stop buying & use these all up first!


▹ pairing: Jeongguk x reader
▹ words: 18,102 I’m so sorry 
▹ genre: smut, fluff, light angst, friends to lovers

You and Jeongguk propose at restaurants to get free food, but somewhere along the way you start to fall for him.

You never thought Jeongguk would actually take you up on the whole fake proposals thing. When you had suggested the idea to him, he’d just laughed and said “yeah”, then continued playing Fallout 4. You hadn’t actually meant it; the idea was one of those you vaguely imagine it happening, but not really, which is why when he brought it up weeks later suggesting you try it out, you thought he was kidding. 

He wasn’t, and this is how you end up in one of the city’s nicer restaurants on a fake date with your best friend. 

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Hi y'all, so I’ve been doing make up for years for proms and weddings and engagement photos and such and thought I would offer some tips because I love make up and maybe not everyone knows these! Obvi keep in mind everyone is different and these may not work for you…

- Try Nivea’s Sensitive Post Shave Balm for Men as a primer. A little goes a long way and rub it in until it gets tacky

- There is literally no reason to buy mascara from high end brands and I’m a high end whore. My favorite is the Clump Crusher water resistant

- If you can’t decide between two foundation colors, choose the one that’s lighter. Bronzer can fix that shit quick

- The “buy concealer that is 56 shades too light” trend needs to die. One or two shades is plentyyyyy you don’t wanna look like a reverse raccoon and flash photography only makes it worse

- BAKE your under eyes and if you’re hoeing tbh bake your entire face. Message me if you don’t know what baking is

- Two best foundations I’ve ever used are the Too Faced Born This Way and Lancôme Teint Idole Ultra 24hr

- Stop applying your make up with your hands ladies pls buy a beauty blender and get it damp

- Take the foundation off your lips once you’ve set it bc if you just put lip product over it it’ll bunch up in the corners of your mouth

- Sigma has great brushes and shed less than any of my high end brushes. I’d definitely recommend splurging and getting a full set of them

- Do not base your purchases off of sellout YouTubers that are getting paid to say everything they’re saying

- Buy a setting spray and spray your eyeshadow brush w it before applying shimmery eye shadows and spray your whole face with it when you’re done

- I see girls on here all the time saying not to wear falsies which I think is absolutely insane but my falsies advice is start with individuals and work up to strips. That’s what I did

- Exfoliate your face and use the Biore black head strips on your nose for smoother make up application

- Don’t leave your lower lash line bare. I see this so much and it’s super weird looking. Do a little eyeshadow and mascara at the least to complete the whole look

- Avoid matte lipstick/liquid lips unless you’re sure your lips are smooth hydrated and snatched otherwise they will look like a butthole in 15 minutes

- W/ eyebrows and make up: less is more girl. ESPECIALLY from a man’s perspective

- If you’re going to put a base shadow down before doing your eyeshadow look (which I’d recommend), avoid putting it anywhere you’ll put shimmer and instead fill that space with a cream eyeshadow or more primer to make that shimmer popppp
- Wash your beauty blender every time you use it or it will grow mold I promise

- Buxom’s lip glosses are the absolute best. They are so high quality, smell good, last FOREVER, and tingle on your lips like mint

- Clean your make up brushes as often as you can (I wish I did more than I do) not only because it’s hygienic but because they will apply SO MUCH BETTER

- If your eyebrows are always rubbing off, invest in a waterproofing liquid to put over them. NYX has a cheap one that really works

- Make sure to go over the line of your falsies with black eyeliner to hide the glue. I don’t care if the glue is “clear” or “black” it’s visible

- If you can’t find a contour color that’s cool toned enough try an eyeshadow!

- Put tons of highlight on your cupid’s bow it’s so cute in my opinion and always gets lots of compliments

- TAKE YOUR MAKE UP OFF EVERY NIGHT. DO NOT SAVE YOUR MAKE UP FOR THE NEXT DAY. Some girls will fight me on this but imo no make up is cuter than gross make up and it’s so bad for your skin

- If your eyes are always watering your shit off get some anti-allergy or anti-dryness (whichever you think you have) eye drops

- You can exfoliate your lips before lipstick application easily with honey and sugar. Do this before putting on foundation and such. If you’re a bougie bitch you can buy scrubs from places like Lush

- I’m convinced that Burts Bees is the only chapstick I’ve ever used that didn’t make me end up needing chapstick more than I did in the first place

- If you don’t have time to wash off your make up then just use a make up wipe! The Kirkland brand ones are my all time faves because they don’t sting my eyes or leave a residue on my face

- Stop over washing your face. It makes it produce more oil to compensate and it could be why you have acne

- You don’t need to pay to get your brows waxed/threaded if you just pluck the spare 2 or 3 brows that grow out of place each day. You’ll keep your shape, save money, and your brows will always look good

- If you don’t use eyeshadow primer please buy some and watch your entire eyeshadow collection transform. If you can’t afford it but have concealer that’s second best and still works well

I could go on forever and might make a part two but I’m tired now. Probably going to make a make up favorites list by product category soon!

Message me with any make up questions ever because I love blabbing about it! Spread the luv and happy face beating!! 💄

A few things about Andrew Minyard,,

- he makes other people tie his shoelaces for him
- hes a blanket monster, doesn’t even leave Neil the sheet ok, poor kid has to sleep in sweatpants and a hoodie in the winter
- secretly does a lot of research about it and only buys the best quality food for the cats
- he’s the only person in his apartment building that ever buys girls scout cookies but he always buys enough to make it worth their time stopping by, he has like 20 boxes of thin mints stashed in the freezer at all times
- he uses an electric toothbrush but it’s like a cheap ninja turtles one from target
- cooks and cleans but DOES NOT do dishes, he will literally let them pile up to the ceiling and then when there’s none left that are clean, if no one else does them, he’ll just throw them all away and go buy new ones
- (eventually they discover paper plates and plastic silverware)
- hates horror movies (not because they’re scary, it’s because they’re predictable)
- Neil is the first person (besides Andrew) to realize Andrew needs reading glasses, and he makes him get some and Andrew carries them with him all the time but only uses them when he absolutely has to
- “I dont need glasses, i dont want to see your ugly face”
- “shut up and try them on or I’m selling the car and buying a minivan.”
- he only does autographs for his kid fans
- once he gets on his pro team people (kevin and nicky) keep pushing him to dress in more colors instead of just black all the time so he gets a bunch of neon armbands and wears a different set every day,, hot pink,, lime green,, fucking yellow, obscenely bright orange,,, other than that his wardrobe doesn’t change
- learned how to sew when he was younger because none of his clothes ever fit right and he always has to make adjustments
- has a savings account that he puts money into every chance he gets and whenever neil asks about it he pulls these random excuses out of his ass (“it’s for candy”, “I’m gonna hire someone to hide your body after I kill you”, “I almost have enough to buy out Exites so that I can shut it down permanently") but it’s actually for the foxes’ kids

anonymous asked:

Hey, so I saw that nice ask about saeran with a wounded cry baby mc, so how about mc getting a real (real) bad injury and being all "meh, its nothing" but baeran is freaking out? (Also, your writting is top quality, babe!)

