still waiting for mine to ship


“Sometimes what you think is an end is only a beginning.“

Pre-Kerberos/Pre-Voltron photo manip set! It’s been far too long since I made these things.  c:

The only images that were not manipulated (short of some coloring adjustments) were the ship image and the last photo. I had to give poor Keith a hair trim, too.

For those of you waiting for requests from forever ago… Sorry it’s taken so long. I’m still gonna make attempt to get some of them done soon. ;;;

Click each image for better quality!

Other stuff I’ve made


Another missing makeout scene, mostly because of @cupcakesandtv.

While Jyn was grateful to have a measure of privacy to change, the tiny compartment didn’t give them much room at all. They brushed elbows more than once and Jyn nearly knocked Cassian over as she tugged the unfamiliar boots on. When she finally straightened up, feeling all wrong in the Imperial uniform, she glanced over her shoulder to see Cassian buckling the belt around his waist. He looked just as strange as Jyn imagined she did.

It clearly wasn’t his first time donning an Imperial uniform. As he adjusted the collar and tugged the hat into place, she saw a closed off look forming on his face. She’d only known him for a matter of days but Jyn knew that this must have been his routine for undercover missions. He put on different clothes and masked everything that made him Cassian. Jyn wasn’t ready for that yet.

She saw a glimpse of who he was beneath everything that the rebellion forced him to be up in the cockpit. The smile that he gave her felt like the home that he’d welcomed her to. Jyn couldn’t help but react to the warm feeling it struck in her, grasping his arm for just a moment as she returned the smile without hesitation. She wanted to see that side of him again, for just a moment.

“Your hat is crooked,” Jyn told him, turning around to face him fully.

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*While playing Overwatch*
  • <p> <b><p></b> <b>Friend:</b> So you ship Gency?<p/><b>Me:</b> Yup!<p/><b>Friend:</b> haha ohhhhh man my other Mercy-main friends would HATE you!<p/><b>Me:</b> Your other Mercy-main friends can suck my dick.<p/><b>Friend:</b> LOL- wait. You don't have a dick!!<p/><b>Me:</b> The sentiment still stands.<p/></p><p/></p>

anonymous asked:

aah what a good day to remember that keith is 16 and visualizing him in sexual situations, especially with an adult, is disgusting and also illegal wow breathe that fresh air

Ah, what a day to see people like you still think fictional characters = real people.

But okay I’ll bite I’m in a fantastic mood. All the sheith and shaladin ships made my day so now I’ll share my happiness with you whether you like it or not.

So you still believe Shiro is over 20+? First off, it’s your HC so you do you idc but you’re trying to force me to see it YOUR way? Huh, you don’t care that I don’t agree and sent a hate mail to showcase your intolerance of my opinions in MY blog? Whoa so petty of you like chill man go take a break or something before you hurt yourself with your shitty self-entitlement issues.

And wow, I guess Dreamworks and VLD’s official statements about “5 teenagers” are wrong in ALL of their SOURCES. Whoa I wonder why they don’t ever talk about or even acknowledge that disgusting cringy video ya’ll worship like the Lord itself. Hmm~?

Now throwing your shitty logic back at you.

If fictional characters = real people. Then I cannot believe how disgusting YOU are for visually sexualizing Keith (who you think is 16) a poor UNDERAGE minor with another UNDERAGE minor like Lance or Hunk or Pidge in obscene SEXUAL BEHAVIOR.

“B-But it’s okay because th-they are around th-the same age!” You cry out as you try to justify your double standards between your (deem to be) “good” ship versus my (you think is) “bad” ship.

Wow you legit just implied you like underage porn with underage kids like fucking gross that’s illegal too btw wtf gtfo you voyeuristic pedo. THINK OF THE FUCKING CHILDREN YOU PRICK HOW DARE YOU DO THIS TO KEITH HE’S ONLY 16 WTF YOU LIKE SEEING HIM GETTING VIOLATED BY ANOTHER 16 OR WORSE 17 YEAR OLD? THOSE ARE KIDS YOU’RE LOOKING AT GROSS!1!1

See that? Now I sounded just like you–good thing I don’t believe a single lick of your shitty bullshit or care about fictional characters in sexual or other types of situations since fictional characters =/= real people. No real person is being forced into a relationship with another real person. It’s just 2+ fictional fake people getting together in a fake universe in a fake storyline. If you can’t handle that then you need help or parent-lock your pc to stop you from seeing anything fictional online.

