Ok so episode 7 is really great like victor sleeping on yuuri,
guang-hong pouting face (which is so friggin adorable), fairy-alike
young victor, cute little chris, down precious leo cheered up and
consoled by his coach, still emo georgi, crying messed up yuuri,
victuuri being gay kissing in front of audience, phICHIT IS WINNING!!!
THIS IS!!! SO!!!! IMPORTANT!!!!!, AND IN THE NEXT EPISODE PREVIEW WE GET
TO SEE MY SMOL ANGRY RUSSIAN SON BEING SO EXTREMELY BEAUTIFUL AND
PRECIOUS AND ALL MY BABY YOU GROW UP SO FAST (ps: how to stop watching and being emo towards ep 7 pls tell me)
*shows up to the Grammys lookin good af, winged liner sharp enough to kill a man, happy af, excited and greatful af, puts on a beautiful performance, enjoyin the night with her boyfriend*
*sittin on the broken couch, popcorn down your mayonnaise stained shirt* "lmao 12 years old!!!Capri Sun!!! Bed time!!!"
noooOOooo stop being so cute
-ω- !! the only amazing one here is you!! I know it’s taken me a century & a half to reply which I’m very sorry about! unfortunately, I don’t think I’ll ever get better at replying on time
￣_￣; but hopefully you’re not too annoyed at me!
I hope you like this & stay amazing!
recording you two having sex
complete with cute close ups & her mumbling; “ah, is this thing on? is it working? I hope your beauty picks up properly on camera”
which is what the locked folder on her laptop contains
only fany knows why it’s really locked
the others think it’s just files about her next solo comeback
if only they knew
leaving marks is her specialty
being called “queen” is a requirement
positions where she can see your face, to watch it scrunch up in pleasure
being complimented. even though she’ll act annoyed or embarrassed, she really takes your words to heart & something about your care for her makes her want to fuck you against the wall?? does that make sense??
teasing you under the table at dinner parties, hand riding higher and higher up your thigh
but if you dare do the same, you best believe queen sica will punish you so hard, making you regret it & never do it again
you sitting on her face
positions with you on top are her fav; seeing your facial expressions and body on top of hers just turn her on so freaking much, it’s ridiculous
lowkey mommy kink
“do you want mommy to eat you out, baby?” she asks, voice thick with lust
tying you up
over stimulation (on your behalf)
mirror sex so she can stare at that booty but also see your cum face
teasing e.g stripteases that last way too long for your sanity
orgasm denial (on your behalf)
hearing you beg
loves when you surprise her & take control, tying her up & controlling what happens to her
pretends like she hates that though
and dominates the next time you two do it
likes to maintain the dominant role
but secretly she’s so sub bc she loves you & you make her weak
sex games i.e bets where the loser strips for the winner/last one to finish cleaning has to eat the other out/etc
dirty talk (the kind that makes you feel small, humiliated & filthy)
spanking (both ways)
praising her (on anything; looks, her smile, her ootd, just anything)
kind of public places i.e bathroom of some house party/storage room in sm/etc
giving you oral while you’re on the phone to a friend
then being a lil shit by asking “hey, did you think that (y/n) sounded weird on the phone the other day? I wonder if she’s coming down with a cold?” to that friend while you turn cherry red & glare at her
might not admit this readily but: getting babied/pampered/little girl scenarios, made her weak
passionate dry humping
complete with heated kisses
hearing “I love you”
“you’re so beautiful”
“you performed well today. you really showed how hard you’ve been practicing”
just sweet, romantic words in general will get her so hot & bothered tbh
Even’s feelings towards Isak at this point - We know he saw him on the ‘first day of school’ but was he falling in love at this point? How did he feel about Sonja? Was Even confused about his feelings for Sonja because of his feelings for Isak or did he just know it was time to move on?
Isak - He is opening himself up. He takes the time to get to know this boy, befriend him. Isak, who had always blocked out, shut down or denied any homosexual feelings that he had if someone so much as asked. His conversation with Eskild talking about the cute guy from tinder, as if he was offended to be asked if the giy was cute. Isak was discovering parts of himself he didnt know he had - Thanks to Even.