A/N: Writing this because I’m so stressed out and frustrated today and I need to let all this steam out somehow. And thank you, anon! You’re so sweet! :)

Nothing registers fully in your head. Only that you’re swaying slowly from side to side like a slowing pendulum, and that your vision is starting to blur as the world around you tilts sideways.

Someone is shouting your name, but it’s like you’re underwater, and a voice is trying to reach you through the thick layer of water that you’re buried under.

There’s a sharp, terror-filled scream that cuts through the air, one that you don’t recognise, the moment your body hits the ground on your side. It only dawns on you that it belongs to you when you feel flames licking the walls of your throat a few seconds later.

And then – and only then – does the pain set in.

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With as many kids as Bruce has adopted it’s highly possible that the media has made at least one reference to it, probably something along the lines of: “Bruce Wayne buys houses like he adopts children.”

Contrary to how his family feels (they think it’s hilarious) Bruce actually likes it. The first time he uses the phrase in reference to himself his family is Horrified (and in Damian’s case Offended). “I’ve been buying shares of Apple like I adopt kids.”

They all assumed it was a fluke, a slip of the tongue, until it happened again. Tim and Damian had been fighting and ended up ruining a set of Batarangs. Bruce sighed making a note to replace the set mumbling “I collect these like I collect kids.”

The line stopped Tim mid swing at Damian, both turning to stare slack jawed at Bruce.

“Father, I’m not sure you’re aware of what you’ve said.”

“What’s the matter with what I said?”

It gets to be a habit, and no one can figure out why he likes it. Has he become aware of his habit? Is he some how purposefully making fun of himself? Jason swears it’s to remind himself not to adopt any more children. At last they all corner him in his office, Bruce looking confused from his desk as his children march in one by one.

“Why?” is how Tim starts it.

“Why?” Bruce frowns.

“Adoption. Why do you keep making the joke?” Cassandra clarifies.

Dick adds, “You’re not embarrassed of us are you?”

If their question surprised him it doesn’t show as Bruce sits silent at his desk, watching his children for a moment. “It reminds me of how proud I am of each of you.” He let his gaze rest on each of his children, pausing a beat longer on Damian to remind his son that yes he meant him too.

After that it wasn’t rare to hear the Wayne kids making a joke about their father’s adoption skills.

Yuri on Ice Starters Part 2:
  • “Why didn’t you tell me?”
  • “Your past self is DEAD!”
  • “Please leave the ice.”
  • “I’m disappointed in you.”
  • “What if you’d gotten hurt, slamming into the wall like that?!”
  • “[NAME], behave while I’m gone.”
  • “Don’t you dare steal any steamed buns.”
  • “Oh, that kind of food doesn’t agree with me.”
  • “This is getting kind of R-rated.”
  • “Hey! Don’t strip!”
  • “I’ve never seen [NAME] like this..”
  • “I am an evil witch!!”
  • “I guess today’s sex appeal award goes to [NAME].”
  • “[NAME], you haven’t slept, have you?”
  • “I’m not the kind of man who’d die in a ditch here!”
  • “What’s the place with the fewest people?”
  • “First, let’s take deep breaths.”
  • “Don’t listen!”
  • “I’m not good with people crying in front of me.. I don’t know what I should do." 
  • "Just stand by me!”
  • “I feel a lot better after crying.”
  • “If you dare to date [NAME], you’ll have to beat me first!”
  • “If you’re turning a lady down, can’t you be more considerate?”
  • “You’ll suffer a miserable defeat.”
  • “Ugh I should have gone to Russia!”
  • “Overflowing.. masculine.. sex appeal..!!”  
  • “Good luck, [NAME]!!”
  • “That was SO embarrassing.”
  • “Out of my way, pig.”
  • “Calm down!! Calm down!!”
  • “This is damn tough!”
  • “Right, I’m the king.”
  • “I’ll beat them all up!”
  • “I’m just an idiot.”
  • “What’s this? A hugging competition?”
  • “Stay away from me!!”
  • “Stop creeping me out!”
  • “It’s almost like a marriage proposal.”
  • “And here I was hoping to go skinny dipping.”
  • “[NAME], don’t use unattractive words.”
  • “Don’t call them ugly, you ugly-ass bitch!!”
  • “Any guy who wears sunglasses on his head is scum!”
  • “What’s with you, asshole?”
  • “[NAME], I’m freezing! Please draw a hot bath!”
  • “This is my first time being in Barcelona, so take me sightseeing.”
  • “I’m buying you a suit for your birthday.”
  • “I can smell [NAME]! It’s coming from over here!”
  • “Are you coming or not?”
  • “Are you going to become friends with me or not?”
  • “Let’s go grab a bite.”
  • “[NAME], you got drunk on champagne and started dancing.”
  • “That was disgusting as hell.”
  • “I was dragged into a dance-off.”
  • “This is an engagement ring.”
  • “The ring you got from that pig is garbage.”
  • “I’m standing guard to make sure the hyenas don’t touch you!!”
  • “Let’s go to the club after this.”
  • “I’ll be the head cheerleader at tonight’s public viewing!”
Korean!Keith HCs

Disclaimer: I’m projecting a lot from my personal east coast Korean-American experience. oh, and NO K-POP/IDOL HCS. BECAUSE KOREANS ARE REAL PEOPLE WITH VARYING DIASPORIC AND ETHNIC BACKGROUNDS. WE ARE SO MUCH MORE THAN UWU PALE ASIAN AESTHETICS kthnx :) :) :)

These aren’t in any particular order btw. If you don’t necessarily hc Keith as Korean, that’s cool too! I shared some of these with @hakpng (who also has AWESOME Korean Keith hcs!!) so they might be familiar to folks.

  • surnames! 안키스 (Keith Ahn) or 설키스 (Keith Seol). I also love @hakpng ‘s hc of Keith’s Korean name being 박김수/ Park Kim Soo. so imagine: 안김수 / Ahn Kim Soo or  설김수 / Seol Kim Soo. beautiful. (also lol projection bc those are my parents’ surnames).
  • Keith isn’t as strongly connected to his roots (2nd gen immigrant kid ftw!) but he still wants to learn more about his history and culture.
    • always desperate to learn more about Korean history (wtf with that single paragraph in the thick U.S. History textbook about the Korean War) and even mythology. but there aren’t as many resources in English so he’s frustrated and often stuck scouring the web for hours.
    • he once stumbled upon traditional music and discovered that he LOVES IT SO MUCH! listening to 사물놀이 and 판소리 helps him calm down. the constantly switching rhythms, the raw power and energy of the music, the tales that are woven into performances; it’s all v comforting for him.
    • English is actually his first language. At home, his parents talk to him in Korean/Konglish and he always responds in English. it’s p natural for him to do so. 
    • He understands Korean and can read most of it (minus business/political jargon). He’s not as confident with writing and speaking it tho… he’s actually SUPER self-conscious about speaking. when he was growing up, he’d get made fun of by other Korean kids/extended family for not being “fluent enough” bc he never really spoke the language. all the teasing and shaming added to his insecurities about speaking.
    • BUT Keith loves the Korean language! he loves the warm, familiar feeling that sprouts in his chest when he hears it!
    • his parents once sent him to Korean language school at church but it was so overwhelming and Keith felt so anxious and inferior he ended up teaching himself the language (gradually, over the years, and immersion in the culture at home helped a lot).

