stop trying to be bad evan

Okay But Consider This: Pining Connor

In the Utopian Au™ where Connor failed his suicide attempt…

•Zoe rejects Evan and they just become friends
•Zoe formally introduces Connor to Evan (after the cast signing)
• Connor: Gayer Than He Expected™
•Everyone knows. Everyone but Evan, that is.
•If I Could Tell Him
•Connor won’t shut up about Evan.
•Even Heidi can see this. Connor comes over and the two teens are watching movies and Heidi walks in, looks at Connor trying not to look at Evan and mentally “Oh”
•Zoe: Connor please stop being gay at the dinner table
•Connor desperately tries to be an edgy, emo bad boy but he’ll melt if Evan smiles at him
•EVAN IS SO OBLIVIOUS TO ALL OF THIS.
•I want these teens to become friends.
•Heidi thinks Evan knows.
•Heidi refers to Connor’s crush on him casually.
•Evan: *spits out drink*
•Evan: Bisexualer Than He Expected™

Sincerely, Me Thru Google Translate

[Connor]
Dear Evan Hansen
We have lost touch too
It is very crazy
And we do not talk like her to suck
But I tell you, I miss you every night
I rub my nipples began to complain

[Evan]
Did you write this?

[Jared]
I only want to tell the truth

[Evan]
This requires perfect. the email to prove that we are true friends. I will do

[Connor]
I must tell you, without you life is difficult

[Jared]
Hard?

[Connor]
that is bad

[Jared]
Bad?

[Connor]
Have a very rough

[Jared]
Kinky!

[Connor]
I miss life and other things

[Jared]
very special

[Evan]
It’s noisy!

[Connor]
I love my parents

[Jared]
Who said that?

[Connor]
I love my parents
But another day of war
If I stop taking the drug
so everything

[Jared]
the use of drugs?

[Evan]
Just fix it!

[Connor]
If I stopped smoking crack

[Evan]
Crack? !

[Connor]
If I stopped smoking pot
so everything
I’ll need your advice
I’ll try better
I turn
Wait and see

Because everything needs little renovation
If you give your attention, it’s easy to change
All you need to do is be sure you can be that you want to be
Sincerely, I

[Jared]
We finished yet

[Evan]
I can not e-mail them. I want to show that we are good friends, you know?

[Jared]
Oh, God.

[Evan]
Dear Connor Murphy,
Yes, I miss our conversations
Stop doing drugs
Just trying to take a deep breath, walk

[Jared]
or

[Evan]
I send you a photo of the most beautiful trees

[Jared]
No!

[Evan]
So obsessed with all my skills in forest

[Jared]
Not at all.

[Evan]
Buddy, I’m proud of you
Only continue to promote
your turn
I can see

[Connor]
The long wait to see!

[Evan and Connor]
Because everything needs little renovation
If you give your attention, it’s easy to change
All you need to do is be sure you can be that you want to be
Sincerely, I

[Connor]
my sister hot

[Evan]
I go to Le!

[Jared]
my fault.

[Connor]
Dear Evan Hansen,
Thank you to send all notes

[Evan]
Dear Connor Murphy,
I’m proud to be your friend

[Evan and Connor]
friendship beyond where we are
your average bond

[Evan]
But not because we are gay

[Connor]
No, not because we are gay

[Evan and Connor]
We are close, but not so
The only thing I loved my father

[Connor]
All right!

[Evan]
You better and better every day

[Connor]
I improve every day

[Evan and Connor]
We improve every day

[All]
Hey hey!

Because everything needs little renovation
If you give your attention, it’s easy to change
All you need to do is be sure you can be that you want to be
correctly

Dear Miss

Sincerely, I
Sincerely, I
Sincerely, I
Sincerely, I

Best Lines in Sincerely Me

“I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight”

“I gotta tell you life without you has been hard.”
“Hard?”
“Has been bad.”
“Bad?”
“Has been rough.”
“Kinky!”

“Very specific.”
“Shut up”

“I like my parents.”
“Who says that?”
“I love my parents”

“Smoking Drugs”
“Just fix it”

“Re-In-Ven-Tion”

“Stop doing drugs just try to take deep breaths and go on walks.”

“You’ll be obsessed with my forest expertise.”

“My sisters hot”
“What the hell”
“My bad”

“But not because we’re Gaaaaay”

“The only man I love is my dad”

“Mmiiiss you deeaarrly”

Why do people feel like the only way to stop demonizing Connor is to start demonizing his parents… Like yeah they didn’t handle his situation well at all but they loved him a lot and they tried and it’s not easy to know what the hell to do as a parent that’s the whole point of Does Anybody Have A Map like didn’t you listen to that song at all??? Parenting is fucking hard especially if your kid has mental illnesses and it’s really fucking hard to know what to do and they really did try and they really did love him and just because they took wrong turns doesn’t mean they didn’t care or didn’t try to do right by him and that’s what fucking matters.

How about we stop demonizing any characters in Dear Evan Hansen because that’s ruining the entire point of the show. Every character is battling their own set of demons. Every character is complex and has a dark and light side. There’s a way to empathize without justifying, to understand without saying that something was the right thing. No character in that show is black and white, good or evil. They all have a good and a bad side and that’s what makes them so compelling and relatable.

