stop being so perfect damn it

  • me: y'all axl is my favourite
  • me 5 min later: mhh but there's slash too mhh
  • me 10 min later: omg duff looks so damn sexy
  • me 15 min later: fuck steven stop being so fucking perfect
  • me 20 min later: ohhh izzy damn it
  • me 25 min later: i think i'm a bitch
It’s Just Right

Yeah, I know. Jumping the gun but here you go. My first post season four fliclet. Blame @therealbucky05. And… spoilers…


“So, John came by,” were Molly’s first words as she walked into the newly repaired 221B Baker Street.

“Did he? That’s good.” Sherlock hadn’t moved from his seat. “Did you have a nice chat?”

“Yeah, of course. I updated him on Rosie’s doings whilst he was gone. You know, being briefed by MI5 can be a bit daunting. I remember how incredibly tedious that process is. Did I ever tell you about my conversation with Mycroft’s…”

“Molly…stop,” Sherlock interrupted.

“Right,” she said, focused on the replacement rug. Not exactly a perfect replica, but damn close.

“What did John tell you?” Sherlock asked.

She took a deep breath then deposited her bag and jacket on the settee then took a seat to them. “Well, he told me about your sister. She sounds…”

“Murderous? Continue.”

“Right…”

“You said that. Get on with it, please.” The suspense was killing him.

“Ri- he said that… he told me why you said…what you said.” She finally looked up and made eye contact. “I understand.”

“You do? That’s good. That’s at least one of us.”

“I’m sorry?”

He got up and crossed over to the window. Looking out, he took a minute to gather his thoughts. He’d had days. Days and more contemplation than he ever frankly wanted. “Actually, on second thought, I don’t think you really do understand,” he said as he turned.

“Oh.”

“I meant…that.”

“What?” she said with a very small smile.

“I have to do it again, don’t I?”

She stood and crossed the room until she was right in front of him. “I’m afraid so.”

“Right.” He cleared his throat (for absolutely no reason) then looked her in the eye and said, “I love you, Molly Hooper.”

She expelled a deep breath.

“See? Not forced. No guns or explosives. Just…”

“Us?”

“Just us,” he replied as he took both her hands in his.

“Well, you know how I feel…” she started.

“But you could say it. In person. Without calling me a bastard first.”

“Well, if I must…”

“You must,” he said.

“I love you. I do.”

“Right…”

“You said that already.”

“And there’s the cheek. Do you have anywhere to be?” he asked.

“Right here,” she replied before pulling him close and kissing him senseless.

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Bug Beastformers TFA au bc I can’t stop making TFA aus apparently? Everything is scribble-y and sloppy bc I’m not very experienced in drawing bugs, so apologies for the quality.

Blurr is a Tiger Beetle since they run really fast and sometimes can look shimmery blue so they’re pretty damn perfect. They have some nasty looking mandibles tho. 

Shockwave is a Devil’s Flower Mantis, and Longarm will be an Orchid Mantis. Devil Flower’s Mantises look like real life aliens? Their faces are so freaky looking and I love it ;w;. I have no real reason for Shockwave being a mantis other than I love mantises 

Prompt List

Here is my prompt list! It is organized and labelled! Feel free to send in requests for the numbers and reblog and use for yourself, just give credit where appropriate ;) Enjoy! (I can always add more categories! But this is what I have for now!)

Boyfriend/Girlfriend-

1. “I like your face.” 

2. “You’re too damn overprotective!” 

3. “Stop being so jealous will you?” 

4. “You’re my favorite.” 

5. “Come cuddle me.” 

6. “I just need a hug.” 

7. “I’ll kill the bitch.”

8. “Are you sure you like me?” “One hundred percent.” 

9. “You’re too damn perfect.” 

10. “Why do you send me porn audio messages while I’m in class?” “So you can meet me in detention and we can try that under the desk.” 

11. “Hold my hand so people know we’re dating.”

12. “Did you just lick the side of my face?” “I claimed you.” 

13. ”Okay but if my parents catch us, we’re dead.” 

14. “So we order a bunch of food and pig out?” “Pretty much.” 

