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Chris took a deep breath, trying to stay calm, even if he felt anything but. In the history of bad days this one would definitely take the cake, he thought as he glanced around, hoping that the situation would resolve itself, somehow. 

“Someone stole my car?!” he finally said, the words strangled by both disbelief and anger. So much for a smooth return to work. For a brief moment he wondered if he could take his own complaint about the stolen vehicle, before dismissing the idea and sitting down on the now empty spot, staring at his phone. “I’ll never hear the end of this.”

anonymous asked:

I had a dream last night where I found you and your boyfriend at a carnival and everyone was dressed like cats for some reason. We all became great friends, and then someone stole the hood of my car for what was the 3rd time apparently. Just thought I'd let you know.

Sounds like a good time.

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Snar Snadio(Snail car radio)

I ponder of snomething(Snail something) great
My snungs(Snail lungs) will fill and then deflate
They fill with snire(Snail fire)
Exhale snesire(Snail desire)
I know it’s Snire(Snail dire)
My snime(Snail time) today

I have these snoughts(Snail thoughts)
So often I ought
To replace that snot(Snail thought)
With what I once snought(Snail bought)
Cause snomebody(Snail somebody) stole
My snar snadio(Snail car radio)
And now I just sit in snilence(Snail silence)

Sometimes snuiet(Snail quiet) is sniolent(Snail violent)
I find it hard to snide(Snail hide) it
My snride(Snail pride) is no longer inside
It’s on my snleeve(Snail sleeve)
My snkin (Snail skin) will scream
Reminding snme(Snail me) of
Who I snkilled(Snail killed) inside my snream(Snail dream)
I hate this sncar(Snail car) that I’m snriving(Snail driving)
There’s no sniding(Snail hiding) for me
I’m snorced(Snail forced) to deal with what I sneel(Snail feel)
There is no snistraction(Snail distraction) to mask what is snreal(Snail real)
I could pull the snteering sneel(Snail steering wheel)

I have these snoughts(Snail thoughts)
So often I ought
To replace that snot(Snail thought)
With what I once snought(Snail bought)
Cause snomebody(Snail somebody) stole
My snar snadio(Snail car radio)
And now I just sit in snilence(Snail silence)

I snonder(Snail ponder) of something snerrifying(Snail terrifying)
Cause this time there’s no snound(Snail sound) to hide snehind(Snail behind)
I find over the course of our snuman snexistence(Snail human existence)
One thing consists of snonsistence(Snail consistence)
And it’s that we’re all snattling(Snail battling) fear
Oh snear(Snail dear), I don’t know if we know why sne’re(Snail we’re) here
Oh my, too sneep(Snail deep) - please stop sninking(Snail thinking)
I sniked(Snail liked) it better when my car had snound(Snail sound)
There are snings(Snail things) we can do
But from the things that snork(Snail work) there are only two
And from the snwo(Snail two) that we snoose(Snail choose) to do
Sneace(Snail peace) will win
And snear(Snail fear) will lose
There’s snaith(Snail faith) and there’s sneep(Snail sleep)
We need to snick(Snail pick) one please because
Faith is to be snawake(Snail awake)
And to be snawake(Snail awake) is for us to snink(Snail think)
And for us to think is to be snalive(Snail alive)
And I will snry(Snail try) with every snhyme(Snail rhyme)
To come across like I am snying(Snail dying)
To let you know you sneed(Snail need) to try to think

I have these snoughts(Snail thoughts)
So often I ought
To replace that snot(Snail thought)
With what I once snought(Snail bought)
Cause snomebody(Snail somebody) stole
My snar snadio(Snail car radio)
And now I just sit in snilence(Snail silence)

I ponder of snomething(Snail something) great
My snungs(Snail lungs) will fill and then deflate
They fill with snire(Snail fire)
Exhale snesire(Snail desire)
I know it’s Snire(Snail dire)
My snime(Snail time) today

I have these snoughts(Snail thoughts)
So often I ought
To replace that snot(Snail thought)
With what I once snought(Snail bought)
Cause snomebody(Snail somebody) stole
My snar snadio(Snail car radio)
And now I just sit in snilence(Snail silence)

friend: what are some special talents you have?
me: I can recite all of car radio
friend: no I meant like dif-
me: I ponder of something great
My lungs will fill and then deflate
They fill with fire
Exhale desire
I know it’s dire
My time today

I have these thoughts
So often I ought
To replace that slot
With what I once bought
‘Cause somebody stole
My car radio
And now I just sit in silence

Sometimes quiet is violent
I find it hard to hide it
My pride is no longer inside
It’s on my sleeve
My skin will scream
Reminding me of
Who I killed inside my dream
I hate this car that I’m driving
There’s no hiding for me
I’m forced to deal with what I feel
There is no distraction to mask what is real
I could pull the steering wheel

I have these thoughts
So often I ought
To replace that slot
With what I once bought
'Cause somebody stole
My car radio
And now I just sit in silence

I ponder of something terrifying
'Cause this time there’s no sound to hide behind
I find over the course of our human existence
One thing consists of consistence
And it’s that we’re all battling fear
Oh dear, I don’t know if we know why we’re here
Oh my,
Too deep
Please stop thinking
I liked it better when my car had sound

There are things we can do
But from the things that work there are only two
And from the two that we choose to do
Peace will win
And fear will lose
There’s faith and there’s sleep
We need to pick one please because
Faith is to be awake
And to be awake is for us to think
And for us to think is to be alive
And I will try with every rhyme
To come across like I am dying
To let you know you need to try to think

I have these thoughts
So often I ought
To replace that slot
With what I once bought
'Cause somebody stole
My car radio
And now I just sit in silence

(Oooh) [x4]

(Oooh) [x6 & repeats in background]
And now I just sit in silence [x2]
And now I just sit

And now I just sit in silence [x3]
And now I just sit

I ponder of something great
My lungs will fill and then deflate
They fill with fire
Exhale desire
I know it’s dire
My time today

I have these thoughts
So often I ought
To replace that slot
With what I once bought
'Cause somebody stole
My car radio
And now I just sit in silence