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anonymous asked:

Veo que tienes un excelente gusto en películas, recomiéndame muchas MUCHAS. Gracias, hermosita.

My blueberry nights, Fight Club, Her, In the Mood for Love, Euforia, the big Lebowski, Moonrise Kingdom, Atonement, Melancholia, Dancer in the dark, Antichrist, Closer, Leon, Tomboy,
Lawrence Anyways, Une femme est une femme, Love me if you dare, the double life of Veronique, Amelie, Girl Interrupted, Meteora, Mood Indigo, Liv&Ingmar, Inside Llewyn Davis, La vie d'Adele, Lore,  Stoker, Looper, The unbearable lightness of being, Everything Illuminated, Nynph()maniac, Der Deutsche Freund, La Grande Bellezza, Buffalo 66, Carrie, Vi är bäst!, Todo el mundo tiene a alguien menos yo, Donnie Darko, Lost in translation, The bling ring, Being John Malkovich, Renoir, Midnight in Paris, Blue Jazmin, Suicide Virgins, Trainspotting, Submarine, An Education, Drive, The great gatsby, Anna Karenina, You Will Meet a Tall Dark Stranger, Only Lovers Left Alive, Into the Wild, Tom á la ferme, The grand Budapest Hotel, Wicker Park, Enter the Void, Metropolis, Breakfast at Tiffany’s, Blue Valentine, The Reader, The Breakfast Club, Post Tenebras Lux, Los Insólitos Peces Gato, Le Petit Soldat, Silver Linings Playbook, Ruby Sparks, Nick&Norah’s infinite playlist, Blue Valentine, Dreamers, Where the Wild Things Live, Whiplash, White God, Mommy, The Royal Tenenbaums, Liv&Ingmar, We need to talk about Kevin, Mr. Morgan’s last love, Home, Louder than Bombs, Mar, Dr Strangelove, 2001: A Space Odyssey, Pride and Prejudice, Jane Eyre, Sense and Sensibility, Being Jane, Scott Pilgrim vs. The World, V for Vendetta, Millennium (las tres son buenìsimas), Annie Hall y ya no se me ocurren màs ahorita :c

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Female Characters Appreciation, Villains: Part 1

“Isn’t it time to acknowledge the ugly side? I’ve grown quite weary of the spunky heroines, brave rape victims, soul-searching fashionistas that stock so many books. I particularly mourn the lack of female villains — good, potent female villains. Not ill-tempered women who scheme about landing good men and better shoes (as if we had nothing more interesting to war over), not chilly WASP mothers (emotionally distant isn’t necessarily evil), not soapy vixens (merely bitchy doesn’t qualify either). I’m talking violent, wicked women. Scary women. Don’t tell me you don’t know some. The point is, women have spent so many years girl-powering ourselves — to the point of almost parodic encouragement — we’ve left no room to acknowledge our dark side. Dark sides are important. They should be nurtured like nasty black orchids.”

Things you should know about the original Dracula:
  • serious mustache game
  • kinda a werewolf for a bit until bram stoker forgot about it
  • can crawl down the side of a building, head first. stoker claims this is lizard like, i think it’s more like spiderman
  • apparently has magic clothes? because as he is doing said spiderman crawl down his castle, his cloak is spread out like wings. sir, that is not how gravity works
  • master of disguises. and by master i mean casually hides as a ginger sometimes
  • can turn into: a bat, a dog, and dust?
  • looks super old, has a blood feast, looks younger
  • needs tons of dirt to sleep on. luckily that dirt never actually ruins his clothes. most likely because they are all magical?
  • does his own chores. mostly because everyone in transylvania KNOWS HE IS A VAMPIRE AND AVOIDS HIM. so no servants for this count. 
  • sometimes can be in the daylight? depending on stoker’s mood i think?
  • bites people in a way that makes zero sense. he leaves two marks? how??? does he not use his bottom teeth?????
  • stoker sometimes just forgot what he already wrote so good luck with this mess