still regretting this btw

The 5 OTPs Meme

I got tagged by the lovely @alwaysbesassy for the 5 OTPs meme a while ago and now that I have a life again I am finally able to write something.

Edit: The moment I posted this I saw that I was tagged by @pinkjasmink as well xD Thank you!

Warning! This post may contain Irony and Salt.

I did my best to gather my most beloved OTPs since I just have SO many.

1. Blondie and the Thug

I know their relationship is problematic and abusive. Just think about it: Blondie shoved the thugs face into mudwater and tricked him into joining the military and his cause even though the poor thing just wanted to kill him. :( Blondie is constantly manipulating the criminal since he obviously is just another weapon for that tall emotionless bastard. Even though this all is true and absolutely canon this manipulative relationship gives me life! Sorry not sorry.

2. Daddy and the Twink

Their father-son relationship is just so beautiful?! Daddy is constantly mentoring the twink and is always there for a good advice. I’m especially glad that the smol bean found his Daddy because he lost his mother at such a young age, never knew his father and got abandoned by his uncle. It’s good to know he found someone who will take care of him in every single position way he needs <3

3. Smol and Tol

BROTP No. 1! Their friendship gives me so many feels…I mean they’re so good friends Smol even borrows Tols clothes like real pals do. If this is no proof for their deep and manly friendship I don’t know either. I bet they are each other’s wingmen or something like that.

4. The Commander and the Captain

Another problematic ship of mine. I know I’m a bad person but I just can’t help it. I mean it’s absolutely clear that the Captain hates the Commander, he even threatens to break his legs and joined the army to get rid of him in the first place. There’s no trust or deep relationship in sight in a radius of about 1000km. But like the canon-ignoring fangirl I am I just ship these two so hard?! I will talk shit about every other ship that threatens my OTP!

5. Erwin and Levi

Now to my final and most beloved OTP: The Eruris <3 Those two have ruined my life but gave me so much in return that I don’t care. I don’t think that I will ever find another ship that I will love that much. The trust and deep bond those two share is just so good. And I still can not believe that they are as canon as they can be. They hurt so much but it’s worth it in the end. A ship with no regrets.

Did I forget any argument from Eruri-haters? I am actually not that big in shipping pairings very hard…I shipped EdWin in FMA and liked some other pairings but nothing too serious :) I actually don’t know who to tag…I might add someone later.