15. “Come sit on my lap.” 

16. “Don’t cry, please?” 

17. “There’s no need to shove your tongue down my throat. I just wanted a kiss.”

18. “Your makeup is running. I think I know a way I could help. “

19. “You know I’m here if you need me.” 

20. “I can try to help you with your homework.”

Marriage/Relationship after wedding-

21. “Are you still sure you love me?” “A thousand percent.” 

22. “I can’t tell you enough how beautiful you look in that dress.”

23. “I can’t tell you enough how handsome you look as my groom.”

24. “So who will be the first to get cake smashed in their face?”

25. “We’re so having fun tonight after the ceremony is over.” 

26. “Just wait until I get you back to the hotel.” 

27. “Thank you for loving me no matter what, even though I piss you off a lot.” 

28. “Do you have to spoon so close to me?”

29. “I like this bed sheet.” “It doesn’t matter for me, you take all of the blankets and mattress space anyway.”

30. “Is walking around naked really necessary?”

31. “Watching you do you makeup still turns me on to this day.” 

32. “I still appreciate your lingerie.” 

33. “Can I help you make dinner?” 

34. “What do you want for breakfast?” “Is it pancake Sunday?”

35. “You’re sick, just chill out and let me clean for you.” 

36. “You mixed the reds and the whites! I’m never letting you do laundry ever again!” 

37. “So how about children?” “You think we’re ready for that?” “I’m ready for anything with you.”

38. “Join me in the shower?” 

39. “I’m taking you out tonight, go get ready.” 

40. “You know I’d do anything for you.” 

Pregnancy-

41. “So I have really good news…”

42. “So what do we name him?” “Girl…its a girl.” 

43. “I can feel it moving! Get over here quick!” 

44. “I’m really craving salt and sugar.” “I’ll go get you something from the store.” 

45. “Is there a reason you’re hunched over the toilet bowl?” “I should have told you this sooner…but I’m pregnant…surprise?”

46. “I feel fat.” “But you’re perfect.”

47. “This stomach just makes it harder to cuddle.” 

48. “I love the both of you with all of my heart.” “Actually, the three of us.”

49. “Twins? No that can’t be right.” 

50. “I skipped my period…” “What? No no no…” “Oh my god.” 

51. “So these are the pictures from the doctor’s visit?” “Yeah, that’s our baby right there.” 

52. “Every night at midnight I have to pee I swear.” 

53. “I can’t look at food all of a sudden.” 

54. “That sandwich looks really good right now.” 

55. “At least your boobs are bigger.” “Is that too much?”

56. “I hope the baby has your eyes because they’re beautiful.” 

57. “I think my water just broke.” 

58. “Can you feel it kicking?” 

59. “Um…we need to get to the hospital right now. This child is coming out of me.” 

60. “This hurts so much. We have to use condoms next time, you can never plan this pain as much as you plan for the baby!” 

Children-

61. “Don’t eat that!” 

62. “Mommy will be mad if you do that!” 

63. “Daddy won’t be too happy if you do that!”

64. “I can make you pancakes or waffles for breakfast.” 

65. “Be nice to your sister!” 

66. “Don’t treater your brother like that!” 

67. “No cussing in this house young man/young lady!”

68. “We can go to the park if you do your homework.”

69. “Mommy, Daddy, I want a little sister or brother.” 

70. “Where do babies come from?” 

Sex/Sexual Suggestions-

71. “So how about we take this…down the hall?” “No.” “Oh come on! Please?” 

72. “We haven’t had sex in like a month, you’re just going to tease me like that?”

73. “Aww you’re blushing, but I’d like to make another pair blush.” 

74. “Don’t bite that fucking lip.”

75. “You know you can go faster right?”

76. ”Did you just…really?! Inside me?” 

77. “You’re literally perfect.” 

78. “Did you dress like this all for me?” “You know I did.” “Well let me unwrap you.” 

79. “I could watch you ride me all day.” 

80. “Your head between my legs sounds good right now.” 

81. “If you dressed in a suit I would fuck you as an equivalent to you fucking me in lingerie.” 

