stompystomps

the scorpio stomp

a stompstompy fall ritual - begin by stompystomping on the crunchy leaves. eat a pumpkin. Now you are pumpking. Cut two eyeball holes in a ragged bloodstained sheet. Make sure blood real. Cover eyeballs with eyeball holes. Wear your ghost BE the ghost. Watch hocus pocus. At the end smash your television with a broomstick. Ride away on your tricked out witchstick because you are a bloody ghost you damn pumpking