stop with the charts

anonymous asked:

What do you think about fifth harmony's new song? Do you think it will do good on the charts?

I think they need to stop making music for the charts and radio and start making GOOD music. Ever since Worth It, both lead singles after that followed the same pattern. Shitty-over-auto-tuned verses followed by an extremely repetitive chorus. Like yeah it worked with Worth It and Work From Home but as you can tell from Down flopping, it ain’t working this time

anonymous asked:

Girl can you pls explain how that persona chart expresses itself in the personality or how I interpret it in terms of signs like wtf my moon has a moon and my Mars has a Mars what kind of WILDT shit 😂😭

LMFAOOOOO FACTS! THAT WAS ME TOO! 😭

Well, basically here’s how I simply interpret it:

🚻 The Ascendant of any placement in your Persona chart is how people can see you when you first start to express that placement or how you guard that Natal placement of yours!

For example, the Ascendant of your Moon sign can make people think you may be a little too sensitive, a little too cold, a little too blunt, etc at first! It can also be how you guard your Moon sign. Some people may be too closed off for a Pisces Moon and it could be because they have an Aquarius or Capricorn rising.

I remember this one guy is a Scorpio Moon and his Moon has an Aries rising. Upon first meeting with him, I found him to be a little too weird and forceful for me. He really wanted to know MORE about me and I was like… uhh.. *Read at 10:57PM* 🤷🏻‍♀️

🌙 The Moon of any Persona chart is really how you FEEL you express that placement of yours and how OTHERS (who are much closer to you) can see you as.

For example, the Moon of your Mercury Persona chart can make you a little more critical, blunt, soft spoken, etc when it comes to your speech and to those who are closest to you!

I know someone who had their Natal Mercury in Aries and his Mercury sign has a Virgo Moon! Boy, was he a critical one. I know he did it out of love, but sometimes it could be a little too much.

💬 The Mercury of any Persona chart can be how you communicate that Natal placement of yours and simply how you interact with others when you’re expressing that placement of yours.

For example, when someone is angry you are your Mars sign, correct? Well, when you’re arguing you can channel into the Mercury of your Mars sign!

For example, I’m a Natal Sagittarius Mars and my Mars sign has a Scorpio Mercury. Naturally, I find that whenever I’m arguing, I like to cut even more deeper than most and be… honest with them, y'know? Basically, I like to expose. It’s funny because I dated someone with a Sagittarius Mars too and the way he argued was much more “preachy” and I JUST found out he has his Mars sign Mercury in Sagittarius! He didn’t stop preaching and I didn’t stop exposing! 😂

❤️ The Venus sign of any Persona chart is a little tricky… I know that the Venus sign in your Mercury can tell how you flirt!

🔥 The Mars sign in any Persona chart shows how you may assert yourself when expressing that placement. It could also be how you… actively express that placement?

For example, the Mars sign of your Venus sign can be an excellent indicator of how you assert yourself in a relationship when you’re being confronted with something or need to do some confronting.

I’ll use my own past relationship. My Venus sign has a Mars in Leo! I’ve always found myself to be unafraid of confrontation in a relationship because I always present the problems and ask all the questions. However, the man I was dating at the time had a Mars in Taurus for his Venus sign. He didn’t care for conflicts because he was peaceful and patient with me. He never confronted aggressively like I did, he was much more mellow than I was. He never got loud either. He kept his cool.

⭐️ I’ve already discussed the Midheaven and how the Midheaven in a Persona chart is who you may strive to be or the qualities you may strive to have of that placement.

Cards on the Table (Taron Egerton)

Originally posted by senxrfoggy

Summary: They dealt the cards in their hands when it came to their relationship, but there was always one that they kept hidden in their sleeves.

Author’s Note: I don’t normally write imagines for real actors, but my thirst levels are off the chart and I couldn’t help myself when I got this idea. I wrote it mainly for myself so I just want to publish it here for fun. Enjoy!


Their relationship always seemed a bit simple once they laid their cards out on the table.

Being cast as one of the main bodyguards for the villain in the new Kingsman movie meant spending quite a bit of time with the main cast. Even more so when her role involved seducing Taron Egerton’s Eggsy Unwin in the script. They got along quickly, and it didn’t take her long to know that she was attracted to him.