I ship whatever I want. And I love shipping Shiro with nearly every single character in Voltron so I’ll keep doing that thanks. I never cared about height/weight/age/race/etc of characters–just their personality and color schemes in comparison to other characters. Nor am I shallow or petty to attack other shippers over their opinions or HCs in their tags or blogs like you.

The reason why I don’t care is also simple: it’s because I personally do not let fiction AFFECT my sense of reality too drastically or warp it dramatically like you. That’s why I know how to tell the difference between the fiction I consume from the reality I live in.

Now when will you?

Because I’m still waiting for you antis to go attack Disney for showing little kids all the UNDERAGE Princesses getting into relationships and even marrying ADULT PRINCES in their movies like it’s totally okay. (And here’s the thing: it IS okay because it’s all FICTIONAL holy shit Disney knows the difference too!)

So why don’t you scurry on off and pretend your ship isn’t problematic in your shitty logic while I enjoy my ships that I know aren’t problematic in canon OR fanon. Because sending hate to shippers only proves how insecure you are in your ship and how petty and jealous you are about mine.

And it shows you fool so please keep sending more proof that my ships are just as fantastic like the decent shippers that ship them are–for we constantly are debunking your bs while still creating new fanart/fanfics to celebrate our ships.

Whoa can you imagine though? You’re chilling and in a great mood when suddenly an anti sends you hate in your ask like as if their opinion is the word of God and you are to obey and listen to them no questions asked–forget your own opinions and HCs while you’re at it.

Yeah right as if I ever will, especially to an anti, you are a shitty person and your opinion that you are trying to shove in my face is now shitty too.

Now begone from my blog and go pretend I didn’t just kick your arse–denial and immaturity seem to be the only things you’re good at so get to it.

Ah, sweet fresh air after the burn I gave you~

Originally posted by singylessie

CS FF: Screw Superstition

Summary: Killian regrets insisting he spend the night before their wedding apart from Emma and she regrets letting him walk out the door.  After hours of yearning for each other and getting no sleep, they seek each other out.

Rating: PG

Note: I’m really hoping we get a scene with Emma and Killian before their wedding.  Would love to see something like this.  Hope you enjoy it!  ~Steph

…Screw Superstition: Part 1/1…

“Bloody hell,” Killian groaned, as he turned in bed for what seemed like the thousandth time in the last three hours.  

He finally settled on his back, staring up at the ceiling of his captain’s quarters.

“What the devil was I thinking insisting I spend the night apart from Emma?  I must have been mad,” he muttered.

They had been separated too many times already.  When Killian returned this last time, he swore he would never again spend a night away from Emma.  But he had wanted to honor the traditions of this realm.  David had told him about this particular one.  Now, Killian wondered if he was simply trying to prevent him from sleeping with his daughter one last time before they were married.

He knew they didn’t need anymore bad luck or to tempt fate, but he also knew that they were fated to be together.  In his heart, he knew nothing could stop that.

But spending the night away from his bride-to-be was proving easier said than done.  He could no longer sleep without Emma by his side.  He had grown accustomed to the weight of her head on his chest, her fingers entwined with his.  He reveled in the feel of her leg tangled around his own.  He loved the way her body fit perfectly against his and how his arm felt wrapped around her.  And he loved waking up and looking into her beautiful eyes.  He adored seeing her smile, a smile only he could garner.  It all brought him comfort and peace.  

Of course, he also missed making love to her.  But it wasn’t about the sex.  He missed the way they connected on every level when they joined as one.

Killian squeezed his eyes closed, willing the morning to come so he could marry his true love and never have to spend another night away from her.

