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HAPPY BIRTHDAY @jakei95!! (✿◡‿◡ฺ).:*☆

The first pic is kinda desspressing.. But we know you have been fighting all this time to make us smile and happy.. must be hard– YA NEED TO BE REMINDED HOW LOVED YA ARE HWHWHW

Seriously I HOPE YOU HAV A LOVIN DAY :’333

Hey!! Remember Liam's ALS Ice Bucket Challenge???

I’ve been thinking a lot about how weird it was for Chevrolet to challenge Liam for the ice bucket challenge when they were never together outside of XF as far as we know. It just seems very random, especially considering the fact that it was smack dab in the middle of Sophiam. Let’s pretend that their relationship wasn’t full of holes and a hilarious lack of affection from either party (see: Liam’s one charity benefit thing where Sophia looked 100% done lmao). Considering the fact that Liam and Sophia didn’t split publicly for another 10 months, I am gonna assume that Liam wasn’t going around attempting to seduce other women by winking at them (😑). So, the fact that Chevrolet randomly picked 1/5 of a ridiculously famous band to nominate, and then stumbled into a relationship with the same guy 1.5 years later is suspicious. To me, there are 3 ways to view this situation:

1) Chevrolet and Liam had sparks flying from their first meeting (for real, literally kill me), and that awkward pubescent boy stuck in her mind for 6 years until she finally decided to try and get his attention by having him pour water all over himself in the name of charity. Even if we avoid the fact that they were both publicly in relationships at this time, it’s still super creepy. Keep in mind this was in August 2014 and at this point, Chevrolet was 31, and Liam was 20. Let that sink in, and then come back and tell me how she “waited” for him to reach an acceptable age before pursuing him. This is the official narrative, and it’s just plain nasty.

2) Chevrolet read the writing on the wall in regards to her limited pathway to future success following the release of her 4th album, and decided that a deal with her old pal Simon was her best bet to remain in the spotlight. At this point in time, she had been married to her new husband for less than 2 months, and most likely realized that she wasn’t going to be able to revamp her image with him in the picture. Enter Liam: a young, attractive superstar with massive potential, currently bound to Simon and his label. A match made in hell. Now, I know what you’re going to say. “Wow, you tinhat, you really think that they planned this child 1.5 years in advance, let them live blah blah blah”. Well, actually yeah I do. This is only months before Zayn’s unexpected exit, which tells me that some serious issues were occuring behind the scenes. (And for my Ziam shippers, there’s nothing like being told your significant other has to pose as a father in the future to add to your mental health issues. Seriously, fuck 1DHQ). Oh, and remember the babydoll thrown on stage in Helsinki that Louis AND Liam assured us was fake?? Guess when that happened? July 2015, which, yes, was well before the Chiam rumors hit the press. 1D and their mangament were in a full blown war at this point. Liam was watching Louis suffer through his babygate while staring his own impending doom in the face. I would also be hollering about the fakeness of that baby if I knew what was coming.

Disclaimer: Could I be reaching? Definitely, but considering the fact that we know nothing about the boys’ contracts, and we don’t know how far in advance they plan their stunts, this isn’t too big of a stretch. For Simon, it’s a win-win: you get to screw over a successful musician, who isn’t too fond of you, one last time while boosting the career of a woman signed to your label. No losses, and everything to gain.

3) If the other options don’t sound right to you, feel free to think it was a complete coincidence. (I just always go by the rule that nothing about this band is a coincidence.)

In conclusion, this is a messed up situation regardless of how you spin it. Chevrolet is either a pedophile or an entertainer desperate to revive her crumbling career. Either way, I am disgusted with her, and I am so ready for this to end. Liam deserves better.

anonymous asked:

Hey Ki, I’ve seen people saying that using McClain for L@nce (the only thing close to canon last name for him) is whitewashing L@nce since he’s from Cuba. But I’ve also seen people point out that there are plenty of Latinx people who don’t have standard Spanish last names. What’s your take on it?

Mmmmm keep in mind I’m not cuban so I do not speak for anyone or everyone on the matter (nor can I lmao), but me personally I find no problem with his last name being mcclain.

