stop it with the perfect

I always noticed Lance’s screams during the bike chase scene in ep 1, but only now I realized why.

Unlike everyone else, he is the only one who isn’t sitting on the bike. And in the beginning, it goes pretty smoothly,

until the makes the most crucial mistake ever - let go of the bike to say “Ok I get it! So that was an insult”

After this Keith turns left, which makes Lance completely loose balance.

And from that point on, Lance never lets go of the bike ever again. Also, he starts screaming like a mad man.

And his face when Keith hints he’s going to turn right is the most perfect thing ever!

HE FREACKING NEVER STOPS GRABBING THE GOD DAMN BIKE GUYS! THAT’S HOW BIG OF A SCARE HE GOT IN THAT TURN.

plus his panic when the cliff appears makes a lot more sense since he barely survived the first turn.

BONUS:

this confirm bottom!Keith for me. have a nice day!

xxno-wayxx  asked:

I feel like if Balem had a wife, and she was doing her makeup he'd be like "No no no, you're doing it wrong. Let me." Then he does her makeup and it's literally perfect

Hahaha! “Just stop trying to make yourself pretty, I’ll do it for you.”

1- I was going to add more detail but then grew lazy and did not.

2- I forgot to post this >: 

Say hey to Rizzmurr! :D  

Minion on the Vlos'tah house, she is a mad scientist, a healer, a friend and a chirpy drow. If Frankestein was a drow, then perhaps this punk look alike would be the perfect fit. She stops at nothing; heck, she even knows how to swap between bodies and does it regularly just because she can.

Still, can be quite the annoying little one! Specially when drunk XD 

id

actually think it would be great if tumblr 

stopped having this like “perfect trans boy” image 

which is really just a 

skinny weakling gay fem boy who's “soft” and never hurts anyone and cries all the time and for some reason always is called like “smol boy” and kinda like??? i dunno.. treated like a kid??? 

i just really don’t like that and that kinda sets a stereotype for trans men on tumblr @ least?? 

also like,, some trans males don’t want to be called “cute” or “smol” or “bby” or “beautiful” because those words are associated with fem/child like appearance and it makes them feel dysphoric?? 

like i feel that tumblr sometimes “fetishizes” “smol” trans men. :( 

yet another rant

i’m sick of people putting Meghan on a pedestal and making kate look like the worst asshole ever. i’m sick of all these people think Meghan is the greatest person ever when she steps on men to get what she wants. I’m sick of all these fucking people thinking she is the best thing for harry while shes dragging him and his family thru the mud. I’m sick of people picking on kate, ridiculing her, and picking on her because she suffers with mental health issues just like the rest of us. i’m never gonna change the way I feel about this whole thing. And no one is gonna come at me expecting me to do so with your dumbass asks and your weak insults. Meghan is trash. Kate is HUMAN. Kate is NOT PERFECT. When Meghan stops with her fucking shady ass bullshit and actually looks at herself and realizes that she seriously needs to re evaluate her life choices THEN we may start to tolerate her. but until then I accept kate for who she is. Flaws and all. and fuck all of you who doesn’t think so. I’m fucking sick of repeating it. 

hydrargyros9  asked:

Sakuya is outwardly a prim and proper person, the perfect maid, but when time is stopped her posture slumps a little and she lets emotions like tiredness, happiness or annoyance show on her face. She also gets a kick out of using her time stop powers to mess with people in small ways, deliberately appearing behind backs or from known dead ends. This is why she sometimes have a serene but mischievous and knowing smile.

~

I was rewatching “Escape from Beta Traz” and like this fucking scene

Pidge is just like “Lance, you’re gonna need to get a scan of his face” like it’s the easiest thing in the world and if it were any other idk SANE person they would’ve at least been like “wtf pidge have you seen this guy like he’s terrifying and also how the fuck am I gonna scan HIS FACE from this distance hidden away without him fucking noticing me”

But Lance, CLASS CLOWN LANCE, just says “Copy that” and gets down to business

HE IS A SHARPSHOOTER IN MORE WAYS THAN ONE I MEAN HE REALLY ONLY HAS LIKE A 3 SECOND WINDOW TO AIM AND SCAN FROM THIS DISTANCE

HE SHOOTS THIS BLINDING ASS LIGHT WITH ZERO HESITATION AND LIKE

IN 0.00001456933 SECONDS THIS BITCH TURNS AROUND

But Lance used his fast leggys and hid himself like wtf I’m so proud of him. He is so smart and good and has amazing reflexes and is a quick thinker and doesn’t hesitate when people need him.