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“It’s stupid!”  Dean yelled out into what Sam was finding comfortable silence.  He didn’t jump at the outburst, far too used to Dean interrupting their quiet moments with his random thoughts and reread the sentence Dean had interjected on, an amused expression taking hold.

“What is?”  He asked, offhandedly, not really asking but knowing Dean was shooting him an expectant look.

“So you know all those ‘fanfics’ about us out there?”  Dean said, and Sam’s interest was almost piqued, but they long ago laughed their asses off about the people unknowingly writing about two very real people, instead of the characters they assumed them.

“Yeah.”  Sam replied, flipping to the next page.

Dean paused there, chewing his lower lip and Sam made the heroic effort not to stare and let Dean finish his sentence.  “Some of those are just, they’re so - well, bad, but, you have to admit -” Dean stopped again, and he seemed angrier, one hand flinging up in the air and grasping at nothing.  Maybe it was searching for the point Dean was trying to make.

“Admit what?”  Sam prodded, after a  few seconds of nothing but frustrated Dean in his lap, and despite how much he wanted to get to the point in his book, he now also wanted to see where Dean was going with this.

“Some of them have some good freaking ideas, Sam.”  Dean finally went with, deflated and sounding almost somber.

This turned Sam’s full attention to Dean, smile full play as he looked down at the top of Dean’s head with a cocked brow, “What?”  He asked, humour apparent.

“Fucking hula hoops filled with god damned salt!  Why the hell didn’t we think of that?”  Dean bit out, and Sam would have laughed except - well.  Despite how childish it was, it did surround them with salt.

Sam still wasn’t able to stifle a laugh, however, at the imagery of them - mostly Dean because Sam’s always had a fixation for his brother’s hips - trying to hula hoop and cut down demons and ghosts alike.

Dean turned in Sam’s lap, shoving at the book and Sam’s chest in irritation.  “It’s not funny, Sam!”  Dean hissed, his face red and Sam began laughing full force now, Dean’s small bats to his head increasing his humour and he let the book fall forgotten to the floor.

“Sam!”  Dean hissed, again, and Sam combated his brother’s annoyance with a peck to the lips, effectively shushing him up.

Dean’s eyes narrowed, and before he could say anything else Sam spoke up, “You saying we should buy some hula hoops because some girl, or guy, out there, wrote about us using them?”

“Well, no, it’s just -”

“Just what?”

“We always kick so much ass in those weird ass stories - and, it’s always because they think of shit that,” Dean stopped, as if it pained him to admit, “we, with all our experience, could not.”  Dean fell into Sam’s chest, face first and groaning out his annoyance and Sam chuckled, papping the top of Dean’s hair and letting his brother mease out his anger.

“We kick plenty ass, Dean.”  Sam said, Dean just mumbling something or the other in reply.

“Mpmh mh mphore.”  Which Sam guessed directly translated to kicking more ass, and he shrugged.

“Then why don’t we prove them wrong?”  Sam said, tone light, and Dean propped his chin on Sam’s chest and glared up at him.

“What do ya’ mean?”

“Oh, I don’t know, Dean,” Sam looked to the book on the floor, shrugged again, “we haven’t been on a good hunt in a few weeks, why don’t we find some poltergeist and show these fans how’s it done?”  Sam asked, looking back at Dean and Dean almost brightened at that.

“They don’t know we’re real, Sam.”

“Chuck’ll know, and maybe he could find some way to include it in the next book.”

“We threatened his life to stop writing those.”

“Eh.”  Sam said, uncaring, and Dean paused to think a moment.

“You know what?  Yeah, yeah we can so fucking do this -” he sat up, swinging a leg over Sam’s to get more properly seated in Sam’s lap, “and I’m thinking we can get our own crazy ideas going.”

“How crazy you talking?”

“Pretty crazy.”

Sam could only grin in reply.


drabble doodle combo as i try to make more ~complicated~  angles

anonymous asked:

Do you have any headcanons for which batfam members have the most merch of themselves in stores? Which members might buy these things?

Batman: At first he didn’t like it when companies started making merchandises about him because it would ruin all the Scary Dark Knight Aesthetics he was going for, he even tried to use the Wayne Enterprises to pull some of them out of stores but it became to much for him so he just gave up on it, and over the years he just stopped caring it cuz really if people take him seriously while he’s jumping form buildings wearing a bat costume a few merchandises wouldn’t hurt.

Barbara: Thought that a Batgirl doll was cute so she bought one and brought home to her room but she makes sure to throw it under the bed whenever her dad enter the room so he wouldn’t suspect anything, I also headcannon that during her time as Oracle she would decorate her computer desk with many of the Batfamily plushies to keep her company while the rest are patrolling.

Tim: Had a big collection of all the merchandises before he joined the team, he mainly played with the Robins action figures where he would pretend to be one that goes on missions with Batman and do all sort of cool stuff, he stopped playing with them when he did become a real Robin and found out how uncool Batman & Robin really were, he made sure to sell all of those toys before anyone fond out about them and use them to embarrass him with it. All except for the second Robin figure, he kept that one for himself as a reminder.

Damian: is offended that someone would do such a juvenile thing to his public image, he also goes all Flynn Rider on them by criticizing how none of these merchandises looks like him: “Why is my toy barely half the size of the Batman toy?? I’m NOT that short!” or “Why doesn’t my toy have any weapons with them while Todd’s toy still has it guns with it?!” and the one infuriate him the most “I know that I mostly work at night but come on! WHY for God sake would they make my toy look like a pasty white boy!!”. But in the end since Alfred the cat like to play with them he would allow them inside the house.

Jaosn: Was salty that the only difference between his Robin toy and Dick’s Robin toy is that his was scowling and had pointy teeth and for the fact that they didn’t sell as well as Dick’s merchandises, as Red Hood he is slightly concerned about how popular his merchandises is among young boys not that he thinks that what he is doing is necessary wrong but because he thinks it’s a hard dirty job that someone need to do and he doesn’t want these kids to think it’s something “cool” that they shoul look up to but at the same time he would be lying if he said that he didn’t like the fact that his merchandises are coming close to out-selling Batman merchandises. He also buy some of it for Bizarro to play with and he when his toy head get eaten by Bizarro only then does Jason really get concerned.

the fake ah crew definitely have to take turns for who gets to decide how a post-heist celebration should be played out

like, gavin, michael, and lindsay always decide to do a bar crawl. and, okay, here’s the thing: you have not been on a true bar crawl until you have bar-crawled with the fake ah crew. cops are called. lots of making out happens. people lose their pants–this has nothing to do with the making out.

jack and geoff usually go for an casual party/feast at the penthouse (geoff’s tends to involve a great deal more booze, and jack always orchestrates a massive pizza delivery). sometimes they’ll go for a little bit of bar-hopping, but listen: they are tired. they just spent all day heisting, and they are tired. they say they’re not going to fall asleep by nine o’clock, but they do. 

jeremy and mica? block party. share the celebration, share the joy, bust open some fire hydrants and buy up all the beer and hot dog buns and fireworks in the tri-county area. (also, jeremy: “you guys have to carry me around on your shoulders in celebration.” 
“uh, for how long?” 
“when does the sun come up?”)

nobody lets ray pick anymore because the very first time he was like, “i want to sit on my couch and play resident evil alone.”
“you– the way you want to celebrate as a group is for us to go away.”
“yup. also, stop at that convenience store before you drop me off. i need snacks.”

and honestly no one can predict what the fuck ryan is going to say. either he’s totally fucking with them or he’s using the opportunity to unveil some unprecedented hobbies.
“we’re going minigolfing.”
“we’re baking tiramisu.”
“we’re adopting all the dogs at the animal shelter. every single one of them.”

anonymous asked:

Do you have any headcannons about Riley and Lucas shopping together?