Who wouldn’t be? He was very cute and sweet and made her laugh. She had almost let it develop into a crush. Almost.

After a long day of shooting on the set, Taron, herself, and a few of the cast went out to a nearby bar for drinks. A few rounds in, the conversation had turned in the direction of relationships and types. She had no type, she said. If she was attracted to a guy, she was attracted to him; it didn’t matter what his hair color, eye color, or race was. Simple.

Taron’s was simple as well. “I like older women,” he answered. That was his card, and that was when she knew she didn’t stand a chance; she was two years younger than him. One of their co-stars said that people always end up dating beyond their types. She (almost) wanted to believe that was true and keep that glimmer of hope, but her thoughts quickly shut it down. Why wouldn’t it work between Taron and an older, more mature woman?

She was most definitely not that.

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Guys.  Stop what you’re doing and look at these unbelievable charts made by asthebelltolls, who allowed me to share them with all of you.  Send love their way, because this is gorgeous and fabulous!  Thank you SO MUCH!

(And if you’re not sure about where your voice sits, check out this post for some help!)

You may not fit perfectly into one of these categories, or your range may span over many! That’s alright–each voice is unique. This just gives a very general look at various ranges!
Stop freaking out about retrogrades.

IN OTHER WORDS- ASTROLOGY IS MORE COMPLICATED THAN YOU THINK

Read your birth chart. 
In order for a retrograde to affect you, the planet has to be in retrograde on your birth chart, and be currently in the same sign and degree as it was when you were born. If it affected every single person on this planet all at once, then we’d be totally fucked. But if there are no retrogrades on your birth chart, retrogrades don’t affect you. And if it is retrograde on your birth chart but in a different sign and a different degrees while retrograding in the present then this retrograde doesn’t affect you until the planet moves into the same sign and degrees it is on in your chart.

There are houses, signs and degrees on birth charts. (And a lot of really other complicated stuff that I can’t be bothered to explain right now) And in terms of what retrogrades mean, it’s just that the energy of the planet turns introspectively. If you have retrogrades on your birth chart, the energy that planet has over the house and sign in your birth chart will be turned introspective- or inwards.

Seeing everyone freak out over four planets in retrograde and then blaming all their moods and misfortune on this is doing my head in. Before you start wasting energy and time on freaking out, look at your birth chart. You will need to know your time of birth and your birth place in order for the chart to be accurate. (Just so you know, asteroids are taken into account on birthcharts, and a number of asteroids are also in retrograde at the moment.) If you don’t know your time of birth, your mum or grandma probably know.

Once you’ve calculated your birth chart, note down what planets fall into each house and sign. For example, your chart may say Venus in Pisces, in House 11, along with some coordinates or “degrees”.
If you see a letter R next to the planet symbol, it means that at the time of your birth that planet was moving in retrograde, so the energy of that planet affects you introspectively, and this be more pronounced when the planet goes into retrograde. BUT it will only affect you when it goes back into the same sign and degrees.
For example, if your birth chart has Saturn in retrograde, in 27° Sagittarius 46’ 31", the retrograde of Saturn will only affect you when it goes back into that exact same position. (Regardless of house. Just the same sign and degrees.)
Considering how slow the bigger planets move, that means Saturn in retrograde probably won’t affect you more than once or twice in your life time, since it takes 29 and a ½ years to move through the zodiac. Uranus, Neptune and Pluto are even damn slower. Uranus takes 84 years to pass through all the signs, Neptune takes 165, and Pluto takes 248 years. So unless you have discovered the key to immortality, these bigger and more painful retrogrades will probably never affect you.

So stop freaking out! Go pick up a book on astrology and birth charts, and read up about this stuff before blaming your struggles on the planets. Astrology is a lot more complicated than that! Arghhhhh stop wasting your energy!

