stop helping me

Some more IronWidow Bros thoughts because I love protective!Nat but I also like to imagine

  • Tony and Nat being absolute shitheads together that throw each other under the bus, literally and figuratively speaking, all the time (but may god have mercy on the pour soul who tries to join in because they will destroy them)
  • Nat shamelessly using Tony’s money, reputation and status when she’s off-mission and trying to get out of uncomfortable situations, piss off entitled business men or just wants to get ahead in the Starbucks line because she’s ‘best friends with Iron Man!’
  • Tony shamelessly threatening the other team mates with Nat’s terrifying knife-abilities to get them to clean up after them, do their chores etc. He does the same with politicians who just won’t back off occasionally
  • Tony and Nat being Those Friends™ who always back each others’ choice for movies/food/activities/excuses and that’s why they always get their way
  • Tony being the only person allowed to serve Nat tea and soup and cough syrup when she’s sick–anyone else will face denial and endless pain because Natasha Romanov does not get sick
  • Nat backing Tony’s suggestions during team meets and in the field even when they sound ridiculous and will probably get everyone killed because like hell is she not gonna be right by his side when he Blows Shit Up
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B. F. Skinner and Howard Marks

multifandom-trash-queen  asked:

Hiya! Can I request the sakamakis reacting to a confident and independent S.O?

♥Shu: Well, that’s good for me. You won’t bother me with silly requests.

♥Reiji: I think that’s a good feature in someone. Having to help you with every single thing would be a problem. Actually, it’s good to live with someone in this house who isn’t useless…

♥Ayato: What? No! You’re supposed to depend on me, Chichinashi!

♥Kanato: Independent? No way. But if you stopped asking me to help you with stupid things, that would be a relief.

♥Laito: Confidence is indeed an interesting virtue. Does that means you won’t be shy around me, Bitch-chan~?

♥Subaru: Well, it’s good if you can do things by yourself. But I want you to need me sometimes…

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“Humans weren’t made to be alone, after all, so I was curious at first, thought you just might be an exception—but you seemed so… so miserable.”

In which Yuuri is the god of love and Victor forced himself into exile.

I got stuck in Dancing Daffodils hell, and if you haven’t read that fic yet, I highly suggest you give it a try!! I have just so many feels for it. @grayclouds is simply amazing. (ಥ﹏ಥ)

I know many things probably won’t be as accurate, but I needed to get it out of my system. rip

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so those student athlete memes huh

  • Yuuri: *becomes all sultry and possessive*
  • Victor: Good god, I’ve created a monster