Season 3 has given us:
- Bill Hader as a psycho police Captain who is obsessed with nothing more than efficiency and has said the iconic words “SO I GUESS IT IS HOES BEFORE CHOES WITH YOU, FRIEND.”
- Jake and Amy had sex (multiple times) and we saw them right after one of those times.
- Andre Braugher saying “let’s blow some tiny minds” while wearing a pigeon head; saying “pAIIINNNNNN”, saying “O COURSE WE’RE LOOKING FOR AL YOU IMBECILE!!”
- “your butt looks great today” // “I’ve been doing lunges in the shower.”
- “I don’t care if I get demoted, I just….care about being with you.”
- Touched on police brutality in the NYPD by having a Latina detective and black gay captain discussing people’s complaints that they should “end stop and frisk; stop racial profiling; unlawful arrest is a crime”
- HOLT AND JAKE CALLED EACH OTHER PORTNERS.
- HOLT HAVING JAKE’s BACK AND THEN JAKE HAVING HOLT’s BACK
- ROSA CALLING AMY AN EVIL GENIUS
- THE ENTIRE EXISTENCE OF THE GEM THAT IS THE OOLONG SLAYER.
- Amy Santiago crowned the queen of the Nine-Nine after embarrassing the hell out of her super competitive captain/mentor and dumbass idiot boyfriend and calling them out on hurting her feelings and proving to e V E R y o N e that she is a force to be reckoned with
- rOSA AND HOLT CRYING TOGETHER AND THAT ENTIRE SCENE WHERE ROSA DESCRIBES WHY BREAKING UP WITH MARCUS HURT HER AND STEPHANIE AND ANDRE BEING ABSOLUTE WONDERS AT WHAT THEY DO.
- “my butt is so serious it should be wearing spectacles”
“I was scared that you were gonna realize that you’re way better than me. Like you’re orangina and I’m orange soda.”
“Amy Santiago, I wanna change mattresses for you. // that’s the best thing I ever heard”
Dad giving Jake advice for his relationship with his daughter-in-law.
Basically, The Mattress.
- NICK OFFERMAN AS HOLT’S EX BOYFRIEND DEAR GOD.
- “I’m so glad you’re Ava’s godfather.”
- Neil DeGrasse Tyson coming in to talk about astronomy I’m so.
- “YIPPIE KAYAK OTHER BUCKETS”
- “WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE nnnnnNNNNOOOOOOOOOOO!!! OH MY GOD. ”
- the Jake and Amy Kiss from Heaven
- “IT WORKS!!!! THE FLAMETHROWER WORKS!!!!”
And that was just in TEN episodes oh my god thank you b99 writers for this quality as heck content