The Green-Eyed Doctor

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Summary: Reader gets in a bad accident and is put under the care of Dr. Winchester during her stay…

Pairing: Doctor!Dean x reader

Word Count: 3,400ish

Warnings: language, car accident

A/N: I’m in love with doctor Dean now. Quote for this one was, “As long as I’m around, nothing bad is going to happen to you.”…


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Honestly, sometimes it seems like kpop is a sport to some people. A number of fans are so competitive and can’t stop comparing sales and charts and whatnot. The way they talk about idol groups, you’d think they were talking about baseball teams. While I think it’s nice to see a group you love do well and become successful, it’s really mean-spirited and gross to constantly compare group’s stats and popularity like the groups are just pieces of meat. Their companies do that enough without the fandoms doing it too, right?

[NEWS] G-Dragon Reigns Over Worldwide iTunes Charts With New Album

BIGBANG’s G-Dragon has taken over worldwide iTunes album charts with his latest solo release.

After sweeping major domestic realtime charts with his new solo track “Untitled, 2014” only an hour after its release, G-Dragon is now also showing truly impressive success internationally as well.

As of June 9 at 2:40 a.m. KST, G-Dragon’s new album “Kwon Ji Yong” took the No. 1 spot on iTunes album charts in 37 countries, including the United States, Argentina, Azerbaijan, Belarus, Brazil, Brunei, Cambodia, Canada, Chile, Colombia, Costa Rica, Estonia, Finland, Greece, Hong Kong, Hungary, Indonesia, Kazakhstan, Latvia, Lithuania, Macau, Malaysia, Mexico, Norway, Peru, Philippines, Portugal, Romania, Russia, Singapore, Spain, Sweden, Taiwan, Thailand, Turkey, Ukraine, and Vietnam.

G-Dragon is slated to hold the first concert in his “ACT III, M.O.T.T.E” series in Seoul on June 10, before embarking on a 19-stop world tour.

Note: “Kwon Ji Yong” is topping charts in 37 countries as of the time this article was published, with Korean source articles yet to reflect the update.

Updated June 9 5:50 a.m. KST:

G-Dragon’s new album is now at No. 1 in 39 countries on the iTunes album chart!

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Eye Doctor AU

Viktor finally gets to a point where he needs to start wearing glasses (he won’t wear contacts, he doesn’t like the idea of putting things in his eyes and he would lose them a lot)

Chris suggests stopping by his workplace where he works as the receptionist (bc we all know Chris wears glasses). He can get Viktor in for a free first time check up as his best friend.

Chris also suggests there’s a really cute adorable “Dr. Katsuki” he can introduce Viktor too.

Viktor would try on a few frames as he’s waiting for his appointment. When Dr. Katsuki walks in, Viktor thinks his eyes are perfectly fine because he sees the most handsome adorable being in the world.

Viktor gets distracted during the eye tests…a lot.

Dr. Katsuki aka Yuuri thinks his newest patient Viktor has the most beautiful eyes he’s ever seen.

When his examination is over, Viktor gushes to Chris how cute the eye doctor is and Chris just whacks him with his clipboard.

Chris jokes to stop looking at the doctor’s face and butt and actually read the eye charts seriously.

One time Viktor brings Yurio in with him just to tag along for opinions on which pair of glasses would look good on him (to impress Yuuri) and Yurio just keeps grumbling to pick a pair of old man glasses.

They’d so go in there and do the whole “Words can’t hurt me, these shades are Gucci” thing and Dr. Katsuki just stares at them deadpanned. 

Prince Charming (Brendan Gallagher)

Anonymous said:

I love your imagine. Oh my god ❤️❤️😂😂 could you make an imagine with anyone from the Habs? And basically they get into a fight that night and they don’t come out of it very good and they have to go to the hospital but since it was at their rink you were watching the game and it just becomes all fluffy? (If that makes sense. ❤️❤️❤️)

Word count: 2035

Originally posted by so-hockey-eh


Fights are a normal part of the NHL. You, as a hockey fan, like the fights a little more than the average person. Fights give teams that spark that they need to tie the game up. Enforcers are a vital part of the team; they boost the morale when the game just isn’t going that well. You carry a level of respect for the men that are able to go out on the ice and take a few punches for the good of the team.

However, when one of those men just happens to be your boyfriend, you’re a little less enthusiastic.

