise your brethren. You can fight, and all of you will die… or you can not fight, in which case only most of you will die.
  • Cruel is a matter of perspective.
  • There will come a time when you have a chance to do the right thing.
  • I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
  • Oi! Fishface! Lose something? Eh? Scungilli!
  • I got a jar of dirt, I got a jar of dirt, and guess what’s inside it!
  • If you don’t want it, give it back.
  • I’m deeply flattered, son, but my first and only love is the sea.
  •  My tremendous intuitive sense of the female creature informs me that you are troubled.
  • Do you fear… death? Do you fear that dark abyss? All your deeds laid bare, all your sins punished?
  • Life is cruel. Why should the afterlife be any different?
  • you mistrust me? Listen, you can mistrust him, trust me.
  • You look bloody awful, what are you doing here?
  • 'Ello beastie.


((feel free to add more)) 

i hope exo are treating jongin with pizza and ice cream and i hope f(x) are doing the same with Krystal. actually I hope that all 12 of them are having it together and are happy and supportive friends.

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SIMSELF!

so, because its Pride Month (yay) I thought id make a simself and a couple things about me??

- yo I’m a guy

- yo my names ayman

- yo I’m gay

- yo I have no friends other than the gilmores

- yo honestly i cant make male sims so that probably isn’t a good sim/ simself

- yo i should stop saying yo.

that was a hot mess oh no.

byee! Ps. I’m not an adult but I don’t want to make a child sim lmao <3

I found his jumper part 4|| D.H.

First Part, Second Part, Third Part

A/N: Here is part 4 of the IFHJ series. It contains a big fight that I really enjoyed to write for some reason. 

Word Count: 1.8K

Masterlist 

“You look tired.” Hayley stated and examined me with her brown eyes that were filled with worry.

“I spent half of last night reading in the library.” I answered with a yawn as I took a seat next to her and placed my laptop on the table. I had no idea how I was going to survive a whole day filled with classes since I could barely hold my eyes open.

“Charlotte is still being a bitch then?” she asked me although the answer was clear already. Why else would I spent my night reading in the library. Being in my shared room wasn’t that fun anymore now that Charlotte hated me with passion. She would make rude remarks whenever I entered the room so I tried to be home as little as possible.

“Don’t let her and Howell get to you, Rose.” my green haired friend encouraged me while getting out some notes from her bag.

I tiredly nodded. Although I didn’t answer with a lot of enthusiasm she was of course right. Hayley would probably just walk up to them and punch them in the face. They definitely deserved that.

I wasn’t like Hayley though. She was sassy and always had strong comebacks. I just blush a lot and get intimidated easily. I had a breaking point though and when that was reached nothing could hold me back. It was only a matter of time now.

I was exhausted and relieved when I was done with my classes that day. The sun was hiding behind a bunch of clouds when I walked out of the main building. Since it wasn’t very warm outside not many people hung out on campus. There were a couple of students on their way back to their dorms like me though. Lost in thought I kicked a little stone with my foot when I heard somebody yell my name.

“Hey, Edwards!” Caleb, one of Dan’s friends, shouted, making my head snap up from the ground.

I was tempted to just keep walking, not interested in talking to him, but he jogged after me.

Caleb had light brown hair and wore a green snapback. Besides Phil he was Dan’s closest friend. He never missed one of his parties and although he wasn’t that much of a ladies man his views on women were the same as Dan’s. According to them women were here to objectify, use and treat like shit. Caleb lightly tabbed my shoulder, making me stop and turn around. He was grinning and somehow I knew that it meant nothing good.

“Yo Edwards, Dan said you should stop sending him texts. He thought you knew that it was a one time thing.” he nearly laughed at me and spoke loud enough for everybody around to hear.

People were already turning their heads and stopping in the middle of their tracks. They nosily gathered around us, greedy to hear some gossip. I just stared at Caleb and it took me a while to figure that this was another one of Dan’s stupid acts to try and make me look like the biggest loser.

“What- I-I never-” I stammered and looked around in horror. Everybody was staring at me and I couldn’t get out a single word to my defence.

“Look, honey. You are not the only girl who is into Dan. He just made the mistake to fuck you. He wouldn’t have done that if he’d known that you have feelings for him. You just need to let it go, Edwards. Dan hooks up, he doesn’t fall in love. So stop being pathetic and quit texting him.”

I couldn’t believe my ears. Me? Feelings for Dan? I could have bust out laughing if the situation weren’t that uneasy and embarrassing. There were friends of Charlotte in the crowd that had formed around us and I could already tell she would find out about this soon.

I felt a couple of eyes burn into my back. Caleb was waiting for an answer since I still hadn’t said anything back. An unwanted blush crept onto my cheeks although I felt my blood boil. I pitied the girl Caleb was talking about. I was glad that it wasn’t actually me. Nobody knew that though.