I just had a little rucas shopping montage flash through my head and let me tell you - it.was.ADORABLE.

Grocery Shopping

  • I think it’s so interesting to think about how different their grocery shopping habits are like just imagining the contrast
  • We know Lucas’ mom is a health nut and I can see her passing that down to him so while Lucas is reaching for the veggies + fruit Riley is sneaking cookies and ingredients for baking into the cart
  • When they get home Lucas is like “how did these oreos get in here?” and Riley’s like “idunno mustve fell in but dont worry ill take care of em”
  • Lucas will absentmindedly put things in the cart that he knows Riley loves and she’ll just watch him and smile because he knows her so well
  • They’re that annoyingly cute couple at the supermarket that are in their own little world the whole time, holding hands and sharing looks and jokes 

Miscellaneous Shopping

  • Lucas HATES the mall, he hates how crowded it is and that everything seems overpriced but if Riley wants to go browse he happily tags along because usually she does her clothes shopping with maya + smackle so when she does ask him to come w/ her he’s like WHAT YES OF COURSE ILL COME
  • They do that really cute but cliche thing where she tries on outfits and comes out to show him and he jokingly will give a thumbs up or down even tho he loves her in anything she wears and couldnt care less about her clothes
  • Riley is the only one who knows how insecure Lucas can be and she encourages him to step out of his comfort zone by making him try on things he normally never would and model for her which usually results in awkward poses and uncontrollable giggles
  • One of his favorite things is seeing the way her face lights up when she sees something she likes or wants to buy so you’ll never see him waiting outside of a store for her, he always goes inside.
  • Riley never asks but Lucas always insists on carrying her bags you know that southern gentlemen thing he has going on 
  • On the off chance that Lucas sees something he really likes Riley will make a mental note of it and go back to buy it for him because she knows he doesnt like spending money on himself 
  • Riley suggests going into the game stores and Lucas tries to brush it off like it doesnt interest him but then they go in and hes like !!RILEY LOOK WHAT GAME THEY HAVE!!  and she gets to see his face light up 
  • She takes him inside of Victoria Secret when she’s looking to splurge on a nice bra and his face gets all hot when she playfully wiggles her eyebrows at him while showing him sexy lingerie 
  • Before they leave the mall they hit up the foodcourt and people watch together and play that game where they ad-lib conversations other people are having often using their bad british accents + its hilarous
  • When they first move in together they practically live at Target
  • Riley can’t stop buying decorative pillows and Lucas eventually has to be like ummm I think that may be enough now honey but Rileys like JUST ONE MORE
  • After they’re settled into their place and Riley starts hinting at wanting to get a pet and Lucas pretends that hes not entertaining the idea even though he’s secretly already looking into it
  • One day after grocery shopping he takes a different route and Rileys like where are we going home is that way but then he pulls into the animal shelter and her eyes gloss over because shes so happy & thought that he didnt want a pet but really he just wanted to surprise her
  • once they get their pet the online shopping for beds & toys is never ending 
Seth Sorenson Headcanon

Seth loves Pokemon, and plays it every moment he gets.

He hates fairy types though, and refuses to use them. “They just can’t throw new typings in like that!” “What do you mean fairy beats dragon type!?” “…They’re nothing but wussy Kendra-types…”

He names every Rapidash he uses Bracken. He also goes out of his way to use a Rapidash just for this reason.

Because of Bracken the Rapidash he’s started to name all of his Pokemon after friends and family.

Charizard, Feraligatr, Sceptile, Infernape, Serperior, Greninja, and Incineroar are the starters he always chooses for each generation. Charizard is his favorites because dragons, duh!

“I don’t care if Charizard’s not a dragon type, it looks like one and so I’ll call it one!”

Complains that Pikachu is overrated but its secretly one of his favorites.

Raxtus will watch Seth play, and always asks to see all the dragon types. Seth soon started to name all of the dragon types on his team Raxtus, especially when Raxtus insists that the Pokemon looks too strong to be named after him.

He owns two different DS just for the purpose of trading with himself. He’ll also make other people battle against him when he’s bored, and they quickly have figured out that using of team of fairy types they will defeat all of Seth’s dragon, fighting, and dark types with ease.

Bracken becomes very good because of this loves using a pure fairy type team just to annoy Seth and defeat him (and because, fairy types!). Seth has quickly learned how to counter Bracken though– since Bracken refuses to knock out ‘Bracken the Rapidash’. “How could you make me fight myself?!”

Kendra catches Seth reading Pokemon fanfiction late into the night. She never lets him live this down.

Seth learns that Warren was an avid collector of Pokemon cards and gets Warren back into the franchise.

Kendra soon gains interest even though she claimed to hate it. Seth claims she’ll never truly understand the games since she’ll just use all the girly Pokemon and not evolve them to keep them cute. She proves him wrong when she comes at him with a fully balanced team and utterly defeats him in a battle. 

Seth once used a Hydreigon named Gavin against her in battle. He never did again after that.

New games come out and both Kendra and Seth buy it. Kendra beats the game first, and Seth storms out of the room. “STOP ONE UPPING ME!” He congratulates Kendra a few hours later however.

Seth made a team of Pokemon all named “Demon King” and purposely looses to Kendra with it.

He has a Dunsparce named Celebrant. Every time Kendra knocks it out in a battle Seth screams “Slink back into your hole, worm!” At the top of his lungs.

Seth, Warren, and Kendra one day force Vanessa to play Pokemon. She wipes the floor with them, winning with ease. It’s also her first time playing.

Seth pretends to hate the anime, but stays up late to watch it with Warren and Tanu. The first movie makes them all cry.

Pokemon and Fablehaven. Because I had to put two of my favorite things together.

