stop being fabulous with your face

Lucky Day - Z.H.

A/N: I feel like everyone was swerving (or at least thinking about it) into Zach’s lane after the music video dropped soooo I wrote some Zach fluff. I think we need it.
Also, I’m thinking about taking requests but idk if I should do it lol.

It was just a normal day at the Why Don’t We house. The boys finally had a free day after travelling back and forth and filming the music video for their newest song. Although you had been on set with them while they were shooting, you still hadn’t seen the final cut. So when Daniel announced that the editor finished, you rushed downstairs to watch it, excited to see how it had turned out.


You had met the boys back in December while walking through the streets of Los Angeles. You had lived there your whole life yet you never got bored of the city. You were too lost in your thoughts to watch where you were going. Only when you heard a scream followed by some mumbling did you look up. Cursing yourself for being so clumsy, you looked up, your eyes widening and cheeks turning red. You had managed to spill the coffee you were carrying on a guys’ shirt and judging from his expression he wasn’t all too happy about it. Next to him stood four older boys and you could tell they were trying their hardest not to laugh. You zoned out once again, staring at the group. How can they be so cute?

“You just spilled your coffee on my shirt. On my white shirt might I add. And now you’re just standing there gawking at me stupidly.”

That seemed to shake you out of your trance. With an eye roll you turned your heads towards the boy again and said “Who are you calling stupid? You ran into me, it’s not my fault you weren’t looking where you were going.”

You felt bad for being mean, you knew he wasn’t the one to blame but the tone of his voice just put you on edge. And you certainly wouldn’t let him get away with calling you stupid. Who did he think he was?
His friends couldn’t hold it in any longer and started laughing hysterically. A small giggle escaped your mouth as well. That just seemed to anger the boy in front of you more, resulting in him glaring at you. If looks could kill, you would have been 20 feet under the ground by now. What’s his problem anyways? It’s not like I killed his puppy or anything.

“You need to calm down, dude. It’s just a coffee stain.” the blonde one said.

The guy with the curls looked at you. “What’s your name?” How does he get his hair so curly? It can’t be natural, right?

“I’m (Y/N). Are those curls real?”

The guys all laughed at your bluntness, well expect the grumpy head who was still shooting daggers your way. Good thing he’s cute.

“I can tell we’re gonna be good friends.”


You never would have guessed that your clumsiness could work out in your favour but here you were 8 months later. You’ve been there through it all and you couldn’t be more proud to call these boys your best friends. You hung out with them every day and they even brought you on tour with them. You’re incredibly close to all of them. Except Zach. He still didn’t like you but you couldn’t blame him. You two really didn’t have the best start after all. Still, that didn’t stop you from having a crush on him. Stupid, right? But you couldn’t control your feelings.

You were sitting in the kitchen reading when all the boys walked in with a laptop, ready to show you the video. To say you were excited would be an understatement. You were crapping your pants. The huge smile didn’t leave your face for one second and when it ended you couldn’t help but let out a small squeal, jumping around like a little kid on Christmas.

“It’s amazing! The editor did such a great job and you guys just look fabulous. The fans are gonna love it! Seriously, you all look so happy and don’t even get me started on the outfits. And Corbyn, oh my god, the glasses, ughh I-“

“Would you stop being so damn cute?” Zach cut off your rambling and you froze. Did he just call you cute? No, you probably heard wrong. You turned to him trying to form a sentence that would make sense and not sound like you just lost a few brain cells.

The other guys looked at each other, deciding to leave you and Zach alone to talk about whatever happened only a few seconds prior. You just kept looking at Zach, your heart beating like crazy. Don’t get your hopes up (Y/N), don’t let him see the effect he has on you. You could tell he was growing uncomfortable so you tried to say something but the only thing that came out was a very intelligent “What?” Real smooth, (Y/N), great job.

Your blushing cheeks and discomfort made Zach smile a bit. He also didn’t miss the hopeful look in your eyes when you turned around. That gave him the confidence he needed and after taking a deep breath he said “Stop being so cute, it’s driving me crazy. It makes me wanna do things that I shouldn’t do.” He took a step towards you and looked you in the eyes.

“Like what?” you whispered shakily, not trusting your voice.

“Like this.” And with that he wrapped his arms around you, pulling you into him and closing the gap between you. The kiss was short and sweet but it still made you feel all warm, sending your heart into overdrive.