I think this relationship is beautiful. Mental Health doesnt stop couples being together. Just because you’re feeling things for someone doesnt mean you have go dive head first out of the closet. Minute by Minute as Isak said. Evak are everything.
❝ Congrats. You are a rich white girl. ❞ ❝ Meant to be. ❞ ❝ Oh god, I’m gonna die a hetro. ❞ ❝ That’s it. Get in the octagon, you bitch. ❞ ❝ I’m going to shove a XXL shrek dildo up your ass. ❞ ❝ The only thing I need is black coffee to fill my darkened soul. ❞ ❝’He’s nice’ is code for ‘his dick was in my mouth’. ❞ ❝ Shove a flaming mailbox up their puny asshole. ❞ ❝ And I have 99 ways to kill you, but I’m not bragging. ❞ ❝ Can someone please murder me? ❞ ❝ I look like a tanned, wrinkly walnut. ❞
❝ I’m married to jesus, you fuck. ❞ ❝ That’s it. I’m kidnapping you. ❞
❝ I love you, but you’re seriously a dumbass. ❞ ❝ You’re breaking my achy breaky heart. ❞ ❝ Stop being so cute and talented. It pisses me off. ❞ ❝ To see the boner, you must first be the boner. ❞ ❝ Satan was the most beautiful angel. He had the most beautiful barf. I’m sure. ❞ ❝ Dark humor isn’t everybody’s cup of liquidized dead baby. ❞ ❝ I’d say ‘mark me down as scared and horny’, but I don’t get scared. Just horny. ❞ ❝ Bitch, give me my fucking McMuffin or so help me, I will shove this fucking gun up your ass and fire it. ❞ ❝ My ass is great, but I am not. ❞ ❝ I will rip out your eyes and feed them to you. ❞ ❝ No, I’m not buying a virtual dildo. ❞ ❝ Why am I way more hardcore? I want answers. ❞ ❝ That’s more unrealistic than world peace. ❞ ❝ You know what else is really hard? My dick. ❞ ❝ What’s the opposite of excellent? Gay? ❞ ❝ Were you here when we talked about dick suckers anonymous? ❞ ❝ That sounds like a you problem. ❞ ❝ May the pussy spirit possess you. ❞ ❝ I wish my uterus wasn’t such a little bitch. ❞ ❝ I proudly have no dick. ❞ ❝ God, I just love talking shit about people. ❞ ❝ I’m so cute though that I’m pretty sure I’d be forgiven for murder. ❞ ❝ May the gay be with us. ❞ ❝ Get your ass back here. ❞ ❝ My kink is vengeance and equality. ❞ ❝ Go suck Donald Trump’s moldy dick. ❞ ❝ Dweeb means ‘dick with eyebrows’ so you’re calling someone a walking penis. ❞ ❝ There is no con, you whore. ❞ ❝ I’m not a ho, I’m a slut. ❞ ❝ Pinch my cheeks and I’ll bite your finger off. ❞ ❝ Stab him. ❞ ❝ I have never appreciated being nippled more. ❞ ❝ I’m so gay. ❞ ❝ I will fucking fight you. ❞ ❝ Go suck a dick, but with love. ❞ ❝ Listen bitch. ❞ ❝ I say some bombass shit. ❞ ❝ Oh, that person is dead. Sucks for them. ❞ ❝ Fry me, daddy. ❞ ❝ Are we telling God to fry us? ❞ ❝ I know what I said, bitch ass hoe. ❞
losing all your favourite underwear to your period and then having to sit through a week of men telling you how disgusting periods are
feeling proud of your body for about 2 seconds before some dickweed decides you need to be "put in your place" for feeling confident
wearing those shoes even though they rub blisters and make your feet ache and bleed just because they're cute
spending thousands of dollars buying pads and tampons in your lifetime and then having to hide said pads and tampons out of shame because "periods are just so dirty"
comparing yourself to every single beautiful girl you see even though you know it's unhealthy and wanting to stop but not being able to because it's so ingrained
having opinions on political and social matters that are important to you and then being told by men that your opinions don't matter because you're just a woman and you don't know what you're talking about anyway
taking off your bra/underwear/jeans and having red, painful marks on your body from the way the fabric pinched into your skin all day
having your anxiety levels shoot through the roof when walking alone at night or in the dark or in any place that is isolated and secluded
being made fun of for liking things that other girls like while simultaneously being mocked for liking things that other girls don't like because apparently you're just trying too hard to stand out
walking into a department store during winter to find warm clothes and only finding sheer long sleeved shirts and $200 sweaters that you can't afford and that wouldn't keep anyone warm anyway
asking people not to touch you and then being called a frigid bitch/prude for not wanting to be touched
having to fit into one of the two categories girls are given (the bad girl who smokes cigarettes and doesn't take any shit and has no emotions and sleeps with anyone or the innocent good girl who is quiet and shy and blushes every time men look at her) and not feeling satisfied with either category but you're not allowed to be both because that would just be ridiculous
don’t you hate it when your crush’s beautiful brown eyes are shining and his cheekbones and jawline are so sharp that they could cut you in half and he gets that haircut you love so damn much recently and he blushes because he is insecure about his braces being visible when he laughs but you think it’s HELLA cute and ughh. like boy, stop it please.