married suyeol 🐰💓🐶

- ‘we came in here to buy a bookcase not look at the space themed bedding in the kids section. but yes you’re right we pay the rent so who’s stopping us getting the curtains’
- everyone thinks they must live in some stylish apartment but really it’s half studio half wasteland and every room accidentally became a hobby room
- yeol is good at flatpack furniture and jm isn’t but half the bookshelves slant and tables have legs the wrong way bc of course jm can help;;
- all of chanyeol’s Nice Shirts are just junmyeon’s work shirts two sizes larger bc jm buys them two at a time. they have occasionally turned up to events separately dressed the same
- cy proposed three times before jm said yes (first time was fancy, second was nerdy, third was a joking mention and they were both shocked when jm said yes) and he brings this story up as frequently as possible
- passive aggressively call each other husband when they’re fighting
- (call each other My Husband when they’re not
- they take separate vacations bc they have different interests but wind up missing each other so much they spend half of it glued to hotel wifi talking to each other
- 'no we can’t take home the baby you bonded with in the grocery store’
- jm only makes it to half of his work functions bc yeol physically removes him from the couch
- jm doesn’t make it to half of his work functions bc marathoning boxsets in your underwear with your husband and a pizza is work-life balance
- jm has lost his wedding ring so many times yeol agreed that he can just keep it in his wallet for sentiment
- it’s been five years and cy still can’t give head without a lot of coughs and splutters and jm has learned to find that endearing (and keep icecream in the freezer for when he inevitably complains he’s sore)
- kinda kinky mostly soft. cy’s sore back has kinda put an end to some activities. jm’s toy box is terrifying and his own business
- the sex fort. and the isolation area where all the plushies go bc yeol finds it offputting when they’re watching
- 'I wanted to get this super limited edition figure for your birthday and turns out you’re the asshole that was outbidding me for days why didn’t you tell me your username AND YOU SAID NO MORE FIGURES’
- jm flirting badly and using terrible pick up lines on yeol when they’re out on dates n yeol hiding in his hands bc he’s so happy he married this nerd but refuses to admit he still actually falls for all the awful things he says :T
- (jm: um I’m pretty sure in our wedding vows you said how funny I am–

I’m sorry but black women really need to stop pitting other black women against each other. I’m sure @sarahnicolefrancois is super dope but to say that she’s the first to use buckles on clothing and that I’m corny for doing it… grow up. and I tagged her so go check out her shit and buy it because THERE IS ROOM FOR ALL BLACK WOMEN. WE ARE NOT COMPETING WITH ONE ANOTHER

Imagine being a long time family friend with Jax & Opie. You’ve always had a thing for Juice ever since he prospect. ..

okay the title was mega long, this one might turn into a series so stay tuned. :)
(whole title ) v v v
Imagine being a long time family friend with Jax and Opie (pretty much a sister to these guys) and you’ve always had a thing for Juice ever since he prospect but was always scared to do anything about it because you thought he’d never go for you and you finally take a chance and he admits that he’s always had a thing for you but he was always afraid of what his brothers (your brothers) would do to him. * 2 or 3 part story *

Originally posted by sandm1827

Growing up with the MC was easy mainly because you were pretty much one of the boys, you had always been with Jax and Opie for as long as you can remember. Running through the streets of Charming, being chased by police, and being around the club. The three of you grew up together, you watched as your brothers prospect together and get patched in together, huge party when they got their patch, bigger than the fourth of July.
Sometimes it wasn’t easy, sometimes you wanted a gun and a Harley just like Jax and Opie and sometimes you wanted to wear that kutte just as much.
Gemma knew how you felt so she kept you busy, Clay had taught you just like the boys how to fix the bikes and trucks so you helped out at the shop most of the time. Gemma taught you how to cook, how to garden and how to be a woman.
You were strong, you held your own and you didn’t take crap from anyone. You knew everyone that was part of the MC you even had a thing for Juan Carlos Ortiz, a Puerto Rican from Queens. He had a mohawk, and tribal tattoos on his head, he had this most adorable smile ever and these big beautiful almost puppy dog chocolate eyes. The moment he prospected you were into him, he didn’t look like the kind of biker you always knew but there was something about him that you just couldn’t shake. Plus he was your age, Ope and Jax were a year or two older than you not a big deal but they always treated you like their little sister.
Overly protective, like whenever you tried to have a boyfriend around they would scare him off and their motto was if he can’t fight and protect you, you deserve someone who can so in all fairness they were right.

Years went by, and you were still practically in love with Juice. The two of you had gotten closer, to everyone’s eyes the two of you were just ‘ best friends ‘. You guys were always together, helping each other out of just hanging out. When there was a SAMCRO party and you see Juice hook up with a random crow-eater, it would hurt for you to see that so you would either drink more, and hook up with the first guy that you found interesting or you would just leave.
There was a party that was suppose to happen tonight, a welcome back party for Bobby he was just getting released from federal lockup so the guys were throwing him a huge party.

Everyone was getting ready, stocking up on a lot of booze, weed and food. Gemma had you running errands all day, Juice volunteered to help you with some like grabbing the weed and some booze. First stop was at clear passages, Juice own 30% of it, and then the two of you were off to pick out some booze. You picked which ones to buy and Juice loaded into the van, Juice said;

“ boy, Y/N that’s a lot of booze. “ You smiled as you drove and replied;

“ yep i know, but Gem wanted a lot. Bobby was inside for us for nearly 5 months Juice, he deserves a lot more “ You both agreed and laughed. You pulled into the lot, backed the truck up into the entrance of the clubhouse and the prospects and guys unloaded all the supplies that you got. You hoped out of truck and Gemma said as she approached;

“ good work baby, you got the entire liquor board. “ She smiled, and wrapped her arm around your shoulder. You giggled and watched as the guys finished unloading. You and Gem walked into the clubhouse, and towards the kitchen. You watched as you walked by, Juice stocking the shelves watching as his muscles worked with every movement, and you turned to watch where you were going. As you walked with Gem, Juice glanced your way watching as you walked into the kitchen, the way your hips swayed and he was startled by Chibs slamming his hand on the counter of the bar trying to get his attention.

“ Aye Juicy, lets have a beer “ Juice put away the whiskey that he had in his hand and grabbed the scottsman a beer.

The night had finally arrived, everyone was showing up and it was slowly getting packed with members from different charters, crow-eaters, sweet-butts, family friends and just hang arounds. The drinking has started, the music was playing and the weed started flowing. Bobby’s car pulled up and Clay, Juice, Jax, Opie, Happy, Kozik, Chibs, Tig, and Piney all greeted him with hugs, hoots and booze. Before you knew it, Bobby almost greeted everyone at the party, he was smashed and enjoying himself. The guys were drinking away, some were trying to score, some where fighting in the ring, some where just sitting and chilling. You haven’t seen this many people since Ope and Jax’s party a few years back. The Teller-Morrow lot was packed with cars and bikes, the club house was packed with people inside and out.

You were drinking, already feeling a buzz. You were sitting with Ope and Jax cheering on Kozik and Tig as they fought in the ring. You happen to look over to see Juice getting a lap dance from some redheaded bimbo, your heart dropped when you seen that, seeing him enjoying himself. You put your head down and took a deep breath trying to calm yourself and trying to remind yourself that he’s not yours to get jealous over. Jax noticed that you seem upset so he said while sitting down next to you and nudging your shoulder causing you to look at him;

“ what’s wrong sis? “ You looked at Jax, trying to keep the tears from welling up, but Jax wasn’t stupid he knew something was bothering you but you still said;

“ uh, nothing. nothings wrong, uhh that weed just hit me wrong. “ Jax knew you didn’t even take a hit of weed at all that night because he was with you for most of the night but he just said hoping that you’d tell him the truth anyways;

“ oh okay, well if there’s anything the matter and you wanna talk, come talk to me okay? “ You gave him a fake little smirk and nodded in agreement. You got up and said;

“ i’m going to go get a refill anyone want one ? “ They declined and you walked over towards the clubhouse, you walked by Juice. Trying hard not to look at him but you did. He did notice you for a second, but you walked by to quickly. You made it through the sea of people and to the bar, asked Chucky for a beer. He passed it to you with a smile and said something with a rhyme but you weren’t really listening.
You turned and scanned the clubhouse, you sipped your beer and it went down smooth. Soon enough, you were standing with Kip he was the new prospect and quite the cutie you thought or it was just the 6th beer talking. You were enjoying his company just talking about random stuff when you notice Juice walking by with the same redheaded bimbo headed towards the dorms.

