stop giving me heart attacks you little shit

SVT Cute Jobs; Junhui !!

Originally posted by kyungminie

look at him saving minghao i think so yeah this is a thing. accept it

also i put in a lot of research to this damn thank you wikipedia 

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-first of all

-CUE THE BAYWATCH THEME SONG

-sorry 

-okay so Jun recently moved from Shenzhen to sunny California to work as a lifeguard

-because his friend Joshua (who is a guitar teacher) has a free room and is letting him stay there 

-GetYourselfAFriendLikeJoshua2k17

-so in the time before becoming a lifeguard he had to take a course which was tiring but paid in the end cause he got the job !!

-he’s the youngest on the team and the least experienced when it comes to saving lives and stuff

-so he just sits up in the tower alerting his fellow lifeguards of anyone who’s drowning

-when it’s not too crowded on the beach Junhui would normally help the kids in the shallow ends of the water and play with them awwww

-and when the beach is super desolate his friends come by and pretend to drown in really shallow water so he gets fed up 

-takes the lifesaving buoy

-puts it around the necks

-and drags them back to shore

-(im sure he would be fired for that but oh well)

-but i can tell you they mean well i sweaR

-the first time there’s an emergency 

-there was a person out to sea and they were being dragged out pretty far

-damn 

-Jun got shook out of his life because he didn’t know what the hell to do 

-so he took in the advice that he got from Joshua 

-which was to keep calm

-and so he was calm from there on out

-radioed his captain

-and people were sent out to get them 

-and was able to get that person to safety 

-from the comfort of the tower

-good kid

-ah the beach

-you and your friend haven’t been to the beach in ages

-and both decided this was the year that you two get a summer romance

-ah

-maybe

-you two had a bet 

-kind of

-whoever got a number off someone by the end of the day then the other person would buy them ice cream

-your swimsuit was chosen by the help of your mother

-why

-it was sweet but it was a two piece

-two pieces weren’t exactly your thing

-bruh

-so you just wore a baggy t-shirt over it

-luckily it wasn’t super packed like always

-you two chose a place close to the shore so that you could keep an eye out for your stuff

-”y/n put sunscreen on!!”

-you heard your friend but your attention was somewhere else

-a lifeguard was watching you two as you placed your things down and sat on your towels

-”y/n?? oh, the lifeguard, huh~?”

-”wait what do you mean??”

-”the lifeguard. right there. y/n i know you’re not blind just look over there. hes caught your eye hasn’t he??”

-”oh him yeah i guess…”

-your friend kept on teasing you but she meant well 

-you snap out of it laughing a little

-the lifeguard in question however

-he was taken by your beauty 

-he was like bruuuuuUUUUUUUH

-damn he thought you looked really good

-”y/n!! come into the sea with me!”

-”not yet, i’ll just sit here for the time being!”

-the lifeguard you recently got the hots for noticed you sitting alone while your friend was in the sea

-you looked kinda down

-so he comes over to cheer you up!!

-at first you’re nervous as heck cause who is this and why are you near me you’re too hot to be near me 

-he asks if you’re feeling alright and if you needed company

-you werent going to lie

-if a cute lifeguard came up to you and asked if you wanted some company then hell yes you would say yes

-so you take him up on that offer

-”you’re a new lifeguard, right??”

-”yeah…wait how do you know?”

-wait fuck how did you know

-”i-i just notice…i’ve been going to this beach ever since i was little..”

-”wow seeing this view every time must be pretty right??”

-“i guess…”

-”what’s your name?”

-and just like that somehow he asked your name and you didn’t cry or run

-”y/n. whats yours?”

-”Jun. your name is really pretty.”

-o h   s  hi t 

-”wow thank you !!”

-but

-god damn it

-out of the corner of your eye

-you could see your friend struggling in the water

-you couldn’t really let Jun the really hot lifeguard get her

-you really wanted him to sit down since you’ve seen him walk about today

-so fuck it

-”hey could you excuse me for like one moment??”

you stood up 

-took your shirt off

-ran toward the water

-pulling your friend out of the water

-saving her god damn life

-and in the midsts of all of it

-Wen Junhui was #shook™

-there was blushin too oh my god

-”what did i say about going in the deep part?? stop giving me heart attacks pls this is a nice day don’t scare me you little shit”

-”im sorry y/n…wait is that the lifeguard?”

-”oh yeah thats Jun hes pretty cool”

-he stood up to see if your friend was okay but he also wanted to praise you on that good rescue

-”that was so cool wtf !!”

-”huh? oh she normally does that just ask any lifeguard in the tower about her and they’ll say she had to be saved like 20 times”

-”not my fault…if you would only give me the inner tube”

-”but then it’s going to be drifted away in the sea because of the current”

-”right”

-jun was kind of amazed at how much you knew about sea safety….maybe ene more than him da M N

-but the day also went on as planned

-jun kind of kept on coming back and was asking questions to get to know you like whats your favourite colour and stuff

-every time he came back your heart was screaming but the good screaming

-not the ah oh my god no go away youre annoying scream 

-but the aAAA come back more we can chat more you’re really cool and cute scream

-hes really sweet i swear down

-at the end of the day you two started to pack up your things 

-but then Junhui came back with his lifeguarding jacket on and boi does he look fuckin great in that jacket

-”hey y/n have you considered becoming a life guard??”

