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It’s September, and the stinkbugs are officially back.

OKAY ASSHOLES HERE'S HOW YOU DEAL WITH STINKBUGS

YOU DON’T KILL THEM

NO NOT BECAUSE LIFE IS PRECIOUS

BECAUSE YOU’LL HAVE DEAD STINKBUG SMELL ALL UP IN YOUR DWELLING AREA

YOU GET SOME GODDAMN TISSUE

YOU WRAP THAT BITCH RIGHT AROUND THAT STINKBUG

YOU FIND A TELEPORTER TO THE OUTSIDE

YOU THROW THE TISSUE

YOU RUN THE FUCK AWAY

YOU GET THE TISSUE LATER BECAUSE GIVE A HOOT DON’T FRICKING POLLUTE

alturkabuterimon  asked:

sora/meiko for the ship thing?? :0

this couple cleared my skin, cured my depression, did all of my homework for me,,,

Drinks all of the coffee
do u honestly think sora would be able to handle being the mom friend of these kids if she wasn’t constantly consuming dangerous amounts of caffeine. do you. meiko has staged Three Interventions. none of them have helped

Brings up adopting a pet
MEIKO KEEPS WANTING MORE she can’t say no to the animals’ puppy dog eyes are sora can’t say no to meiko’s puppy dog eyes. they have six cats. these can’t keep happening

Kills the bugs
neither of them kill bugs!! sora’s been hanging out with tentomon regularly since childhood and meiko used to hang out in the woods makin buddies with monsters, mostly they just politely put them outside when it’s warm and put up with them when it isn’t. jou’s cleanly ass comes to visit and almost has a fucking heart attack one winter over the number of stinkbugs on their curtains

Cooks the meals
sora usually stress cooks, but sometimes meiko will get mimi to help her make something rlly special, usually on holidays. it almost always ends badly but its such a sweet thought sora is never mad

Starts getting into holidays way before they should
MEIKO!! there’s so many people and everyone is so happy and excited and she can SPEND HOLIDAYS with PEOPLE WHO CARE ABOUT HER its all so new and nice!! it is the cutest fucking thing sora kisses her at least 12 times a day because she can’t hold it in

Initiates the couple selfies
pfffff mimi, who tends to make jokes about how she is a “”””third wheel ;)”””””. taichi is so confused. is mimi fucking them or not. no one will tell him

Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries
meiko does sometimes but she always does something rlly big and extravagant to make up for it when she does, so sora never stays mad abt it

Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping
MEIKO HAS NO CONCEPT OF EFFECTIVE GROCERY SHOPPING ALRIGHT IF SOMETHING LOOKS GOOD TO EAT SHE BUYS IT SORA CAN’T CONTAIN THESE 12 BAGS OF CHIPS

Nicknames the other
i can’t imagine either of them using them fr srs, just because sora is p dismissive of anything cheesy & theyre both easily embarrassed by displays of affection, but either of them calling the other “baby” is an automatic argument win because the Nicknamed Party will need at least half an hour to de-cute from the embarrassment and they cannot be angry at each other when they’re bright red covering their face , it is too cute

my room has been filled with stinkbugs the past few days and actually thought the bugs on my copy of Naked Lunch were real for a second

kissalikesbears  asked:

Also, I used to eat ladybugs so I guess since I haven't died yet they can eat bugs too of it makes them happy as long as they don't go after things like stinkbugs, which contain cyanide, or things like bees and daddy long-legs spiders.

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Copy this post into a new text post, remove my answers and put in yours, when you are done tag up to ten people.
Tagged by: @bossasbatch thx fam ;)
Tagging: whoever wants 2
A - Age: dead
B - Biggest fear: uh stinkbugs
C - Current time: 3:45
D - Drink you last had: dr pepper
E - Every day starts with: bad  mood
F - Favourite song: idk diamonds from sierra leone i guess
G - Ghosts, are they real: lmao idc
I - In love with: uh myself bitch
K - Killed someone: lol only their spirits
L - Last time you cried: uh idk
M - Middle name: no1′s business
N - Number of siblings: 1 :(
O - One wish: death
P - Person you last called/texted: uh my sister i think
Q - Questions you are always asked: “can you speak dutch for me” no bitch. my language ain’t ur god damn toy
R - Religion: quaker christian
S - Song last sang: i don’t sing
T - Time you woke up: 7 lmao my mom wanted to strangle me
U - Underwear color: idk i didnt check
V - Vacation destination: i don’t like vacations
W - Worst habit: idk not exercising i guess
X - X-Rays you’ve had: uh my teeth & my foot 1ce
.Y - Your favorite food: spaghetti? bitch idk
Z- Zodiac sign: scorpio bc i sting & am a real bitch if you try to step all over me

“Blue Shieldbug” (Zicrona caerulea)

…a species of stinkbug (Pentatomidae) which is widely distirbuted throughout Europe and Asia, it has also found its way into North America as well. Blue shieldbugs typically inhabit grasslands, forest edges, other areas with low vegetation. Unlike most stinkbug species Z. caerulea is a predator with both adults and nymphs feeding on  leaf beetles of the genus Altica. As well as other beetles and lepidopterans. 

Classification

Animalia-Arthropoda-Insecta-Hemiptera-Pentatomidae-Zicrona-Z. caerulea

Image: ©entomart

rozalynfrozen  asked:

So guys what about your families if I May ask?

They’re all doin’ well in the Safe House!

But, the hostages we still gotta track down from what I remember are Kirigiri-chi’s grandpa, that Kenichirou guy Oogami-chi likes so much, Togami-chi’s butler, and Fukawa-chi’s stinkbug.

As for Kanon, the last time I saw her was in Towa City. But knowing her, she should be able ta pull through just fine. I’m sure Kuwata-chi’ll be more than stoked ta see her again. Especially vice-versa too.

hopefragment  asked:

one of Fukawa's Pokemon in my team for her is Caterpie, it's a stand-in for Kameko. There's no stinkbug Pokemon but Caterpie comes closest according to its Pokedex entry. (also it's just a companion, she doesn't battle with it.) I'm still working on Togami's team but I have Serperior, Empoleon, and Ninetales for him so far.

i was looking at bug pokemon when i was trying to come up with some pokemon she might own and noticed the lack of stinkbug. i like munna because of penko’s art and because the munna’s dream mist could show a fukawa fantasy. then i went with a poison pokemon and the other li’l guy seemed to fit.

those are good for togami!! maybe an eevee evolution or a dragon type for him?