“You’re stuck with me now, you know. There’s no turning back for you, no leaving me, no changing your mind. We’re bound for eternity.”
“So be it, you stupid bat lord ♥.”
Here’s my part for my art/fanfic trade with @a-court-of-chronicles! I loved your Nessian fic, m’dear ♥ *shoots you with feysand fluff*. Also those of you who want the images from the gif for edits/icons, let me know; I’ll upload them seperately!
You gripped the steering wheel and listened to the revving of your engines, looking over to the famous Driver Kim. He was seated in his signature car, ‘Honk Honk,’ his partner in every race. It was like a scene from that Fast and Furious movie and super intense tbh.
No one expected you to win. They all called you a ‘fool’ and a ‘loser with bad fashion sense.’
“If you were twice as smart, you’d still be stupid,” they said.
Well, Kim was nervous. You could tell. And when the flag waved and your foot pressed down on the gas, your car ‘Bumper Stiltskin’ pulled out ahead. Yes, you named it yourself. You laughed a little thinking about it now and that caused Kim to gain on you.
“Oh no you don’t, you ass cactus!” you yelled and blasted that cherry cola song by Savage Garden on the radio to get you thoroughly pumped up to win.
It was so loud and you had the windows rolled down so he could hear. A single tear rolled down his cheek as the music hit him in his soul and soon he was sobbing from the pure beauty of the song that he skidded out of control just before the finish line, giving you the victory.
Everyone cheered and shouted ‘World Star!’ while recording you with their phones as you exited your car, the music still blasting and everyone jumped on the hood of Bumper Stiltskin to dance like an 80’s music video.
Slowly Driver Kim approached you. Throwing his helmet to flames. Someone had started a fire, you guess. Without saying a word he popped open a can of cherry cola right there, and chugged it whole while staring longingly into your eyes.
“How did you know?” he asked after crushing the can on his forehead, very manly-like.
“It was the first song we ever made love to,” you said softly, with a lot of feeling.
“You’ve won the race,” he grabbed you in his arms and dipped you low, “and…my heart,” he kissed you deeply just as the sun set below the horizon.
The fire in his eyes was almost burning brighter and hotter than the real fire that had gotten out of control around you. Actually, you would probably have to leave soon before the authorities showed up.
“I’m pregnant,” you whispered into his lips.
That puzzled you a bit?
“Luckily,” he continued, “I think I found a job that can support our little family for a long time to come.”
Aggghh! This scene! A lot of people were so focused at the kiss, they didn’t notice this part when they both smiled while their lips are still touching each others’. (Wedding picture goals tbh) Idk when will I get over this drama. They’re too lovely and I think we can all agree that Ahn Min Hyeok is just too perfect.
heee! :D I would do more than one since more than one person asked for this fic, but this ficbit is literally only one scene long, haha. Not much to illustrate.
The kid backs
up a step from the advance like a frightened mutt, glancing around like he thinks Abraham is going to jump out of an alley for him. Jacob would bet he doesn’t even notice the
way he sticks to the pool of sunlight from the distant dome above—like he’s
scared the dark will burn him if he touches it.
“Are we safe here?” he asks
instead of answering. “Is it—okay I’m
That guarded caution
is Deluxe all over. No charity, up
there. Nothing for free.
“What is this bullshit about what kind of person I am? Maybe I am someone who gives up! I don’t know! Why would you know what kind of person I am? Everyone is like: ‘what kind of person are you? you have to know who you are!’ What a fucking cliche.”
Sucy makes a potion that causes the one who consumes it to freely admit their heart's desires. She then slips it into Diana's tea leading to her confessing to a very surprised Akko
(tbh I didnt know really what to do and i really just wanted to write the one scene at the end so hopefully its okay)
“So you sure this will work?” Akko asks. She flips around
the bottle in her hands, studying it carefully.
“Yes, I am sure. Whoever drinks that will spill a secret,”
Sucy replies. She takes back her potion and puts it in her pocket. “I still can’t
believe that you are so riled up over Diana that you want blackmail her. You
can be a devil and I love it when you get like that.”
