Defendant: so I was at my house with my girlfriend and the plaintiffs stole my car
mogai lawyer: SO YOU ADMIT TO BEING AN APHOBIC HOMOKEEPER
Defendant: what does that have to do with-
mogai lawyer: @ judge, the defendant admits to being a dirty queer, block and report them immediately
Defendant: if you could back the fuck up for two seconds please
mogai lawyer: #receipts
so last night I was carjacked in a drive thru with possibly a gun (he held something covered in a rag up to my head. I doubt it was really a gun but I wasn’t about to test it). he stole my car, phone, and wallet. They chased him for a while but he was going 120 on a 2 lane road and it was unsafe. They tracked him all the way up to atlanta (hour and a half away) with my phone but he either ditched it or turned it off. I was able to get a new license, and a tracphone and rental car for the time. Right now I just kinda feel violated. I’m perfectly fine physically and I’m grateful for that. And they say things are replaceable but it just hurts. I’d only had that car for about 3 months and I worked really hard to get it. Plus a sweatshirt with sentimental meaning was in the back seat.
here’s a story: So I’m a lifeguard and this old man comes to my pool everyday and swims laps and does some tai chi when he’s done working out. So I talked to him once and we were talking about zodiac signs and I gave him my DOB and place where I was born and what time and everything and he completely read me like he wrote it down on a piece of paper and I was so excited to go look it all up online when I got home…. So I left the paper in my car and then my car got stolen and the people who stole my car took that. Like they fuckin stole my zodiac readings like what the fuck.
people tell me that i should learn to love and care for my sister cause she’s family but seriously fuck that bitch. i fucking hate her so fucking much. she’s such a selfish cunt. all i want is my fucking car back for the duration of my motorbike lessons (which im only taking because i need a form of transport that can go at least 100km/h but she stole my car and i cant afford to get another one or pay rego for a second car) but she wont even do that - even though the car belongs to me and not her. =_=