aaron laughing at faith is so cute?? he just loves people smiling and being happy????? and then being glared at by chas and instantly trying to stop himself like a cheeky child I’M LIVING THIS IS SO PRECIOUS
• he sometimes just loses himself and just stares at you and admires your beauty
• but when you look at him and you’re like “hm? something wrong?”
• he’s like “hA. nO. u KLUTZ. A PIECE OF UR HAIR ISN’T TIED UP IN UR PONYTAIL. here let me help u. ha. haa.”
• you guys take really awkward selfies it’s just, so cute. it’s the cutest. everyone loves them.
• “IF YOU GUYS DON’T FUCKING STOP RIGHT NOW- i wont babysit your child when y'all get married and have kids, so, keep being cute. ill be the best goddamn uncle ever. your kids are gonna be super cute with huge ass eyes” - taeyong…and probably yuta.
• kissing doyoung is always so quick and rushed bc doyoung gets flustered easily
• but when it isn’t rushed and when he’s got the whole “what do i have to lose?” or the “i love this girl so much” attitude, he’s super passionate and tender and sweet and gentle and ugh it makes you melt
• he once made you cry, like, a lot, once.
• not gonna go into extreme details but it involved him being stubborn and being too stubborn to apologize to you.
• that is until he found you in the practice room crying your poor little heart out.
• he gave you a super sweet hug and hugged you really tight and when you calmed down, he cupped your cheeks and kissed you super softly and said small “sorry"s in between kisses and you forgave him bc, how can you not.
• “let’s never fight again”
• “yeah. agreed.”
• but the next week y'all fought over green m&m’s so it’s like ???? but y'all still cute.
• YOUR FIRST KISS W DOYOUNG. OK THIS IS A FUNNY STORY.
• “are u cold?”
• “no, well, maybe, im kinda numb”
• it was snowing and y'all started dating a few months ago but training and everything got in the way so y'all just got some time alone and decided to sit out on a bench, in the snow, in below freezing temperature, very smart.
• doyoung wanted to be cool and give you his coat or something but HE WAS COLD TOO. LIKE. SO COLD.
• so he just, used the next best thing
• he kissed you really awkwardly, like, he didnt even, move his body he just turned his head, but his lips were super soft but FREEZING COLD and you went all red and started burning up and freaking out, so in the moment, you forgot that in order to kiss someone, you gotta kiss them back.
• so doyoung really quickly disconnected from your lips and was like “IM- SO SORRY”
• and you were like “OH MY GOD NO I LIKED IT”
• and he was like “wait you did?”
• and you nodded
• and doyoung started smiling and laughing a lot and was like “then, uh, can i try again?”
• and you were like “OF COURSE”
• “are u gonna kiss back this time or-”
• he talks too much, so you just kissed him first and cut him off and his hands naturally wrapped around your waist and it was a really ejdjfjfk experience.
