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The Infamous INTP Conundrum

INTP: *studying from a German textbook*

INTP: what does this word mean? I’ll look it up quickly.

INTP: *learns several words from a dead language*

INTP: *watches a video about the neuroscience of imagination*

INTP: *contributes a definition to the Urban Dictionary*

INTP: *browses through their fandoms on tumblr*

INTP: *makes tea*

INTP: *forgets tea on the counter*

INTP: *muses over the human memory*

INTP: *researches the creating of long-term memory and ends up reading Wikipedia pages on the Hippocampus and neurodegenerative diseases*

INTP: *laughs at Wittgenstein memes*

INTP: Wittgenstein… it’s a Germanic name…

INTP: oh yes.

INTP: *looks up that German word*

psychic: *reads my mind*
my brain: so the boys come up to my apartment and i’m wearing a robe. i’m ONLY wearing a robe. and i say “why don’t you come into my boudoir and watch me do a monologue?” and they say “where’s the bed” and i say “this is the bed right here” and they say “can we sit on the bed?” and i say “sure but these are expensive japanese linen” and they say “but they’re not even soft.” and i say, “sometimes, things that are expensive…are worse.”
psychic: what the fuck

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Pairing - Harry Hook x Reader

Summary – Harry Hook’s girlfriend, (Y/N) is kidnapped by someone on the Isle and Harry isn’t too pleased with it

Warning(s) - kidnapping, violence, swearing, fluff at the end

Originally posted by heather-l-wood

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