Emma let out a long sigh as she stared at the vacant spot beside her.   She hadn’t been able to sleep a wink in three hours.  She ran her hand across the spot Killian normally occupied, smiling at how the mattress dipped down a little where he usually lay.  Her hand moved to his pillow, sweeping across it.  She pulled it close to her body, bringing it to her nose.  She smiled at his scent that lingered on it.  

This is what she had done while they were parted.  She held his pillow close and tried to imagine it was him.  She swore she would never again spend a night away from him once they were reunited.

Emma had never been a good sleeper, not even as a kid.  She would toss and turn and wake every couple of hours.  She could never seem to turn off her mind to get a proper night’s rest.  

And once she became the savior, it only got worse.  Her dreams were plagued by villains and monsters.  Her mind was tortured by frightening uncertainties.  The burden of being the savior plagued her.

But then Killian moved in with her.  She would curl up next to him and he would stroke her hair and whisper comforting words in her ear.  He made her feel safe and calm and at peace.  For the first time in her life, she got restful nights of sleep, despite her uncertain future.  He did that for her and she knew he always would.

Emma squeezed her eyes closed and pulled the pillow closer to her.  God, how she wished he was here now.

One hour later, Killian threw back the covers and jumped out of bed.  

“To hell with superstition,” he grumbled, as he quickly dressed and climbed above deck.

An hour later, Emma tossed the pillow beside her and crawled out of bed.

“Screw superstition,” she said, as she hastily threw on her clothes.

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I’m not being hyperbolic in the slightest when I say that watching yuri on ice as it aired was one of the greatest experiences of my life?? being so so sure that victuuri would be canon, analyzing the first half, shredding it to pieces to find every single piece of evidence to support that claim, and then it actually happening? episode 7 still shakes me to this day. because we were right. we were given a canon ship, and it wasn’t fetishized or unnatural and…….. I will be forever grateful for that experience.

Lancelot Fluff Fanfic Rec List

I decided to make a list featuring a few of my fluffy favourites for Lotor x Lance. All fics are rated Teen or General unless marked otherwise. I tagged everyone’s tumblrs that I could find.

Single Chapter:

Spa Date with a Prince by @deecherrywolf
Lance is captured and held captive by the nefarious Prince Lotor.
Prince Lotor can’t help but notice how amazing his prisoner’s skin looks.

It’s So Hard to Be Beautiful by @stopmeplease
Lance and Lotor meet at a spa and find they have some things in common.

Of braiding hair and apology cards by @lotorn
(Explicit) Lance’s long fingers thread through the soft locks gently, his nails scratching on the scalp. Lotor purrs. (okay so, not exactly fluff, but it is for this ship tbh lol)

Small Series:

Little Blue by @shiirxtakashii
“Wait, are you flustered? Are you blushing?” Lance asked, leaning over to try and get a closer look at the other.
“Flustered? Blushing? What are those?” Lotor asked, his head turning back, the flush still there slightly.

T'is the Season by Quillaninc
(Christmas Fic) 'Why-“ Lotor drawled, sceptical ”-would you have a gift for me?“

nobody even says wooing anymore by silverliningsgirl
Lance gets hit on and Shiro goes into Dad mode that’s it that’s the story.


Moonflower by @noir-wing (yup, this one’s mine)
(WIP) “Don’t swear at me in Galra,” Lance glared.
The prince smirked, “Oh, it wasn’t an insult. If you were to translate it into your tongue… I suppose the word would be: darling.”

The Promised are Bound, Mr Gonzalez by Levis_turtles
Lance makes a promise to Lotor, not realising that the promises made between Galra (or, in this case, Galra and Human) are as inescapable as they are binding.

The Flirtation Situation by Levis_turtles
(WIP) Lance is in a battle against the Galra when he is approached by the commander of the galra empire, Prince Lotor.