And he is like so relieved that he actually did the thing but doesn’t gloat or bask in his moment he just sends Pidge the face like NO PROBLEM “Face on the way Pidge” THAT WASNT RISKY AT ALL. WHATEVER. ALL IN A DAYS WORK.

MY SON GETS SHIT DONE AND THIS MISSION WOULD HAVE COMPLETELY FAILED WITHOUT HIM FOR SO MANY REASONS

the true beauty and the beast ‘gay moment’

  • “who needs her when you’ve got us?”
  • “it’s never going to happen ladies”
  • “I’m not done with you yet” - “me neither”
  • LeFou looking dreamy and biting his bottom lip when Gaston says “picture it LeFou (…) adorable children running around while my love rubs my tired feet”
  • LeFou’s dreamy look turning into a frown the second Gaston adds ‘but what does Belle say?”
  • the whole Gaston song
  • “LeFou you’re the best. How is it no girl has snatched you up yet?” - “I’ve been told I’m clingy, but I really don’t get it” + the Look
  • the nose boop
  • the dance with Stanley at the end

basically pretty much all the lefou scenes were gay because he’s gay af it wasn’t even subtext it was obvious and subtle at the same time goodbye

3

As long as he could see Jean’s guard drop and his eyes go soft at the edges. As long as he could talk to Jean about his problems openly and not have to worry about being judged. As long as Jean knew Jeremy would do the same.
                                                   As long as he was with Jean then it would be worth it. 


- he could taste the stars,
 x.

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#2 Morning Routine

more iwadai headcanons! :>

- iwaizumi is the bigger cuddler and kisser 

- daichi is not a morning person

- iwaizumi spoils him

- iwaizumi likes to work out but another reason he keeps it up is because he doesn’t want daichi to feel insecure about gaining weight ;v;

  • Joker: The stars are beautiful tonight
  • Harley: Yeah
  • Joker: You know what else is beautiful?
  • Harley: ...What?
  • Joker: *points at the sky* The batsignal
signs you love her

1. you think she is beautiful even when she has acne all over her face and hair tied in a messy bun. you think she looks hot when she tries to be mad at you for being too hard on your self. you think she looks better than most of the human population and you think she looks best when she’s in your arms professing her love for you between sips of that bitter vodka you bought her.

2. you can’t stop thinking about her brown eyes, short black straight hair and freckled pointed nose. you can’t stop thinking of how her lips would feel against yours right this instance. you can’t stop thinking about how perfect her breasts feel in your hands. you can’t stop thinking about the late night conversation you had with her. you just can’t stop thinking about her even when you’re sipping coffee at starbucks, even when you’re watching a horror movie, even when you’re in class studying discrete math.

3. you know when she is angry, or when she is pissed at you for talking about other girls. you know what she likes to eat when she is on her period. you know when she is upset about that paper that she turned in late to her professor. you know she likes to be the centre of your attention always. you know she smiles when you hold her hand firmly in public. you know she bites her nails when she’s stressed out. you know her inside out.

4. you smile like a crazy man when you see her. you smile when someone says her name. you smile when you see a text message from her. you smile when you’re around her. you smile when people say you look good together. you smile when someone tells you she looks beautiful, like its a compliment for you and not her. you smile when she tells you she loves you. you smile when she tells you she loves to be your girl. you smile all day like an idiot and you smile until someone tells you to stop smiling because she’s not even around.

5. you talk about her to everyone, to your mom, to your bestfriend, to your room mate. you tell them everything about her. you tell them about how you read this tumblr post and it made you think of her. you tell them she’s perfect, not because of how she looks, or how smart she is, or how well she writes but because she’s yours. and only yours. you tell them how you don’t date a nine, but always a fucking ten, so yeah you tell everyone how and why she is a perfect ten.