stop it with your face i can't

In case no one told you growing up

Many wonderful additions have been posted in the reblogs if you care to look through them (the post would be a giant if I added them all, plus I don’t see them all myself).

An anon asked me for a version of this specifically for feminine hygiene. You can see it here.

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  • Bras last longer if you let them air dry. Don’t put them in the dryer.
  • If you have a problem with frizzy hair, don’t dry your hair with a towel. It makes the frizzies worse. (I recently read an article that said to use a t-shirt? I brush mine out and let it air dry.)
  • Whites wash best in hot water. Everything else can be in cold - save on your electricity bill.
  • You can kill 99.9% of germs in a sponge by putting it in the dishwasher for a cycle or by microwaving it for 2 min (be sure to make the sponge damp before microwaving and to put a cup half full of water in with it and please DO NOT squeeze the sponge until it has cooled off)
  • Airing out your room/house and letting sunlight in every so often can decrease the number of household pests like silverfish and ants.
  • Black underwear is best during your period as stains are less likely to be visible.
  • To save money, put aside 10% of each paycheck into a savings account. It’ll add up.
  • Unless your hair has something on/in it (like grease or mud or something), using conditioner first can actually be the better choice. The conditioner holds in the good oils that help you hair look sleek and beautiful, which shampoo would otherwise wash away.
  • Speaking of shampoo - if you have long hair, washing just the bits that touch your scalp is generally enough. The rest of your hair gets cleaned with just the run off from your scalp.
  • If you put a tampon in and it’s uncomfortable/you can feel it, you didn’t do it quite right. A properly placed tampon is virtually unnoticeable by the wearer.
  • Apply deodorant/antiperspirant a couple hours in advanced of when you need it. This gives the product the chance to block your sweat glands. Using deodorant just before going somewhere where you’ll sweat (this means walking outside for people in high humidity places) results in your sweat washing the deodorant off and starkly limiting its usefulness.
  • After running the dryer, use the dryer sheet from that load to brush out the lint catch - it gets everything off in a fraction of the time it’ll take you to get it clean with your bare hands. Paper towels also work well.
  • Wash your face everyday, or as often as possible. Forget which brand of cleanser is best. Just washing your face everyday will guarantee you clearer skin. And do you best not to pop pimples, as tempting as the urge may be.
  • Fold laundry asap after taking it from the dryer to avoid wrinkles. This may seem obvious for dress shirts and silly for things like t-shirts, but you’ll notice the difference even then once your shirts stop looking like unfolded paper balls.
101 fluffy prompts
  • FALLING IN LOVE
  • 001: "You're really soft."
  • 002: "You smell nice."
  • 003: "I'm here for my daily fix of hugs and kisses."
  • 004: "Is it possible to love too much?"
  • 005: "I don't wanna get up-- you're comfy."
  • 006: "I will always be there protect you."
  • 007: "I'm cold. Come closer."
  • 008: "I love you a lot, but please stop trying to cook me dinner, you suck.”
  • 009: "The stars look especially lovely tonight."
  • 010: "I've never seen such gorgeous eyes before."
  • 011: "May I have this dance?"
  • 012: "I can't stop thinking about you."
  • 013: "You'll never feel alone with me by your side."
  • 014: "Let's get to know each other over dinner."
  • 015: "All I want is you."
  • 016: "I could never leave you, I love you too much!"
