stop ruining my life you shit

watching yuri!!! on ice
  • me : mm mhm MHHHHM wait what, you're telling me this is a sports anime?
  • me : lolwut m8 they are g-a-y
  • me : wait do straight people do that
  • me : wait do straight people do THAT
  • me : ohmygod this is super frickin gay
  • me : victor, please stop eye-fucking yuri and thank you
  • me : victor! stop touching him so much and get your hand off his chin RIGHT NOW
  • me : vicTOR YOU LITTLE SHIT, PUT THAT TOWEL BACK ON RIGHT THIS INSTANT I S2G I'M
  • me : *chanting* kiss,kiss,kiss! just tip a bit over and kiss him!
  • me : my sweet summer children, you have now fueled my descent into hell
  • me :
  • me :
  • me : thank you for ruining my life i guess

The problem with reading Percy Jackson books is that when you start you can’t stop. So I read them all. About gods, the heroes, the teeny tiny books about their camp system. Everything. I read the Kane’s so I can read about the crossovers I read about Magnus Chase because Annabeth. Like shit. And all that happens in the mean time of my life does not exist. When I’m in school I don’t study like fuck studying this guy here *snort* study like what? No! Stupid mister study. I read fanfics look up fanpost headcanons pictures. Rick you’re ruining my life. And I love it. I get bad grades and I’m antisocial but Rick’s books help me they let me forget the reality for a moment and sometimes that can be a life saviour.

#StopDazai2KForever

i’m making petition to stop dazai from being,,well dazai,, you know what i mean lmao. anyway, this man is ruining my life and i need him to let me live!!!!

reblog if you think dazai should be stopped 

anonymous asked:

Do you ever ust think, "Holy shit. Stephen Amell is so fucking hot i cant even.." cuz like I do. All. The. Damn. Time. Or I randomly think about the perfection that is olicity and openly (and maybe weirdly) grin, smile, or laugh in public. A lot.

My brain totally fried after “Holy shit. Stephen Amell is so fucking hot i cant even..”. Fangirl down!

You mean like when he does this thing with his face?

Or when he does things with his forearms? Like seriously who the fuck has sexy forearms?

Or when he does things with the suits he wears? And did I mention that face? The mention of the face and the neck and the veins and the eyes is default from now on.

Or the suspenders?

Or are you talking about the way he keeps tugs those drawstrings up?

Nah! You must be talking about this cruelty.

Or maybe this?

Or was it this?

Words fail me, I tell you. When it comes to this man,

It’s only because he can be doing something like this

or this (which is just heavy breathing for goodness’ sake)

And it would result in this. 

Every single time.  God was sipping the best wine when he created this man and unleashed him on us mere mortals. And the moment I decide I need to stop for a second, he’ll decide to look like this.

And this is a torture scene, for heaven’s sake! 

How is a girl supposed to live?

Can i just say

The countless number of Ladybug fanfictions being posted everyday is keeping me up until nearly 3am every night now

As every white feminist puts on their party hat and starts an early celebration because “omg finally a female president in the United States!!” just remember she’ll be stopping women of color everywhere from reaching their dreams/goals/aspirations by 1) bombing the shit out of women in the middle east 2) turning every conversation into a ‘but look at me rich white woman- i suffer too–my diamond glass ceiling is finally shattered!! We made it!’ 3) stomping on black kids futures, landing poc in jail, and breaking up and deporting families.

so if you really care about women/poc/anti-racism and equality- check yourself cause you about to wreck us all. 

wheeluh  asked:

Name: Joseph Adam Wheeler. // Description of how the ring has ruined your life (3-5 sentences): It needs to stop turning my friends into evil overlords of destruction, honestly. Also it makes me feel inadequate, aesthetically. I can't compete with solid gold eyes and dangly bits and shit.

I like the empathy you show towards your friends. I agree, gold eyes are pretty difficult to compete with. Passed to @hostofthering for further thoughts.

