To be real, I didn’t ship Julip because Jessidy, but then I saw Emily and now I want Emilip because gay Christians stirrin’ up shit in Annville sounds so much fun. Jessidy in the church drinking and sinning whilst Tulip teaches Emily the fine points of feminism, self defense, sexuality, and crop tops.
I mean, we already know Tulip doesn’t panic around kids. And just imagine Emily coming home from work and her homicidal girlfriend taught her three kids how to build a landmine.
“Honestly, Em, you shoulda bought ‘em that new iPad. We couldn’t just stare at each other all evening.”