Altean! Lance AU Drabble by @raphidae
Lotor and Allura are engaged in the name of an alliance, but neither want to wed one another. So what happens when Lotor meets her younger brother?
(I’m putting this in multichapter because it’s a really long drabble series so it’s basically a fic)

anonymous asked:

can u show us ur fursuit????????? :D

This is loki!!! i’ve had the head for about 2 years now, and i’m still waiting on the body for it. believe it or not, loki was extremely rushed and sadly i need to figure out how to rezise the inside so it actuALLY FITS ME.. i also need to add “corners” to the mouth because from the side it actually looks really weird

This one is charlie !!!! he’s being shipped out next week once he gets some touch ups + removable hair. (picture isn’t mine)

I’ve also commissioned someone WAY back for an angel dragon partial, but damn they are taking so long to get to me

anonymous asked:

Wait- so I'm allowed to ask you for ship headcanons? *cries soft tears of joy* Old/aging with Glannithro? I just need energetic old elf and #badgrandpa Glanni

∇ - old age/aging headcanon

I hope you like these!

  • Ithro retires from being a hero around the same time as Glanni stops his life of crime (officially).
  • If these two are linked, they won’t be the ones to admit it.
  • Ithro still likes to travel through the different towns with his hot air balloon, if only because he misses the wind in his hair.
  • Glanni always follows him, even if he complains the whole time.
  • Ithro never gets him to eat healthy, while he was tricked more than once into trying the other’s “food”.
  • Glanni hates the idea of getting old and often has moods where he glares at everything in his line of vision.
  • When it happens, Ithro just hugs him and tells him how beautiful he looks, and that time won’t change that.
  • Ithro trains every day. Getting old doesn’t stop him from being the strongest, most flexible elf you will ever meet.
  • Glanni pretends like it’s ridiculous but he likes how easily his bf can lift him.
  • It’s not because he retired that Glanni started being all nice and happy.
  • He shaved Ithro’s mustache more than once while the other slept.
  • Ithro will throw him into the nearest pool every time it happens.
  • They often bicker about who had the most dangerous life.
  • – I went into a building on fire three times and lived to tell the tale. – Please. Try escaping the Brothers Marthensson while chained in their basement, using only a hairpin and some toothpaste. – You don’t even know what toothpaste is.
  • Sometimes, Glanni misses the old days. Ithro distracts him as much as he can.
  • They also annoy the other about how they first met.
  • Glanni always starts it.
  • – Who says “hello” as a threat? – Seems like it worked, you were on the verge of tears. – It’s because of how bright your costume was. I was mourning the death of fashion. – Is that also why you shat yourself?
  • When child!Sportacus visits, Glanni tells him every embarrassing thing Ithro has ever done or said. They aren’t necessarily true.
  • Ithro trains him to be a future hero and likes to see him as his younger brother, but Glanni still got to teach him how to get out of handcuffs and use the puppy dog eyes.
  • It’s not because you’re gonna be, ugh, a hero that it won’t come in handy.
  • Just seeing his sour bf have the brightest smile for his little cousin, even if Glanni will later say it never happened.
  • Ithro sometimes wished they had adopted some kids. Then Glanni “accidentally” burns a car and yeah that wouldn’t have worked.
  • Everyone is surprised with the fact that they are still together after all these years.

ask me about a headcanon + a character/ship!

anonymous asked:

Do you think we're ever going to get our Jaime/Brienne kiss? I mean, what if we never do? ☹️

Hey anon, thanks for the question!

First of all please accept my JB support hug :) There, there, I know your pain.

Originally posted by hediespage269

I get your doubts and concerns because I used to have them too, and they occasionally pop up to say hi, especially when certain spoilers claim certain things that I won’t talk about in this post or when the show once again decides to delay Jaime’s “development”… 

But then I remind myself that the crew&directors&actors bothered filming a 10-second-long scene of Jaime making heart eyes at the island on which Brienne was born with no narrative purpose other than underlining the fact that Jaime IS thinking about Brienne. Think about it! There was absolutely nothing that asked for this scene. They could have simply had Jaime ask something else from the captain, or just film him looking out to the sea without saying anything, hell even skip the whole thing and start with his dialogue with Bronn in the cabin. But no, the writers deemed it worthy of the time, and important enough to film (even though I’m pretty sure many of the show only fans didn’t get the significance of this scene). 