Originally posted by yvng-gxddess

You swallowed what you were feeling and turned around and got 6 shots of whiskey, once chucky put them in front of you. You downed 3 of them in seconds and the other 3 after that. Chucky and Kip both surprised and Chucky said;

“ shall i just leave the bottle for you to wobble ? “ You looked at Chucky as you tried to come back from those shots, and you grabbed the bottle of whiskey and looked at Kip who you were pretty sure was terrified of you and what you might do to him. Kip said;

“ you alright Y/N ? “ You looked at him once more, and then you just lunged at him, your lips found his and he was stunned. He didn’t pull away, he kissed you back, he was just shocked that you would kiss him, You stood there kissing Kip, without a care in the world. You didn’t even notice that Juice seen the two of you. The way you were feeling at that moment, you didn’t really care who saw you. Before you knew it, you were pulled apart and you said in a drunken tone;

“ whats the big idea fuckhead ? “ You looked up to see Opie with his ‘ pissed off ‘ face and you smiled at him and said;

“ oh hi ope, didn’t realize that was you. “ You were wobbly, and drunk then Kip while still in Opies grip said;

“ look, she kissed me i’m sorry i didn’t know what to do “ Opie looked like he was going to kill Kip then you stuttered;

“ yeah ope, reeeelax. i kissed sack he didn’t really have a choice. okayyy sooooo don’t be mad at him big brotherrrr” You smiled at opie and hugged him. Opie let go of Kip and said;

“ if i ever catch you kissing her again, well i’m sure you can guess “ Before we knew it Kip was out the door and out of sight of Opie. Opie looked at you, sat you down on the bar stool and said;

“ how much did you have to drink Y/N “ You smiled and took a drink of the almost empty whiskey bottle, but as you were about to down the rest of it Opie ripped it from your hand and said;

“ jesus christ y/n “ You said as you were denied your drink;

“heyy ! i was drinking that.. “ you were upset that he took your drink, then you hiccup and leaned forward just a tad to much, but Opie grabbed you and put you over his shoulder carrying you outside to the car;

“ yepp, it’s time for bed sis.” Opie placed you in the back seat of Donna’s car, and Donna and Opie drove you back home. Opie carried you inside, while Donna unlocked the door and they put you to bed. Before leaving, Opie said to you quietly as Donna watched from the doorway;

“ goodnight sis, your going to regret this in the morning.” He placed the trashcan by your bedside, some Advil on your night stand along with water. He closed the bedroom door, and him and Donna headed home.

Originally posted by mistakeoftheconstellation

part 2. coming soon. stay tuned.

Utaite Quotes Round 4

Itou Kashitarou: I came back after talking about children at the Children Association at Saitama. On the way back I found a plant market and went in. I mean, I like plants, it’s only natural that I would want to look around! I went in and used the restroom first. And when I came out, someone shouted at me “You punk, what are you doing here!” so I answered “to buy, plants…” and then he said “You don’t look like it! Well, okay then!” and he went away. I bought the plant, but now that I think of it, wasn’t it rude of him…?
Fan: Did you carry your guitar when you went in…?
Itou Kashiarou: Oh, maybe that’s it…!! lol

Fan: Your tweets are mostly made up of “I’m hungry” “I’m going on a jog” “I wanna sing” and “I wanna eat xxx”.
Amatsuki: lack of vocabulary..

Amatsuki: It’s my graduation soon, good bye to my high school friends…
Amatsuki: Okay, I’m not a high school student and I don’t have friends
Amatsuki: So next month I become an elementary school student huh can I make like a hundred friends?

Mafumafu: [Live show] [Mafunama] Mafumafu is chased by his tax paying deadline so he’s going to play his tambourine ( ‘ω'o[I will really read all the comments this time]o started.
(*Apparently Mafu’s tambourine cost him around $40~50)

Amatsuki: End of rehearsal, ate udon with Taruto-san and everyone else, and came to Komeda and Eating Shironowaru! Getting faaaaaaaaat
Amatsuki: I, I really worked hard at the rehearsal… (shaking voice) and I’m going to the gym after this…. (shaking voice)

Amatsuki: Is it true that people with verified twitter acounts can shoot laser beams from their eyes?’

Mafumafu: I did think there were going to be people who say “today is february 22nd, so I’ll end my sentences with nyan♡”, but my friend did it right in front of my eyes and it made me feel really complicated nyan
(February 22nd is Cat’s day in Japan because 2=ni=nyan)

Fan: I laughed so hard here! (picture from amatsuki’s gaming live show, he’s playing Ao Oni and the monster is right behind him as he’s trying to open a door)
Amatsuki: No seriously, 0.3 seconds before you die is not a good time to say that the door is not opening.

Soraru: Mafumafu drank beer and his face looks like a ghost
Mafumafu: It’s so bitter, I don’t know, I’m tearing up

Mafumafu: I downed a can of Redbull in one go and I fell alseep two minutes later, with the characters from Lowcube in my dreams, I don’t think I can anymore

Kogeinu: licklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklicklick

halyosy: I’ve given up on living in the real world, and decided to live on in the virtual world. Please say hello to the virtual halyosy. He doesn’t come out of his room anymore.

Itou Kashitarou: I participated in the album with buzzG san’s new song and a duet with Rifu san!
Rib: Rifu…?
Itou Kashitarou: Also Ripu and Rib san are all cool!
(fu=ふ  bu=ぶ  pu=ぷ , Rib is written as ribu.)

koma'n: It’s april I want to eat all the dust on a school girl’s uniform…

Fan: The first person that Wanc followed seems to be Kashitarou san, what do you think about that?
un:c : It’s getting tamed.
(wanc is un:c’s dog’s twitter account)

Fan: I really want to jump you in an elevator!
Hashiyan: Eh?!

Soraru: [Urgently hiring] A cute girl to make me snacks

Urata: I’m uploading a new video!
Shima: I’m also uploading a new video!
Sakata: I uploaded a video this morning!
Senra: No- I didn’t upload a video today, I uploaded a picture of milk and bread instead~!

Amatsuki: Soraru san and Hashiyan san are all excited about the new boob sommelier app
Soraru: We’re having a boob sommelier competition

Suzumu on Valentine’s day: All of you going choco choco shut up your teeth rots

Fan: What is your dream?
Amatsuki: An oil tycoon.

halyosy: I can’t seem to think up happy lyrics, I want to get married.
Fan: Will marriage make… you happy…?
halyosy: Oh! I guess…
Fan: If you want to get married, you’ll need to get wedding gifts since you are a male, and if you get kids you’ll have to move to a bigger place, and you’ll be in debt… and all kinds of other costs…
halyosy: Uwaaaaaaaa stop it!! Stop showing me what reality is like!!
Fan: Halyosy san!!! You need to face up to the reality!!!

Rib: Uoooo! I participated! (video of halyosy’s connecting *vocaloid version*)
Soraru: No that’s vocaloid loooooooooool

Fan: You’re a cute little punk
Hashiyan: Thx

Fan: What kind of sex toys do you have?
Hashiyan: I have a blindfold, handcuffs, and a gag. I like to use them on others.