I’m sick of seeing posts about why Connor was a terrible person. And I’m sick of people defending him by saying he just had terrible parents. Can I remind you that the plot of the show is a character that we all love lying about knowing a kid who killed himself??? Why does nobody demonize Evan? Because we see so obviously so many different layers in him. Because we don’t agree with what he did but we understand why he did it and we don’t justify his actions but we empathize because we realize that he wasn’t trying to cause harm he was just struggling to fight his own demons. But we don’t see as much of more minor characters. We don’t get as fleshed out a look at them. We don’t go as deep into their demons and their reasons so people tend to view them as one dimensional which is just WRONG and unfair. Every single character. Every single person is made up of many different layers and pieces and scars. they have dark and they have light. You don’t have to like them all but stop demonizing characters and trying to make them seem like pure evil when that is not what they are.

And while you’re at it, try to see real people more three dimensionally too.

The signs as lines from Sincerely, Me
  • aries: i’m sending pictures of the most amazing trees
  • taurus: dude i’m proud of you, just keep pushing through
  • gemini: the only man that i love is my dad
  • cancer: stop doing drugs just try to take deep breaths and go on walks
  • leo: all you gotta do i just believe, you can be who you want to be
  • virgo: my sister’s hot (what the hell?) (my bad)
  • libra: our friendship goes beyond, the average kind of bond, but not because we’re gay
  • scorpio: (are we done yet?)
  • sagittarius: (no)
  • capricorn: i like my parents (who says that?)
  • aquarius: (i wanna show that i was, like, a good friend, you know?)
  • pisces: (absolutely not)

Imagine meeting Chris at an airport.

A/N: My loves, I may have another series on my hands. (Chapter One: Unexpected Reader) A series involving the first series, which will make much more sense later. I don’t know if this will be a hit or a total miss, but a girl’s gotta try it out. (I feel like us fan fic writers will appreciate this love story.) Anyhoo, enjoy! ❤️

Your fingers absentmindedly thrummed the tabletop as you murmured the last line you just wrote to yourself. “Across the room, Chris watched you intently with a small smile on his lips. He thought of approaching you, but wondered if you were the kind of girl that would appreciate or reject his boldness.” You chewed the inside of your cheek, your finger hovering over the backspace key on your MacBook. It seemed like yet another cliché, and though clichés were what you and your hopeless romantics readers loved- you wanted to expand yourself. You huffed and pressed the delete key, allowing your words to get chewed up by the blinking bar.

“Now what was wrong with that?” You flinched and tensed when you heard an oddly familiar male voice come from over your shoulder; he was so close to you that you would feel the warmth of his minty breath on your cheek. “Clichés are great.” He winced as he pulled back, knowing he’d gotten a little too close. “I mean- there’s a reason they’re overused, right?”

Now usually, you weren’t the kind of person who would snap at a stranger in an airport; you were too worried about the repercussions to do that. Usually, you’d just send a death defying glare their way and let your eyes do the talking; you’d been told you had a very intimidating face, which you no doubt got from your mom. But this was different, this was a stranger reading your writing without permission. You’d always been incredibly protective and defensive when it came to your writing and people peering at your screens- be it laptop, iPad, or iPhone. It was your biggest pet peeve; you hated having people stand behind you while you were on any of those said devices. It wasn’t like you had something to hide, you just didn’t like your privacy being invaded.

“Thanks for the input I didn’t ask for.” You bit as you abruptly closed the screen of your MacBook; you heard him chuckle softly. “Do you want to know what I think?” You quizzed rhetorically as you turned to shoot the nosy stranger your famous glare. “I think you should mind-” You cut yourself off when you saw who it was. “Oh my God,” you breathed, “you’re Chris Evans.”

Yes, Chris Evans. Christopher Robert Evans as in the talented actor and director; Captain America himself; the brown haired, blue eyed, Bostonian angel; the man you could only dream of marrying one day; and the one who accompanied your protagonist in all her life endeavors. Chris Evans was actually in front of you, and talking to you, and breathing the same air as you, and all you’d said to him so far was “thanks for the input I didn’t ask for” as well as “I think you should mind your own damn business.” Even though you didn’t get to finish your latter, it was still not the way you’d imagined your first meeting with your celebrity crush to go.

“Yes I am,” he walked to sit in the chair opposite you, “but don’t let that stop you.”

Chris was trying not to show too much amusement, but he couldn’t help his smile. You were exactly the kind of girl he liked- sassy, but clearly sweeter than honey. He’d seen you earlier, when you were both checking in. You were talking to the little boy in front of you; he was wearing glasses too big for his face, but between you and young Jasper- Chris found you cuter. He then spotted you again in the departure hall, talking to an airport security dog while its officer was searching someone else’s bag. He was about to approach you when the officer took the dog away and you’d walked off, pouting. He thought that was it, that he wouldn’t have the chance to talk to you again- you may have been on the same flight but you were sitting in different classes- but then, he came across you sitting in Starbucks. He spotted you in the window and decided it was time he got to actually meeting you, rather than admiring you from afar. So far, his decision to approach you had been one of his best.

“You think I should mind…” He trailed off, his beautiful blue eyes urging you to continue.

“Your own damn business,” you mumbled sheepishly as you cussed yourself out. It wasn’t until he laughed that you felt a little better, guessed he was as nice as everyone said he was. “I am so sorry. I’m not usually that rude, I just-” you swallowed when you saw his intent gaze on you. “I don’t like it when people look at my screen. I’m very protective of my writing and I don’t-”

“Don’t even worry about it,” he cut you off with one of his typical, heart thumping Chris Evans smile. “I’m not usually that nosy. It’s just that I heard you mumble my name and you were watching your screen so intently that I got curious as to what had your attention. Fan fiction is an interesting thing,” he commented with a soft chuckle.