With your eyes still closed you felt Zach leaning his forehead against yours. “I really like you and I hope you like me too. If you don’t, well, then I just made this whole situation between us even more awkward then it already was.”

Chuckling lightly, you opened your eyes. “I guess it’s your lucky day then.”

He smiled the most beautiful smile you had ever seen and wrapped his arms around you, hugging you tightly and shouting at the boys that yes, you liked him back.

My Reactions To The BMP Characters

Since you guys seemed to really like the SLBP reaction post I made, I decided to make another one. xD

Wilfred

Before: Ehhh he’s kinda basic and his eyes are creep-

OH


WAIT WHY IS HE


HE’S EATING THE BOOTY LIKE GROCERIES THIS EARLY WHAT


okay he got cockblocked thank god


After: *Bought all of his routes in the non PARTY version and is disappointed when he doesn’t frickle frackle with the MC two seconds into an episode*

How


How did this happen

Keith

Before: He’s too much tsun not enough dere me no likey

After: I love you but when you sing it sounds like satan screeching stop

Roberto

Before: His pickup lines make my eyes roll back into my head speaking of eyes his are fREAKING HUGE but he’s my wingman so it’s coo


After: YOU POOR THING I’LL BE YOUR MOMMY FROM NOW ON

if you’ll be my daddy

Joshua

Before: WELL WELL AREN’T YOU JUST A LIL BITCH


After: YOU ARE SUCH A CINNAMON ROLL AND YOU LOVE RICE BALLS MORE THAN ME BUT IDGAF


Glenn


Before: omfg he has a little brother and his eyes are the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen omggg I’m dead already


After: hE’S A CHILDHOOD FRIEND, HAS A LITTLE BROTHER, AND IS AN AWKWARD TURTLE LIKE ME IT’S A THREE WAY COMBO I’M SHOOK

Edward


Before: You’re so niceee tho, I like the assholes I like your hair boner tho

After: YOU ARE TOO INTENSE FOR MY SOUL MAN OPRAH AIN’T GOT NOTHIN ON YOU 


Claude


Before: I hate you I hate you I hATE YOU KILL THIS PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE BITCH WITH FIRE


After: 


You 


You weren’t supposed to be nice


You were supposed to be a dick


How did I end up liking you


You pullin some voodoo shit on my ass I swear


Does your prince/gay lover know that you are playing around with black magic sir


Alberto


Before:  You look like every male teacher I have ever had TEACH YOUR PRINCE/SON/DOGE BETTER PICKUP LINES MISTER HE HAS NO GAME

After: Your relationship with Robbie is 10/10 me and my mom except her tracking device is way better get on her level Al


Luke

Before: Stop sucking up to your douchey prince and love me like I love your fabulous hair


After: YOU’RE SUCH AN ADORABLE LITTLE CHICKEN NUGGET I WANT  TO SAVE YOU FROM THE ABUSE KEITH IS GIVING YOU #PRAYFORLUKE


Jan


Before: I think you’re the first butler I’ve seen who isn’t screaming, blushing, or being a bitch YES I’M STARING AT YOU CLAUDE FUCK YOU CLAUDE


After: Okay okay but how do I know if he’s being friendly or lowkey wants to pin me down on the table and sit on my face I’m good either way js


Yu


Before: YES A LOVE TRIANGLE FIGHT OVER ME BOYS AND SUFFER


After: I UNDERSTAND YOUR PAIN BUT STOP TRYNA TAKE ME AWAY FROM MY BB GLENN HE IS MY HUSBAND WE ARE GETTING MARRIED AND WE’RE GOING TO HAVE CHIPOTLE BOWLS INSTEAD OF A WEDDING CAKE


Louis


Before: Eh he’s kind of boring and he, Claude, and Yu seem to be long lost triplets


After: HOW AR EYOU SO PRECIOUS LOOKING AT YOU JUST CLEANSES MY SOUL WHERE WERE YOU WHEN JESUS WAS REINCARNATED WHY ARE YOU NOT JESUS YOU’RE SO PURE I CAN’T


Zain


Before: ZAYN MALIK WHO oh wow ur hot

After: oh wow ur hot and you have mommy issues








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Blind HC: disabled!reader x Warren Worthington III

Originally posted by claracivry

Being blind and dating Peter Maximoff would include:

  • you may be blind, but your telepath skills are a way around it
  • you’d look into Warren’s mind to see your closet and choose an outfit for the day
  • “Okay, babe, pick away,” Warren would say with a grin on his face
  • he love, love, loved that he could help you see
  • he would literally do anything for you
  • “Are you sure about that shirt with those pants?”
  • “WARREN JUST SHUT UP AND STOP BLINKING YOU ARE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE”
  • “You look stunning… I can’t believe you’re mine”
  • “I know! Don’t I look fabulous?!”
  • him smiling from ear to ear at your reaction
  • “Ware?”
  • “Yeah, babe?”
  • “Can you look into the mirror so I can see your beautiful face?”
  • He’d blush like crazy because he still isn’t used being complimented
  • he’s such a freakin’ softy ugh you gotta love him
  • One of the best things about looking into his brain is looking at the memories of you two together
  • Every date you go on, he takes videos in selfie mode of the two of you so you can see you two as a couple instead of just looking at yourself through his eyes

Originally posted by loveviral

  • Each time he touched you, your body would be so responsive and you’d feel everything x10 since you were naturally focused on his touch rather than his appearance
  • “Ware?”
  • “Yeah?”
  • “I love your wings. Like, they’re so fluffy and so pretty, ugh, lemme touch ‘em!” you said as you turned over on the bed to face him while making grabby hands in his direction
  • cue blushy-mess-Warren part 2 
  • he’d wrap you up in his wings and cuddle closer to you, nuzzling his head in the crook of your neck
  • stroking his wings always made him feel a love he never felt before
  • he really, truly loved you and you really, truly loved him

Being Clint Barton’s daughter, and dating Peter would include…

(Requested)

  • Bird puns. So many bird puns
  • “Y/n, stop it with the puns, please.”
  • “Whatever tweaks your beak, Dad.”
  • Inheriting Clint’s extremely dry sarcasm and fabulous sass
  • Clint teaching you the legendary art of vent-climbing
  • “You’ve got to memorise all of the twists and turns. Or else you might get stuck up there forever.”
  • Scaring the absolute shit out of the other Avengers when your face randomly pops out from one of their vents
  • “And we’ll need to- holy fu-”
  • “No bad words please, Mr. Fury.”
  • Clint ‘accidentally’ missing a shot or two, when you’re training with Peter
  • “Whoops, my bad.”
  • “Dad, you literally just avoided impaling Peter’s head with an arrow.”
  • Shopping for groceries with Clint, which never end very well
  • “Thor said to get pop-tarts, Dad.”
  • “Yeah, but Steve said to only get healthy foods.”
  • “But Tony wants his rich-people food, like croquembouche.”
  • “Croque- what?”
  • “Sam wants bacon though.”
  • “Screw it, they can order pizza.”
  • Archery competitions with your dad, which never end, since both of you are too stubborn to lose
  • “I demand a rematch!”
  • “Guys, please, you’ve been going at this for nearly sixteen hours straight.”
  • Peter living in constant fear of your dad one day skewering him with an arrow
  • Assuring Clint that while he’s not your favourite Avenger, he’s definitely your favourite dad
  • “What do you mean I’m not your favourite Avenger?”
  • “Are you joking? Have you seen how bad-ass Natasha is?”
  • Natasha being your unofficial big-sister-aunt
  • Helping your dad create new types of arrows
  • “How about an arrow that toasts bread?”
  • Tony helping you to pull pranks on the team, mainly Steve
  • “Does anybody know who stuck my shield to the ceiling?”
  • Arm wrestles with Clint and Natasha
  • Baking food that may or may not be edible with Wanda
  • “Is the cake supposed to be green?”
  • Stealing Clint’s bow whenever you lose yours
  • Sometimes just snoozing on the couch with your (Usually on top of or across) dad
  • And Natasha always makes sure to take pictures for future blackmail 
Winter Break: Part Thirteen

Summary: Your brother, Sebastian Stan, is taking you for a little vacation and internship scouting with him on the set of Captain America: Civil War. On the trip, interesting friendships are made, and Spider-Man doesn’t stay your least favorite superhero.


Characters: Sebastian Stan, Chris Evans, Anthony Mackie, Tom Holland, Scarlett Johansson, Chadwick Boseman, Robert Downey Jr., Paul Rudd, Daniel Bruhl, Don Cheadle, Elizabeth Olsen, Jeremy Renner, Paul Bettany, Emily VanCamp


Word Count: 2.3k

A/N: enjoy guys, sorry I didn’t post yesterday. this part was inspired by an anon suggestion and it was sort of fun to write although I didn’t really know what Cards Against Humanity was. enjoy (:

Originally posted by sebjpeg

“Wanna play a game?”


