stolen from friend

despite being arguably the most fashion-forward member of ipre, taako is a notorious clothes thief

  • [wearing one of lucretia’s sweater dresses] ummmm are you sure this is yours? huh. must’ve gotten mixed up in the wash.
  • merle and davenport are relatively safe seeing as they’re a drastically different size from him, but he will still take merle’s scarves and dav’s hats whenever he ‘happens to find them laying out in the open like that, i thought they were up for grabs, don’t blame me, clean your shit’
  • magnus swears he saw taako stealing a pair of sweatpants directly from his drawer, but he Blinked too fast for magnus to be sure
  • i’ve said this before, but my boy barely waits for lup and barry to get together before he starts taking barry’s shirts. they’re large, comfy, and cotton. it’s a wonder he restrained himself until now. honestly, he should be given an award.
  • lup is totally used to this, and while she isn’t as straight-up-larcenous as her brother, she doesn’t understand why the other guys won’t just take taako’s shit right back. and also like, that dress is really cute lucretia, i’m totally gonna borrow it after you get it back.
  • taako from under a pile of his teammates’ sweatshirts: idk man i just found these here??
the truth is out: does light yagami is gay?

Light Yagami is gay is the most discussed in the media in the few years ago. Even it has happened in 2012, but some of the public still curious about what is exactly happening and to be the reason there is a rumor comes out about his gay. At that time he became the massive social networking rumor. The public, especially his fans are shocked. He just came out with his bad rumor which is spread massively. This time is not about his music career, but his bad rumor. The rumor is out of standardize of hoax, according the last reported this wizard revealed himself as homosexual. Do you still believe or not, this rumor is really much talked by people even in a person of his fans.

Sometimes you meet someone, and it’s so clear that the two of you, on some level belong together. As lovers, or as friends, or as family, or as something entirely different. You just work, whether you understand one another or you’re in love or you’re partners in crime. You meet these people throughout your life, out of nowhere, under the strangest circumstances, and they help you feel alive. I don’t know if that makes me believe in coincidence, or fate, or sheer blind luck, but it definitely makes me believe in something.

I just had one of the weirdest dreams of my entire life and it involved a shirtless Roy Mustang with his chest covered in glitter, and whenever he walked in the room the saxophone part from Careless Whisper started playing

The “and then the murders started” game:

Stolen from a Facebook friend. Take the first line of any novel, movie, or story. Then add, “and then the murders started.”

To wit:

“In the beginning, God created the Heaven and the Earth. And then the murders started.”

“Saigon, shit: I’m still only in Saigon. And then the murders started.”

“’Where’s Papa going with that ax?” said Fern to her mother as they were setting the table for breakfast. And then the murders started.” (Charlotte’s Web.)

“It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. And then the murders started.” 

Enjoy!

anonymous asked:

marcus butler uploaded a conspiracy video about dnp im watching it rn and i can't handle the second hand embarrassment i keep pausing

ew

1. he’s being really patronising and making the phandom out to be downright insane
2. “maybe guys just ask better younow questions” what
3. all the content is stolen from my friends’ magazine lmao like he’s almost word for word ripping off someone else’s work fuck ooooff

anonymous asked:

Remember how Harry turned into a ball of sunshine and happiness the second he realized he was getting a Loose Woman mug and then Louis went on James Corden and pointed out which coloured mugs he still needed. My mug collecting Dads.

as a fellow mug enthusiast I want to see how many they’ve squirreled away… where from… they probably have ones from all over the world and also just like, ones they’ve stolen from friends and show sets fkfjfj

Zen Judaism

(Stolen from a Jewish friend of mine)

If there is no self, whose arthritis is this?

Be here now. Be someplace else later. Is that so complicated?

Drink tea and nourish life. With the first sip, joy.
With the second, satisfaction.
With the third, peace. With the fourth, a Danish.

Wherever you go, there you are. Your luggage is another story.

Accept misfortune as a blessing. Do not wish for perfect health
or a life without problems. What would you talk about?

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single “oy.”

There is no escaping karma. In a previous life, you never called,
you never wrote, you never visited. And whose fault was that?

Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness.
And then what do you have? Bupkes.

The Tao does not speak. The Tao does not blame. The Tao does not take sides.
The Tao demands nothing of others. The Tao is not Jewish.

Breathe in. Breathe out. Breathe in. Breathe out.
Forget this and attaining Enlightenment will be the least of your problems.

Let your mind be as a floating cloud. Let your stillness be as the wooded glen.
And sit up straight. You’ll never meet the Buddha with such rounded shoulders.

Be patient and achieve all things. Be impatient and achieve all things faster.

To Find the Buddha, look within. Deep inside you are ten thousand flowers.
Each flower blossoms ten thousand times. Each blossom has ten thousand petals.
You might want to see a specialist.

To practice Zen and the art of Jewish motorcycle maintenance, do the following:
get rid of the motorcycle. What were you thinking?

Be aware of your body. Be aware of your perceptions.
Keep in mind that not every physical sensation is a symptom of a terminal illness.

The Torah says,”Love thy neighbor as thyself.” The Buddha says there is no “self.” So, maybe you are off the hook.

The Buddha taught that one should practice loving kindness to all sentient beings.
Still, would it kill you to find a nice sentient being who happens to be Jewish?

Though only your skin, sinews, and bones remain, though your blood and flesh dry up and wither away,
yet shall you meditate and not stir until you have attained full Enlightenment. But, first, a little nosh.

in art class every year they make tape mannequins (basically u cover someone with tape, cut it off them and tape the parts together to make a tape person) and put them in random places on campus for fun (they’ll hang them from trees and stuff). this year, 4 of the mannequins got stolen and they never figured out who did it because whoever did it broke in at night multiple times. all of the mannequins that got stolen were from this one friend group in my class too.

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Day 2 of Sakuracon was Overwatch!! We had a lot of fun and took a lot more photos, as well as got a lot more taken of us~
Mercy: @cantets
Widowmaker: @antikink
Tracer: @maeroncosplays
Reaper: @hawkebo
If you know any of the other cosplayers in these photos let me know!!
Please excuse any bad quality, these were stolen from my friends’ instagrams

Definitely more fun

Phryne: “Jack, I’m in desperate need of a numismatist”

Jack: “And I’m the only one you know?”

Phryne: “I need your help with a fellow coin collector who’s just been robbed of his doubloon”

Jack: “Anything like the one that’s just washed up from Bonito’s treasure?”

Phryne: “Sadly, it’s not pirate bounty …

… It was stolen from Aunt Prudence’s good friends, the McNasters”

Jack: “Gerald McNaster? …

… He found a Spanish doubloon in Peru, didn’t he?”

Phryne: “And his domestic staff have mysteriously disappeared …

… but it seems the local police have a grudge against the McNasters, and are refusing to investigate the case at all”

Jack: “Well, I’m not sure what I can do from here”

Phryne: “Gerald has no proof the coin belongs to him.  We need some sort of archival evidence, an entry in a journal …

… a note from a museum?”

Jack: “And I have nothing better to do with my time?”

Phryne: “Well, you might, but this is definitely more fun”

to be continued ….

You sold yourself, you’ve stolen from your friends, you risked your life, you lied to everyone, you let people ruin you…just to get high for a few more hours.