“Oh God,” you blushed deeply. “It’s not- um- I don’t- you see-” you rambled and he laughed, placing a comforting hand over yours to soothe you. “I’m Y/N and I’m studying to be a screenwriter. I write fan fiction on Tumblr to put my work out there and get real people reviews,” you explained in a frazzled tone. “I’m so sorry, I don’t mean any disrespect.”

“Oh, I know. You don’t have to apologize,” he smiled again and your heart fluttered again. “I think writing about someone is the greatest form of flattery. So relax,” he gave your hand a quick pat then pulled away, “I’m very flattered.”

“No you’re not,” you breathed in disbelief.

“Yes I am,” he chuckled. “It’s interesting to see how others see me, even if my fans may be a little biased.” He winked at you with a click of his tongue and you thought you’d swoon right there and then. “It’s nice to know people think I’d make a good boyfriend, and husband, and father. It’s actually very reassuring,” he admitted with a sheepish smile. “I was starting to think I was the problem in my failed relationships.”

“You’re not serious,” you laughed and he smiled, appreciating how lovely you and your laughter was. “You’re like the perfect man. There is no way you were the problem in any of your failed relationships,” you said and suffered immediate regret, realizing you’d offended his exes. “Of course- I don’t mean any disrespect to anyone you’ve dated.” He laughed again, noting how cute you were when you panicked. “Jenny’s awesome, I loved her in Parks and Rec-”

“Hey,” he said and you stopped, holding your breath for some reason. “Breathe, Y/N.” He instructed and you did as he said. “I’m not going to bite your head off for speaking your piece. I know you don’t mean any harm with anything you say, so just- calm down, okay?” You nodded and he smiled. “I like hearing what you have to say, it’s very refreshing.”

“That’s very sweet of you to say,” you blushed again. “You know- I’ve only ever been called refreshing in my own stories.” You joked then laughed when he did. “Looks like someone is living up to that level of perfection us fan girls have created.”

“Oh, stop it.” He chuckled and waved his hand, feeling heat rise to his own cheeks. “Fan fic Chris might be perfect, but I don’t think I am.” He joked and you chuckled. “I mean- Fan fic Chris wouldn’t have read over your shoulder like that, he’d buy you a coffee first then politely ask what you were working on.”

“Hey, no one’s stopping you from doing that now.” You heard yourself flirt and you wanted to slap yourself in the face. What were you doing? This was Chris freaking Evans! He’d dated huge names, names that you couldn’t beat even in your best day. You needed to quit while you were ahead, you needed to just ask for a photo then leave him alone. You knew all that, yet the next words left your lips anyway, “I’m all for do-overs.”

“Aren’t I lucky?” He grinned which made you smile. “I’ll be right back then. You’re a…” He pointed at you as he rose to his feet, his tone and facials showed that he was trying to guess your drink so you didn’t offer any help. “Vanilla latte, kinda girl?” He quizzed and you felt your lips part in awe; how he guessed that was beyond both of you.

“Not bad, Mr. Evans.”

“Thank you,” he smiled, doing a small bow. “And call me Chris, ‘cause Mr. Evans is my dad and I’m not that old.” He joked and you nodded, chuckling. “Okay then, I’ll be right back. Oh-” he stopped and turned back, “just to make sure you don’t run off. Hold my phone, will you?”

“You want me to hold your phone for you?” You frowned when he nodded, smiling. “You do realize we just met, right?” He nodded. “And I’m a fan, like- a huge fan?” He nodded again. “Aren’t you worried I’ll go through your photos, or steal Sebastian Stan’s phone number?”

“Not really,” he shook his head. “I mean- I’ve got nothing to hide, and you don’t look like the kind of girl who would do that kind of thing anyway.” You bit back your smile; that was true. “As for stealing Seb’s number, well- I think he’d be lucky to have you in his life.”

“Okay, now that sounds like a line Fan fic Chris would say,” you teased him and he laughed. “Exactly how much fan fic do you read, Chris Evans?” You asked with a smug smirk, which turned into more of a shy smile when he winked. “Do you have a secret Tumblr account to keep track on all the writing we do about you?”

“I’m going to plead the fifth to that question.” He started towards the counter, glancing back at a giggling you as he did. “Don’t go anywhere, okay?” You nodded and he smiled as he told you, “I want to hear more about you and your writing.”

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Part 2

  • Physic: reads my mind"
  • My brain: 
Dear Evan Hansen
We've been way too out of touch
Things have been crazy and it sucks that we don't talk that much
But I should tell you that I think of you each night
I rub my nipples and start moaning with delightWhy would you write thatI'm just trying to tell the truth You know what?
If you aren't going to take this seriously... Okay you need to calm yourself! This has to be perfect, okay? The emails have to prove that we were actually friends
They've got to be completely realistic There is nothing unrealistic about the love that one man feels for another Let's go back In fact, it's something quite beautiful Let's go back, Jared! I've gotta tell you life without you has been hard. Hard?Has been bad bad?
Has been rough Lame!
And I miss talking about life and other stuff
Very specific
Shut up 1like my parents
Who says that? I love my parents
But each day's another fight
If I stop smoking drugs then everything might be alright smoking drugs just fix it!
This isn't realistic at all!
It doesn't even sound like Connor!
Well I want to show that I was a good friend
Y'know? That I was trying to help him Oh my God if I stop smoking crack Crack?!
If I stop smoking pot then everything might be alright
I'll take your advice
I'll try to be more nice
I'll turn it around
Wait and see It’s all that it takes
Is a little reinvention
It’s easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, me Are we done yet?
Well I mean I can't just show them one email
Okay, please stop hyperventilating
I'm not hyperventilating
You're having considerable trouble breathing
I'm having no trouble breathing
Do you need a paper bag to breath into?
I'm not hyperventilating!
Dear Connor Murphy
Yes I've also missed our talks
Stop doing drugs
Just try to take deep breaths and go on walksNo
I'm sending pictures of the most amazing treesNo!
You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise
Absolutely not
Dude, I'm proud of you
Just keep pushing through
You're turning around
  • I can see Just wait and see
It’s all that it takes
Is a little reinvention
It’s easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, me My sister's hot
What the hell? My bad Dear Evan Hansen Thanks for every note you send Dear Connor Murphy I'm just glad to be your friend Our friendship goes beyond Your average kind of bond But not because we're gay No, not because we're gay We're close, but not that way The only man that I love is my dad
  • Physic: wtf
Staring

