stop it you're too perfect

  • Atsushi: Dazai-san, why is there a normal sized carrot in the bag of baby carrots?
  • Dazai: They needed adult supervision.

anonymous asked:

I think you need to learn to love who you are. You are an incredible person. You are who you are and you're the best you. It took me a while to come to terms about who I am as a person and about my love life too. But I think the most important thing is that you know you're already perfect for the person you are. Stop don't be too hard on yourself and try letting people in. I'm a hypocrite for saying that, but I'm trying to let people in too. Anyway have a wonderful day. ☺️

Thank you wow ily

My Friends In Each Sign (as an aquarius)
  • Aries: We literally talk about the weirdist shit all the time. We sit together at lunch and I show him this story I'm writing. Very supportive in practically all the things I do.
  • Taurus: Oh my god, do we ram against each other. Hard. In group work, I always end up doing most of the work, but you always try leading. You're sort of stubborn about it. But, I end up winning in the end. (mostly cause ill be taking it home that night anyways)
  • Gemini: Well, youre really funny. There was a time you voice acted Chuckie and scared the living shit out of my brother while riding your pennie board down my drive way.
  • Cancer: You're the kindest person I know, yet I know not to fuck with you. As forgiving as you can be, I've been on your bad side, and honestly, it was a living Hell. But we chill af now.
  • Leo: I don't know many of you, but the few I do are extremely outgoing. You're loud, fun to talk to, and very spontanious... But you can get... involved with people quickly.
  • Virgo: I also don't know many of you. Actually, I don't even know that I know *ANY* of you!
  • Libra: You're fun to talk to, innovative, you are always making things, but are really restricted. Like. Damn.
  • Scorpio: You are so fucking amazing. You are interested in the weirdest shit and I love that. You're funny, I could have a year of just comversing with you, and it wouldnt be enough.
  • Saggitarius: You can be really funny, you do REALLY weird shit, and are loud as fuck. You're kind, but you call it how you see it, even if its biased. You have a problem keeping silent, but its okay. You're easy to anger, and easy to sadden.
  • Capricorn: The only one I know is literally a Juggalo/Drug Dealer and I dont think thats a completely accurate representation of you.
  • Aquarius: Irresistable? Hard to understand. Very spontanious. ALWAYS HORNY. Please calm. Also, please stop looking like a phychopath.
  • Pisces: You're too perfect. You're funny and put things in ways that are equal parts interesting and nice.