“Shut the fuck up, Caleb.” I snarled and pushed him out of the way. I heard him shout something after me as I sped away from the scene he had caused. I couldn’t care less though. He didn’t deserve to be listened to. As I rushed through campus anger was blocking my vision. My feet were forcefully hitting the ground. This was it. I wasn’t taking Dan’s shit anymore. The sun was completely gone now. Big, dark clouds had taken over the sky and the first rain drops were making their way to the ground. I wasn’t prepared for rain today. I only wore  black skinny jeans and a t-shirt so I picked up my pace.  When I reached the girls dorm I didn’t stop there. Instead I stormed past it and headed towards the boys dorm. I pushed the door of the huge building open and stomped up the stairs. My loud steps were echoing through the whole stairwell. They were signalizing the trouble that Dan was going to be in soon. I only remembered his room number because of the party that I had been to on my first day here. My fists rained down onto the wooden door.

Phil tried to greet me with a smile but I forcefully shoved him out of the way.

“Who is it – oh.” Dan was in the middle of asking when he looked into my direction and saw me stand in the middle of his room, glaring at him angrily. He quickly jumped up from the couch.

“I can’t believe you Howell!” I shouted on top of my lungs.

Dan threw his hands up in defence.

“Calm down, Edwards. What are you even talking about?” he spoke unfazed.

“Don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about.” I growled.

If eyes could kill he would be dead by now.

The corners of his mouth twitched. He knew what I was here for but he continued to act like he had no idea.

“I can’t believe you would send one of your stupid friends instead of just lying to me face to face. You are such a coward.  You have always have been a coward, Dan. Some things just don’t change right?” I hissed and his eyes evilly twinkled. I knew that I had hit a nerve because one could now cut the tension with a knife in here.

“I don’t know how anybody could believe the crap you told Caleb. God, why the fuck would they even believe that I would ever sleep with you. You know well enough that I don’t even have your number.”

I heard Dan growl in anger. That was a hit to his big ego.

“Yeah, we both know that, but they don’t. Everybody is going to believe what Caleb said. And you can’t do anything about it Edwards.” he bellowed.

“You would be lucky if I even touched you.” Dan added angrily not getting over the fact that I would deny him that easily. His hands were turned into fists and his cheeks were flushed.

I coldly laughed at him. “You are being pathetic now.” I evilly grinned.

Dan furrowed his eyebrows together. “Why don’t you just leave, Edwards?” he scolded.

Oh no, I wasn’t done yet. I took a big step towards him. He was wearing a black jumper along with grey sweatpants. I must have interrupted his lazy afternoon.

“Why don’t you stop making up stupid lies to make my life miserable, Howell?” I counterattacked.

“I do what I want.”

“You sound like a bratty 10 year old.”

Dan rolled his eyes and gestured towards the door in return.

“I like the 10 year old Dan much more than I like the 20 year old Dan.” I spat and yet again I hit a nerve. He suddenly spun around and faced me with such horror on his face that I felt a cold shiver crawl down my spine.  

“Don’t!” he warned me, fear and threat were clear in his voice.

Speaking about the past hurt both of us, but I was willing to bring the sacrifice of hurting myself in order to hurt him.

“I could also stand drunk Dan much better than this sober Dan right here.” I stated and I knew that this was something he didn’t want to talk about. He wanted to pretend like the night he spent in my room never happened. For a second hurt was visible in his brown eyes and I knew I had found his weakness.

I swallowed hard.

“You know it’s actually sad to watch you try to do anything, even hurt me, just to hide the fact that you sneaked up to my room when you were drunk.”

My voice got a bit shaky in the middle of the sentence. I took a deep breath before I continued.

“You try so hard to forget that you apologized to me. We both know you meant it, don’t even try to deny that.”

I felt tears brim my eyes although I wanted to be as strong as Hayley would probably be.

“You do all of this shit to me because you are afraid of admitting that you said you want to go back to the times when I didn’t hate you.” I was nearly sobbing my words while Dan stood there and stared at me with the same hurt and horror that I felt. He knew that every single word I said was true.

“It hurts so much to watch you constantly destroy everything we could be. You constantly destroy your chances of forgiveness. I have started to think that you want us to hate each other just because you are scared that we could like each other again.”

I could see that he was swallowing hard. He opened his mouth as if he wanted to say something, but he remained silent. A tear had by now escaped my eye and I was close to completely breaking down in front of him.

“Do you know what hurts most, Dan?” I asked with a sniff and I knew that he was genuinely afraid of the answer that was going to follow.

“I wish so bad that I wouldn’t have to hate you.” I whispered. My words were followed by a loud sob. Tears were by now rolling down my cheeks. Dan’s face was now filled with panic and worry and he carefully took a step towards me just as I turned around on my heels and stormed at of his room. My vision was blurred by my tears.

Been feelin’ hella crappy the last week thanks to the cold/flu, but wanted to get at least one thing uploaded =v= Sketch ref of Perci in his feral, and everyday forms.