pairing: evan hansen x reader

word count: 1000

warnings: self harm 

a/n: i was gonna do this w/ connor originally bc i got a request but i saw a really similar one floating around (i think the same person sent the requests hahah) and i DIDNT wanna copy so… here’s this with evan instead??? enjoy & stay safe!!! i love u and my inbox is always open!!! <3 


“I… I s-saw them.”

Evan’s voice is quiet – hushed to a whisper – but you still hear it crack in the middle of his sentence.

“What?” you demand, whirling around. “When?”

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weird au. Jared Kleinman ends up committing suicide senior year. Evan and Alana had moved on from him because he had gotten more annoying- his problems had gotten worse and his coping mechanism was his jokes and they didn’t appreciate it. He lashed out on Evan after something bad happened at home- Evan was scared so he ran off- away from Jared. Jared was horrified and wanted to apologize. Whenever he tried to get to Evan, Alana was in his way, protecting Evan from more pain. He tried to do it over text, sending paragraphs over about why he did it and his problems. Evan blocked his number without reading it because he was scared of what Jared might do. He knew it was bad, but he also didn’t know how to unblock the number. Jared stops showing up at school, he tells his parents hes sick and stays in bed plotting what he would do. He sends frequent texts to Alana, asking questions on why he cant be friends with evan anymore. Alana answers with things like “You hurt him”. His texts seem more like reaching out for help and Alana gets concerned. She ends up texting things like “Jared, are you alright?” “You havent been at school, where are you?” “Jared?” She gets no replies. She goes to his house with Evan after Jared stops going to school. Jared’s parents are mourning their son. They have a weird version of “Requiem”, where they are greiving- but what he did was a sin. They also are confused on how they didn’t know why he did it, they ask Evan and Alana. They lie, saying they don’t know and end up staying with the family for a long period of time. The parents are nice and help the two because they know that they feel bad about a friend dying, they put the two teens before themselves. They try to help Evan go to college and everything. But, Jared’s parents find the texts Jared sent to Alana and Evan before he killed himself and are disgusted. They talk to the Murphy’s because they learn about the Connor Project- how Evan and Alana took a lot of the credit even though Jared contributed a lot, how Evan lied about being friends with a dead guy. The parents don’t trust either of them anymore. They contact Heidi and Helena’s parents. They all come together along with the Murphy parents for some weird “Good for You”, talking about how they all have been betrayed or hurt by Evan or Alana and are furious. They don’t go public about it at all. Evan and Alana have a duet, some weird fusion of “Words Fail” and a sad version of “disappear” (Some people deserve to be forgotten). The two talk about running away or possibly killing themselves because of all that has happened. whatever it is ends without knowing what they do, but they know that the parents dont see them again and end up doing something. Zoe ends up trying to find them and stuff idk m8 but jared killing himself what if that happened.

Evan and Connor being boyfriends

Hear me out. They would be able to help each other, Evan trying to help Connor ease off drugs, smoking, alcohol, etc…, and then Connor eventually just stopping all of it because he doesn’t need them to feel happy because he has Evan who makes him happy. Then Connor trying to help Evan with his anxiety, and helping him talk to people, or just squeezing his hand when he seems nervous, and Evan just being able to talk to Connor without stuttering or becoming nervous. Then Evan slowly making Connor a better person, making him more gentle and calm. Then both of them just trying to cheer each other up on bad days, then just being a completely adorable couple.

when you’re hard on yourself:
‣ “You have been criticizing yourself for years and it hasn’t worked. try approving of yourself and see what happens.”- Louise Ha
‣ wisdom words from chris evans
feeling like you’re incompetent?
important things to remember
let loose a little bit :)
‣ punishing yourself for a bad grade?
‣ dealing with failure
‣ comparing yourself too much?
‣ “stop telling yourself that the grass is greener on the other side, because it’s not. It is greener where you water it. so take control of your life and start watering your own pastures and grow your own greener grasses.”

when fear is overwhelming:
this comic
‣ wanting to start over?
‣ begin again, you can
some art motivation

when you feel like drowning in your tears:
10 Things You Can do When You’re Feeling Down
adorable animal comics
‣ “storms make trees take deeper roots”

others:
illustrated pep talks

I Want To Paint Your Lips - Seven

“You can’t be serious.” Tyler slammed both his hands down on the table, glaring into Evan’s eyes. The Asian man continued to sip his drink as his friend angrily sat across from him. “I will not let you be in charge of Jonathon anymore, he’s completely unpredictable! He shouldn’t even be below 9.5 at this point. Evan, you cannot be in there alone with him every day!”

Bryce shifted in his seat beside Evan, having met Tyler a few days earlier. “He knows what he’s doing, Tyler,” the blonde said timidly, wanting to stand up for his friend but a slight bit intimidated by the other man’s fury.

