I just woke up from a dream about a woman who was literally half American Bison. I partially accepted that as fact, but the rest of my dreaming brain stopped and said, “Wait… biology doesn’t work that way… hold up!”
This is probably sometime after 2002 after HP and the Chamber of Secrets video game was out. God I loved those first games so much when I was a kid! tbh I’d still play them if they worked on my laptop (and I actually did, the PoA game worked and I finished the whole thing in two days and it was the time of my life pls don’t judge me).
Inspired by my lovely @wisepizzaphantom suggestion which I interpreted in my own special way :D
Am I the only one who could see this in like a British period crime drama and Ryan’s just the evil old lady who has infinite secrets and has seen some shit and as she’s giving her confession just says this with a smirk on her face.