  • 017: "A fairytale with a happy ending always brings a smile to my face."
  • 018: "I want to hear you sing."
  • 019: "I don't think anyone could ever be as lovely as you."
  • 020: "You look incredible in that."
  • 021: "He/She's quite stunning, isn't he/she?"
  • 022: "Sometimes I just can't control myself when around you."
  • 023: "Do you believe in love at first sight?"
  • 024: "I think I'm in love."
  • 025: "I’d like it if you stayed.
  • 026: "People are jerks, but not you."
  • 027: "I'll share the blankets with you."
  • 028: "I have never felt this way about anyone."
  • 029: "I want this to never end..."
  • 030: "Can I kiss you?"
  • LIVING TOGETHER
  • 031: "I waxed the floors, grab your fluffy socks."
  • 032: "Who changed the thermostat settings? I’m freezing to death."
  • 033: "Can we just watch a movie and fall asleep on the couch?"
  • 034: "You can put your cold feet on me."
  • 035: "Your stray red item turned my whites pink."
  • 036: "A thunderstorm is rolling through town and you’re scared of lightening/thunder so I’ll protect you."
  • 037: "There was a power outage and now we have to have dinner by candlelight."
  • 038: "Rock Paper Scissors to see who has to go talk to the neighbors upstairs for being too loud."
  • 039: "I just came home to you crying while watching a movie, please tell me what’s going on."
  • 040: "Our AC is out and it’s the middle of the summer."
  • 041: "You found me crying on the kitchen floor in the middle of the night surrounded by a shattered jelly jar."
  • 042: "My parents are coming over in 10 minutes so please put some clothes on"
  • 043: "We’re repainting the apartment and going to the hardware store together to pick out color swatches."
  • 044: "IF YOU USE UP ALL THE HOT WATER ONE MORE TIME IM GOING TO BAN YOU TO THE COUCH FOR A MONTH."
  • 045: "We’re watching Toy Story 3 and we can’t stop crying."
  • WEDDINGS/PROPOSALS
  • 046: "I caught the bouquet"
  • 047: "My ex just invited me to their wedding and I need you to be my date so it doesn’t look like I’ve spent the last few years failing to get over them."
  • 048: "We accidentally got married in Vegas oops"
  • 049: "I’m really drunk, please help me get safely out of the way so I don’t ruin our friend’s wedding."
  • 050: "I planned out this super romantic proposal and you just ruined it by beating me to whole proposing thing."
  • 051: "I wasn’t planning on asking you, but it appeared to me that life is short. Will you marry me? "
  • 052: "If you shove cake in my face this will be the worst wedding night of your life."
  • 053: "Do you take this man/woman to be your lawfully wedded husband/wife? "
  • 054: "May I have this dance, wife/husband? "
  • 055: "You’re the best thing that’s ever happened to me. I’m so happy I can finally call you my wife/husband."
  • 056: "I jokingly told you that the only way I’d marry you was if you did this weird outlandish thing, and you actually did it, and I’m kind of charmed."
  • 057: "This is probably a bad time, but marry me?"
  • MARRIED LIFE
  • 058: "We’ve become the clingy newlyweds you always complained about. "
  • 059: "Your ‘miracle hangover cure’ couldn’t possibly beat mine."
  • 060: "I know you haven’t had the best experience with dogs in the past but look at its face please please can we keep it?"
  • 061: "I wanted to surprise you for our anniversary, but everything that could go wrong, did go wrong."
  • 062: "I beat you at Mario Kart and now you're banishing me to the couch for the night?”
  • 063: "I surprised you with tickets to see our favorite band… WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU SURPRISED ME WITH TICKETS TO SEE THEM TOO?"
  • 064: "I know we had a big fight but we still need to decorate the house for the holidays."
  • 065: "Oh! Hey! Could you come and taste this to see if it's okay?"
  • 066: "We’re arguing over book versus movie."