You blink. “What?”


Your calculus textbook sat heavily in your lap, the glossary section underlined and highlighted with yellow sticky notes decorating the earlier pages, covered in notes and formulas. You’d been tapping your black pen against the edge of the book, wishing the functions and theorems could photocopy themselves into your brain the way every episode of Star Trek did, when Elizabeth had popped up in front of you.


“Do you want to play a game?” she clarifies, raising her eyebrows with her hands out stretched to you. You hesitate, looking between your attempts at solving equations and the doodles of the galaxy on your spiral paper, before sighing and slapping your calculus book shut.


“As long as it doesn’t involve math,” you say, and let her pull you out of your circle of studies.


The cast had arrived in Berlin a few hours ago, and you’d been studying the pages of German, English, and Calculus books and creating your study guides since the car ride here.


“It doesn’t,” she chuckles, dragging you out of the hotel room. You both were sharing the room, since there were only so many rooms available on short notice when Joe’s reservations fell through.

At first, you’d wanted to share with Sebastian since you knew he’d give you your space to study, but then Elizabeth had reminded you that Sebastian doesn’t know how to knock on bathroom doors, so that had changed your mind pretty quickly.


In the hall, Mackie is holding the door open to his room, where you can hear voices drifting out.


“She said yes,” Elizabeth calls, and you reach back in time to close your room door.


In the room, your brother, Chris, Scarlett, and a woman you had never met before sit in a semi-circle, a box of cards between them. Mackie shuts the door behind you and Elizabeth.


“Hey, little sister,” Seb greets you, and you give him a half-wave.


“Hi,” the blonde woman says, breaking her conversation with Scarlett off short and standing up to offer her hand out to you. “I’m Emily VanCamp; I play Sharon Carter.”


“Hi,” you reply, shaking her hand. “I’m Sebastian’s sister, (Y/N).”


“She’s the one that kisses Chris,” Mackie speaks up, and as Chris turns pink, you feel Elizabeth’s hand that’s still in your left on clench.


Emily laughs, and slaps Mackie’s arm playfully. “Great way to introduce me, Anthony.”


Elizabeth’s lips purse in a line as you sit down next to her, across from your brother and Chris. For the sake of your squeezed fingers, you’re happy Mackie is the one who sits on Chris’s other side.


Emily sits down next to Scarlett again, who’s on your right.


“What are we playing?” you ask, eyeing the box in the middle of the newly formed circle.


“Cards Against Humanity,” Chris replies, looking happy. “Mackie brought it with him.”


Your brow creases. You’ve heard of the game, but never played a round in your life. “How do you play?”


“I have no idea,” Chris replies, and you glance over at Mackie, who had begun to open the box.


“First,” he says, pulling the cover off. Inside are two sets of black and white cards, “I’m going to give you all five white cards.”


He shuffles the deck, and practically flings cards at everyone, nearly hitting Sebastian in the face and accidently sending a few cards under crossed legs.


“Geez,” Scarlett comments, catching her fifth card before it goes between your and her legs. “We’re in Berlin, not Vegas.”


Mackie just winks and picks up the black cards.


“Alright, Stan and Evans,” Mackie starts again. “Every round, there’s a Card Czar and they pull out a black card. Everyone else has to answer the question or fill in the statement with their white cards and try to get the Card Czar to find theirs the funniest. Whoever wins gets a point and is the new Czar. Got it?”


“Got it,” you nod, picking up your cards. Mackie moves to draw a card, and shows it.


“When I am a billionaire, I shall erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate…?”


You glance over at your brother before your cards. Completely random, didn’t go at all with the sentence, but you pick out the one that sounds the most ironic and pass it to Mackie’s awaiting hand.


“The profoundly handicapped,” Mackie reads your card off. “Guess we’re getting a statue of Bucky Barnes, amiright?”


“Very funny,” Sebastian rolls his eyes, flicking Mackie off as he gives his card to Chris to pass on. Mackie holds onto it as Emily, Elizabeth, Scar, and Chris give him their cards as well.


“I know,” Mackie chuckles, and then pulls the next card from the pile he’d gathered in his hand. “Unfathomable stupidity.”


“Do we really want a statue of Robert Downey Jr.?” Scarlett asks sarcastically, and you laugh loudly.


“Not really, no,” Elizabeth shakes her head, laughing as well.