Akko only grins, thinking of being able to used something against
Diana. Whatever it is, Akko hopes that it will be good. When the two friends
get into dining hall, they spot the Diana all alone. Hannah and Barbra are not
around which is a bit surprising. The two usually hover around Diana all the
time. Guess they had better things to do or Diana chooses to be alone.
Akko and Sucy walk over to the table. Diana puts down the
cup of tea she has been drinking down on a plate. She raises an eyebrow at the
site of the two other girls.
“Hi, Diana,” Akko starts off.
“Hello. What are you doing here? Usually you don’t just walk
up to talk to me” Diana replies.
“I was just wondering about class today, I fell asleep in it
and I know you take good notes. Lotte is around and Sucy only wrote down a bit,”
As Akko lies and distracts Diana, Sucy slips pass them to
pour some of her potion into Diana’s drink. Once enough is in the tea, Sucy
gives the single to Sucy that everything is ready to go. Akko gives a small nod
as Sucy comes up next to her again.
“I think we should get going soon. Amanda wanted to do
something with us soon. You also should drink your tea before it gets cold,”
Diana gives the two of them looks, not knowing what to make
of them. She mumbles to herself about something before taking a sip of her tea.
Akko waits for something to happen. A few moments pass before Diana slaps a
hand over her mouth and snaps to attention. She tries her hardest not to open
her mouth. Akko gets a little closer to Diana. “Anything you want to say?”
Diana tries her best to resist the urge to speak but it doesn’t
work. She suddenly grabs Akko’s arms. “I-I love you, Akko Kagari. As in, love you.”
Once out in the open, a look of shock comes over both Diana’s
and Akko faces. Neither of them can process what has just been said. Akko is so
brought back that Diana’s deepest secret is about her, she faints. In Diana’s
own shock, her grip loosens which allows Akko to hit the floor.
Meanwhile, Sucy just snickers to herself at the sight. Akko
might not be able to use this info as blackmail, but she might be able to. For
now, however, she places a hand on Diana’s shoulder. “That was one hell of a
spill. I know that you are still trying to think this all over but do you mind
helping me bring Akko back to the dorm? Who knows how long she will be out, especially
after hitting the floor like she did.”
I just really needed Murphy worshipping Emori okay (also tbh might write an E-rated scene but idkkkkk)
It’s almost dawn and Emori still hasn’t slept.
After tossing and turning for hours, she gives up on finding rest. She slips from the covers, careful not to wake John, who snores softly under a mound of blankets. She creeps into the bathroom, pushing the door shut and wincing as it creaks at the hinges. Leaning over the counter, she flicks the light on and squints at her reflection. The shadows under her eyes are startling in the bright light; the wrinkles at their corners are etched deep into her dark skin.
She sleeps in a short-sleeved shirt now, her arms and hands uncovered. She’s trying it, trying to learn how to exist in the skin she hates. It was easier in the Dead Zone when you had to cover your skin or wear a painful burn for weeks. Here, now, it’s harder to find excuses. [Read more on Ao3]
I think everyone is forgetting that ontop of doing ½ body tattoos, enchantresses intense af makeup, suicide squad’s makeup team had to outfit killer croc for a scene where he swam! That makeup was underwater for extended periods of time but yall be tripin over some face and hands fx with mildly half ass paint jobs
what was your favourite moment in 13rw? personally, mine was ryan telling courtney to fuck off when she was tryna defending The Devil Himself
A friend of mine has a girlfriend named Courtney and they just started watching it so I said I’m very excited for them to get to that point
We were all thinking it tbh
I low key loved the scene in the pilot with Hannah and Justin on the bus when their relationship was 100% innocent and playful
I’m just still not over what amazing actors and actresses they all are
Hello it's been 10 minutes and I would like to respectfully request a pinof blooper analysis/ramble
