still getting 500's

  • Kirk (flirting): "Doubt thou the stars are fire, Doubt that the sun doth move. Doubt truth to be a liar, But never doubt I love."
  • Spock: Technically, Captain, the stars are not fire. They give off light due to the heat created by the conversion from hydrogen to helium. As an explorer of space, I would expect you to know this.
  • Kirk: ಠ╭╮ಠ

“All demons should be E͍̼̩ͫ͋͋̉̈͋̇̀͟͟ ̶̠̮̹͉̠̤ͥX̶̠̬͖̺͔̟̙͂̀͂͆ͩͨͣ̃ͅ ̡̫̜͖̻̯̍ͪͥ̽̋͘T͈͖͍̝̗̽ͤͩͫ̆ͤͅ ̜͔̼̾̎͂͗Ẽ̤̮̈̾ͯ̾͠͡ ̴̨̲͓̣͓͉͔̮̰͂͒̑R̵̨͈͓͖̣̳̫̯̼̈́͗͋̍̊̈́ ̵̛̳̮ͭͧ̓̊̃͋̏͝M̒̒͑͊͏̤̤̠̮̳͞ ̣̣̤͍͙̳̘̼̂ͫͦ͜I͈͂͆̆̉̀̔͞ ̴̸̷̘̙̜͗ͩ̃̾Ň̢͓̗̦̮̯̭̦̠ͤ̏ͫ̓ͮͩͧ͆ ͉̋͋͑ͧ̾̉̀̚͜A̷̘̖ͬ̾̽ ̨̝̹̗͈͚͙̘̗͕̎̌̆̾ͧT̴̨̤͓̫̞̞̰̟̩̀ͥ̊̏̂͒̽̀ͅ ̛͈̦̥̻̘ͧ͛ͣ̋E̟̖̞͚͌ͫ͗ͫ̀͌̉̉̈́̕͘ ̶̊͂͗́̑̀҉̥̥̭̦̣D̶̨͎̝͒͆̽̿̀̂ͤͮ̚

so i walk to this mall close by my house often and it’s also near a high school, so while i was there this group of guys were hanging out in front of target (which i needed to walk by) and while i was heading towards them they suddenly got loud and these two dudes were pushed out of the group and i stopped because i didn’t want to get in their way. let’s call them Ron and Pete. so Pete starts arguing with Ron and they’re up in each other’s faces until Ron looks over his shoulder and sees me and is like ‘HEY GIRL COME HERE’ and i turned and thought he was talking to someone else but nope. he was talking to me. Pete turned and he gestured for me to go to them and i was like.. haha no and i shook my head and stared going the other direction but Ron grabbed his skateboard and rode over to me and asked me what the first thing i thought of when i looked at Pete and when i said a skater boy and immediately shouted ‘NO. WRONG. HE IS A CHEATER AND HE KISSED LARSON LAST NIGHT EVEN THOUGH WE ARE DATING’ and flipped Pete and the group off and rode away. Pete then came over to me and apologized and went after Ron..

Merlin alternate endings:

1. Fuckdragon actually cures Arthur, everyone lives happily ever after

2. Arthur isn’t a bitch and doesn’t kill Mordred’s girlfriend, together they defeat Morgana, everyone lives happily ever after

3. Merlin isn’t a bitch and saves Mordred’s girlfriend, together they convince Arthur magic isn’t a bad thing, together they defeat Morgana, everyone lives happily ever after

4. Merlin killed Mordred in the first place, they eventually defeat Morgana who’s weak, everyone lives happily ever after

5. Uther isn’t such a whiny fuckboy and treats Morgana right, despite her powers, everyone in the kingdom gets respected, you only get convicted if you misuse magic, EVERYONE lives happily ever after

6. If Merlin is such a good magician, he could just control Mordred’s mind and stop him from fighting with Arthur, lets Arthur kill him, everyone lives happily ever after

7. Morgana solves her issues in a peaceful way, everyone lives

8. Arthur stays the fuck alive, everyone happy, he ditches Gwen, marries Merlin, everyone lives happily ever after

9. Gaius completes his transformation into a turtle, kills everyone with laserpower, Gaius lives happily ever after

10. An owl with the face of Randy Newman descends onto Camelot, blesses everyone with his owlness, everyone lives peacefully and happily ever after

HDM month | week 3: favourite relationship

Lyra & Will

“She could see from his eyes that he knew at once what she meant, and that he was too joyful to speak. Her fingers were still at his lips, and he felt them tremble, and he put his own hand up to hold hers there, and then neither of them could look; they were confused; they were brimming with happiness.”

i love this brush and i named it zim

Wig: check! (needs to be styled)
Gem: check!
Skirt: ordered! (needs to be painted)
Jewelry: ordered!
Armour: needs to be assembled
Beads: ordered!
Belt: needs materials/needs to be assembled
Hoop Skirt: needs to be adjusted

SO FAR THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME. 

nonviiolent  asked:

if you've answered this before i'm sorry! but how do you think toshiro would be as a parent? attentive? over-bearing? over-affectionate? does he even want children!

         Admittedly questions like theses are always so weird for me to receive, considering the fact that Toshiro is STILL a child. But regardless of that – I have this post regarding if his S/O [ Here is Momo but he’ll act no differently ] was pregnant. Not sure if it’ll be beneficial information to you, though.  It goes without saying that he is far from thinking about having a kid. – There’s a possibility he won’t even reach adult - hood. But that’s neither here or there.

             If he were to ever become a parent, however, he’ll, of course, be the hard and strict one amongst the parents. He’ll be unrefined in his teachings yet mindful towards his child’s feelings and weaknesses.  Tough love, per se. –  If he’s still a captain at that point of time,  then he might unintentionally be neglectful time to time due to his workaholic tendencies. Leaving his child mostly at his mother’s side when he works on paperwork. He’s not an affectionate character. essentially withdrawn and I doubt aging will change much of his personality. With that said, I can see him being a distant and awkward father who, in truth, internally loves his child and is, without a doubt, over protective of his offspring.  B’)

today on “kat’s daily life”: once again she almost got intimidated by her own ao3 stats