FBI au where Person A is an agent and Person B works in the labs. They don’t positively interact a whole lot because of their jobs and they don’t really get along. That is until they both unknowingly sign up for the same cooking class and they now have to cook together three times a week. And they’re both a mess because work them is different than class them.

  • [Non-Power AU or just AvAc AU]
  • Peter: What are you doing here?
  • Steve: I'm, uh, looking for Tony. Do you know where he is?
  • Peter: How should I know?
  • Steve: You're taking him to homecoming.
  • Peter: Oh, yeah. Right.
  • Steve: Well, you don't have to worry about me ruining your night.
  • Peter: And why is that?
  • Steve: Because I'm not going.
  • Peter: Hmm. Well, that sucks. Because we're only going together to make you jealous.

[about to go to sleep in Tony’s limo, all laying on their left sides]

Bucky: Night. 

Tony: Night. 

Steve: Night. 

Sam: *mumbles*

Tony: Buckaroo, that had better be your penis. 

Bucky: Ok, I can’t do this, I sleep on my right. 

[They all turn to the right]

Bucky: Night. 

Tony: Night. 

Steve: Night. 

Sam: *mumbles*

Tony: Cap, that had better be your penis. 

Steve: It’s a thermos. But, thank you.

anonymous asked:

I can just imagine baby Tony and Rhodey at MIT in CN being friends and then Tony telling him that his alpha is actually captain America and instead of saluting Jim just shrieks over how cute and dorky and nice Steve is. Because Tony deserves a friend who is willing to be real about Steve and not just someone who wants captain America to do something for their career.

LOL, oh, boy, Anon, do I ever have headcanons about Tony and Rhodey (and poor Steve) at MIT.  Can’t you just imagine?  You know, MIT has a history of doing these pranks called “hacks” and I think Tony would be all about those.  I can definitely see Rhodey getting over the whole Cap thing pretty quickly because Tony would be, no, he’s a dork, don’t worry, and Steve is just so AHHHHHHHHH about Tony, so…hard to be intimidated for long.  Plus, Rhodey and Steve have their desire for good things for Tony in common.  

I just have this image of Tony and Rhodey getting busted by campus security for something and Rhodey telling the security guy, “Dude, you do NOT want to do that,” when he says he needs to bring them to the station or something.  And then Steve comes in all CAPTAIN AMERICA IS HERE TO SAVE THE DAY and Rhodey gets to really see a bit of what other people who are not Tony see about Steve, and later, Steve is like, ok, officially, you should not have done that, but isn’t my Omega just the smartest, bestest, most hilarious person ever???  And Rhodey just facepalms because what are you going to do?  Basically, I have a lot of great feelings about the MIT years (other than the horror of the accident, of course).  

I wrote a softe and fluffy thing, @nonbinarytonystark and it’s so warm, like a blanket.


“Are you cold?” Steve asked, already knowing the answer as he noticed another shiver coursing through Tony. It also wasn’t a surprise when Tony shook his head with a smile, wrapping his arms around himself tightly. 

“I’m fine,” Tony assured him, his teeth slightly chattering. “and we’ll be home in the next five minutes so don’t worry.” He then reached out to pat Steve’s arm, fingers brushing against the cold leather of his jacket. “Besides, I can’t have you freezing.” 

Steve rolled his eyes, the action fond. “It’s like you forget that I run hotter than most people.” 

“How could I forget?” Tony replied teasingly. “You’re like a furnace.” 

“Oh really?” Steve said, feigning surprise. “I never would have guessed,” At that point, he began taking off his jacket. “and since you know how hot I run then you know that walking in the cold for five minutes won’t do me any harm.” 

Tony stopped in his tracks as he noticed what Steve was doing before shaking his head. “Steve, no.” He said firmly. “I’d feel bad.” 

“I already feel bad that you’re freezing.” Steve countered as he turned back to look at Tony, his eyes filled with worry. He didn’t want Tony to fall in especially since they had been out and about for more than two hours. 

“I know but-” Tony tried but Steve was quick to interrupt. 

“Just stop being stubborn and wear the jacket.” Steve said, using the voice he used when giving out orders on the field. 

It didn’t affect Tony who looked more amused than anything else but he accepted the jacket before slipping it on. Tony immediately gave a sigh of relief as warmth covered him and he absentmindedly nuzzled into the fluffy collar of the jacket with a pleased smile. 