hahaha HI @ everyone who sent me requests for this oh my god i am overwhelmed so please bear with me for what is about to be an inarticulate jumble of ranting and crying. what … was that??? honestly? it felt so different to anything dan and phil have uploaded, if not ever, then at least in the last few years. i feel slightly hyperbolic as i type that, but i think i feel comfortable with that stance because it really was so tonally different to their usual. a few people in my inbox (and elsewhere on tumblr) have noted that this video felt a lot more like bloopers than the old pinof bloopers ever did. less like material that didn’t make it into the main video, more like the actual candid fucking around they do in between “scenes” or questions. as a result, to me, this was such an interesting look at the way that they actually interact and .. i’m trying to find words for it other than “soft,” but it is. it’s soft. and gentle. and very flirty??? first of all, their voices. for nearly the whole duration, they (especially dan) were using their softer, more natural voices rather than their “performance” ones. secondly, their little flirty/affectionate comments. dan making fun of phil’s laugh but quickly calling it an “endearing quality” that “we all” (he included himself in that!) like. phil’s thing about getting lost in dan’s dimple. the cute almost subconscious reminiscing on the past ( “eight years later didn’t think we’d still be doing this, eh?”). the adorable scene of dan going in for a “hug” (who hugs w their mouth dan, nice try mate) and chasing phil, phil’s fond “it’s over” as he escapes (trying hard not to overanalyze that, failing miserably). i got strong flashbacks to some of the pranks dan has played on phil before and the aftermath where phil chases dan (like this one, where dan makes phil disgusting tea, phil dribbles on himself, then tries to run after dan). they were also so physical (again, what’s new, tbh), with phil repeatedly pushing or shoving dan to tell him to stop, and dan tickling phil at one point, poking him in the .. somewhere … during the “what? what? you wanna fight” exchange. honestly i feel like a third wheel watching these kind of interactions. which brings me to the larger, more intangible point about these bloopers and about why this month of videos in general has been so incredibly lovely. dan and phil know each other so, so well and they make each other so happy. they’re showing us that more than they have in a long time. i love how the bloopers in particular demonstrate how they know exactly what to do/say to make the other laugh. i think phil in particular was ridiculously funny in this–i loved when he was asking dan such teasing questions about his dimple and when he was winding dan up by drawing on his nose one point at a time (the art style he’s trying to reference is pointillism lmao) and taking like 15 seconds to act like he couldn’t figure out how to fit the pen back in its cap. i loved when dan asks how he feels about stealing cereal and he just says “good.” i mean look how fucking smiley and happy dan was the whole time (not to say that phil wasn’t but i think the balance was more in favor of phil intentionally making dan laugh):
^literally six seconds in, right after phil says “pinof 8, this time it’s …” which for some reason dan finds so hilarious
^when phil says the fan responded with “am i dreaming”
^when phil says he feels good about stealing dan’s crunchy nut
they make each other so fucking happy. each video since the halloween baking video has felt like a concerted effort to show us that, to show us how deep their friendship really goes, and how easily, effortlessly they fit together, riff off of each other, and bring each other joy. there were lots of other little moments that were amazing ( “finally i’m the ball of sunshine,” phil getting a lesson on nipples/mammals from dan, “do you trust this man with a dog?”) but if i commented on all of them it’d be a frame by frame analysis of the video. it was jst that good. i’m so happy and so beyond grateful and impressed with what these two have given us this month. it was so much work for them and it’s literally christmas today, and dan still decided to edit these and share such candid and lovely moments with us. dan and phil are just so good and we’re so lucky<3
i'd love to know your thoughts on crooked kingdom if u please
oh god where to begin?? my thoughts can be simply put as me yelling and crying into the void
i’ll probably have to read it over again soon (I read it kinda start-stop over the course of 2 days and i prefer to read something in one sitting to fully immerse myself in it) but like everything?? about?? it?? was?? amazing??
i loved all the kaz/ inej scenes, i loved all the inej scenes tbh, she’s probably my favourite character (just barely edging out nina) i love the friendship she has with nina, i love nina and matthias’ relationship (which we’re not going to talk about) i love how they’re all a bunch of damaged kids trying to make everything work, wylan is adorable, jesper is an absolute riot and his father is such a sweetheart as well tbh, kaz is little slimy son of a bitch but he’s my slimy son of bitch ya feel?
and the story was absolutely amazing too- like, good plot AND good characters?? holy fucking shit
and then the ending with kaz and inej- he! did! that! i was shook. and then she did that too! honestly inej could stab me and i would tell her thanks.