  • 067: "I came home to a Nerf gun on the front porch and a note that says ‘Here is your weapon. I have one too. Loser cooks dinner. Good luck. xo’"
  • 068: "We’ve been celebrating our wedding anniversary on the wrong day for the past nine years."
  • 069: "You had a business trip and I missed you so much that I kind of tore up the house in your absence like a dog with separation anxiety… sorry?"
  • 070: "We both have nowhere else to be so we get to spend our rare day off at home."
  • PREGNANCY
  • 071: "I bet it’s a girl/boy."
  • 072: "Do you think it’s possible that I…might be… pregnant? "
  • 073: "I thought I was pregnant but the test must have been wrong. I’m not. "
  • 074: "You’re lucky I’m pregnant!"
  • 075: "Can you help me up, your child is pretty heavy."
  • 076: "I could really use a foot rub right now."
  • 077: "Your dad is really excited to meet you soon, it’s driving me crazy."
  • 078: "Do you wanna know the sex of the baby?"
  • 079: "The baby’s kicks are keeping me up at night."
  • 080: "Did you feel that?"
  • 081: "I can’t fit into my favorite dress anymore. "
  • 082: "OH MY GOD I’M GOING INTO LABOR. WHAT DO WE DO NOW?!
  • 083: "I can’t be pregnant… or….OH MY GOD! "
  • 084: "I think you might be pregnant.”
  • 085: "It’s 2 am but you’re craving cake and we’re both up anyway so let’s bake in our underwear."
  • PARENTING
  • 086: "I knew it was a mistake to get the twins matching clothes."
  • 087: "Sh…they’re asleep."
  • 088: "I think someone had a little accident with the finger paint."
  • 089: "Mondays are your diaper days."
  • 090: "Our kid is totally the one who wanted to build a pillow fort, not me."
  • 091: "Ooh…someone’s got a tummy ache."
  • 092: "Are you sure you don’t want me to drop them off myself? I don’t think you could handle seeing them off alone."
  • 093: "I told you we should have just gotten that German Shepherd puppy."
  • 094: "What do you think for their punishment? Grounding? No video games? No going out for a week?"
  • 095: "Mm…your kid before five in the morning."
  • 096: "Come on now, I think you’re being too harsh. He/she’s just a kid. Remember all of the stupid things we used to do when we were their age?"
  • 097: "So, how should we break the news that they’re going to have a new baby brother or sister?"
  • 098: "I think we should have another."
  • 099: "Why wasn’t I invited to your wedding?"
  • 100: "Okay fine, one more story, but then you really have to go to bed."
  • 101: "…They just grow up so fast."
The 2ps as shit my friends (and family[and me]) have said pt.  2
  • 2p America: Listen bucko I've seen more pussy in my 17 years of life than you ever will
  • 2p England: The first time I tried to cook I caught an oven mitt on fire and burned an orange. Don't ask how because I don't know either
  • 2p China: If you can't remember my name you can call me ling-ling or dumpling, I don't care
  • 2p France: I will literally break your finger if it comes any closer to my face
  • 2p Russia: *pouring 4 packets of sugar into a cup of tea* it's 6 in the morning and I went to bed at 4. I have so many regrets
  • 2p Canada: I'm going to slit the tires on my neighbor's car if he doesn't stop coming onto our land I swear to fucking god
  • 2p Italy: *breaks finger after catching a football**completely monotone* it seems that I'm in a bit of a situation. How unfortunate. Now, if you'll excuse me *goes to the nurse crying his eyes out*
  • 2p Germany: Yeah, I can speak German. Eat meine Dick
  • 2p Japan: The only thing darker than my soul is my hair
  • 2p Romano: *in response to 'you should wear a suit to bed'* you're right, I'll look dapper as fuck while I take a napper as fuck
  • 2p Austria: I can play skrillex on my ukulele
  • 2p Prussia: *nearly in tears* she took my flower crown
bones | 05 ✓

