still hot in this age

I know I have posted this one before at various wip stages, but I’ve decided I’m done messing with it; for now.

Literally 5 minutes into my gym session and I already got asked by 2 employees to show my ID … they thought I was under 16

Listen, I am all for the cowboy hat tipping thing, but I CANNOT FOR THE LIFE OF ME WHAT IS HE SAYING? IS HE SAYING MEOW? That’s what it looks like. Like you know. “meeOWWW.” i d f k.

Snapback daddy pls omfg. I LOVE SNAPBACKS OKAY I KNOW THAT IT’S A TREND THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE ARE LIKE ‘stop.’ BUT I AM ALL GREEN LIGHT ABOUT IT, GO GOG OOGOOGOOO 

FUCK YOU CAN’T DO THIS TO ME AJ, You were so hot. And you still are. I want to age this well. DAMN. 

His lil necklace omfg

BULLET CLUB PEW PEW

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASdayum

Jesus christ, if there was ever a picture that you automatically think of daddy, this is it right here, as soon as I saw it I was like, ‘Daddy. Holy shIT DADDY AFFF.’ (if y’all couldn’t tell by now, I have a serious daddy kink LMAO.) 

… Son of a bit-

THIS PICTURE. LEMME TELL YOU HOW IN LOVE WITH THIS PICTURE OF YOUNG AJ I AM, BECAUSE HOT DAMN. Okay let’s start off with short hair. LIKE IT IS THE START OF HIS LONGER HAIR AND I AM ALL FOR IT, IT’S SLIGHTLY IN HIS FACE AND LIKE UGH okay and the ear pierced thing, holy shit, I LOVE WHEN GUYS HAVE THEIR EAR PIERCED LIKE THAT IT IS MY WEAKNESS. Alright, damn daniel let’s talk about them WHITE SHORTS. Ha get it, cause white vans. Yeah I know, I suck. (would gladly suck for AJ HAHAHA) OKATY NEXT, ARM VEINS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOW I am a sucker for it, A SUCKER FOR IT. AnD YOU CAN SEE THE LITTLE HIP DIP THING YOU KNOW THE V THE LINE THAT BOYS HAVE THAT YOU JUST FOLLOW LIKE A ROAD AND SUDDENLY THERE’S THE MAGIC BAYBAY. Wow I just live for this picture wOW 

I am super obsessed with face masks, like??? 

GUYS SWEATY IN THE HAIR FACE I CAN’T 

He has so many shirts with his name on them lmao, I wish I was famous so I could do the same without people being like ‘Wtf’ 

Originally posted by iteamhelena

All I can think of is Crunchitize me Captain, and I don’t know WHY THIS PICTURE REMINDS ME OF IT??

Originally posted by rivenator

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA OMFGGG HAHAHA 

Originally posted by lowedownwrestlingreport

DOUBLE PEW BONUS MASK, because I am trash for masks? 

Originally posted by tapemachinesarerolling

… Them fingers tho

Originally posted by thedudeambrose

Slipping Dean in is pretty much my signature, idk. This made me sexually frustrated

Originally posted by tapemachinesarerolling

 HAHAHAHA REMEMBER HOW I SAID I WAS SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED HERE WE GO

Originally posted by hollowkubox

Annnnd I brought myself back from the brink HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA THIS IS MY FAV OMFG I WOULD DO THE SAME THING CAUSE I AM SO FUCKING CLUMSY OHMYGOD I THINK THIS IS MY FAV GIF EVER. 

Originally posted by tapemachinesarerolling

Basically, I am AJ Styles af because I am a confused puppy most of the time and I got a cute country accent to boot. 

@hardcorewwetrash for THE DAY OF THIRST BEBE. 

Logan: bullet points

I don’t know if Logan is just considered a timeline offshoot or mainline but it’s a good way to end the current crop in the X-Men series. 

Great performance by Stewart as always, who alternates between old fuddy duddy and still looking hot as an aged 90+ Xavier.

Jackman is solid throughout, a good swan song for Wolverine. there was really only one way this was going to end.

Dafne Keen has just the right amount of rage and bull look as Laura. The choreographed fight scenes with her and Logan are amazing. The Supporting cast all great.

Logan really, really needs to stop accepting people’s hospitality. 

I really don’t have much to say on it, it was real good. I think next week I’ll see Skull island.

To whom it may concern!

Richard Ayoade’s real birthday is indeed on 23 May. I knew this from a pretty good source and now that he came out with it I have no doubts anymore. I was surprised he did. He even mentions this date in his book: “Ayoadeans now hold a Festival of Giving for him between 23 May and 12 July.” He usually slips some true facts between his jokes. So yes, he is already 39 and he’s the hottest dilf!

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Frostbite’s Lighting Engine: the Saga in I Just Can’t.

Above are screenshots of Dorian Pavus using the same mod (Dorian in Black) in three separate lighting situations: Haven at Night, Skyhold in the library, and Arbor Wilds in the day.

And LOOK how different his armor is depending on the lighting! You don’t even get to see all that gorgeous detailing on his armor unless you’re standing in a ‘day’ lighting scenario.

Seriously, Bioware? WHAT IS UP WITH YOUR LIGHTING ENGINES?

/this has been a rant

(NOTE: Mods used are Dorian in Black and Invisible Armors, both made by other people and both highly recommended)