stop looking at these its absolute crap

janiemcpants  asked:

41, because just thinking about it makes me laugh.

Vetra/Jaal: Adopting a pet.


“So, how’d you get stuck on this duty?”

Jaal glanced up. A drop of blood clung to a scratch above the eye not hidden behind his eyepiece. He was, of all the damn things, smiling. “I volunteered.”

Vetra snorted. “You didn’t.”

“It is so interesting.” He rubbed the back of his hand over his brow, smearing the blood. She seriously considered, uh, volunteering to clean it up for him.

Real smooth, Vetra.

“Is this not why you are here? To study it?”

She blinked. “Jaal. It’s a pyjak. A pest. A chocolate-devouring pest, which is absolutely the worst kind. I’m here to kill it.”

Jaal looked so aghast, she had to stop herself from laughing. “It’s a joke. I promise. Ryder’s weirdly attached to it.”

“I do not think it so weird, as you say. I study it. It studies me.”

“It throws its shit at people.”

“Perhaps its version of a … joke.”

“I like sarcasm better.”

“Yes. I have noticed this.”

Her body’s reaction to the way Jaal said the word noticed connected with her was so stupid she almost wished the dumb pyjak would lob some crap at her just to distract her. The pyjak chittered like it was laughing at her.

Death was too kind a fate, really.

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      This year is nearing its end, but just remember, as one (crappy) door shuts, another one (hopefully better) opens, paving the way to new opportunities whilst saying goodbye to the old. Take the time to reflect on yourself and how far you have progressed this year, know that you will go even further in those upcoming. Spend time with family, and friends, be thankful for those who are still around. Spread joy, and cheer. Forgive (do not forget.), forward yourself. As cliche as it sounds, it’s going to be your year. 

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part i.  part ii.  part iii. 

Finn’s Girl by shannwin 

part iv. 

    Finn had broken up with Raven. He had come home late that night, eyes bloodshot and figure hunched. Bellamy wanted to feel bad for him, but he knew the bastard didn’t deserve it. He had brought it upon himself. Finn also got promoted at the forge, meaning Bellamy no longer had to see his face at work. In fact, the only time Bellamy really ever saw his face anymore was when it was glued to Clarke’s. The man was always working so whenever he was home, Clarke was with him, all blonde hair and smiles. Bellamy tried not to hate it. But boy, did he hate it. 

     Despite this, Bellamy and Clarke’s friendship was growing closer with every minute. They got lunch or coffee sometimes in between classes. She had started coming over weekdays around 8, waiting for when Finn would get home at 10. For those blissful two hours, Clarke was his, whether they were watching Law and Order and guessing the culprit or just in conversation. Miller continued his disapproval of the situation: 

    “Seriously Bellamy,” he had groaned one day when they were hanging out. “Its pathetic. You’re just her lap dog, her back up for when Finn’s not around.”

    “I’m not her lap dog.” Bellamy argued. “We’re just friends.”

    “Oh, enough with that crap. You and I both know that you do not just want to be friends.”

     Bellamy groaned, shaking his head.

     “She’s your roommate’s girlfriend Bellamy, his only girlfriend. You’ve got to stop. Can you at least try and see some girls who are actually available? I mean, when’s the last time you brought a girl home?”

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anonymous asked:

As someone who actually has autism (albeit high-functioning) I 100% agree that self-diagnosing is crap and needs to stop. It makes those like me, who are *actually trying* to be functional members of society, look absolutely terrible. It's essentially people using a *very real* disorder as an excuse to not put effort into anything, or people trying to be 'trendy.' Autism is not trendy, nor is it an excuse. Most of all, Autism makes life hard, and self-diagnosing it is *incredibly* insulting.

Originally posted by ba1n3s

Every time Lea posts pictures of food people shout she is a vegan, something she has not claimed since late 2011.

Quote from her book - written circa 2012.

“Being a vegetarian is a my personable preference but I’ve never felt like thats the sort of thing you should push on other people.  I switch between vegetarian, vegan and pescetarian.  And while I don’t like eating meat now, that doesn’t  mean I can not change my mind someday.   What will never change is that I will always give my body the fuel it needs so that I can look and feel my absolute best.“

Every time she post a pic of Matthew the same crap, where’s Cory, she should be with Cory. why is she with someone else, We miss Cory.

Stop already she can’t be with Cory.

Quote from May 2014  - “When I love I go in 100%, no matter what.  My heart is there,  and than I am Fanny Brice on that ferry and don’t stop me”

“I think a lot of people are sort of you know, even I’ll post a picture of Jonathan online and people are like how dare you take a picture with, its like .. you know I have to be moving on in my life”

            She shouldn’t have to see the whining

            over and over again on either subject.

Let it go , its time.