This was when I knew that SOMETHING will have to happen between them, and not “just” the massive heart eyes and fabulous chemistry that has become the trademark of the ship, but something that can no longer be explained by words like ‘respect’ and ‘friendship’. Because you know… what’s the point otherwise????? What’s the point of “For Lady Catelyn and…for you”? 

of “I don’t serve your brother, your grace / But you love him…”?

of “He’d fook her, that’s for sure. And she’d fook him, don’t you think? The way she looks at him”? 

of their whole reunion in Riverrun? 

of “It’s yours. It will always be yours”?   (*storms out to the balcony to cry*)

of them waving goodbye to each other? 


Originally posted by dunmarron

What is the point in all that if the show won’t give us a resolution, an act of acknowledgement of their mutual feelings? 


Now, what is the worst case scenario in terms of your question? That Jaime and Brienne will never break the barriers separating them, they will never be able to realise their own feelings and finally see the possibility that the other could actually be feeling the same? Because only in such a situation could I imagine that we don’t get a kiss and/or confession(s), but that would mean that the creators of the show wasted a huge amount of time and money to build something that will lead to a dead end. I am not a big fan of GoT’s writing since season 5 (*cough* euphemism), but I highly doubt they’d be that stupid.

D&D knew from the beginning that Jaime&Brienne’s relationship would evolve to be a lot more than a regular captor/captive dynamic as they start out in the end of season 2. They’ve put great effort to lay down the groundwork and foreshadow their development. I mean…..

Originally posted by iron-salt

Even though I’m mad about how unfairly they’ve handled Jaime’s character (and others too) I have to say that so far they’ve never disappointed me when it came to JB scenes. The writers know this is one of the most popular relationships (if not the most popular) in the story, so they try their best not to fuck it up. They didn’t manage to do/didn’t even try really (so far) to depict Jaime’s emotional separation from Cersei that starts the moment he arrives in King’s Landing in ASoS and is mostly happening in Jaime’s head UNTIL he decides to leave Cersei to her fate, and burn her letter (he literally leaves her to die, y’all, now if this isn’t closure I don’t know what is).

With Jaime&Brienne’s relationship it is different. Them thinking about each other every chapter in AFfC (every fourth line in Brienne’s case) would have been just as difficult to put on screen as Jaime’s inner monologues. But unlike Jaime’s realisation about Cersei and himself, they’ve solved this problem with adding scenes that didn’t exist in the books (instead of ones that were left out) e.g. Bronn being the founding father of every Jaime/Brienne shipper, Tarthgasm, Cersei calling Brienne out on loving Jaime (written by George RR Martin!), the hand holding at Bolton’s dinner, etc… Scenes which also made up for missing lines like “I dreamed of you” or “The white cloak… I was about to say that it becomes you” and maybe even put the relationship into a more romantic frame.

What I’m trying to say is. they’ve spent years with the buildup of this gold mine of a ship, so not giving us (at least) a kiss (as the simplest act of showing that their relationship is indeed romantic, and not platonic as still many view it) would not only be stupid, but it would make the writing inconsistent af. Right now I’m a lot more worried about how they’ll handle Jaime this season.

To sum up, do I think we are ever going to get our Jaime/Brienne kiss?

It’s just that maybe we have to wait a little more… :)

