stoner queue

746. Teddy Lupin was a stoner. While on Christmas and Summer breaks, he would have a muggle friend sell him weed to do him over the next semester. Harry quickly learned that when Teddy had dark green hair, he was high, but asked him not to give to James, Albus, Lily or Rose. McGonnagall knew perfectly well, and would charm the joints out of his hands when she caught him.

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anonymous asked:

merle has become convinced that im a dealer and he wont leave me alone. i try to explain to him that its just a joke because im a herbalist and he just winks and says he wants some of my "sweet sweet herbs". hes started trying to break into my greenhouse and im honestly scared of what he'll do when he finds out theres no weed in there. please help