it’s 100% easier not to do things than to do them
in terms of, like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin
eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs
i have had a very long day. i am very small and i have no money. so you can imagine the kind of stress i am under
holster and i have a new house. it was built in the '20s, but it was flipped in 2014. which means it's haunted, but it has a lovely kitchen backsplash
nothing that i know can help you with your car ever. unless you’re like, “hey, i’ve got a flat tire, does anyone here know a lot about 30 rock”?
it's fun to be married. i’ve never been supervised before. i’m supervised. farmer studies what i do, like an anthropologist. she'll be like, “sometimes, he will watch a movie on tv even though he already owns that movie on dvd. pointing this out confuses and upsets him"
the bad guy would hold the joint in a villainous way. they'd always offer the joint in a way that no one ever holds a joint. like it's a skull in a shakespeare play
i’ll keep all my emotions right here, and then one day, i’ll die
ah... numbers, the letters of math
sometimes babies will point at me, and i don’t care for that shit at all
Don’t forget Gorillaz fans, Jamie Hewlett exist! He made all you’re favorite band members come to life in the music videos, shorts, ect! He continues drawing them countless times and works day and night to give you new content with the band members! So please appreciate him!!! ❤❤❤