Fan: When was your first love
Hashiyan: When I was in kindergarten

Fan: If I gave you a hundred thousand dollars to spend all in one day what would you do?
Hashiyan: Buy a washing machine and a fridge! and an oven!

Fan: When was your big turning point in your life?
Hashiyan: When I was born


I have been waiting for a long time to make this into a floor for the game. It’s one of the very first wood textures I ever found and I’ve been waiting (not patiently at all) for Sims4Studio to let us make floors. I would open the folder I had it in and look at it lovingly. I would even open it in photoshop and play around with colors and tiling. Anyway, enough about the love story between this floor texture and me.

There are 26 different versions included in the file. I could have made more. I wanted to. I want all the versions of this floor. Infinity. But I stopped at 26. Don’t want to seem obsessive.

I included pics of what it looks like without SweetFX by brntwaffles (which I use and can’t live without!) for those who don’t use it. Sorry for the lights in those pics, the invisible lights aren’t invisible in buy mode, so I just used some of Dot’s small ceiling lights.

The first preview pic and the unlabled pics were taken with SweetFX on. Just an FYI. Click on the pics to see bigger previews.

All show up under one thumbnail found under “Wood” in buy mode>floors.

Download at my

google drive

TOU: Don’t reupload and don’t claim as your own. Because I love this floor. 

anonymous asked:

what are your makeup stables? what do you use for everyday? what do you use when you go all out? which products are your current faves?

okay full disclosure for this post - any makeup recs i make should be taken in the context that i am really, ridiculously pale. like vampire, i-can-see-your-veins, get-some-sun-miccaeli okay-mum-jesus pale.

everything but lips

  • primer - point no. 1 and we’re already hitting elf, which proves how awesome they are lmao. elf is one of those brands that has a whole lot of high end dupes at really great prices that are still pretty good products themselves. I use the elf mineral primer in clear (they do have colour correcting primers, but if you’re gonna colour correct you should probs have a dedicated product for that). garnier perfect blur is also a good buy, and it’s a bit more heavy duty but benefits porefessional is very much worth the hype. HIGH ENDsmashbox primer, bar none.
  • concealer/highlighter - i don’t use a lot of concealer but like. the under eye area is an ISSUE. i fluctuate because i haven’t found the perfect one, but i like maybelline’s fitme, even if they always market it as ‘breathable’, which is creepy and weird. nars creamy concealer is good too. for highlighter i use revlon skinlights, which is both awesomely named and legit makes you look like some kind of glittering midsummer night’s dream-esque florence and the machine otherworld creature
  • bb cream - i use bb cream instead of foundation because i hate the feel of product on my face so i like to keep it light. i use maybelline and i like garnier’s as well, though it’s veryyy drying. i’ve tried just about every bb cream under the sun so
  • blush - blush is imo probably the most versatile makeup product, because it comes in so many different forms. i tend to like liquid/gel blush the most, because i feel like it gives a more natural look than powder. i use elf blush in headliner, l’oreal bb blush, and for powder i love thebalm’s blushes both for their staying power and their bomb ass packaging (they’re in a compact mirror/case, i usually keep one in my bag), and milani baked blushes. HIGH ENDnars outlaw, dolce vita and mata hari, any benefit blush
  • brows - honestly i don’t do as much to my brows… i hate the feeling of wax on them lmao. but anastasia dipbrow is THE brow product, the nyx brow kit is also pretty good, as is benefit gimme brow/brows a go-go
  • eyeshadow - i use urban decay potion primer, but elf primer is a great, cheaper option. i also really love maybelline’s colour tattoo eyeshadows, which are a cream blend that can work on their own as eyeshow or as a base/primer. For actual eyeshadow, URBAN DECAY NAKED PALETTES. I have them all and I’d say 3 is my favourite because I love the rose hues, but I probably use 2 the most, and people say it’s the most universally flattering. for day to day i love to use eyeshadow quads, because they come in complementary colours you can use for your crease/inner eye/etc without having to think about it. I use clinique (because my mum gets them in those gift bag giveaways lmao. god bless), chi chi and i have ONE chanel les 4 ombres quad that cost a frankly ridiculous amount and which i cherish accordingly. HIGH ENDLORAC PRO PALETTE. mac eyeshadow pots, and they’re not high end but i have a few barry m palettes and i love them
  • mascara - mascara is one of those things that seems pretty simple… until you start looking for colours other than black. black mascara ALWAYS ends up smudging on me and it makes me look hungover and not in a fun way, so i prefer dark/blackened brown for every day. revlon’s lash potion is awesome and i use rimmel extra super lash as well. i tend to use non-waterproof mascara because waterproof is honestly a fuckin bitch to get off. for blacks i like covergirl’s clump crusher (honestly so much of a mascara is about the brush, and covergirl always has good brushes), maybelline lash stiletto won’t give you volume but nothing beats it in length, and physican’s formula just feels nice. no high end for this cause like, it’s mascara, though i guess MUFE counts so smoky extravagant. i will say though that i think benefit they’re real is TOTALLY OVERRATED 
  • eyeliner - i started using liquid eyeliner first because im one of those throw urself in the deep end ride or die bitches. the nyx curve liner is really good and is so easy to apply because of its shape, i like the elf essentials liner, and i use gels for tightlining - rimmel and australis. i have glitter eyeliners from both elf and nyx. HIGH ENDstila all day liquid liner, i know it’s hyped a LOT but honestly it deserves all the praise and more. this shit does not fucking BUDGE even if you don’t prime, it’s amazing
  • brushes - i love real techniques brushes, they’re AMAZING.

lips - another preface: as previously established i’m pale as shit, and i have cool undertones so i don’t lean towards warm/orange hued lip products. it’s all pale pinks and blue based reds for meeeee

  • lip treatments/balms - maybelline babylips are a fav, and i love their pink electro pop, but honestly once i started buying lanolips i stopped buying every other lip treatment. it is SO GOOD and i use it as a clear balm, as a base for drying creams or matte shades, you can even use it when you wake up first thing in the middle of winter and your lips are dry like the sahara. also i like lush’s lip tints, especially it started with a kiss.
  • glosses/stains - NYX BUTTER GLOSSES. OH MY GOD, THEY ARE SO FUCKING UNREAL they all smell like birthday cake? some kind of sugary baked product and the colour range is sooo good and they’re completely buildable, from sheer to solid AND THEY LAST FOR AGES honestly go right now and buy twenty. revlon’s whole line of stains/balms/clinique rip off sticks are AWESOME. HIGH END ysl glossy stains. l’oreal makes a pretty good dupe but honestly you buy one of the ysl ones and it’s like shooting yourself in the foot because YOU CAN’T GO BACK. as always, i go for blue based reds, like rouge goache.
  • liquid lipstick/creams/lacquers/WHY ARE THERE SO MANY KINDS OF LIP PRODUCTS - this probably didn’t need its own section but honestly i just wanted to rec NYX LIP CREAMS, which in this stupidly long makeup rec post could be my favourite product. they’re named after cities (which makes no difference to the product. i just love it) and they come in heaps of different colours/shades, and these things FUCKING. STAY. they’re a pretty dry formula but they are NOT BUDGING FOR ANYTHING. you can eat and it’ll still be perfect after, I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. i have almost every colour lmao. for liquid lipsticks i like elf’s, which are dupes of stila, and rimmel apocalips lip lacquers.

lipstick lmao this is ridiculous, i know

callmemonstrous  asked:


Why you gotta ask about what used to be my notp.

