You don’t need to tell me about Vampire Hunter D. I JUST SAID I WATCH VAMPIRE HUNTER D.
I says on my profile that I'm really into LOTR, and I can't begin to tell you how often I get asshats who either accuse me of only watching the movies (because somehow that invalidates your ability to enjoy something?), or try to test me by asking me really fucking basic questions about the novels, like "Who's Tom Bombadil?" or "Who was the white wizard?" Listen, you empty water bottle, if you're trying to pull that fake-geek-girl bullshit on me, then you can glue your own ass to your face.