“No,” Tyler growled, “he doesn’t, because he’s still sitting around spoon-feeding a psychotic lunatic who is bound to be painting the walls with this dick’s blood tomorrow. You’re insane, you know that?”

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“Sincerely, me” but every verb is replaced with the word “cronch”

SO MY FRIENDS @islandgirl5311, @fireferetsgem, AND I CREATED A GOOGLE DOC TO EDIT THIS. 

PLEASE ENJOY BECAUSE WE LAUGHED OUT ASSES OFF MAKING IT


[CONNOR]

Dear Evan Hansen

We’ve been way too out of cronch

Things have been crazy

And it sucks that we don’t cronch that much

But I should tell you that I cronch of you each night

I cronch my nipples and start cronching with delight



[EVAN, spoken]

Why would you cronch that?



[JARED, spoken]

I’m just trying to cronch the truth.​



[EVAN, spoken]

This needs to be perfect.​ These emails have to prove that we were actually friends. Just—I’ll do it.​



[CONNOR, sung]

I’ve gotta tell you, life without you has been hard



[JARED, spoken]

Hard?



[CONNOR]

Has been bad



[JARED, spoken]

Bad?



[CONNOR]

Has been rough



[JARED, spoken]

Cronchy!



[CONNOR]

And I miss cronching about life and other stuff



[JARED, spoken]

Very specific.​



[EVAN, spoken]

Cronch up!



[CONNOR]

I cronch my parents



[JARED, spoken]

Who says that?



[CONNOR]

I cronch my parents

But each day’s another fight

If I stop cronching drugs

Then everything might be alright



[JARED, spoken]

cronching drugs?



[EVAN, spoken]

Just fix it!



[CONNOR]

If I stop cronching crack



[EVAN, spoken]

Crack?!



[CONNOR]

If I stop cronching pot

Then everything might be alright

I’ll cronch your advice

I’ll try to cronch more nice

I’ll cronch it around

Cronch and see



‘Cause all that it takes is a little cronch

It’s easy to cronch if you cronch it your attention

All you gotta do is just cronch you can be who you want to be

Sincerely, Me



[JARED, spoken]

Are we done yet?



[EVAN, spoken]

Well I can’t just cronch them one email. I want to cronch that I was, like, a good friend, you know?



[JARED, spoken]

Oh my god.​



[EVAN, sung]

Dear Connor Murphy,​

Yes, I also cronch our cronch

Stop cronching drugs

Just try to take deep breaths and cronch on walks



[JARED, spoken]

No.​



[EVAN]

I’m cronching pictures of the most amazing trees



[JARED, spoken]

No!



[EVAN]

You’ll be obsessed with all my forest expertise



[JARED, spoken]

Absolutely not.​



[EVAN]

Dude, I’m proud of you

Just keep cronching through

You’re cronching around

I can see



[CONNOR]

Just wait and see!



[EVAN & CONNOR]

'Cause all that it takes is a little cronch

It’s easy to cronch if you cronch it your attention

All you gotta do is just cronch you can be who you want to be

Sincerely, Me



[CONNOR]

My sister’s hot



[EVAN, spoken]

What the hell!



[JARED, spoken]

My bad.​



[CONNOR]

Dear Evan Hansen,​

Thanks for every note you cronch



[EVAN]

Dear Connor Murphy,​

I’m just cronching to be your friend



[EVAN & CONNOR]

Our friendship cronches beyond

Your average kind of bond



[EVAN]

But not because we’re gay



[CONNOR]

No, not because we’re gay



[EVAN & CONNOR]

We’re close, but not that way

The only man that I cronch is my dad



[CONNOR]

Well anyway!



[EVAN]

You’re cronching better every day



[CONNOR]

I’m cronching better every day



[EVAN & CONNOR]

We’re cronching better every day



[ALL]

Hey hey hey hey!



'Cause all that it takes is a little cronch

It’s easy to cronch if you give it your attention

All you gotta do is just cronch you can be who you cronch to be

Sincerely



Cronch you dearly



Sincerely, Me

Sincerely, Me

Sincerely, Me

Sincerely, Me

‘This is stupid’ - Sincerely, three

I really need to say sorry for this shit, i wrote it when i first got into deh and was crazy for poly Jared, Evan and Connor.

((connor lives in this smh))

“why the fuck did you invite Kleinman?” Connor turned to face Evan while pointing at Jared, who was behind him slightly to the right, with his right hand thumb. Evan stuttered slightly as he answered, “well er..h-he’s good with computers so I..I figured he’d be a good help?” it sounded more like a question. “why would we need some computer nerd to help?” Jared decided to answer this, “well, it’d be much more realistic to date the emails back which, not to brag, I can do.” this causes both Evan and Connor to secretly roll their eyes. Connor clicks his tongue, “whatever, can we just begin?” Unfortunately, they had let Jared type at first leading him to write ‘I should tell you that I think of you each night I rub my nipples and start moaning with delight.’ This caused a slight disruption in the writing. “why would you write that?!” Evan asks in panic at the same time, Connor exclaimed a passionate,’

'what the fuck Kleinman?“

Jared shrugs trying to hold back a chuckle, ’'I’m just trying to tell the truth” “you know what? if you aren’t going to take this seriously…” Evan tries to threaten. “Okay you need to calm yourself!” Jared replies hurriedly seeing as he was promised money for doing this. “ This has to be perfect, okay? The emails have to prove that we were actually friends. They’ve got to be completely realistic!” after Evan said this something along the lines of 'nothing about this plan is realistic!’ was muttered under Connors breath. Jared crosses his arms, “There is nothing unrealistic about the love that one man feels for another.” “lets go back” Evan cuts him off yet Jared still continues. “In fact, it’s something quite beautiful.” “Let’s go back Kleinman!” Connor cuts in. Evan takes the laptop before typing, Jared and Connor read over his shoulder, 'I’ve gotta tell you life without you has been hard’ “hard?” Jared asks raising an eyebrow. Evan changes it to bad. This time Connor is the one to raise a brow. “bad?” this sounded a tad more judgmental than Jared. the new change was 'has been rough’ causing Jared to smirk, “kinky!” Connor punches Jared’s arm in a way to tell him to never say that again. “smoking drugs?” Jared and Connor ask in unison. “urg! just fix it!” Evan exclaims. “this isn’t realistic! it doesn’t even sound like me!” Connor mentions.