Shops for groceries

The first time Hiruma goes shopping, all he buys are ramen bowls and sugar free gum. Mamori stares at the bags - he didn’t even bother to put anything away - and doesn’t know what to say. 

“You’re supposed to buy food,” she tells Hiruma, her foot already tapping in irritation. Hiruma doesn’t even bother to look up from his laptop as he types away.

“I did buy food,” he responds.

Mamori opens her mouth to retort, to get in another fight with the quarterback, but then she stops. Hiruma’s jaw is tight, his eyes focused too hard on the screen in front of him. So she stops, just watching her boyfriend/roommate until he glares up at her and asks what the fuck she’s doing.

She buys the groceries that time, so they have more than ramen bowls, but she makes him go with her every time after. She finds it easy not to laugh at his amazement when they buy apples and peaches and bread and actual food, because Hiruma is 19 and when they make food doesn’t even know how to use a knife properly.

Kills the spiders

After the time Hiruma tried kill a spider with a flame thrower, Mamori was put in charge of killing them. A broom was less hazardous to the rest of the household, after all.

Comes home drunk at 3am

Hiruma, obviously. 

He pukes into the toilet once he stumbles into their apartment, the sound waking Mamori up. She’s tempted to go to him, to pull back his hair and rub his back and make sure he doesn’t faint in the bathroom. But then there’s a loud smack as his hand collides into a wall and she hears a faint, “Fuck,” and she just stays in bed, waiting.

There’s the sound of dialing buttons a few seconds later, and then she hears Hiruma say, “Hey,” to whoever is on the other end.

She lays in bed, staring at the ceiling. She can’t hear who he called, what they’re saying, but she knows who it is. It weighs on her, drags her into the bed, and if the thought puts pressure on her, she doesn’t want to know what kind of pain it puts Hiruma in.

“Yeah, I’m fucking drunk,” she hears Hiruma growl. 

She can see him perfectly, his arm pressed over his eyes, other hand barely able to grip the phone. He’d start shaking soon, but only from anger.

“Shut up,” Hiruma snaps. “You haven’t been my fucking father for years.”

And then Hiruma would sit in the bathroom while his father told him how pathetic he was, what was wrong with him that he called when he was drunk, on and on and on, and Hiruma would just listen for however long Yuuya bothered to stay on the line. Just listening.

Yuuya would hang up eventually though, and after washing up Hiruma would stumble into their bedroom. The first time it happened he stayed on the other side of the bed, not touching Mamori until she woke up and realized that sometime, during the night, he’d entangled himself in her. 

He just slides up to her now, grasping at her shoulders and burying his face into her back. She covers his hands with her own, and they go to sleep.

Makes breakfast

Mamori, every single morning, except for the morning of December 25th.

She wakes up to the smell of coffee, heavy and permeating the entire apartment, and stumbles down to see Hiruma bent over the stove. In the kitchen she smells cinnamon and sugar, and she sees french toast browning in a pan while Hiruma pokes at scrambled eggs, eyebrows drawn together harshly.

“Do you need help?” she yawns out. Hiruma shoves a cup of coffee, already prepared with cream and sugar, into her hands. “…I guess not.”

“Just sit down. Don’t do anything,” he ordered.

He manages not to burn anything, or make a mess of the kitchen, and as snow falls down in Tokyo they eat breakfast together. It becomes a tradition.

Remembers to feed the fish

Hiruma proposes piranhas. He goes on, for days, about how wonderful they are, how frightening, how anyone that bothered to visit would be scared out of their mind, how he could threaten to feed people to the fish, it was exactly what they needed -

So Mamori gave up on the idea of fish. 

(She does point out that anyone who would bother visiting would hardly be scared by piranhas. Everyone they knew had already dealt with Hiruma for years - nothing else was really frightening after that. It hardly helped.)

Decorates the apartment

Both of them, though it takes a few hours to convince Hiruma that security cameras inside the apartment are inappropriate and not allowed and she still checks the apartment at times just to make sure he hasn’t bugged it.

Hiruma doesn’t bother to tell her that he wasn’t really going to put any in anyway.

Initiates duets

Hiruma doesn’t sing, and as much as Mamori may wish she could - and she does, she loves karaoke, and when she’s drunk she always starts singing joyously - Hiruma makes sure she never, ever does. Not after the horror of their first anniversary.

Falls asleep first


At least, at first - Hiruma refuses to sleep. 

The first time they sleep together, she wakes in the morning and sees Hiruma, sitting up in bed and typing away on his laptop, and she almost yells at him. But she realizes, just a moment before, that his eyes are dark and he has bags under them, and his fingers twitch unnaturally while he types. Because he hasn’t slept, at all.

She just makes him breakfast and coffee and doesn’t say anything.

That it keeps happening, every time they’re together - well, Mamori just assumes it’ll be better when they move in together.

It gets worse.

He doesn’t just stay up all night. He gets out of bed and paces. He goes into the living room and works. And now it isn’t once a week or twice a week but every night, and she doesn’t know when he’s grabbing sleep because even if she does leave to go to school, he’s going to school too, and genius or not, Hiruma is going to start failing soon.

He’s going to snap soon.

“Should I just stay up instead? Would that help?” she asks one day, after she’s back from school and setting her bag down. Hiruma is, as always, typing on his laptop. He’s trying to hide his dark circles with concealer, but it doesn’t work. Not with Mamori.

“Would help with what?” Hiruma asks. Mamori clamps down on a scream and just makes dinner.

That night, she stays awake. She props herself up against the pillows and cracks open a book, and she doesn’t look at Hiruma as he slips under the blankets and drops his head on the pillow.

When she looks at him a few hours later, he’s asleep.

After that, he’s able to sleep more easily, as if there’s some trust between them now, as if whatever was keeping him up and alert has faded.

She likes it better this way.

5 tips to living on the road

1. Travel light - less is more on the road.  Everything I own has a place in my van. If there isn’t a place, it gets given away or sold.

2. Get AAA if your traveling in the states - it’s  saved my ass plenty times.

3. Find ways to make money while you travel, whether its playing music in a square, selling jewelry or things you make, or working on a farm come harvest season. I am always looking for ways to make an extra buck. It can turn a month road trip into a six month life changing journey.

4. Get rid of the cooler - unless it’s for beer. Buying ice every other day can get pricey and there are plenty of things you can eat that don’t need to be refrigerated. I eat very well and even healthier than I did when I wasn’t traveling, and I have never used a cooler. Oh, and stop buying those chips and candy bars at the gas station every time you fill up. It adds up quick!

5. Don’t pay for campgrounds. If you can stealth camp in a van or car you are wasting your money by paying for a campsite. It’s a sure way to blow all your savings within the first month. To this day, I have never paid for a site unless its a National Park - even then I’m paying for a cheap back country pass. You can find plenty of places to park for the night, the side of a quite road, trail heads, logging roads, BLM land. Get creative depending on where you are.