• his lock screen was a picture of himself. bc he didn’t want anyone to tease him for having you as his lock screen.
• SOOOO, you were his home screen :“)
• but johnny was like "dude you can’t do that you gotta embrace your bae”
• so his lock screen changed to a really awkward pic you two took together, but you looked good in it so he didn’t care or notice how awkward he looked.
• ohhhh but the other members did and they wouldn’t let the boy live his life in peace after that.
• but he was happy that you were now on both his lock screen and home screen.
• “who’s ur favorite nct member”
• “isn’t it obvious- it’s jaehyun”
• “woW. I hAVE NEVER BEEN SO oFFENDED??? whYDO i BOTHER.”
• you tease doyoung a lot like
• he’d do something stupid like, put popsicles in the microwave instead of the fridge bc he was zoning out and you’d be like
• “this is why 부릉부릉 (booroong booroong?? idk the american name lol) was a failure.”
• you ask him to sing for you a lot and he’s always singing so he’s like “k.”
• his voice is so soothing that it helps you go to sleep.
• anOther. cuTE. stoRY.
• one time you woke up from this really scary nightmare and you were sweating and panting and you were about to cry
• doyoung woke up like “hoLY- WHAT HAPPENED ARE YOU OK”
• and you just hugged him super tight and asked him to sing for you
• and that’s exactly what he did, he hugged you back, layed back in bed, and sang for you.
• walks in the park
• it took him literally the longest time for him to get comfortable holding your hand
• it took donghyuck/haechan dressing up as a girl and pretending to be you
• donghyuck dressing up as a girl, pretending to be you, pressuring him to hold his hand, and all the members pressuring him, has traumatized him greatly.
• but now he loves holding your hand but, he doesn’t do it often, bc he’s still kind of shy
• kissing in public? lol who dis
• doyoung may not kiss you in the general public, but he does kiss you in front of the members, but they’re not, hardcore make out sessions, just cute, soft ones that are longer than 3 seconds.
• the members find it disgusting bc no one is a fan of pda that’s not coming from themselves and their s/o so they’re always like “GET A ROOM PLEASE Y'ALL GROSS”
• doyoung gets jealous but he doesn’t get too possessive or protective. he doesn’t become a mom, or make you feel uncomfortable.
• he very often feels insecure about you finding someone better and someone who’ll love you more than him, and when he feels like that, he becomes a little more affectionate.
• he’d all of the sudden start kissing your neck and you’d be like “why are you suddenly so affectionate?”
• “because i love you, um, duh?”
• doyoung tells you everything
• like, everything like
• “OK. NCT 127 IS DEBUTING SOON SO, GET YOUR VOICE READY TO DO SOME CHANTING.”
• “TAEIL’S OST IS GREAT. BECAUSE OF YOU. IT’S CALLED BECAUSE OF YOU. LISTEN TO IT. IT’S GREAT.”
• “i’m so sorry but i drank your sprite.”
• he gives you all the details about everything when you ask him
• he loves talking and you love listening to him
• you guys have the funniest/deepest convos after 12 am
• sometimes you guys are so tired that you’re talking about why mice are attracted to the scent cheese
• and sometimes you guys get so deep that you feel like you guys figured out the secrets of the illuminati.
• you video chat doyoung a lot and he doesn’t want to be disturbed so he always goes into a quiet room, and if there isn’t a quiet room, he goes into the closet, or the bathroom
• doyoung sends the longest text messages, or the most confusing text messages, there’s no in between.
• it’s either “yes, i know but what if it’s not like that and it’s like this, like i said a thousand times before? ok look-” and continuing, or “mhm, yup.”
• you send him pictures of him that you find online, with heart emojis and he gets super flustered and gets into a good mood for the whole day
• one time you said, as a joke, that you liked rappers more than vocals.
• he stayed up all night learning how to rap.
• he got a kiss from you when he told you what he did and you were like “aw sweet baby u really care about me ily”
• Y'ALL SURPRISINGLY DONT SAY I LOVE YOU TO EACH OTHER AS OFTEN AS PEOPLE WOULD THINK.
