still im confused

I’m scrolling through tumblr and my fiancé is sleeping next to me, it’s 3:20AM and suddenly he whispers “there’s… too much meat”

I ask him wtf are you talking about and he just continues mumbling about “too much meat”. I’m like are you even awake??? He just answers yea and smiles. It’s quiet for a while and i already thought he had fallen asleep again or whatever, but then i hear a small laugh and “…not enough salad”

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more magician reigen bc its so much fun

and also ritsu bc definitely super fun

existential questions that sometimes keep me up at night: what was happening here? why is emma touching/wiping sonja’s teeth? what was she doing? is this something people DO? do people just touch other people’s teeth? do people touch someone they’ve just met’s teeth? i’ve never seen anyone do this before? do people around me actually do this but every time i was just not paying attention? i’ve never even touched my best friends’ teeth? i’ve never touched ANYONE’S teeth like that? no one has ever touched my teeth with their fingers other than my dentist who’s been my dentist since i was a toddler? what is going on here? WHAT IS GOING ON 

tfw ur friend comes to watch u practice but he falls alseep in the stands. (headcanon: yuri sleeps w his tongue stickin’ out sometimes and curls up in a lil ball like a cat)

Seeing posts about how Rebels could end after S3 really makes me realise how much i need this show to LIVE.

  • 3rd hokage: i let orochimaru escape because i felt emotional attachment to him. i deeply regretted this action and it ended up in the exploitation, torture and murder of children and deaths of many others, myself included. i can only hope the inheritors of my will can stop this monster
  • orochimaru: im not going to stop doing any of that stuff but i guess i dont want the world to end so ill give you a small amount of help
  • naruto: oh, well, carry on with your experiments and torture then!

BRO BRO BRO THEY HELLA CUTE