“Up now is Chris with…The American Dream,” Mackie reads, then snorts as he looks over at the blond. “It’s only funny because you’re Captain America.”


Chris smiles regardless, as Sebastian chuckles.


“Now we have…the invisible hand,” Mackie finishes confusedly. “How would that work?”


“I don’t know,” Emily shrugs. “Wires?”


“But then it wouldn’t be invisible,” Sebastian replies.


“Moving on,” Mackie murmurs, picking out the next card. “When I am a billionaire, I will erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate licking things to claim them as your own.”


He tries to stop himself, but you watch as Mackie busts out into laughter, shaking so badly he’s about to fall backwards. “All I pictured,” he wheezes, “All I pictured…was Seabass licking his metal arm and…”


He leans back, gasping for air as you glance awkwardly around the circle. Chris scratches the side of his face, not really amused.


When Mackie reins himself back in, breathing deeply and fanning himself as he picks up the last card.


“When I am a billionaire, I will erect a 50-foot statue to commemorate being fabulous,” Mackie reads the two cards. “This is Elizabeth’s card, isn’t it?”


She nods. “Yep.”


“Who’s card was the licking the things?” Mackie asks, waving the white card around.


Sebastian gives a wave of his hand, and Mackie lets out a bark of laughter. “Oh man, that just makes it even funnier.”


“It doesn’t,” both you and Scarlett say together.


“Don’t be sore losers,” Mackie says, sticking his tongue out at you and Scar as he passes the black deck to Seb. “Everyone, take a card.”


Scarlett hands you a white card as Elizabeth reaches across you, and you turn it right side up in your small deck.


“What’s my secret power?” Sebastian reads the black card, and sighs. “I can already feel the sarcasm.”


You smirk and instantly hand him a card, to which he reads and then chuckles. “That’s actually a good one.”  


“What’s her card say?” Chris asks, looking up from his own cards.


“Successfully faking your death,” Sebastian tells him, and Chris slaps a hand over his heart.


“Bucky,” he wails, and Elizabeth laughs as he falls back into the bed behind him.


“Try these,” Mackie suggests, passing his, Emily, and Chris’ cards up to your brother.


“And my secret power is…puberty?” Sebastian raises an eyebrow, and Elizabeth pulls a face.


“(Y/N) sent me baby pictures,” Elizabeth replies, and Sebastian shoots you a glare.


“Puberty hit you like a truck, dear brother,” you say pleasantly as you can without laughing.


“It was Hydra’s fault,” Mackie whispers loudly.


“Then they can keep making faults on him,” Emily jokes, and Scarlett purses her lips beside you as the guys chuckle. You shift on the carpet as Sebastian holds up the next card.


“Full frontal nudity,” Sebastian reads, and laughs as Emily makes a noise of distaste, holding her hands over her eyes.


“Gross,” she complains, “Whose card is that?”


“Mine,” Chris waves the rest of his cards.


“You would know,” Elizabeth says, and Scarlett laughs, Mackie and even yourself joining as Sebastian turns red and Chris snorts. Emily remains confused as ever, as Sebastian rubs his hands over his face.


“Ah fans,” Sebastian shakes his head, “Gotta love their imaginations.”


“Oh yeah,” Scarlett nods, and then signals at Sebastian to go on.


“My superpower is-”


Sebastian cuts himself off and glares at Mackie. “I’m going to smack you.”


“Ooh,” Mackie laughs. “You know it’s funny.”


“The only one that’s been funny is (Y/N)’s,” Sebastian responds flatly.


“What is it?” Chris asks, trying to lean forward and read the card, but Sebastian smashes it against his chest, shaking his head.


“Hell no,” your brother says. “Not with my sister in the room.”


“Oh come on,” you roll your eyes. “I’m eighteen, not five.”


“Yeah, really big brother,” Elizabeth sticks up for you. “Read the damn card.”


“Don’t be a baby,” Emily adds.


“I’m not going to read it,” Sebastian shakes his head, and then goes to shove the card into his pocket, but Elizabeth jumps at him, snatching the card from his hands and landing on his legs in the same movement.


“His superpower is doing it in the ass with his coworkers!” Elizabeth shouts, holding the card out of Sebastian’s reach as he turns red, all the way down to his t-shirt line.


“Stop!” he yelps and pulls Elizabeth towards him so he can grab the card from her. She laughs and wriggles away. You fall against Scarlett, laughing so hard you can feel your stomach begin to hurt.