• pairing: jung hoseok x reader // min yoongi x reader, college! hoseok, college! yoongi
• genre/warnings: angst, fluff
• words: 9,245
→ summary: you were broken from a past relationship, and Hoseok wanted to fix you, but what price was he willing to pay? Would he end up worse off, or would you realise in time, that your best friend was the one…?
• note. inspired by this song here.

  » playlist | 01 | 02 | 03 | 04 | 05 ✓

a/n: it’s finally the end, sobsss.  

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Lexa only breaks out of her wondered daze when she hears Clarke giggling beside her. Her blue eyes are glassy when Lexa looks at her. She frowns in confusion until Clarke grabs her cheeks and kisses her messily. “Your face,” she whispers in explanation. 

“Just, your face. You look so happy.”

Yet another piece inspired by the amazing She

BTS Reaction to you picking them up from the airport

Request: Hiya! (I love your page btw☺️) I was wondering if you could do a BTS reaction to you picking them up from the airport entrance after they come home from tour? (if that makes sense?) Thank you so much, have a great rest of your day!

Thank you~~~ have a nice day too ! :)


Jin: 

He would be so happy to see you he’d almost be moved to tears. He would see you across the entrance and would just smile from ear to ear, not believing that he was finally seeing you. Because he was so shy and tired and very close to tears he’d just waddle over close to you slowly and would just let his head fall onto your shoulder. He’d lay there for a while before eventually pulling away and appreciating you up close.

Originally posted by yoongichii

Rapmon: 

He wouldn’t even notice you at first, he would assume you went to bed considering how late his flight was. He was about to walk past you when you grabbed his hand and gave him a pretend angry look. He would get scared at first but then melt into happiness as he was able to see you even faster than expected. He would thank you non stop and keep telling you how you should’ve stayed at home but he couldn’t have been happier that you came.

Originally posted by fyeahbangtaned

J-Hope:

He wouldn’t believe his eyes at first, he’d just keep blinking trying to make sure that he wasn’t just going crazy. You were supposed to be waiting at home but he could swear you were right in front of him. When he was close enough to realise that it was actually you and he wasn’t insane he would jump up and run at you in full speed and immediately pull you into a huge hug.

Originally posted by hobipd

Suga:

He would be so happy. The whole time he was walking towards you he would have a huge grin plastered on his face, he just couldn’t be more excited and happy to see you after such a long time. Not caring if anyone saw you two he would immediately shower you with kisses, each time telling you how much he missed you and how happy he was that he was finally able to come home.

Originally posted by parkjiminer

Jimin:

When he first sees you he would be so surprised he wouldn’t even be able to speak. He would just smile to himself and wouldn’t be able to stop thinking about how perfect you were. When he was finally ready to talk he would shower you with compliments and would keep on reminding you how lonely he was and how much he missed you. He would keep apologising that his work was this way but when you reassured him that you understood he would just smile and tell you how much he loves you.

Originally posted by bwipsul

V:

He would be so overwhelmed he’d completely forget about everyone around him. He would make his way over to you in the weirdest way possible while trying to express how happy he was about finally meeting you. He would leave all of his bags and would just immediately go to you. Once you both tell each other how much you missed each other you would walk back laughing to get his stuff. 

Originally posted by averageoppa

Jungkook:

Seeing you there would get him so emotional. He would just quietly make his way to you while smiling. When he saw you get teary eyed he himself would feel his eyes watering. He would cup your face and kiss your forehead before patting your head. He would tell you everything about his tour and how much his hyungs would tease him about him always complaining that he missed you.

Originally posted by missbaptan

BTS as things my friends have said (part 3)
  • Seokjin: That was literally not even all that funny yet there are tears streaming down my face and I don't think I can stop laughing
  • Yoongi: I'd go but I don't want to so I'm... Im not going
  • Hoseok: I can't be the only person who really feels like singing at 6:00 in the morning
  • Namjoon: It's not that I hate your cat it's more like, I think I'm going through a clumsy phase right now and I don't want to somehow kill it
  • Taehyung: *sings 'If you're happy and you know it' in heavy metal, opera, country and hip hop versions*
  • Jimin: I can't do the whole social interactions thing so I'm planning to just fill the silences with sexy stares and cute laughs
  • Jungkook: This is gonna seem like such a coincidence but I can do literally everything else but that

i’m honestly laughing that the only insulting thing simon could think about calling jace was captain america like… simon, my sweet darling boy, that is the exact opposite of an insult, this is the same as saying, “would you please SHUT YOUR BEAUTIFUL MOUTH” “can you please stop with your face it’s distracting me” “you’re the embodiment of all that is good and right with the world” “i literally have a poster of you in my room”