Y'all be asking me for advice like

Peter i know this man aint shit! He gonna ruin my mental health, he already says how he wanna fuck my best friend, he has no car no job, he has no determination to do better in life? Do you think i should still go out with him? ….. Stop wasting my time for real

The Difference between Got7 and BTS in MVs
  • BTS: * does something*
  • Me: Fuck all you, you people ruined my life you sexy pieces of rude asf shit stop destroying me with every move you do you devils *HISSS*
  • GOT7: * does something*
  • Me: OMG YOURE SOOOO ADORABLE SLAY SLAY ALL OF YOU OMG SUCH ANGELS YOURE SO INNOCENT AHHH
  • Stiles: *Whispering drunkedly to Derek* Could you grab my arm?
  • Derek: what?
  • Stiles: touch my arm, dude.
  • Derek: *awkwardly touches Stiles' arm*
  • Stiles: *screaming* I'VE BEEN TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL!
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my aesthetic in life is baekhyun with cutlery… actually it’s baekhyun’s hands– *sigh* let’s be real, it ALL of baekhyun.

But like look at him?!?! What does he think he is doing?? This shouldn’t be allowed!! Is he trying to wink in the second one??? Stop this child!! Go sit in a freaking corner and think about what you have done.

(my thirst for him is tooooooooooooo real)

YOU CANT ESCAPE YOUR SINS

an unfortunate thing that actually happened to me on my walk back from 3D design. and for some reason i had to illustrate it. Undertale is ruining my life. 
i will never forgive myself for what i did, i am not above consequence ;u;

playing through a successful genocide run was the best and worst thing that i have ever done. i cried through the whole thing but in the end i stayed determined. dear God i am a monster. im so sorry

The Different Stages of Shipping

stage 1: please kiss

stage 2: please bang each other

stage 3: please make out

stage 4: please hurt each other and then mend each other

stage 5: please write adorable love letters and cuddles and tell each other how much you love each other and just fluff the shit outta this bastard

stage 6: please fucking die because you have ruined my life and you still won’t even admit you want to fuck each other like what the fuck kind of shit is this

stage 7: please get married and have children and grow old together oh my gosh yes babies and domestic life

stage 8: please stop I hate you you’re both disgustingly in love im going to go cry

stage 9: please let me die. I can not watch anymore of this dAnCiNg AROUND EACH OTHER SOMEONE MURDER ME PLEASE OH GOSH JUST BUMP ME OFF PLEASE

stage 10: I’m in hell. Shipper hell. I’m oddly okay with that. *eye twitches*

the last four episodes of house are ruining my life

“you have everything you need right here. we both do.”

“kyle would have ditched that old lady at the bus stop. probably would have ditched me too. I can live without kyle.”

house spending his last dime on wilson violating his parole for wilson giving all his fucking vicodin to wilson playing the role wilson usually plays for him and trying to talk to him and force him to confront his feelings all for wilson AND ITS NOT OUT OF PITY BECAUSE HOUSE DOESNT DO PITY ITS JUST BECAUSE HE LOVES HIM

I HAVE TWO EPISODES LEFT OF THIS SHIT IM GOING TO FUCKING HERNIATE BEFORE THEN

funniest shit i have ever seen in my life is that some people defend kishi. newsflash: not every anti of the ending hates it because of the pairings. I could careless who put their dicks on who. what i dont understand is how kishimoto ruined the character developments of his own manga and the fact he made us see the problem of konoha then in the end, slept on it like nothing happened?????

yeah kishi owns his character but you know what? not even HIM could do whatever he wants with them. stop being blind, fam. you know what happened in there, don’t close your eyes just because your OTP become canon. think of your precious naruto uzumaki who became a scumbag who lies because of a fucking pairing. the original series isn’t even done and yet there’s a naruhina movie already. THAT SHOULD TELL YOU SOMETHING.