“Really Seabass?” Chris laughs, “You couldn’t read that with (Y/N) here?”


“Shut up,” Sebastian mutters.


“Maybe Damon was right,” you wheeze, sitting back up. “Maybe you really are gay.”


“Oh shut up.” Sebastian throws the rest of the cards at you, and you hit at them, laughing. “If anyone’s gay, it’s Chris.”


“Me?” Chris questions, sobered instantly by the calling.


“No,” you chuckle. “My friend Chris back home. He told Seb he liked his part in Political Animals.”


“Kid’s seen my bare ass,” Sebastian mutters, pulling his legs up to his chest.


“And anyone whose seen The Bronze has seen-”


“Okay!” Sebastian yelps, cutting Emily off.


“Moving on,” Elizabeth chuckles. “I will be taking the deck since Sebastian didn’t read my card.”


“What was yours?” you ask her as she picks through the black cards, which you’re pretty sure was against the rules.


“That his superpower is erectile dysfunction.”


It takes a second, but Chris is grabbing his chest, laughing so hard he’s crying and your chest hurts from shaking so much as Scarlett claps her hands, not a peep coming from her as she laughs soundlessly. Mackie’s entire body is shaking, and he’s pinching the bridge of his nose, with Emily on the floor next to him, lost in her guffaws.


Sebastian sits at the head of the group, red as a tomato and looking as uncomfortable as a shy kid on stage in a packed Madison Square Gardens

.
“Okay, okay,” Elizabeth chuckles, squeezing your arm. “Calm yourselves; it’s a serious issue you guys.”


Chris makes a sound of near to a screech and falls over into Sebastian, who finally snorts, and pushes Chris off of him.


“Come on man, they already think I’m gay enough,” he jests.


“They don’t need my help to think that,” Chris replies, and gets smacked over the head.


“Guys,” Elizabeth whines and you fan yourself, trying to level your breathing back up.


“Christ,” you curse. “God, I don’t think I’ve ever laughed that hard before.”


“Glad to experience that with you,” Elizabeth winks, “Now listen to the new card.”


“Alright, alright woman,” Mackie chuckles, recollecting his card. “Okay go.”


“During sex, I like to think about…?” Elizabeth reads.


“Oh no,” Sebastian mutters, “Now I’m happy I didn’t pick that card.”


You read through the cards, one or two maybe swiped from Scarlett when she busted out laughing, and hesitate on your options.


“Fuck it,” you mumble, and hand your card in. Mackie follows suite, and soon you’re passing Scar and Emily’s down as well, joining Chris and Sebastian’s.


“Shuffle, shuffle, shuffle,” Elizabeth narrates, mixing the cards around.


“You are a strange one,” Mackie comments, and she winks at him too. Chris’ smile flickers.


“During sex, I like to think about my sex life,” Elizabeth reads the card off, then chuckles. “Who’s card is this?”


“Mine.” You give her a peace sign.


“Pfft,” Sebastian says, “what sex life?”


You bite your lip and look away, whistling a tune as the ceiling suddenly becomes interesting.


His eyes squint. “What sex life, (Y/N) (Y/M/N)?”


“Yikes,” Elizabeth mumbles, scratching the back of her neck.


“My sex life, obviously,” is your response.


“(Y/N),” Sebastian draws darkly, and you glance back at him. “What sex life?”


“You know,” you say quietly, wishing you’d picked a different card. “The existent one.”


Elizabeth pulls her lips inside her mouth, and Emily gives you a look.


“How old are you?” she questions you.


“Eighteen,” you reply, catching yourself from scoffing. “Legal.”

“Not legal then,” Elizabeth murmurs, and you give her a look out of the corner of your eyes.
“(Y/N) (Y/M/N) Stan, did you have sex?” Sebastian asks, all too solemnly.


“Well that’s how I qualify in having a sex life,” you reply, slightly sarcastic.


“With who?” your brother demands.


“Just a guy,” you respond, and realize the error in your word choice when Sebastian tenses. “Not just some guy. A guy that I know, like, really well, not just like some random guy I found at school.”


Who?” Sebastian questions pressingly.


“Damon,” you squeak out, and Elizabeth chokes as Sebastian takes a second to process the name.


“When?” Elizabeth gasps, and Scarlett leans to hear as well.


“A few months ago,” you tell them, feeling a nauseating amount of blood in your cheeks.


