stop it captain!

  • [dropping Peter off at a party]
  • Steve: Alright, well go have fun or what you kids call it nowadays 'Get Turnt'
  • Peter: Ohmygod no
  • Steve: The party's gonna be 'Lit, fam'
  • Peter: Pls stop
  • steve: you wrote about me
  • bucky: I don't know what you're talking about
  • steve: you pulled me out of the river
  • bucky: idk why I did that
  • steve: you nearly killed tony because he hurt me. you actually roared like an angry pigeon or something
  • bucky: I don't like him
  • steve: you tried to pull me behind the shield when I was covering you with it
  • bucky: I didn't mean to do that
  • steve: you remembered my shoes and the hotdogs but not that girls name
  • bucky: I have memory problems that's all
  • steve: you left our dates because I ran off, didn't even apologize
  • bucky: your date would've wondered where you went, I found you for her
  • steve: you lied and told me you only knew me because of the smithsonian because you wanted to protect me, to make me go
  • bucky: blame the brochure
  • steve: you made me share an apartment with you
  • bucky: I needed someone to do the dishes
  • steve: you kept my picture
  • bucky: memory problems remember?
  • steve: you didn't like it when I kissed sharon, I can tell your fake smile from your real one
  • bucky: you were wasting valuable time
  • steve: you put yourself back into cryo so I'd stop being reckless and not become a criminal just to keep you
  • bucky: I was tired
  • steve: you made a vow, told me you'd be with me until death
  • bucky: idk why I did that
  • steve: you interrupted my moment with peggy because you were jealous
  • bucky: you deserved applause and attention for your bravery
  • steve: you fell from the train because you were protecting me
  • bucky: wasn't my smartest move
  • steve: you gave me heart eyes at the bar in '43
  • bucky: I was drunk
  • steve: we shared money and everything else like...a couple
  • bucky: it was convenient
  • steve: you're in love with me
  • bucky: yes
  • steve: what
  • bucky: what

in a hundred lifetimes, i’d choose you

ALRIGHT SO I WAS WATCHING THE FIRST AVENGER RECENTLY WITH MY BOYFRIEND SO OF COURSE I JUST TALKED THE WHOLE TIME ABOUT LITERALLY EVERY LITTLE DETAIL AND FACT KNOWN TO MAN ABOUT MY PAL STEVE ROGERS AND I MENTIONED HOW SAD IT IS THAT STEVE KEEPS EVERYTHING BOTTLED UP FOR THE SAKE OF OTHERS AND NEVER LIKE TAKES TIME FOR HIMSELF AND TAKES CARE OF HIMSELF AND THAT LITERALLY HE JUST LETS HIS EMOTIONS STAY HOLED UP AND NEVER LETS THEM COME OUT AND THEN I REMEMBERED THIS FUCKING JOHN MULANEY THING AND STARTED LAUGHING IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SUPER SERIOUS RANT ON STEVE’S CHARACTER AND I JUST… AGH THIS IS LITERALLY STEVE FUCKING ROGERS. LIKE C’MON HE’S IRISH. IT FITS TOO WELL DAMMIT