“Well I want to show that we were good friends, Y'know? That I was trying to help you..” Evan tells Connor while handing the laptop to Jared.

“If I stop smoking crack,” he speaks as he types.

“Crack?!” Evan pipes up in a panicked voice. Connor takes the laptop.

'If I stop smoking pot then everything might be alright. I’ll take your advice, I’ll try to be more nice. I’ll turn it around, wait and see.’ Surprisingly he was quite a fast typer. After writing a few more lines Jared was starting to get bored.

“Are we done yet?” He rudely interrupts the typing, Connor looks at him,

“Well Kleinman, we can’t just write one email, this has to be 'realistic’ apparently.”

Jared rolls his eyes before watching Connor hand the Laptop to Evan.

'Dear Connor Murphy, Yes I’ve also missed our talks. Stop doing drugs, just try to take deep breaths and go on walks. I’m sending pictures of the most amazing trees, you’ll be obsessed with all my forest expertise.’

“This is so stupid!” Connor groans before walking to the door.

“Wait don’t go! I thought you err you needed these emails!” Evan half exclaims trying to stop him leaving. Connor shrugs before leaving the room. Jared shakes his head trying not to laugh.

“Great job, tree boy!”

minnie-mcgoogles  asked:

Hi! Could you do a short muggle Jily au where they have neighboring apartments or something? I love your blog so much by the way :)

  • “GO TO HELL”
  • “BACK AT YA DICKHEAD”
  • Lily can’t stop screaming at her new neighbors. Two STUPID boys who blast rock music at ALL HOURS OF THE NIGHT. now it isn’t even good music mind you, it’s the kind that people listen to so they can say “I liked rock before you knew how to walk”. Really it just makes any sane person want to invent a time machine and murder the man who created rock music because it led to this exact moment.
  • She’s armed with a broom and is banging on her ceiling.
  • When her neighbors first moved in, she was excited. Most of the people in the complex either have kids or have grandkids and it has been difficult to make friends around. However, once she met them, everything changed.
  • First she tried to tell them, politely, that she works. All the time. When she isn’t working she’s at medical school, and she also happens to be a crazy light sleeper. Maybe she was more lonely before they moved in, but at least she was well-rested. 
  • Sirius. If only he lived up to his name. and his roommate James Potter. Little did she know they would be the bane of her existence.
  • So after a long night of studying at the library, she was a little bitter. First off, she started her day getting yelled at by her boss because her crummy coworker Peter took her shift, then bailed. However, she was running a study group and couldn’t get away, especially since she had technically worked way overtime this week. Then, the library was packed full of students and no one in the group was prepared for the discussion. It was exhausting and frustrating and when she walked up the 4 flights of stairs (the elevator was broken) to get to her door, the last thing she wanted to hear was Sirius Black screaming incoherent words to music with a cringe-worthy beat. 
  • Banging on the ceiling only seemed to aggravate him, because even though it seemed an impossible feat, the music only got louder. 
  • “fuck it” she muttered
  • she stormed up the stairs (quietly fuming because she was not going to disturb the other neighbors,) and didn’t even notice she was behind a messy haired boy.
  • “SOrry! sorry, bollocks! I didn’t see you there” James sputtered as she ran into him.
  • Lily probably should have said something but in all of her anger she was not expecting an apology, especially one from an awkward, nervous boy who was shoving his glasses up his nose. 
  • “Hey, I know we haven’t formally met, do you live here too?” he asked while leaning up against the hallway. 
  • “Yes, I’m Lily, also known as the girl with the broom who can’t stand your music” she said pointedly. Overall yes she should have been nicer, but it was a bad day. 
  • “Ha. Yeah I’ve been meaning to come down and apologize, I’ve told him to stop but Sirius has some anger issues, some pride issues, and overall just some issues. I promise we’ll try to keep it down.”
  • “oh. well. okay I guess. just you better keep it down.” She said and turned around in a bit of a daze. He walked into the room and yelled some profanity, and miraculously, the music went down. 
  • maybe this wasn’t so bad. one stupid boy with one, cute, messy haired boy? maybe she can handle this after all.

anonymous asked:

maybe connorxjaredxevan youtube au? jared's channel is bathbombs, and he eats one on camera

CAN NO ONE ESCAPE THIS BATHBOMB MEME?? WHY?! ANYWAYS I WROTE IT AND I HATE MYSELF.

~

“This is dumb.” Connor stated. “You’re a fucking idiot.” Connor shook his head as he watched Jared set up a table. On it was a singular bathbomb that his dumbass boyfriend was going to eat.

“Jared, why are you doing this?” Evan questioned. Weren’t bathbombs poisonous? Was it going to hurt Jared? Evan was worried about his boyfriends health.

“For the cronch.” Jared answered as he sat down in front of the camera. He singled for Connor to turn it on. Said boy did so while rolling his eyes.