• it’s kind of like, when you’re both super happy, when one of you are super happy, when you’re both super in love, when one of you are super in love w the other, or the morning when y'all get up after sexy time ;“)))
• sexy time w doyoung is super loud
• and he wraps his hands around your wrist or, anywhere and everywhere.
• he loves it when you take over and you’re dominant. you guys take turns but he likes it more when you’re in control.
• OK DOYOUNG CANT COOK FOR SHIT.
• SO EITHER YOU COOK AND DUMP IN A SHIT LOAD OF MSG, EAT TAKE OUT, OR ORDER PIZZA OR CHICKEN.
• you hang out w jaemin, jisung, and jeno bc THEY CUTE.
• doyoungs like "no don’t do that they’re all rude children, except jisung and jeno.”
• yuta is very supportive of you two, but he’s always like “SAFE SEX. DON’T GET PREGGOS. HAHAHAHA”
• “yuta stop” -hansol
• you wear doyoungs sweaters a lot and they’re all soft and big
• doyoung likes to hug you/cuddle when you’re wearing his sweaters bc you look so cute
• “doyoung ur skin is so ni c e”
• you touch his skin a lot like, his hands, his cheeks, they’re so soft and nice and smooth and, how.
• you guys laugh a lot at really stupid things that only the two of you would find entertaining
• “YOU REALLY DO LOOK LIKE A BUNNY” is the first actual thing you said to doyoung besides simple “hello"s and "how are you?"s before the two of you started dating.
• he fell in love with your laugh and your sarcasm and your kind little heart, and your confidence to yell at him saying that he really looks like a bunny before you two became close.
• oh yeah you’re both really sarcastic towards other people but really genuine towards each other.
i used to think compliments were very special things and was careful not to overuse them, but nowadays i just throw them at everyone. cashier has cute hair? i tell her. someone wears nice shoes? i tell them. that colour of lipstick? hella rad and you can be sure i’ll let you know.
and peoples’ smiles are so worth it, i’m pretty sure i’ll never stop
Just look at this for a minute or two. Just look at all of the details. How Tom smiles at her with such fondness. How he lightly hugs her as though scared to scare or break her. How he lightly grabs her hand as though she were a princess. How he bends over as though to protect her from the cold wind. Things like this, are what makes you think about how he would treat his own child, a little girl none the less. How much he would purely adore her with every fiber of his being, treat her like the most important princess in all the nine realms. These moments, these amazing moments, are what draw us to him, are what make us adore him so much, are what make us want to love him so fiercely. These types of things are what makes him such a beautiful human being and such a wonderful man.
like “here goes nothing”??? NO lance it’s not nothing i’m so proud of you!!!!
“GET SOME OF THIS” pidge holy shit what are you like 14? cut down some of the sass jk never stop, i love you pidge,
ok i gotta address the elephant in the room: keith and lance have their-NOPE NOT YET LET’S TALK ABOUT HOW GOOD ALLURA LOOKS. SHE’S BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE HER.
new worlds??? i love the underwater world so much, but there’s also the weird techy tree? and the creepy but also kinda cute monster that was by shiro
nEW ALLIES??? please be one of the old paladins please be one of the old paladins they’re probably not, but either way i’m so excited!!!!! and keith is the one who found them? NICE.
so zarkon knows how to track team voltron hmmm?? ok who else thinks it’s because of shiro’s galra arm
MY MAN HUNK looks so good, as usual i pray that you’re not used as comic relief this season. you’re more than just the food guy hunk and i love you. GIVE ME HUNK DOING SMART THINGS AGAIN. and strong things too bc he’s even stronger than shiro please
“there is no place in this universe beyond my vision’s reach” damn that’s terrifying. please stay safe my kids i’m looking at you shiro
seriously shiro please stay safe, i see you taking on zarkon. we need our space dad alive. the last thing we need is this mysterious ally replacing you. if anyone else is gonna pilot the black lion, PLEASE let allura do it
CORAN!! sadly, there’s not much going on with him but i missed him
ok so yea lance and keith have their shirts off. freak out. get excited. it’d be cool for klance to be canon but i doubt it’ll happen :(
tbh they probably were in the shower or had just come back from training