Happy Richonne Anniversary ❤️❤️ I remember the whole reason I started watching the show was because I was on tumblr and saw Rick and Michonne gifs from season 4 and I was SHOOK!! I was just like “omg these idiots look so in love and cute bye I’m watching idc if they’re not together” and I binged watch the whole 4 seasons and was able to watch the season 5 premiere live. First of all, best decision ever because now I’m obsessed and I’ve met Steven Yeun, Michael Cudlitz, Josh, Sonequa, and so many others & like who would have thought. So I was then like well even if I don’t get this otp, at least I found such a great show. Then season 5 was filled with Richonne goodness like omg I LOVED it! Then we get to season 6 and I see Jessie and y'all know I was upset LMFAOO Rick was acting a fool and I had to deal with it weekly🙄🙄.. then we get to No Way Out and y'all know I’m already giddy as shit cause I read spoilers about a certain blonde getting the chop chop and the whole family being wiped out (I know evil, but fuck it) and I saw Michonne wild out and help her husband and just desperately trying to get to him and kissing Carl 😩😩❤️ and I was just gone!!! Then she’s carrying Judith while Rick is preachin to Carl about the new world, lmao I was like okay what is this fuckery if they don’t get together then I’m going to riot cause look at this fucking family!!! SO YALL KNOW WHEN THE NEXT WORLD CAME OUT AND THEY STARTED OUT WITH GRIMES FAM 2.0 I was like BITCH IF THE SPOILERS ARE TRU IM JUMPING OUT DA WINDOW!!!! And then rick was home and Michonne kicked his arm and they were looking at Judith, talking about their day, giving her mints & I was like NAWWWWWWWWW then their hands touch and I’m screaming and they’re looking at each other and I’m screaming and they’re getting closer and IM SCREAMING AND THEYRE KISSING AND RICKS IN IT, MICHONNES IN IT , BITCH IM IN IT AND IM STILL SCREAMING.. THEN I see a naked Rick and a naked Michonne and Rick gripping on that ass and bro…. IM SCREAMING!!!! Then they get up naked ready to fuck someone’s life up (mine mostly) and that’s when I knew my soul had been sold to Gimple.. so all I want to say is shout out to Andy for fucking with Richonne since the longest & being the king of our ship and for going all out in his scenes (can’t wait to see him in 7x12 (; ) and for being the sexiest guy out here & shoutout to Danai for being beautiful and amazing in her scenes as well and just amazing and beautiful in general. Shoutout to Andy’s mom for calling out the show and saying if they had any political balls they would put those two together 😩😭❤️ and just shoutout to the most amazing and talented fandom out there!!! I love y'all, even though I wasn’t here from the very beginning, it felt like I was because of how nice y'all are❤️❤️❤️❤️ so thank you for excepting me into this hell hole and making my life a complete mess🆘 here’s to more Richonne goodness everybody 🍾🍾

EXO: Kris fluff/angst


ex0imagines: Bowling | Lazy Saturday Date | Bartender | Basketball Game | Pepero Kissing Game |

an-exotic-writerThis Valentine | “Really?”| Lets Go On a Day Out | I Want You | Maybe Basketball Isn’t So Bad | Sleep With Me | Crying Over a Movie | I Don’t Care | Don’t Mention It | The Only Place For Me | Not So Sweet | Picture of You | Boyfriend Tag | I Hope You Don’t Mind | Never Again | After This | Couples 123 Tag | You’re Beautiful | This I Promise You | I Win | Finally | You Did It Baobei | Goodnight Baobei | Should’ve Done it a Long Time Ago | That’s What I’m Here For | Yes We Shall | Let Me Do It | I’m Home | Valentine’s Replacement | Work | All The Way I Promise You

duizhangdeluxe: The Power Outage | A Moment of Panic | Squeaky Clean

everlasting-scenes:  | Christmas | Pre Debut ft. Tao & Luhan |  When You First Meet Him | Shopping for Baby ‘Necessities’| Day Off ft. Sehun & Suho

exoticarmy127: Slow Dance | My Baby Comes First | Moments

krisdragontalesDaddy Love | Baby | Ready, Set, Kiss! | Focus Baobei | You’re Showing Too Much Skin, Baobei | Hot Coffee | You + Me = Little Me & You | Yours & Ours Forever | Wedding Day | Hiccups | Cheek Pinching | Old Picture | Pretend | Can I Meet The Band? | Male Roomates | Welcome Home | Dragon Boy | Can’t Wait | Waiting | Bad Haircut | Wrong Ship | Don’t Go | Him And His Mistletoes  | Never Let Me Go | Swimming With The Sharks | Falling In Love | Only Mine |