I’ve really never heard of any white person ever having that name, not in tv, books, shows, nothing. (I only know that name from one other show and that was the dub version of golion)

And I get what ppl are saying about the whitewashing thing but at the same time it’s not like ppl are grabbing that name outta their ass and just slapping it on him to make him more white you know? We’re literally just taking from what we know and what’s available to us.

Also me seeing the super common spanish last names attached to l@nce has not been too good for me since the people that have done that were kinda….not cuban or latinx lmao and 10/10 it was I wouldn’t say a bad light but it wasn’t necessarily good you know?

And please don’t yell at me unless it’s for a good reason because I’ve been through this shit before and ppl took it the hella wrong way. I honestly don’t mean to offend, this is just my take on things. If anyone has an issue message me or something.

anonymous asked:

Hello! I need to know more about your kagehina's theory about why are they the most (after iwaoi) aggressive couple ^^ You did say about it in your top 5 iwaoi moments~~ Thanks!!

Thank you for asking, anon bean.

Ok so, this theory was buzzing in the back of my mind for so long and I found actual proofs (???) when I recently re watched the first two seasons of Haikyuu again.

We all know that Kags was obsessed with Oikawa back in junior hight (and he still is) and learned basically everything from being a setter to jump serving just by watching Oikawa. But what if he absorbed not only his volleyball skills, but his relationship with his spiker, too?

*crowd gasping in the background* 

My theory is that Kags is unconsciously replicating the iwaoi dynamic with Hinata (his spiker) now, because Oikawa and Iwaizumi are the only setter/spiker (…and much more, if I may add) couple he’s ever been exposed to and he adores them so much that in his mind their relationship is the™ relationship to look up to. 

If Kags’ playing style and philosophy is very similar to Oikawa’s, in the Kagehina relationship he is actually way more similar to Iwaizumi. When we think about someone constantly calling a person “dumbass”, we always think about Kageyama with Hinata, but guess who always calls his s/o dumbass….? IWAIZUMI. They both (Kags and Iwa) get extremely angry when Oikawa or Hinata underestimate themselves or when they get selfish, they never get mad at anyone besides Oikawa or Hinata and they’re not as much physical and violent (with words, yells, insults, raging sprees and with beating ) like they’re with them (the only difference is that Hinata is nothing like Oikawa, and maybe that’s why Kageyama took so long to learn how to handle him).

Both the couples are inseparable, they put blind trust in the other, and, overall…when they are together, they truly are invincible.

Rip, Iwa-chan…I know 

Take a moment and imagine the first few years of Stanford’s life. What if, towards the beginning, his extra fingers didn’t even phase him. What if, at first, tiny toddler Ford considered them the same as people having different colored hair. Some people have five fingers like Stanley, and some- like him- have six.

Then… imagine his Ma, lovingly holding his hands and telling him how unique and special he was. Imagine all the times Ford would catch the other kids at the park or the beach staring at him. Just think about the confusion that must have brought into this toddler’s life as he grew. His fingers were normal, weren’t they?

Imagine the utter devastation he felt the first time another child loudly asked him, “Hey, what’s wrong with your hands?”

Imagine Ford returning home in tears, having finally come to the realization that he WASN’T like everyone else, and having six fingers WASN’T normal, and rest of the world just thought he was freakish.

Imagine the day this smol bean’s entire understanding of his world changed.

anonymous asked:

Does the Tumblr LGBT+ community just get really antsy if they go a few months without trying to violently kick out a group or something? I joined this site when the bi discourse was just starting up and I don't think I can actually remember a time when they weren't trying to argue that a part of the community was "actually straight invaders" and "just want to be oppressed so bad."

LGBT+ Tumblr is a toxic hellpit, as most folks will attest. There are excellent people and places, but most of it is just… bad. Assholes, assholes everywhere. And they won’t stop and think.

So Even saying he’d had a crush on Isak since day one is important because it recasts the first episodes in a totally different light, but that’s not actually the biggest reason why it’s so significant. It’s so important because it completely negates everything Sonja told Isak about Evak being a “sick idea” of Even’s and just part of his manic episode. Even’s text in the ninth episode (DAT TEXT THO MY HEART) pretty much confirmed Sonja was off base. But this final admission destroyed Sonja’s comment. There’s no way Evak is related to a manic episode, because Even had his eyes on Isak for months.

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