Brendan throws one hell of a punch, and he knows how to defend himself, but you still can’t help but to cringe whenever the gloves go flying off, or chide him as you hold an ice pack to his newest bruise. You know that you’re being a tad overprotective, but it’s not like anyone enjoys watching their boyfriend get beat up as thousands of people cheer him on.

Tonight’s game has been a scrappy one, that’s easy to see by the penalty minutes racked up and the dirty shoves between teams whenever there’s a stoppage in play. There’s already been a couple of fights, so you’re not all that surprised when Brendan and another player start yelling at each other, smirks plastered across their faces. You say a small prayer to anyone listening that Brendan doesn’t do anything stupid as you watch intently. Suddenly, Brendan’s eyes steel and his jaw clenches as his opponent insults him. Brendan drops his gloves and gestures as his new best friend does the same.

You gasp as Brendan immediately grabs a hold of the other player’s jersey and starts punching him, the crowd jumping to their feet around you and pounding on the glass, urging him off. His opponent suddenly gets a grip on Brendan and starts whaling on him, blood flying onto the ice now. Brendan, from the glimpses you catch, already has a black eye, a couple of cuts on his face and a bloody nose. Suddenly, the other player hits him on the side of his head. Hard. Brendan immediately goes down as you jump up, frantically watching him.

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MONBEBES UNITE

SO I’ve thought about this for a very long time, we all know Monsta X’s international fanbase is solid and it’s quite big BUT the problem here is that their Korean fanbase is not.
Unfortunately, a KOREAN boygroup is not gonna do well on KOREAN charts (watermelon for example 😧) without KOREAN fans.
Just think about how much international monbebes have been streaming non-stop on Melon but they didn’t chart even once (aside from #96 that 1 time).
So, imo it’d be a good idea to build a stronger relationship with K-mbbs since their popularity in Korea strongly depends on them.
ALSO, since their international fandom is rising in big numbers, let’s try to give them more exposure (i.e FBE). Let’s get it monfam 💪💪💪

How To Take Care of Newt Scamander

For @gramanderprompts, who had a bad day and needed some fluff. I present to you this. Hopefully it brightens your day (night? morning? I feel like no one lives in my timezone, lmao) - sorry I couldn’t get it to you sooner!


It’s after a long, arduous night of labor with one of the mooncalves that Newt finally gets to crawl into his little makeshift bed in his shack. He wants for nothing more than the climb the ladder and join his partner in their plush king sized bed – to be wrapped in the strength of Graves’ arms and actually rest for a moment. But he knows that in a few short hours, the artificial sun in his case will rise and the day will begin anew for his creatures. For some of them, that would mean feeding and being attended to.

So he can’t go up to the bed he so desperately pines for. His little cot will have to do; just comfortable enough that he’d be able to nap and just uncomfortable enough that he wouldn’t sleep for too long. He is too tall for the cot to be comfortable enough to sleep in for more than two hours. Exhausted as he is, though, he falls onto the thin mattress and fades away immediately.

He doesn’t wake when the seams of the case above him open. Doesn’t stir when long, elegant legs come climbing gracefully down the latter. Doesn’t see the fond look on his partner’s face when Graves comes to stand over his bedside and gently tuck back a lank, grimy curl from Newt’s brow.

He’s dead to the world as Percival gently loops his arms underneath Newt’s back and knees. Doesn’t so much as blink when his body is lifted easily from the cot and hefted into two strong arms. He does, however, curl into that familiar warmth – his nose tucked into freshly shaven skin and the heady scent of aftershave. His hands find the suspender straps that arch over Graves’ shoulders and latch onto them. Graves chuckles.

Gently, he carries Newt out of the case and to their bed. He tucks him in with a tenderness that only Dougal gets to witness; Graves unaware that the invisible little creature had followed him out of the case – eyes large and unblinking.

He waits on the edge of the bed until he is sure the young man will not wake before leaving him and venturing back down into the depths of the case. Not all of the creatures trust him as they do Newt, but they trust Dougal who follows Graves everywhere. Invisible to the human eye, of course, but the creatures know he’s there. He calms them whenever Graves’ approaches wrong – accidentally, of course, the man doesn’t intend to frighten anything. But he’s too sure footed, too imposing. Too used to having to convey confidence as a leader to know that in the case, he appears more a predator than a caretaker.