deercarrotChristmas Aegyo & Kiss

chan-chanyeol:Birthday Drabbles | Coach | Fling | Mirth |

thesammtimes:Baby#2 | Look | Santa Kisses? | Superfan | Home Run | Drunk Love |

onlylovekpop:Overdose | My Lady | When He Gets Protective

writewhatyoulove:Just For You | Peruse | Verboten | Misconstrue | Recommendation | Siblings | Delphic| My Love Is Still Continuing |

palpitate-hyperventilate:Haven |

keypea: Dulcinea | For You | Feverish | Excuses


igotfantasies: Confessions |

everlasting-scenes: I Don’t Love You |

fabdolous: And That Was That

an-exotic-writer: Promises

krisdragontalesDistance Is Only Miles | The Kiss That Ruined Us | When You’re Dying | Only Two Minutes Left | Don’t Go | Don’t Touch Me | Creepy Phone call | I Saw You Today | Tired | Bad Leader | Ruined Surprise | Lights | I Don’t Love You

duizhangdeluxe: I’ll Be Waiting | Everything Reminds Me of You |

palpitate-hyperventilate: Denouement

dreamsthroughthewindow: Umbrellas |

anonymous asked:

I figured I'd comment on the entire Andy not giving a shit about his fans thing, because I actually have some first hand experience with this. I worked for a radio station a few years back while BVB was doing Warped Tour. We had a booth by the buses and we were interviewing the bands. I myself was no longer a fan, ship had sailed, just kind of stopped listening to the band. But a friend of mine from high school still liked them, so she hung around while we waited for Andy to show. (1)

Of course, a group had formed around the tent for our booth, tons of Andy’s fan were waiting for him. He arrived- 30 minutes late I might add- with a scowl on his face and a make up like from hell. We all brushed it off, tried to have a good interview with the guy, but he absolutely was just fucking rude. His comments and answers to everything were so condescending, as if we should have felt blessed to even be breathing the same air as him. (2)

So we finished the interview. Andy stands up and all of his fans are standing there eagerly waiting for SOMETHING pleasant. Nothing. Not a smile. Not a wave. He didn’t so much as glance at any of his fans. It was the most awkward moment of my entire life because all the other people we had interviewed had been so much fun, interacted with their fans, and genuinely seemed like they were happy to be there. But Andy… I chalked it up to a bad day for him, but I’ve heard similar things from others.            

Hey i saw your new thing about personal drabbles and i was wondering if you could do one where like, the readers name is Danielle and shes 5"3, curvy with green eyes and red wavy hair. Maybe if she was married to Sigurd but shes always loved Ivar and maybe Ivar and Danielle see each other behind his back? And while Sigurd is away she finds out shes pregnant with Ivars kid?

Maybe when Sigurd returns Ivar gets all smug and tells him about it? And like somehow the reader and Ivar end up together with the baby

Requested by @darlingimafangirl , thank you!! Well, Danielle, here you are. It came out a little bit too angsty… I hope you enjoy it nonetheless.

Originally posted by rickdixonandthefandomlifeposts

Your marriage with Sigurd had been arranged by your parents.

Ever since you stepped on Kattegat, they knew the sons of Ragnar had caught your eye. And of course, a bond between your families would be convenient, so they had no objection. The problems came when they refused marrying you with a cripple, choosing his brother instead.

Your wedding day had been the saddest one in your life. You could see the hurt in Ivar’s eye, and the betrayal he felt. Deep down, he knew it was not your fault. In fact, he preferred this to you leaving him forever. Nonetheless it was heart breaking. He couldn’t see the whole ceremony and lost himself in the forest during the festivities.

You were in an awful mood too, refusing any drink or food.

Sigurd was not blind. He noticed your reluctance and your hardships. You had tried to fall in love with him, you had tried to give yourself to him, but it was a failure. Your unhappiness brought him sorrow, not only because you two were trapped in that helpless situation, but because it was his fault. He should have refused your parent’s offer. He would have done it, had he realised before your feelings.