It made an incredibly endearing picture, Tony with his ruffled hair and rosy nose and cheeks, browns eyes soft and looking his way. Steve’s heart thumped a little bit louder and harder in his chest as he gazed at the man he loved. 

“C’mon,” Steve said. “Let’s head home.” He sounded and felt pleased, knowing that Tony was warm in his leather jacket which was two times his size. Steve would never tell him but he looked adorable. 

“Yeah, let’s go.” Tony nodded, reaching for Steve’s hand through the long sleeves of the leather jacket and intertwined their fingers together. 

Steve didn’t let go until they were in the safety and warmth of their apartment. 

Fail-safe, chapter 1

Steve Rogers/Tony Stark, 1400 words

Summary:

Everyone always knew that Tony Stark would make a terrifying villain. When he joined forces with Steve Rogers, the world didn’t stand a chance.

(Or: Tony wakes from a coma, and something is wrong.)

Thanks for beta to @mrsbananers!

My first WIP ever! I’m very excited and slightly scared.

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@wingheadshellhead made a post so I started writing a stevetony thing. Maybe I’ll add more to it at some point? Maybe. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

“au where tony, despite being more of a cat person, has a dog, and steve, despite being more of a dog person, has a cat and their pets end up being friends and getting into trouble w/ the neighbors together and this is how they meet”

Also does anyone have suggestions for what Steve would name his cat? I’m sooo bad at naming things. 

Yes, Tony names his dog Cap (a golden retriever) in a non-powered AU, because he’s that much of a dork. Love that boy. 


Cap has been missing for two hours and Tony is officially ready to start tearing his hair out. 

It’s his own fault, really. Tony knows that Cap has learned how to nudge the gate open with her nose, but he’d been too busy making a morning coffee before heading off to the university to pay too much attention to her when he let her out into the backyard after she’d scarfed down her gourmet breakfast of kibble. Tony was exhausted; he had been up late in his shop, lost track of time and only managed to stumble upstairs at two in the morning, bleary-eyed and covered in grease stains. 

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Giggles, and ouchies, and spiders

fandom: Stony (Steve x Tony), Superfamily

summary: Tony is on painkillers after wisdom teeth removal and can’t stop giggling, from various reasons

length: 1 038 words

a/n: sooo I think this is the first fic I wrote in March (really busy days at work), so please be gentle (and send the fic and author some love). tried to fill in this prompt. and I know, horrible title, but I couldn’t think of anything better and it correctly describes the fic :D

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Giggles, and ouchies, and spiders

“Okay, one, two, one, two, left, right, left, right…” Steve counted quietly, slowly moving forward. There was constant giggling in his ear, coming from Tony, who felt a bit dizzy and fuzzy, the strong pain killers not wearing off as quickly as Steve wished.

“Hihihi…” Tony kept giggling, putting his wobbling feet down, most of his weight leaned against Steve’s solid frame. He was barely keeping his balance, and stood semi-straight only thanks to his arm slung over blond’s shoulder.

“Almost there, babe,” Steve praised, patting Tony’s wrist, before holding back to it, feeling that his husband already started to slip down. The couch was just a few steps away. “Okay, heere we go,” gently, Steve slid his giggling lover down and on the soft couch. “How are you feeling?” he asked, leaning down and brushing some strands of hair away from Tony’s face.

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anonymous asked:

Saw the post about the posted notes. How much would the little sticky papers wreck Tony post cw tho ...

Tony would have managed to push the thought of those post-it notes to the back of his mind because they’re just too painful to remember. Those notes remind him of a happier and better time where the whole team was still a family and Steve was still the person he could see spending his whole life with. 

He forgets about them for a while until he accidentally opens that drawer that holds all the post-it notes and all the memories come flooding back. The bright and colorful pieces of paper are taunting, the thoughts of Steve’s smile and his touches, the quiet time that they used to spend in Tony’s workshop enjoying it other’s company and just loving each other’s presence. 

The urge to take all of them out and destroy them is strong. Tony thinks about ripping them into tiny pieces, burning them in the fireplace upstairs, doing anything that would get rid of them. But he can’t because he doesn’t want to as a little piece of him still loves Steve and there’s a small glimmer of hope that maybe…someday…

Tony ends up closing the drawer and vowing that he would never open it again because the pain isn’t worth it. 

@nonbinarytonystark ca:cw just adds angst onto everything and your happy post-it note headcanon from yesterday just got turned really SAD.