But the food goes a long way in removing that obstacle. He feeds the creatures according to the chart on Newt’s wall – only stopping for a moment to blink warily at the scrawled “werewolf” on one section of the chart – and doesn’t rest until every duty Newt would attend to in the morning is complete. And once he’s done, he makes sure that Newt’s new mooncalf is doing well on its first day in the world before returning to his lover in their bed.

He’s halfway through unbuttoning his shirt, his suspenders hanging loose around his hips, when finally Newt stirs in their bed – eyes slightly swollen from exhaustion.

“Wha-what?” Newt blinks, pouting cutely, confused from waking somewhere different from where he had laid down to sleep.

“It is…” Graves pauses for a moment to look at his watch, “Half past ten in the morning. Yes, I moved you up here. No, I did not let your creatures starve. Yes, your mooncalf is doing extraordinarily well. No, the Niffler did not get out. No, I won’t apologize for spiriting you away from your case before you ran yourself into the dirt and passed out in the Nundu’s territory or something equally horrifying. Yes, I know the Nundu are just misunderstood. Yes, I fed them too. And no, you are not allowed to go back into your case yet,” he says, rapid fire, interrupting Newt every time the man tried to open his mouth to question him.

“Well that’s terribly rude,” Newt pouts, arms crossed in the bed.

“Which part? Stealing you and putting you to bed or interrupting you?”

“Do I have to choose?” Newt asks.

Graves laughs, a harsh and barking thing that Newt loves because he knows how rare it is.

“I suppose that’s fair,” Graves says mirthfully as he finally slides his shirt free from his shoulders, drawing Newt’s attention. The man is sweaty from work, his forearms down dirty from the enclosures and his cheeks smudged with dust and grime that makes Newt’s gut clench because it should be illegal for a man to stand dirty in the bedroom in nothing but pants and dangling suspenders. He has a faint sunburn on his nose and the tips of his ears, too pale from desk work and night raids. Newt shivers with want.

But he also never wants to leave the comfort of his bed again and he’s mostly sure that Graves had charmed the mattress somehow to make it extra fluffy – just to entice Newt to stay a little longer.

It’s working.

He shimmies a little deeper into the covers and watches as Graves sits on the bench at the end of their bed and goes about removing first his shoes, then his socks and garters. Newt whines, earning him a wry and knowing smirk over Graves’ shoulder.

“No,” Graves says, his voice an amused but firm purr in his chest.

“Rude,” Newt says, a twinkle in his eye.

Graves smiles.

“How about this,” Graves says as he stands, coming around the bed to stand at Newt’s bedside. He chuckles when the Magizoologist simply winds his fingers into his belt loops and tries to pull him into the bed. It doesn’t work. “I’m going to take a nice, long soak. If you’re still in this bed and actually resting when I come back, I’ll let you do whatever you want.”

“Anything?” Newt asks, eyes wide.

Graves takes his now slack fingers from his belt loops and brings them to his mouth, kissing their tips at first before taking the last finger into his mouth and sucking it, just once.

“Anything.”

“You tease.”

Graves’ gaze becomes a hot, hungry thing above him - and not the least bit apologetic.

“How else am I supposed to get you to rest a little longer?” Graves asks. “I’m filthy, any how. I’ll be just a moment. What’s another ten or twenty minutes in bed, hmm?”

Newt watches Graves disappear into the bathroom. He listens to the gentle thrum of water filling the tub. His eyelids droop even as he fantasizes about how he’s going to turn the director into a puddle of overwhelmed goo beneath him when he’s out from his bath. His fingers go slack even as Dougal gently disappears from the room and returns to the case, satisfied that Newt’s new mate can well and truly take care of their kind, bumbling Magizoologist. He lets go of his invisibility in the hall, confident neither man will ever know he got out.

It’s only then that Dougal spots Graves through the doorway to the library and not in the bathroom at all. The little creature freezes, pinned beneath the weight of the man’s stare from overtop the paperwork he has in his lap – clad in a bathrobe and dark rimmed glasses. With a wink and a slender finger at his lips, he goes back to his paperwork and lets Newt sleep.

Yes, Dougal thinks, he’s a good mate indeed.