Bing: Alright, alright, can you all stop being so touchy and cuddly for a second and focus on more important things? Matt, I must speak with you…
Bing: Matt, this is a device that allows you to control Tom’s actions.
Matt: Uhh… Tom is a person, not a puppet? What is this?
Bing: Pfft, don’t get the wrong idea! This only controls his headpiece! While in that operation room, I decided to make some readjustments and I made this remote to come along with it. Tom is still his own individual! I’ve just added some functions that will make him even more powerful!
Matt: Uh, okay?
Bing: Let me show you all the functions! We’ve got power, the battery, sleep mode (which will recharge the headpiece), that red button there will wake him up, the settings and ??? buttons with allow you to change the color of the headpiece, including the brightness and such… And we have the self destruct button but that’s not important, ahahah!!
Matt: Wait, what?
Bing: Oh, psssh!! That function will only be useful if Tom is giving you a hard time!
Tom: Uhh, what about “Project M”?
Bing: Only press that button when its absolutely needed! Now, chop chop! Go find that tall criminal! I want you two to bring him back to me alive, got it?
Matt: Bing, I really don’t think we need this controller…
Bing: Take it, I insist!
Bing: Go now, and find Edd Gold…