“The one…who’s jacket you’re wearing?” Sebastian asks slowly, looking down at the varsity jacket that was indeed wrapped around your waist.


“Yeah,” you reply, playing with one of the buttons, embarrassedly.


Sebastian adopts a pained expression as he fidgets in his seat, and Chris puts his hand on his shoulder, giving him a pointed look. You watch as your brother attempts to grasp his words, a sickened appearance in his body language.


He mumbles; “I’m going to kill that kid.”


“Sebastian,” you sigh. “Don’t hurt Damon. He was my boyfriend then.”


“You only dated him for three months!”


“I’ve known him since I was nine years old,” you remind him.


“Doesn’t matter,” Sebastian shakes his head. “Three months, (Y/N).”


“Seabass,” Mackie rises to defend you. “She has known Damon since was nine.”


Sebastian huffs, but falls silent and you shift awkwardly.


“So that was random,” Emily comments, and you hear Elizabeth let out a drag of breath as Chris chuckles.


“Seb,” you say, ignoring your friends and Emily. “Are you mad?”


“No,” he replies in a strained voice, glancing at the group around them. “Yes, sort of.” He sighs, and rubs his hands over his face. “I’m just happy it wasn’t to spider-boy.”


You face-palm as the group around you breaks into a fit of laughter.


“I’m sure you are, Seb.”



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New Perspective: A Solangelo Fanfiction

Drew’s the best and also the worst, and also I haven’t written a lot of witty dialogue lately, I missed that. So you know I had to bring back some of the snap. Also all the lube available and Nico with a ponytail. Cause you know, those things should never be mutually exclusive in fanfiction ;) 

(this fic takes place after the events of Lover-Cares)

Enjoy!

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“Nico, what the heck?” Austin said, looking rather startled. “Did you seriously just refer to yourself in the third person.”              

“It’s never too early for some good old fashion dissociation and self-hatred my guy,” Nico said with a probably terrifying half-smile half-baring of teeth he cheers his coffee and downed it. Noting Kayla and Austin’s genuinely unamused faces, he scoffed. “My comedic skills are lost on you people, I swear.”


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anonymous asked:

Hey J. I sent an ask last week about moving away from mom? I wanted to say thank you, so much, for your kind words. Your beautiful words made me cry, and left me with hope and renewed determination. I am not sure what the future holds, but I think I can face it, now.

Sweetheart, you deserve all the kindness and beauty and hope and determination, because you absolutely fabulous. I’m so proud of you for being exactly who you are. Thank you so much for being you: never stop. You got this <3 <3 <3 

You want a new year’s resolution? LOVE YOURSELF.

This year stop giving a fuck what other people think.

This year stop being friends with people who aren’t worth it.

This year stop being friends with people who don’t care about you.

This year stop worrying about that one thing about your face or your body or your clothes that you’ve been made to feel isn’t right.

This year stop comparing yourself to others.

This year stop trying to be perfect.

This year stop putting yourself down.

You are you. And you are fabulous. You are not defined by anyone else. Be happy. Love yourself. Because you’re worth it. And this is the year to start believing that.

—  Something my friend just said to me
Gif meme! - Hetalia version

Use every 7 gifs. No skipping. If you run out, go back to the top of the list.

THIS IS YOU

Fuk U


THIS IS YOUR BEST FRIEND



THIS IS WHAT YOUR PARENTS ARE LIKE

I have to admit… my mother reminds me somehow of France… CREEPY

WHAT YOU DO WHEN YOU’RE ALONE


HOW STRANGERS SEE YOU

THEY SEE ME CASUALLY TOUCHING OTHER PEOPLE ASSES


HOW THE SAME SEX SEES YOU

WHA!? I… I don’t like women! D:


HOW THE OPPOSITE SEX SEES YOU

What is this supposed to mean? They see me as awesome badass zombie beater? Or like a ridiculous bike runner?


HOW YOUR CRUSH SEES YOU

Classy and with those thick sexy eyebrows? -Even though I fucking pluck them every damn day to maintain them well “groomed”-.


YOUR FAVOURITE FANDOM

You gotta deal with it.


YOUR TASTE IN MUSIC

Veee~CALOID



YOU HAD A SUPERPOWER, WHAT WOULD IT BE?

Yeah. Make everybody dance inside of stuffed animal costumes. Hide yo’ kids hide yo’ wife and hide your husband cuz they’re dancing everybody out there.