82. “You have ten minutes, if my parents hear us or see us we are done for.” 

83. “You’re really cute when you’re bent over and waiting for me.” 

84. “My hand or the belt?” 

85. “Let’s get you cleaned up and I’ll buy you something to eat.” 

86. “What are you doing? That was my favorite shirt, I told you not to tear that.” 

87. “Keep the panties on, I’ve only dreamed of fucking you in that exact pair.” 

88. “Are you sure?” “Yes I trust you with my life.” “Well then get over here.” 

89. “Don’t make too much noise, we wouldn’t want everyone to hear you now would we?” 

90. “Why so much noise? Have you never been fingered before?” “N-no.” “Good let me continue to enlighten you.” 

Vampire-

91. “Why do your eyes look like that?” 

92. “No you can’t be, no no no.” 

93. “So how old are you really?” 

94. “My boyfriend/girlfriend is a vampire.” 

95. “How did you do that? I mean you just changed into something stronger.” 

96. “If we want to be together then you have to tell me the truth, that’s all I ask. I’ve been nothing but truthful to you!”

97. “Y-your teeth. What?” “It’s nothing.” “That isn’t just ‘nothing’ what was that?” 

98. “I think its best if you stayed away from me, you’re nothing but dangerous to me.” 

99. “I’ve thought it over…I want to be with you still. You being a vampire doesn’t change how I feel about you.” 

100. “Tell me everything. You know I soak up history like a sponge.” 

Werewolf-

101. “What is with all the chains?” “You shouldn’t be here.” “I’m just curious. Is something wrong?” 

102. “No! You’re obviously in pain I’m not leaving you!” 

103. “That’s how you break the curse? Oh…my god.” 

104. “Isn’t this going to cause problems between you and I?” 

105. “Your mate? No way.” “But my wolf desires you.” “You’re crazy this isn’t real.” 

106. “I appreciate you protecting me but isn’t it getting to be a little too much?” 

107. “I’ll keep your secret.”

108. “Y-your eyes…they’re beautiful.” 

109. “How many…people have you hurt since you turned?”

110. “I’m not afraid of you. So don’t think I am.” “You should be, you’re stupid if you aren’t.” “I do a lot of stupid things and falling head over heels for a werewolf is one.” 

LISTEN. I KNOW Y'ALL HATE HALSEY BUT YOU CAN’T MAKE FUN OF A N Y O N E FOR HAVING A MISCARRIAGE. THAT’S PROBABLY THE LOWEST OF THE LOW. HALSEY ISN’T PERFECT, I GET THAT BUT Y'ALL ALWAYS MAKE FUN OF HER FOR STUPID SHIT LIKE HAVING AN INDIE VOICE OR HER SONGS BEING TOO POETIC AND FOR HER “NOT BEING BIRACIAL” EVEN THOUGH HER FATHER IS BLACK. Y'ALL CONSTANTLY WHITEWASH THIS WOMAN AND GIVE HER SHIT ALL THE TIME FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. SHE HAD A BABY INSIDE OF HER AND THEN SOMEONE HAD TO TELL HER IT WAS GONE. HOW FUCKED IS THAT. STOP BEIN SO DAMN PETTY AND LIVE YOUR LIFE!!! GO OUTSIDE EAT A POPSICLE FOR ALL I DAMN CARE JUST LEAVE HALSEY ALONE

koehlerhwu  asked:

AIMEE DO THE THING! YOU KNOW YOU NEED TO DO IT SO JUST GET IT DONE. DON'T STOP! YOU MAKE THAT DAMN ROUGH DRAFT AND WORRY ABOUT IT BEING PERFECT LATER.