“What’s up gaymers it’s Jared and today I’ll be testing the sex bomb.” Jared smirked. “That’s right, today we are cronching a bathbomb!”

Connor shook his head, he was trying his best to keep himself from snorting. While Evan was biting his nails, worried about what that bathbomb would do to Jared’s body.

Connor cringed as he watched Jared bite into the bathbomb. 

“Jared please stop!” Evan cried covering his eyes. This was too horrible for words.

“EVAN YOU RUINED IT!” Jared yelled through a mouthful of bathbomb. “Anyways gaymers, this is a 10/10 bathbomb would recommend it to cronch.”

~

Wtf did I just write, this is so bad XD FORGIVE ME I FORGOT HOW TO WRITE

anonymous asked:

OMG PLEASE DO EITHER 5, 65, AND/OR 79 FOR TREEBROS (ps I love your blog)

I love you sweet anon I hope this will suffice <3


“Connor? what are doing here?” Evan Hansen whispered, “and did you climb the fire escape? And how’d you find my house.”

“You said you were feeling bad, and the phonebook,” Connor said from where he was perched outside Evan’s bedroom window. Sweaty and breathless from his run all the way there.

“What are you talking about? It’s almost one in the morning Connor.”

“You said in the group chat,” Connor held up his phone, screen illuminated in the darkness. Indicating what Evan recognized as the group chat between Zoe, Alana, Jared, Connor, and himself. Evan rarely participated in any discussion on it. Only to ask questions about homework.

“Oh god,” Evan choked recognizing his own text that he tapped out in an anxious flurry, “I meant to send that to my mom.”

“Oh,” Connor, lowered his phone. “Sorry I shouldn’t have- wait Evan are you crying?” Concern washing over him as moonlight glinted off the tears on Evan’s cheeks.

“What? No,“Evan deflected, running the back of his hand over his face.

"Evan, I’m worried about you,” Connor said, concern evident in his tone.

“Why would you, of all people, be the one to show up here?”

Connor would have been offended in any other situation, but there was no malice in Evan’s tone. Just genuine curiosity.

“Look, Evan, let’s just pretend for right now we’re friends okay?” Connor’s concern increasing at the sight of how hard Evan’s hands were shaking. He had to do something. Evan might not consider them friends, but Connor did. He had always harbored a special place in his heart for Evan. A place Connor tried not to visit often. He wasn’t sure how he felt about how soft it made him feel. “Let me help if I can.”

A dam inside of Evan seemed to break.

“I feel really bad, Connor,” Evan said around a choked out sob, shaking even harder. “I feel like the entire world is crashing around me and I don’t know what to do.”

“Hey, hey it’s alright you’re gonna be alright, I’m gonna come in alright?”

Evan nodded stepping out of the way for Connor  to climb in through the window.

“I’m going to take care of you, okay?” Connor whispered taking both of Evan’s hands in his, squeezing them lightly to try to stop the trembling.

Evan nodded again, leaning forward to drop his head onto Connor’s shoulder. Connor dropped his hands in favor of wrapping them around Evan. They stood there in the dark silence of Evan’s bedroom for awhile Connor rubbing his hands over Evan’s back. It didn’t seem like Evan was calming down. Strangled sobs still wracking his body.

“Hey, buddy, come on,” Connor released him taking his hand instead. Leading him out of his down the hall until he found the bathroom. Flipping on the light switch maneuvering Evan to sit on the closed toilet seat.

“Do you have, like, a washcloth or something I can use?”

“Under the sink,” Evan said his voice slow and uneven as if he didn’t have enough air.

Connor nodded rummaging under the sink until he found one. Dampening with as cold of water he could get from the sink, before moving to squat in front of Evan.

“Look at me —Just breathe okay? You’re safe I’ve got you,” Connor said gently, taking Evan’s face in his hands, and dabbing the cold cloth on his tear streaked face. Meeting his eyes as he did so. “You’re not breathing enough. Come on with me, one, two, three” Connor took in a deep breath on three letting Evan mimic him. He held for a beat before releasing it.  

They continued like this for awhile. Connor breathing and Evan following until Evan’s breath patterns seemed to even out, and he stopped crying.

“Why are you doing this?” Evan asked after awhile hand wrapping around Connor’s wrist, stilling him from where Connor was still running the cold cloth on his face.

“We’re friends tonight, remember?” Connor said.

“That’s not what I mean. Why did you run all the way here in the middle of the night because of a text?” Evan said, releasing Connor’s hand. Sliding off the toilet to sit in front of Connor.

“Who would leave poor, sweet, Evan to cry alone in his room?” Connor teased before turning serious, “I don’t want you to feel alone, Evan. I’ve always thought that. You always look so lonely at school, and I know you don’t like being bombarded with people or anything, but I’ve always felt like if you had a friend you wouldn’t look so sad. Or maybe it’s just me that needs the friend. Maybe I’ve just always wanted to be your friend I conceived this misconstrued idea of you needing one too.”

Connor didn’t know why he was saying this. Something about a bathroom, and an emotionally unstable boy in the middle of the night made you spill your guts apparently. But whatever the reason he was on a role now so why quit now?

“And I know we don’t talk often, and I hope this doesn’t freak you out, but I think after  awhile I fell a little bit in love with you. And I know you don’t feel anything for me, and that’s okay I’ve accepted it but I just thought you should know.”

And now that he’s finished Connor knew he’s said too much. What was he thinking? Dropping this on Evan right now. It couldn’t be any smoother. Confessing your love your emotionally distraught not-friend on their bathroom floor. He couldn’t even look at Evan now, keeping his eyes fixated on the swirly patterns of the Hansen residence bathroom.