Only when I want to
  • I know I am forever dicking on Cullen for being an adorkable wet blanket in Inquisition but really:
  • *Temple of Dumat*
  • Varric: Curly, did you just...
  • Cullen: Yes.
  • Varric: But... How?! There were ten of them and I only turned away for a second?!
  • Cassandra: The Commander is a highly skilled Templar Knight, what did you expect?
  • Varric: Well sure but...ten to one?!
  • *At the War Table*
  • Cullen: Inquisitor, I've assigned my best officers to your guard.
  • Inquisitor: Cullen, I am just popping down to the Hissing Wastes, not assaulting the Breach.
  • Cullen: That's why I only assigned five this time.
  • Inquisitor: This time?!
  • Cullen: You didn't actually think you slaughtered your way through the Hinterland Bear Country on your own?
  • Inquisitor: Oh...
  • *Arbour Wilds*
  • Cullen: Inquisitor, keep going! I'll stay and cover your retreat!
  • Inquisitor: Oh no you don't buddy! I didn't keep you alive for months for you to then succumb to a nasty stab wound or an errant tree root!
  • Cullen: *Stops fighting* Yeah about that. *Stabs the nearest demon in the face with ease without looking*
  • Inquisitor: *Alarmed* What?!
  • Cullen: You seem to like the whole Prince Charming in Distress, I didn't want to ruin a good thing.So get going, I've got this. *straight up murders everything in the vicinity*
  • Inquisitor: What is even real anymore?!
  • Cullen: Well I still can't talk to women and flail in every social situation?
  • Inquisitor: It will have to do.
  • *Skyhold* - bonus
  • Inquisitor: Did anyone in Kirkwall catch your interest?
  • Cullen: Not in Kirkwall.
  • Inquisitor: Excuse me?
  • Cullen: What?
  • Inquisitor: *Bewildered* I think my panties just dropped.
  • Cullen: *Smoulders* I can help you look for them, perhaps my room?
  • Inquisitor: Maker...
Voltron! Sense 8

Lance McClain

-Lives in Cuba
-Has a dog names ChiCha
-TV show superstar
-Bisexual and in your face about it
-Specializes in charm and can talk his way out of any situation
-Very passionate and currently single
-Could handle a real gun if it came down to it

Keith Kogane

-Lives in South Korea
-Freelance assasin
-Specializes in knifes and martial arts
-Gets angry at the smallest instances
-Never knows what to say when someone of his cluster is in an emotional spot
-Loves to party

Takashi Shirogane

-Lives in Japan
-Has 2 cats
-Is a surgeon
-Specializes in chemical components
-Always thinks ahead 2 steps
-Hates BPO with a burning fucking passion
-Bugs everyone by dropping in

Allura

-Lives in Niger
-School teacher
-Specializes in appealing to children
-Sometimes a little hot headed
-She believes in the supernatural and wasn’t all freaked out when she saw new people showing up -Can get herself out of ropes and handcuffs easily. It’s child’s play. Her father had her train to get out of situations if she was ever kidnapped.

Hunk Garret

-Lives in Hawaii
-Works as a mechanic
-Specializes in fixing your shit
-Is quite chill but when he’s angry he gets angry
-He and Lance often help each other out
-Shows the cluster how to cook

Pidge Gunderson

-Lives in New Jersey
-Hacks the shit out of the world
-Computer genius
-She’s on the run for failing to hack into some Pentagon files
-Love/Hate relationship with Lance
-Basically everyone’s savior when they’re need to get out
-Lost her family to BPO (after finding out her brother and father are also Sense 8’s) and will stop at nothing for revenge -also her and her girlfriend are happily fighting the system together

Shay

-Lives in Pakistan
-Works as a miner
-Sees well in the dark and can lift heavy shit
-Has major family issues
-Loves Hunk
-She also has a lot of internal struggles but also doesn’t take your shit

Coran (younger version)

-Lives in Ireland
-An assistant at a really big firm
-Can get information on people in the tap of a button
-Gorgeous
-Often feels like he doesn’t belong in the cluster but he helps immensely
-Taken a liking to Allura in a sort of bff way

quill-wrighter  asked:

I have been through your entire blog and it is amazing! Though I saw a post a while ago about humans being the only ones to laugh and that got me thinking. We as humans can have serious laughing fits at sometimes the smallest of things. Where you start laughing so hard that your face changes colors and all you can do is crumble the the ground in a ball shaking in silent laughter because you just can't breath yet can't stop laughing. I wonder how aliens would react tho that kind of situation.

Originally posted by yourreactiongifs

Originally posted by harrisbn