stop with the charts

Cards on the Table (Taron Egerton)

Originally posted by senxrfoggy

Summary: They dealt the cards in their hands when it came to their relationship, but there was always one that they kept hidden in their sleeves.

Author’s Note: I don’t normally write imagines for real actors, but my thirst levels are off the chart and I couldn’t help myself when I got this idea. I wrote it mainly for myself so I just want to publish it here for fun. Enjoy!

Their relationship always seemed a bit simple once they laid their cards out on the table.

Being cast as one of the main bodyguards for the villain in the new Kingsman movie meant spending quite a bit of time with the main cast. Even more so when her role involved seducing Taron Egerton’s Eggsy Unwin in the script. They got along quickly, and it didn’t take her long to know that she was attracted to him.

Who wouldn’t be? He was very cute and sweet and made her laugh. She had almost let it develop into a crush. Almost.

After a long day of shooting on the set, Taron, herself, and a few of the cast went out to a nearby bar for drinks. A few rounds in, the conversation had turned in the direction of relationships and types. She had no type, she said. If she was attracted to a guy, she was attracted to him; it didn’t matter what his hair color, eye color, or race was. Simple.

Taron’s was simple as well. “I like older women,” he answered. That was his card, and that was when she knew she didn’t stand a chance; she was two years younger than him. One of their co-stars said that people always end up dating beyond their types. She (almost) wanted to believe that was true and keep that glimmer of hope, but her thoughts quickly shut it down. Why wouldn’t it work between Taron and an older, more mature woman?

She was most definitely not that.

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Oh boy, I spent a bit more time on this than I expected. But take a look at this eye-sore. Note that each one depicts what the character thinks of the other person! lool I mean their relationship goes deeper than that, but these are the initial impressions and general feelings they have towards each other. 

The guy on the upper right of the diagram hasn’t been introduced yet, so that’s why there’s no name atm, plus besides Rein, Cerys, and Gio, mystery oc doesn’t really have much thoughts on the others. And also Micah’s thoughts are when he’s fully awake, when he’s half-asleep, he’s not really– thinking much lmao he just wants warmth and comfort.

Kii isn’t included bc he’s not part of this story. Plus he has no real relationships with another person. I also didn’t include Zaira bc while she is part of this story, she’s the leader of a different team, so her main connection is with Rein.

TsukiUta character’s height chart, more like their new heights in their upcoming 2k17 designs!!

If you have seen the new designs, most of them have hair style changes xD 

I am most amazed at Iku for having a 13cm growth spurt

  • you’re mad at Leo over a rumour
  • you’d be mad at Leo if he was really dating someone
  • you insulted Leo on social media or any other means
  • you don’t want Leo to be happy over your own selfish reasons
  • you agree with what these upset “””fans””” are doing to him rn
  • you’re happy Milky Way fell off two major charts or contributed to it
  • you stopped streaming or supporting VIXX for any of the reasons above




It’s sad that there’s even a need to bring any of this up but I don’t wanna have anything to do with people who are ATTACKING him or who AGREE with the immature, selfish, outrageous behaviour of these now ‘anti-Leo’ idiots.


and kyungsoo’s hand saves the day

Dauntless: Caffeine, Baby?

Eric x OC

Warnings: language

Wow, Eric was being more of an asshole then usual. I leaned against the wall with crossed arms as the new initiates filed past sleepily, hardly able to even hold their eyes open.

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Creepypasta #1007: It Is Recommended That You Stop Taking Public Transportation

Length: Medium

It started with a bus charted out of Austin. Twelve high school cheerleaders and their coach were on their way to a national cheerleading competition. The bus they hired was from a reputable company who thoroughly screened their drivers. The driver was named Adam Abrams. The coach was an average housewife and mother of one of the girls on board. There was nothing out of the ordinary. A janitor saw them leave on a Thursday morning.

The entire bus disappeared, along with its fourteen inhabitants.

I can assure you, a search was done of the entire Austin area as well as their route to the competition. There was no sign of them. They were last seen at a gas station about 60 miles out of Austin. The clerk said a man entered and bought a cup of coffee, but it was mostly sugar and milk. He paid for the drink and returned to the bus. Besides this one sighting, it was like the bus never existed.

The first inclination was to blame the bus driver, but he had no criminal record. On all accounts he seemed like a friendly man who liked his job. The thought was then that perhaps the bus had been held up or gotten into an accident. But no one could find the vehicle anywhere. A bus doesn’t just go missing. It had to be out there somewhere. The local cops gave up on the case after a few months. The parents were crushed. They organized pathetic search crews but of course it turned up nothing.