IM ALMOST DONE WITH SPOTLIGHT PLZ HALP

God I can be so hard on myself, I swear sometimes I feel like I haven’t lost a pound and rely on the scale to make me happy. When I first started losing weight I was happy and positive but lately I’ve just been obsessive and over thinking every aspect of this journey, which is crazy. I went from being overweight, lazy, and unhappy to someone who pushes herself to better herself to someone who always sees the best. But lately I’ve let the scale determine my happiness and that’s not who I want to be. It’s hard not to get addicted to progress, but sometimes you just need to stop and look at how far you’ve come. Physically and spirtually. I go through hell pretty damn often honestly. My life is not perfect nor is it close to it. I use to let it weigh me down so bad. But I have blood flowing through my veins and for that I am happy. I love my life and I love my self. Left - 191 Right - 144 5'4 Vegan; cardio cardio cardio; positive vibes

Fight Club for the Signs
  • Aries: "Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else."
  • Taurus: "God Damn! We just had a near-life experience, fellas."
  • Gemini: "Fuck off with your sofa units and strine green stripe patterns, I say never be complete, I say stop being perfect, I say let... lets evolve, let the chips fall where they may."
  • Cancer: "It's a bridesmaid's dress. Someone loved it intensely for one day, and then tossed it. Like a Christmas tree. So special. Then, bam, it's on the side of the road."
  • Leo: "Forget about what you think you know about life, about friendship, and especially about you and me."
  • Virgo: "It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."
  • Libra: "You have a kind of sick desperation in your laugh."
  • Scorpio: "This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."
  • Sagittarius: "I ran. I ran until my muscles burned and my veins pumped battery acid. Then I ran some more."
  • Capricorn: "I'll bring us through this. As always. I'll carry you - kicking and screaming - and in the end you'll thank me."
  • Aquarius: "You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
  • Pisces: "You met me at a very strange time in my life."

anonymous asked:

Could you do EXO's reaction to you being an idol in a new big girl group and them falling in loving at first sight when they see you sing/dance on stage? Thanks!!

Sorry for the wait. Hope you enjoy~

Suho

“Wow. I have to meet her.” *totally mesmerized by your performance*

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Baekhyun

“She’s so gorgeous”

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Chanyeol

“Woah, she’s amazing.” 

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D.O.

*legit can’t stop smiling as he watches your performance*

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Kai

*Gets really bashful and shy* ”I swear she just looked at me. Did you see that?” 

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Sehun

*Suddenly very self conscious* “Gotta look perfect before she has a chance to see me.” 

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Lay

“Damn. Would you look at her” *only has eyes for you*

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Chen

*gets really into the song because he is just loving you and this performance way too much*

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Kris

“Now this girl is my style.” *Nods approvingly.*

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Tao

“Waah did you see how amazing she was?!” *kinda flipping out over how awesome you were. struggling to contain his excitement*

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Xiumin

“Heello~” *sits on the edge of his seat taking in every note and move you make during your performance*

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Luhan

*incredibly intrigued and excited but hiding it well as he intently watches your performance, already planning what to say when he goes to talk to you afterwards*