-”me?? a life guard?? oh not really but my mum has mentioned it before”

-”why don’t you do it?”

-”yeah why don’t you y/n? you and Jun could be the super cute lifeguarding couple omg that sounds so cutE”

-your friend just had to butt in gdI

-a rather LARGE feckin blush appeared on your cheeks but you ignored it

-kind of

-but jun was blushing and smiling

-w h y    t h e    f u c k   w a s    h e    s m i l i n g    a t    t h a t 

-”oh do you want to be a lone? i’ll leave”

-your friend left you two to talk and you were glad she did tbh cause she can get carried away sm

-”so…if you ever want to join the team, then you can call me or text me or something…”

-”i thought the lifeguard tower already had a phone number??”

-y / n     c o m e     o n      t h i s      i s n ‘ t       r o c k e t      s c i e n c e 

-”ooooooh sure.. yeah, i’ll text you.”

-”or…if not the lifeguarding thing we can always hang out or something…”

-”that would be nice Jun.”

-you both gave your numbers to each other and you both left each other extremely happy

-catching up with your friend you remembered something

-”hey….im really craving ice cream…you paying”

-”no you can– oh fuck- did you?!”

-”got his number~!”

-”f u CK”

Good Plan - Part Three

Part One, Part Two

Summary: Sam puts his cards on the table, and you have a question for the brothers.

Words: 1,073

Sam x Reader

Warnings: None

Your name: submit What is this?

You and your father argued at length about you hunting with Sam and Dean. He insisted that you mustn’t go, that it was too dangerous and you were too young to handle something like that.

Your argument was that you deserved to experience what your father has, that you’d researched more than enough to make you ready for it, and that if anything did go wrong, your father and his siblings would jump to your aid instantly, just as they had always done in other situations.

He wasn’t happy about it, but he wasn’t stupid enough to try and challenge you when he realised that you were so set on going.

“Well, you have to ask Dean and Sam,” he concluded, before turning from you and flying away.

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  • eren: When you’re in front of me, my heart beats so quickly as if I am a youth tasting love for the first time. You are the beautiful mermaid who sheds lights to the sea of loneliness!! The sinful goddess who taught me about the forbidden fruit!
  • armin: EREN?!
  • eren: The spring of my heart surges upon the sight of your fresh smile, my love.
  • armin: EREN STOP!
  • eren: Even if I searched the world over, no one could compare to you.
  • armin: WRONG SHOW EREN
  • eren: *jumps into the water*
  • armin: WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING
  • eren: A little water never hurt anyone… besides, people are always telling me I’m dripping with good looks.
  • armin: *Face palm*
5SOS FEELS *WARNING OVARIES EXPLODES*

THE FEELS AND OVARIES THAT I SAID LAST NIGHT. OKAY LETS START. I’M SORRY.. NOT!

LUKE HEMMINGS

Why you so damn cute

Oh you trying to be sexy now?! STOP

Your lips…

DONT DO THIS TO ME LUCAS 

HOW DARE YOU

Stop being fucking adorable

Don’t you dare wink at me

LUCAS I’M DONE WITH YOU GIVE ME A HEART ATTACK ON WITH ASHTON IRWIN. OKAY GREAT

You shitting me?!!!!?!!?

HOW DID I NOT SEEN THIS PICTURE BEFORE?!

STOP I CAN’T EVEN MY HEART CAN’T TAKE THIS

Why do I love you, you dork

WHY DO YOU LOOK SO CUDDLY? LET ME HUG U

Come here i’ll kiss u

ASHTON FUCKING IRWIN

I’M DONE WITH YOU NOW ITS OFF TO OH GREAT CALUM HOOD UGHH

STOP POSTING SELFIES YOU LITTLE SHIT

Hey lets cuddle bebz

You little shit..

lol what are you doing Cal

YOU ARE GIVING ME A HEART ATTACK

Ugh stop

YOU LITTLE CUTIE

CUTIE, SEXY, LITTLE SHIT CALUM HOOD I’M DONE. MICHAEL CLIFFORD GIVE ME YOUR BEST SHOT.

God damn it MICHAEL

LEAVE ME ALONE TO CRY

YOU SMIRKING AT ME BABE?

Can I cuddle with you..

WHY YOU SO GOD DAMN CUTE?

If you want it take it

DON’T TALK TO ME

?????

Okay I can’t handle this. My ovaries exploded. my feels. FEELS. NURSE GET ME MY HEART MONITOR. I’M SORRY FOR POSTING THIS. NOT SORRY! -Kelly :) xx