He kept them there until he felt a hand touch his cheek. Snapping his eyes to meet Evan’s.

“Connor,” Evan said sounding breathless, “Do you really mean that?”

“Of course I do,” Connor leaned into the hand on his face leaning into the warmth.

 He barely finished his sentence before Evan’s lips were pressed to his in a sweet, chaste kiss. Taking Connor’s breath away. His heart had never felt so full before as he smiled into the kiss.

 The whole kiss only lasted for a few seconds before Evan pulled away, cheeks flushed an adorable shade of red.

“Connor will you stay for awhile?”

 "You couldn’t drag me away.“

"Oh, and Connor?”

 "Hm?“

"That was my first kiss.”

Connor chuckled before pulling Evan in for another.

So i put sincerely me through google translate

[Connor]
Evan Hansen
We are very far
It was crazy
This shit is not much to say
But I must admit that I think about it every night.
Rub my nipples and enjoy

[Ivan]
Why do you write?

[Jared]
I’m just trying to tell the truth.

[Ivan]
This should save the messages we need to prove that we are friends. I love:

[Conner, words.
I must say, life is hard without you.

[Jared]
The tongue.

[Connor]
It was bad

[Jared]
Nonsense.

[Connor]
It was very difficult

[Jared]
Curling!

[Connor]
It’s strange to talk about life and other things

[Jared]
A more realistic.

[Ivan]
Shut up!

[Connor]
I love my father.

[Jared]
He said what?

[Connor]
I love my father.
But the daily struggle
as drugs
Everything is good

[Jared]
This is a smoke Dope.

[Ivan]
Just fix it.

[Connor]
If you stop smoking crack

[Ivan]
Crack! ??!

[Connor]
If you stop smoking marijuana
Everything is good
I will win your opinion
I will try to be the best
I give it back
wait

Those who need to update
It’s very easy to change if you hear
The only thing you need to do, you can be who you want
With respect

[Jared]
We?

[Ivan]
But just because you can not send an e-mail. I want to prove to be a good friend, you know?

[Jared]
Oh, my God.

Ivan [words]
If Conor Murphy,
Yes, I remember our conversation
The end of the drug
Just try to take a deep breath and kept walking

[Jared]
No.

[Ivan]
Wood is the most powerful scenes

[Jared]
Not me!

[Ivan]
He is obsessed with his feelings forest

[Jared]
No.

[Ivan]
Man, I’m very proud of you.
reduction
return
I see,

[Connor]
Just wait.

[Evan Connor]
Those who need to update
It’s very easy to change if you hear
The only thing you need to do, you can be who you want
With respect

[Connor]
My sister hot

[Ivan]
What happened?

[Jared]
My mistake.

[Connor]
Evan Hansen
Thank you for all the attention that it gives

[Ivan]
If Conor Murphy,
I am glad that your friend

[Evan Connor]
our friends
securities Rating

[Ivan]
But not because they are gay.

[Connor]
No, not because they are gay

[Evan Connor]
We are very close, but not this way.
Only people I most love my father.

[Connor]
But anyway!

[Ivan]
I’m getting better every day

[Connor]
I’m getting better every day

[Evan Connor]
We are doing every day

[All]
Hey Hey Hey Hey!

Those who need to update
It’s very easy to change if you hear
The only thing you need to do, you can be who you want
With respect

I miss you

With respect
With respect
With respect
With respect

  • I really need to sleep:
  • My brain: 
Dear Evan Hansen
We've been way too out of touch
Things have been crazy and it sucks that we don't talk that much
But I should tell you that I think of you each night
I rub my nipples and start moaning with delightWhy would you write thatI'm just trying to tell the truth You know what?
If you aren't going to take this seriously... Okay you need to calm yourself! This has to be perfect, okay? The emails have to prove that we were actually friends
They've got to be completely realistic There is nothing unrealistic about the love that one man feels for another Let's go back In fact, it's something quite beautiful Let's go back, Jared! I've gotta tell you life without you has been hard. Hard?Has been bad bad?
Has been rough Lame!
And I miss talking about life and other stuff
Very specific
Shut up 1like my parents
Who says that? I love my parents
But each day's another fight
If I stop smoking drugs then everything might be alright smoking drugs just fix it!
This isn't realistic at all!
It doesn't even sound like Connor!
Well I want to show that I was a good friend
Y'know? That I was trying to help him Oh my God if I stop smoking crack Crack?!
If I stop smoking pot then everything might be alright
I'll take your advice
I'll try to be more nice
I'll turn it around
Wait and see It’s all that it takes
Is a little reinvention
It’s easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, me Are we done yet?
Well I mean I can't just show them one email
Okay, please stop hyperventilating
I'm not hyperventilating
You're having considerable trouble breathing
I'm having no trouble breathing
Do you need a paper bag to breath into?
I'm not hyperventilating!
Dear Connor Murphy
Yes I've also missed our talks
Stop doing drugs
Just try to take deep breaths and go on walksNo
I'm sending pictures of the most amazing treesNo!
You'll be obsessed with all my forest expertise
Absolutely not
Dude, I'm proud of you
Just keep pushing through
You're turning around
  • I can see Just wait and see
It’s all that it takes
Is a little reinvention
It’s easy to change if you give it your attention
All you gotta do is just believe you can be who you want to be
Sincerely, me My sister's hot
What the hell? My bad Dear Evan Hansen Thanks for every note you send Dear Connor Murphy I'm just glad to be your friend Our friendship goes beyond Your average kind of bond But not because we're gay No, not because we're gay We're close, but not that way The only man that I love is my dad