stop yo

vines i will never get tired of seeing in vine compilations:


  • “hurricane katrina? more like hurricane tortilla!”
  • “is there anything better than pussy… yes a really good book”
  • “hey how ya doing well im doing just fine i lied im dying inside”
  • “CAN I PLEASE GET A WAFFLE”
  • “aw fuck. i can’t believe you’ve done this.”
  • “what do you want for a healthy snack rebecca??” “i want chipotle.” “thaT’S NOT A HEALTHY SNACK REBECCA”
  • “aw nice ron” “WHAT. i sneezed. am i not allowed to sneeze now???”
  • “so you just don’t bring me a birthday gift on my birthday to my birthday party on my birthday with a birthday gift”
  • “look at all those chickens”
  • *in face warp filter* “i really can’t stay bABY IT’S COLD OUTSIDE i’ve got to go away baBY IT’S”
  • “did you hang out with beth last night?” “yeah yeah i did” “oh!! i love beth!” “… you hate beth” “YEAH NO SHIT HONEY”
  • “WELCOME TO BIBLE CAMP. WE’RE ALL CHILDREN OF JESUS.”
  • “dad look it’s the good kush” “how good could it be. this is the dollar store.”
  • “MARY IS THAT A POLICE???? I’M CALLING THE WEED” “420 watcha smokin”
  • “wow look at that shooting star!” “BOY I AM A COMET NOT A STAR” “oh sorry” “IT’S FINE IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME”
  • “i saw you hanging out with kaitlyn yesterday” “rebecca it’s not what you think!” “I WON’T HESITATE BITCH”
  • “today i will be playing mozart’s symphony number 40 in g minor” *puke noise* “oh my god”
  • all ayitspnayo vines
  • all thomas sanders vines

Yo, okay, stop tellin boys that their height is funny if they’re short. Stop rebloggin things about boys who are under 6ft tall with the intention of laughing at them.

Stop telling boys to man up.

Stop telling boys that they should just move on and get over emotionally/physically traumatic experiences.

Stop telling boys that their girlfriends are “always right because women are always right.”

Stop making fun of boys for parts of their body that they were literally just born with an HAVE no control over.

BOYS. NEED. EMOTIONAL. SUPPORT. TOO.
BOYS. HAVE. BODY. IMAGE. ISSUES. TOO.

Fuck.

So I can’t be the only one who noticed right? Dan being smol in baking vids 😉

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yall know damn well exactly who we mean when we say “30 yos need to log off” u can have ur geeky interests but like pls stop arguing with 14 yos about voltron ace headcanons

Summoning Fighter #3: Yoosung Kim

Dedicated to @nayeonniekim

So what if Zoras wipe/clean their mate’s headfins and it’s like someone brushing the hair of their partner/s.o. Anyway, it’s very intimate and personal between them. One day, Link and Sidon are relaxing against each other–maybe Sidon’s resting his head on Link’s lap–and Link just starts idly running his fingers along Sidon’s tail. Sidon perks up and almost immediately just wags his fin out of sheer happiness. 

Maybe it’s the equivalent of Zora kissing? >w>

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me @ those haters who’re trying to smear super junior members

  • [keith and lance have started dating]
  • Someone: and who are you five?
  • Allura, glancing at Keith and Lance [hurriedly]: I'm princess Allura, and we are the paladins of voltron, protectors of-
  • Lance, interrupting: I'm Lance and this is my boyfriend, Keith
  • Keith, nodding: I'm his boyfriend
  • Lance, smiling at him: you're my boyfriend?
  • Keith, smiling back: I'm your boyfriend!
  • Lance: I can't believe you're my boyfriend
  • Keith: I can't believe you're /my/ boyfriend
  • Allura, her head in her hands [tiredly]: when are you going to stop doing this? You've been dating for six months

You will not be able to convince me that Blackwatch isn’t actually full of children. Sure all the agents are 100% deadly and efficient at what they do, but when they ain’t on missions or not doing their god damn jobs, they all degrade to fucking 5 year olds.

Reyes is less of a commander and more of a glorified babysitter.

Here’s some Skeleton Dance tap dancing !  

Because La La Land’s Soundtrack is stuck in my head, I just saw it yesterday and I love it so much !   

bonus: (messy) sketch under the cut

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anonymous asked:

Do you think He tian is clingly

HE TIAN? CLINGY ??? 

OF COURSE HE ISSSSSSSSS!!!!!! 

HE CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF MO GUAN SHAN

TIANSHAN 5EVAH!!!

LONG ASS HE TIAN POST.  

FIRST MEETING. CAN’T STOP STARING AT GUAN SHAN’S LIPS. 

GIVES NO FUCKS THAT GUAN SHAN ALMOST MURDERED ZHAN. ALL HE TIAN WANTS IS FOR GUAN SHAN TO COOK SOME DELICIOUS FOOD FOR HIM. 

KNOWS HIS FAMILY BACKGROUND. KNOW HIS PHONE NUMBER. 

WANTS TO TOUCH HIS BALLS. ANY EXCUSE. HE GIVES NO FUCKS ABOUT REVENGE. HE TIAN WANTS TO JUST  TOUCH GUAN SHAN’S BALLS. 

MAKES UP SHIT JUST TO GET CLOSE TO HIM. 

TOUCHING LIPS BECAUSE HE TIAN IS OBSESSED WITH GUAN SHAN’S LIPS. 

COULDN’T RESIT TO GRAB HIS BOOBS. 

AT SCHOOL JUST CHILLING WITH THE BAE

GIVING HIM CUTE NICKNAMES. 

THE KISS. HE COULDN’T RESIST. HE FINALLY CAUGHT THOSE LIPS. 

DEFENDING HIS BOYFRIEND’S HONOR. 

TENDER MOMENT. HAND TOUCHING. I WISH I HAD A BOYFRIEND WHO LOOKED AT ME LIKE HE TIAN LOOKS AT MO GUAN SHAN. 

THEY WERE SUPPOSED TO GO ON A DATE. 

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TOO MUCH TOO MUCH 

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Commissioned @istehlurvz for some BakuShindo (or better known as my rareTP). THANK YOU AGAIN I’M SO IN LOVE WITH IT <3

I don’t currently have a quote from the fic to add to this moment. But here we are, pitching rivals turned teammates in university (turned boyfriends). 

Just give me my boys in baseball pants :3c