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FIC REC’S OF 2017 part 4 (march-april)

Perfect Storm by cherrystreet (80k) CHAPTERED 

What do you do when your best friend asks you and your (now) ex to be the best men at his destination wedding? You can either tell him the truth, tell him you’re not together anymore, and deal with the consequences, or you can pretend you’re still together and roll with it, just pray you don’t spiral. Fake it ‘til you make it. You know, for the sake of the wedding.

Harry and Louis choose the latter.   FAKE/PRETEND RELATIONSHIP WITH A TWIST

You Always Seem To Bring Me Light by sinisterist (18k) CHAPTERED

He jumps when he feels a hand stroking his hair lightly. “I love it like this,” Louis murmurs, reaching to tug a wayward curl.

“Love what like this?”

“Your hair.” Louis’ touch is hesitant, almost reverent, all trace of humour gone now. “When it’s still kind of damp but the ends are dry and curl up like corkscrews. It’s supposed to look gross but it doesn’t.” He pauses before continuing quietly. “Your curls are so lovely.”

Harry swallows. Louis is a hurricane, and amidst his whirlwind of emotions, he slowly says; deliberately says, “So are you.”

In a world where YouTuber baker Harry pines for the (inconveniently taken) Louis. In other words, another YouTuber AU.

Emperor’s New Clothes by sunsetmog (92k) CHAPTERED

The fact that Louis’s most precious belonging was a cat with a face like thunder and an uncanny ability to cover every single inch of Louis’s clothing with cat hair was something that Louis chose not to think about too much.

or: Harry’s a pop star and Louis isn’t, and there’s a non-disclosure agreement where there used to be a relationship. SECRET RELATIONSHIP

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anonymous asked:

I drowned in your beautiful blue eyes. I drowned and learned to breathe at the bottom of the ocean. When you left me, I forgot where or what up was anymore, so now I'm sitting here waiting for something that'll never come. I still love you.

Go on/off anon and pretend were the person you want to talk to and get everything off your chest

Little girls with hips are still little girls.
Playing hop scotch and pretending to catch stars in their hands,
running down the street as fast as their legs can carry them, bare feet against concrete.
Men whistle, boys honk out of their trucks and plant their unwanted comments in a garden they sewed sometime a long time ago.

Girls that are not women, but grew into hips too soon,
forced to come out of a cocoon, way before their boy counter parts do.
And they all eye her like they’re hungry,
they’ll tell her that it isn’t something to cry about.
That being wanted and howled at, is better than being ugly.
That only they get to determine if she is pretty, that her body is only good if it caters to them first.

But, boys will be boys.

anonymous asked:

FIGHT ME! Ladybug and Chat Noir ^-^

ASK AND SHALL RECEIVE, enjoy my darling! :)

Her favorite few in the world was on top of the Eiffel Tower during the night, the light down below looking like a sea of stars.  She liked it because if it was silent enough? She could pretend that she was flying…

“Are you still mad?” Chat asked, ruining the silence.

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anonymous asked:

Anytime someone says not my superman cuz he's not the one I know. It makes me wonder which superman u mean, the animated, comic writers, movies? There's so many interpretation of him that it's so shallow to have to put superman MUST be the boyscout save the cat from a tree that smiles all the time category. Not to mention what's up with smiles? Like to just to elevate the situation better? Even if there's like bloodshed and death and destruction?It's pretty fucking creepy actually.

Exactly. The characters has had nearly eighty years of stories so are film makers just supposed to keep doing the same old version over and over again? How long exactly are They supposed to wait until They can do something different? Another ten years? Fifteen? Twenty? Thirty? How long until we can stop pretending that it’s still 1978?

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Did you know? If you catch a falling maple leaf, you’ll fall in love with the person you’re walking with.

things i am still learning part iii:

love isnt love if it’s not unconditional. don’t let anyone pick and choose which qualities you should keep and which habits you should discard. the words “i love you” should never be followed by the word “but,” and if they can’t handle your hurricane nights they don’t deserve your warm breeze days.

sometimes you need to be awful. be dirty, filthy, cruel. burn photos like you used to in high school. smoke cigarettes in his sweater because he always hated the smell. you can decide if you want to wash it before you give it back. you can decide how far to take it.

be reckless if it makes you feel more alive. adrenaline rushes are so commonly sought after, and you’ll never understand why until you feel your heart gasping for air.

prove yourself right. if you have any small reason not to completely trust someone, chances are you’re onto something. don’t let anyone have your trust if they don’t deserve it.

don’t waste your time on anyone who won’t spend their time with you. if he’s always hours late, if he cancels to be with others, if he isn’t willing to call you on the phone every so often just to talk, break all the clocks in your bedroom. smash the watch you’ve kept since you were a kid. it’s just not worth it.

if he calls you crazy for asking questions, you already guessed the answer. leave. and don’t you dare go back.

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I fucked up so bad.png iwaoi AU

PS: guys, please click on the fuller versions… tumblr has eaten up the quality so much for some reason:( I can’t seem to find a way to fix it…

love is in the air

Naruto couples attend a birthing class
  • Chouji: Providing snacks for his wife's unstopable cravings.
  • Karui: Crying in the corner because she thinks she's getting fat, while assaulting a bag of chips.
  • Naruto: Has three clones assisting Hinata to change positions while he holds her hand the whole time.
  • Hinata: Strongly embarrassed at having to spread legs in front of the entire class.
  • Sasuke: Pretends to find it annoying but has sharingan activated the whole time to remember everything.
  • Sakura: Glaring at Ino and doing her best at following instructions.
  • Sai: Follows all the instructions, including those for women.
  • Ino: Glaring at Sakura and doing her best at following instructions.
  • Shikamaru: Sleeps and snores.
  • Temari: Tries to pay attention, but later falls asleep, too.