Within the next year it happened again. This time it was a school bus. What made this one especially odd was that the trip was only a few miles long. It was supposed to go from the school to the Austin Science Museum. There were thirty two fifth graders on the bus, along with a chaperone, a teacher, and the driver, Doris Dellheart. They left the school at 9am and were seen by many witnesses. They headed off and were never seen again.

The two cases were nearly identical. The buses completely vanished out of thin air. No one could find the actual vehicles or the people inside.

When the public buses started disappearing, the FBI had to get involved. It became a matter of public safety. The buses were disappearing about once a month. It was never the same bus or the route. It was impossible to know who exactly was on each bus, so they had to wait for missing persons reports to come in. The only thing they knew for sure were the drivers’ names. Tanner Tate, Michael Mortenson, Paul Pollmello…and the list goes on.

Over a hundred people were missing now. Over thirty buses were also gone. But that’s not the strangest thing.

The strangest thing is that people started forgetting.

The parents of those twelve cheerleaders would look at the missing posters and no longer cry. The families of the fifth graders redecorated the bedrooms of their missing kids. People stopped knowing their lost friends. The community moved on and even the fear of missing buses began to fade. They took public transit just like they used to do.

It’s a nifty thing, time. It wipes clean the memories of human beings. Our memories, on the other hand, never go away. We never forget. This is helpful, because we understand things. The inner core of everything we touch. When we select a group of humans, we never forget them. Even after their bodies have been experimented on and they are nothing but ash and a stain on the metal floor.

But we have collected enough data on bus goers. There seems to be a certain ‘type’ of human who uses public transit or charters a bus. We have relocated our avatars in a new direction. We are moving on now. Moving up, so to speak.

So it is our recommendation that you stop taking public transportation. Taxis are so much more convenient, wouldn’t you say?

Credits to: EZmisery


I added all the boys including the 2 who haven’t debuted yet (and if you’re new and don’t recognizes their faces yet, they’re in age order clockwise from the top).
I replaced “indifferent” with “best friends” because I personally love best friend pairings and I could read a 20 chapter fic all about bros being bros lmao.

Full Pic (the file is Huge):

If you’re not sure how a ship chart works, here’s my example:

Have fun shipping!! (And please share i worked hard ToT)

Dating Mark Sloan (McSteamy) would include

• Talking about cases a lot
• Him calling you beautiful and sexy all the time
• Doing it in the on call rooms
• Him always telling you how much he loves you
• Singing in the shower together… Among other things 😏
• Accidentally calling him McSteamy because you hang out with Meredith and Christina too much
• Him loving it
• Dirty notes in charts
• “Mark, stop. I have a surgery to get to.” “Stop what, baby?” “… You know what, Christina can handle this one.”
• Him getting really excited when he finds out you’re pregnant
• “There’s a little Sloan in there.”
• Cuddles
• Callie getting pissed because you two are constantly being all cutesy towards each other
• “Come on, Callie. They’re in love.” “When you have to live with them every day, you’ll get an opinion, Arizona.”
• Derek being the best man at your wedding
• “Worst case scenario, I sleep with Y/N ten years down the line.” “I’m about to punch you.”

Imagine Dragons' 'Believer' Rules Hot Rock Songs Chart


The song halts the record 30-week reign of Twenty One Pilots’ “Heathens.”

For just the second time in 14 months, an act not named Twenty One Pilots is No. 1 on Billboard’s Hot Rock Songs chart.

“Believer,” the lead single from Imagine Dragons’ upcoming third studio album, rises 2-1 on the chart dated March 25. The song is the Las Vegas band’s second leader on the list. Imagine Dragons first led Hot Rock Songs for 23 weeks in 2013 with “Radioactive,” the second single from their debut full-length, Night Visions.

“Believer” dethrones Twenty One Pilots’ “Heathens,” which had dominated for 30 weeks, a record dating to the chart’s June 2009 inception. It also stops the duo’s streak of leading the chart for all weeks between the charts dated Jan. 9, 2016, and March 18, 2017, except for one: May 14, 2016, when Prince’s “Purple Rain” ruled following the icon’s April 21 death.

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The heights in SU, pisses me off that fans even care to hate it.

I’ve seen all over facebook how much everyone ‘hates’ it that the crewniverse doesn’t have a height chart?

Why are you so mad!? Did you create the cartoon to entertain us? Did you put so much effort into every episode to even give us this animation?

My reaction to all this: Just enjoy the cartoon how it is! You didn’t make it so why be mad?

The bloodstone episode WAS about the fans, how mad we get if something isn’t about us or done our way. Why so much hate, could you do it better!?

Be happy we still have Steven Universe… Because if I worked there and saw all these comments I would have stopped with it. Because why make something people will continue to sulk about? (I’m a animation student so yes, I know the pressure they have or I just had a small taste of it. It’s horrible. )

Thank you..