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New Bf!Calum would include:
  • Being super shy around you and a total soft spoken gentleman.
  • Holding doors open with beaming smiles
  • Soft smiles when you’re not looking
  • “You look so beautiful today, that shade of lipstick compliments you so well honey.”
  • Skype calls with his elbows on the small hotel desk because he refuses to let you see him at unflattering angles
  • Always being so god damn nervous around you because you’re so perfect to him
  • Deep talks about music and him getting bashful when he feels like he’s gotten to passionate about something and blushing before stuttering
  • “No, don’t stop talking about it, I want to know.” “Really?” “Course I do, it’s fascinating
  • Actually melting on the inside when you pay attention to what he’s saying
  • “So when they do that it’s not actually too complicated? Hm, think you could teach me how then?”
  • The look of surprise on his face causing you to giggle and lean over to kiss him on the cheek because he’s just so damn cute
  • “Thank you for being you.” After a few dates when you’re just in amazement of this beautiful boy
  • Waiting for that first kiss because he wants you to remember everything about it down to the minute hand on the clock because it was that special.
  • Being surprised when you press your lips to his and hold his face in your smaller hands on the fifth date after he walked you up to the door
  • “I had a plan.” “But I had the element of surprise.” “You may be sassier than me.”
  • Finally getting comfortable enough to go on random day dates and hold hands with you when he’s in your city and demanding you show him things only the ‘natives’ know about
  • Inviting you to a concert and telling you that you can wear whatever and sit in the front but you insist that he put you a little farther back on his side that you can truly enjoy the stage and the entire show
  • Showing up with all of the merch you could pack into one outfit and a sign that says I prefer the bassist
  • Calum searching for you most of the night but the lights are really, really bright and it distracts him
  • Finally seeing you with your sign in the air and a CH painted on one cheek with a 96 on the other
  • Stopping in the middle of the song to just take a moment and laugh because you’re so fucking cute and he’s sure you’re going to be around for a while
  • “Calum, why the fuck did you stop playing.”
  • “I just see our number one fan, look at all that merch she’s got on. Absolutely adorable.”
  • Your heart melting as he turns towards his side of the stage in the middle of beside you because that song is so important to him and he wants to dedicate to you and when it’s over he holds up a heart and smiles so wide in your direction and you know it’s for you
  • Kissing him so passionately after he comes off stage with your hands on his cheeks and a huge smile making your teeth bump together as he holds your hips
  • “You did so great, I’m so proud.” “I expected a really tight, designer dress tonight.” “To a concert? Why buy merch if you’re not going to sport it at the concert” “I should pay you back for that, must have cost you an arm and a leg.” “Don’t even think about it, just buy me dinner tonight and we’re even.”
  • Hanging out in his hotel room when he’s in your city the first few times but after he’s been back a few times you insist he stays at your house.
  • Your first night spent together you don’t even sleep you just kiss all night and talk and giggle and listen to music in your comfiest clothes
  • Visiting calum for the first time in a random city that he flew you out to and learning about a new culture as he shows you around and explains things
  • Not having sex until you’re at least five months in because he’s determined to know you so well that when it comes to sex there’s not a chance he can fuck up because he’s in love with you
  • Realizing he’s in love with you when a native elderly couple from the city your visiting asks you to take a picture of them and you take several shots of them and start a conversation about how long the couple had been married and accepting there advice with a gracious smile
  • He doesn’t even hesitate to blurt it out when you turn back to him and hold your hand out, he just says it
  • “I love you.” “I love you, too, Calum.” “Really?” “Of course, silly boy, now come here and give me a kiss, I want to know what kissing feels like when you’re in love.”

 this is way too long, fuck

#a wild passionate latino lover appears

Okay but think about it, all four of them have absolutely gorgeous smiles I mean..

Calum

His eyes are so bright and i just die

Like this mother fucker 

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And Luke, his smile just makes my heart hurt so much

He does that little thing with his tongue that makes girls weak

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Like god damn this boy is killer

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And fucking Mikey, he has this cute little smile like he’s being shy

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And his teeth are so damn perfect how

His mouth his so kissable and sorry im getting off topic but his damn smile

Originally posted by anstar689

And then we fucking have Ashton. Damn his smile

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his dimples are so deep i cant see the bottom

Like damnit boy your smile makes me weak everytime 

I hope these boys never ever stop smiling 

neodiji  asked:

Hi, I'm NeoDiji. You probably know me as "that crazy blogger," or "that weird annoying ball of bad puns." My favorite color is blue -- or maybe purple. I can't decide. I'm so indecisive. I also can't decide between SorMik and SuzaLulu because, yeah, I'm currently obsessed with SorMik but SuzaLulu has been a steady love interest for a decade or so by now. Can't really compare. I like mint chocolate chip ice-cream. AND YES, I HAVE A CAT, HIS NAME IS NECTAR AND HE IS PERFECT AND I LUFFLES HIM, @_@

Hi @neodiji! I know you more as “damn, they have so many good ideas” and “I can’t stop laughing bc that’s funny as shit” :) Don’t worry about being indecisive; I can’t decide either whether I like blue or green better (or turquoise, thanks Mikleo). Same here with the ultimate OTP: UsUk has been in my life for 6 years, I will probably never give them up, but SorMik is my new love. Brownie or dark chocolate ice cream for me! I HAVE 2 CATS AND A DOG AND I LOVE THEM SO MUCH