YOU IN THE MORNING

Yeah, this is because of my superpower.

YOUR THOUGHTS ON SCHOOL


Yes, It can’t stop me being FABULOUS!

YOUR REACTION TO BEING ASKED OUT

Of couse. Well, no one has ever asked me out actually, but almost all the compliments I’ve recived are pretty rude and gross.

YOUR PARENTS’ REACTION TO YOUR FIRST DATE

OH MY! I’M PRETTY SURE PRUSSIA IS THE EXACT REACTION OF BOTH MY PARENTS! And I’m of course, like Germany

WHAT YOU DO ON FRIDAY NIGHTS


I make zoom to my face with the camera while holding a stick.


WHAT YOU DO ON THE WEEKEND

Of course! Be FABULOUS. What else?

WHAT YOU DO IN CLASS WHEN YOU SHOULD BE LISTENING TO THE TEACHER

Nurse lil’ kids -Regardless of lack of patience for these small human begins who always seem attached to me-


YOUR REACTION TO FAILING A SUBJECT/TEST

My reaction? Being hot. I’m flawless. -DAT HIPS-


YOUR REACTION TO PASSING A SUBJECT/TEST

My another reaction? Being so hot I could kiss myself.


YOUR REACTION TO GRADUATING

Finally… This crap, this torture, these wankers, ALL HAS ENDED.


YOUR FEELINGS ON THE WORLD

Don’t care ‘bout security. Have fun. Let Romano fall.

YOUR REACTION TO LEARNING THE WORLD IS ABOUT TO END

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

YOUR JOB

Yeah! A badass country!

WHO YOU END UP MARRYING

A 3D BEATER AMERICA!? Or is he saying “No friggin’ way!”? Or I was America at the beginning?!

HOW YOUR KIDS ACT

As awesome gourmets! -In compensation of me and America-

HOW YOU’LL DIE

DAFUQ? Is this coincidence? MY BEATER HUSBAND WILL KILL ME, JUMP THOUGH MY BODY IN BRIEFS AND TRY TO KILL RUSSIA WITH A CHAINSAW ?!?!?!?! At least the house seems nice…

PEOPLE AT YOUR FUNERAL

“Ain’t mad”. Have I really been SO horrible towards people?

What an incredible future awaits me! At least I’m hot…

-Me to my life-

HAHAHAHA I LOVE this guy’s sassy gifs

Again, I loved it! except for the husband and death part

But man, I have more than 160 gifs or so only about hetalia, and some repeated from my first meme even though I started from bottom! 

I really hate it. But that means… go seek for more gifsssssssss~!

Holy crap… I can’t believe that there’s three hundred and fifty one of you following me. I never expected this gross blog that I made out of pure boredom to get so popular, honestly. Once I hit three hundred followers about two weeks ago, I got really emotional and extremely excited because I’ve never had this many followers on any of my old blogs. Every time I gain a follower a smile comes onto my face, because the thought of someone actually enjoying my posts and being on their dashboard just makes me so ecstatic. 

To be honest, I thought that no one liked my blog or my Tanaka muse in the beginning.. When I first made this blog I’d only seen about ten episodes of the first season of the anime and had yet to read the manga. I was really insecure in the beginning and was pretty sure that no one wanted to roleplay or even talk to me. But as soon as I started gaining followers and actually started to talk to people, my self esteem really started to go up (and still is!) I look up to so many of you and always looked down at my writing, but hearing encouraging words from some of you.. it’s really improved my self esteem. Those little compliments or comments you guys write.. they just make my day! 

I honestly just appreciate every single one of you so much, even if I don’t talk to most of you. Once again, thank you all so much for everything <3. I can’t wait to see what’s in store for this blog.

The tags are down under the cut and are in no particular order! There are both mutuals and non mutuals, because you all are just awesome blogs no matter what! There are also a few side notes for those who I’ve grown really attached to.

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To my fat buddies,

You are fucking fabulous. I am fat and I feel glorious today and so should you. Fuck what society says you’re beautiful and handsome.

To my thing buddies,

You’re amazing. You bodies are amazing. Your face is amazing. Do no think you shouldn’t show your body if you are happy with it.

To all my buddies,

Fuck society. As human beings we are able to make our own rules. We should not be defined by how we look. Your body is yours and therefore only for you. It should not be defined by what someone else says.

Be as fabulous as you want to be.

If that means having pink hair like Mark then do not stop yourself.

Oosh out
Thank you for existing