stop it brain stop

Spring Outlook
  • Person: Awww! Look at the green baby leaves!
  • Me: C55H72O5N4Mg
  • Person: Wow! Look at the way the sun hits those trees!
  • Me: 6CO2 + 6H2O --> C6H12O6 + 6O2
  • Person: Mmmm... it smells like freshly fallen rain!
  • Me: C12H22O
  • Person: Could you maybe just-
  • Me: *whispered* I've tried... It can't be stopped!!!
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This is probably sometime after 2002 after HP and the Chamber of Secrets video game was out. God I loved those first games so much when I was a kid! tbh I’d still play them if they worked on my laptop (and I actually did, the PoA game worked and I finished the whole thing in two days and it was the time of my life pls don’t judge me).

Inspired by my lovely @wisepizzaphantom suggestion which I interpreted in my own special way :D

  • Taehyung: so I finally bought a car
  • Jin: that Hyundai outside?
  • Taehyung: yea bro
  • Jin: wait, is that car older than you?
  • Taehyung: huh??
  • Jin: are you sure you didn't buy a
  • Jin: HYUNG-undai ???!! ;)
  • Psychic: *reads my mind*
  • My brain: GO GO LET'S GO LET'S GO DATEKO GO GO LET'S GO LET'S GO DATEKO GO GO LET'S GO LET'S GO DATEKO GO GO LET'S GO LET'S GO DATEKO GO GO LET'S GO LET'S GO DATEKO GO GO LET'S GO LET'S GO DATEKO
  • Psychic: what the fuck
  • Me: I don't know make it stop
  • brain: it's suffering time now
  • me: I keep explaining to you that in order for it to be 'suffering time' /now/, 'suffering time' must have stopped at some point.
  • brain (a little louder): I said, it's suffering time now.
  • me: whatever. good. great.