Sigurd cried at night, prompted by your coldness and your distant behaviour. He waited until you were asleep; it wasn’t your fault nor he wanted to add to your burdens. Yet you had caught him a couple of times.

You had seen Ivar in the market. He tried to avoid you. However, you couldn’t resist the need of his presence, so you followed him.

“What do you want, Danielle?” He asked irritated when you two reached the back part of the forge. There was not a soul around.

“I need to know. Do you still love me?”

“Why do you care? You have my brother to love.” Your desperate plead met the venom in his voice. Yet how could you blame him?

“But I don’t, Ivar! I still love you.” Tears were already forming in your eyes.

Ivar wasn’t able to stand seeing you like that. Therefore, he grabbed your arm and throw you to him. He met you with a hug and his fingers caressed the fiery waves of your hair.

“What are we going to do?” He whispered to himself as he attempted to calm you.

He kissed your temple and let you go. He wouldn’t resist any longer. He had to fight against his urges for your sake; if you forgot him, you’d be less miserable.

Unfortunately, it was impossible to miss your encounters forever. You looked for your Ivar night and day, in every breeze of free time that fell in your hands. On the forest, on the port, on the forge and on the Great Hall. Even then he managed to ignore you so it wouldn’t take a long time for you to go away. Still, every word from your mouth haunted him. Sigurd didn’t ask about your vanishings, nor you did ask about his.

It was during a raid your husband took part in when Ivar appeared at the threshold of your door. You ate together the broth you had prepared. The conversation was tense, until you burst.

“What are you doing here, Ivar?”

“I want you, Danielle.”

His lips found your soft ones, and that was your downfall. It was clear what you both were longing. He kissed you with force, need. His tongue slid inside your mouth, tasting what he had lost on the fateful day of your wedding.

It was not enough. He devoured every part of you; he licked, sucked, bit and kissed every inch of your skin. There wasn’t either a part of you left untouched. His hands were just as hungry as his mouth. He worships your body, and at last you become one. You neverhad thought a simple man could bring such ecstasy, yet Ivar is not any man. You move together in an exhausting carnal dance. The evening becomes night, the night becomes day, and you still haven’t finished tasting your new lover.

For the month that Sigurd is gone, Ivar keeps his visits. It is then when you found out you are not bleeding as you should.

Ivar looks at your green eyes and for the first time is resolved to break your condemn.

“I don’t care if the child is mine or Sigurd’s. Come with me. Start a family with me.”

“Ivar, I can’t just flee.”

“You are right… We wait until Sigurd arrives. Then you’ll have to decide, Danielle.”

Sigurd does indeed come in the next ship, a couple of days after.

You are sat on your bed, your back facing the door. Ivar is on his way to confront his brother, but you wanted a moment alone. You owed him at least a warning.

“I’ve been waiting for you, husband.” You said coolly.

“Why is it, Danielle?” He was serious. He was expecting the worst, he knew what would happen while he was gone. And he was sure it had been for the best. You’d never love him, and he was uncertain if someone ever would.

“I am pregnant.”

After a long silence, he muttered his brother’s name. You nodded.

“I’m sorry.”

“Don’t be.” He was going to go away, but Ivar had arrived first.

The same look he had had during your wedding was now the look the blonde man had. And even if he had so much hatred for him, he pitied him. Why had his happiness had to hurt the others? Why were the gods so cruel to his lineage?

“Cheer up, brother.” Sigurd told him with a fake smile. “After all, you have won. You always seem to ignore it, brother, but you always win. It’s very unfair.”

Ivar and you got together. The first moth had not been the best. Your family had repudiated you, Ivar had not the best renown either, so it was not easy to confront the others. But it all was good in the end. You never wed, but lived in a hut with your son. He had been born with a mop of dark hair; it was clear who his father was. Time cured the wounds, made all affronts fall into oblivion and gave you luck and wealth, and the love in your relationship never faded away.

Not even when you met him again in Valhalla.