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  • me @ midnight: it's ok I didn't get to bed as early as I wanted this is still pretty early for me every little bit helps when it comes to fixing sleep schedules this is fine
  • me @ 1 am: ∠(ᐛノ ∠)_
  • me @ 2 am: ∠(ᐛノ ∠)_
  • me @ 3 am: ∠(ᐛノ ∠)_
  • me @ 4 am: _(⌓̈ 」∠)_
100 Reasons to Love Kim Namjoon

today is my 3 year anniversary of loving namjoon and so here’s 100 reasons everyone should love him !!!!!!!

  1. he gave up a stable future of studying and going to college (despite being so smart) to risk everything and pursue his dream of becoming a rapper
  2. had to fight criticism for being an ‘idol’ rapper and struggled for years with his decision and identity
  3. when he says he loves himself !!!!
  4. never forget this cute tummy flash !!!!!!!!
  5. he loves all his members so much sosososo much, he always puts them before himself 
  6. WHEN HE’S LAUGHING REALLY HARD AND HE STARTS SEAL CLAPPING
  7. that one time tae came to sleep next to namjoon and namjoon sleepily held tae’s hand and wouldn’t let go
  8. his signature move when he takes his two index fingers and covers one of his eyes while looking deadass into the camera
  9. HIS DOE SHAPED PRETTY CHOCOLATE BROWN EYES !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  10. professional self-dragger, literally willingly drags his own ass
  11. his mixtape release in 2015, every song was so important and deep and okay, it’s largely forgotten because of yoongi’s mixtape but it has so much emotion and meaning behind every song
  12. he loveloveloves dogs !
  13. literally has looked like the best thing the world has to offer no matter what rainbow ass hair color bighit sticks him with
  14. that golden age when his hair was black when will that look come back from the war ://////////
  15. you know that thing he does when he’s been rapping and suddenly breaks out into a smile and scrunches his nose and winks with one eye mmmmmmmmokay !!!!
  16. his angry rap when his neck veins show because he’s literally putting his all into it
  17. the way he looks in beanies !!!!!!!!! with one ear tucked in and the other sticking out
  18. the mole on the left side right under his jawline 
  19. the fact that he literally read books on philosophy for hyyh
  20. THE WAY !!!!!!!!! HE LOOKS !!!!!!!!!!!! IN A SUIT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  21. that time his speaker wasn’t working and he yelled at it and it started to work, Legends Only
  22. the fact that he isn’t afraid to try out weird kinds of fashion and won’t hear shit about it
  23. has been known to support LGBT since 2012
  24. THAT TIME BTS WERE IN ISAC IN 2015 AND HE WAS EVERY MEMBER’S HYPE MAN 
  25. when he’s too lazy to wear contacts so he wears his thick black rimmed glasses :’(((((((((((
  26. that time he had a wardrobe malfunction and had his whole shirt ripped off during that dance break and he did the whole performance holding up the sorry remains of his shirt 
  27. the fact that kim namjoon invented dimples !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no really he did
  28. how he is literally incapable of doing a fan sign without making it a display of how much aegyo he can fit in any given span of time and then immediately be shy and embarrassed about it
  29. 6 feet tall, he is 6 feet tall also don’t forget that he is literally the eiffel tower because nothing is taller than 6 feet just sayin
  30. that amazing and blessed time he had silver hair and my heart literally exploded !!!!!!!!!!!
  31. HIS PRETTY PINK POUTY PLUSH PERFECT LIPS 
  32. that time bts was doing rainism and he was the only one who didn’t know all the moves and messed up but pulled it off confidently in the end
  33. he literally loves his mom so much i’m :’(((((((
  34. HIS ALL BLACK OUTFITS AND THE WAY HE LOOKS WHEN HE WEARS ALL BLACK AND THE WAY ALL BLACK LOOKS ON HIM AND -
  35. the fact that every time someone tells him to do a freestyle dance, it’s literally the same awkward robotic jerky dance with the failing arms and legs since 2013
  36. when he tries to sing even though the members laugh at him
  37. HE JUST WANTS TO CATCH CRABS FOR GOODNESS SAKE
  38. his cute soft pretty pink knees :’))))))))))
  39. in the fire era when he had that acorn haircut and pulled that shit off when will your fave ever
  40. he reads, he has an IQ of 148, he was the nation’s top 1% in 5 subjects in high school, he -
  41. his smile his beautiful glorious soft glowing stunning breathtaking smile that smile that you only have the privilege of seeing someone have one in a million times in your life, the kind of smile that could change the world
  42. the way he looks in a choker the way he looks in a choker the way he looks in a chok-
  43. okay !!!!!!!!!! but his cute squishy tiny nose so kissable n someone please bop it and pinch it and it’s soosososo cute 
  44. the way he gets his hands inky and dirty every single fan sign every single darn one !!!!!!!!!!!! why are they dirty? what is he doing ?????
  45. THE AUDACITY HE HAS TO WINK AND BITE LIPS AT CAMERAS THE SHEER AUDACITY
  46. the way his arms look in sleeveless tops his arms !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  47. the way he looks in snapbacks mmmmmmmmmmmm
  48. that time on running man when everyone was supposed to have as many boxes as possible and he literally got his box snatched from his hands and he tripped over nothing he’s the dorkiest softest boy -
  49. SAILORMON !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  50. that time he wore the army khakis and outfit and i just ://////// oh my god
  51. his side profile his perfect gorgeous beautiful angelic side profile !!!!
  52. his obsession with ryan and how happy he got when jimin got him a ryan cake for his birthday fkdsfhgfd
  53. legs for days !!!!!!!!!!!!!
  54. that time namjoon was a minion for halloween 
  55. “I had to dance to survive in this cold, cruel world.”
  56. his cute outfit in the baepsae dance practice video :((((((((((
  57. he looks sosoososososo unbeliveably beautiful bare faced i just love him so much 
  58. that time during the hyyh prologue shooting when all the members were piling onto him and he yelled ‘MY BALLS, MAN’
  59. his fucnkgn !!!!!!!!!! puma photoshoot binch !!!!!!!!!!!
  60. the fact that he sang expensive girl and took the fact that he didn’t get a grammy for it like a man :///
  61. that time they won their first award in 2015 and he was cleARLY CRYING but denied it like “i’m not crying”
  62. THAT TIME HE LITERALLY DESCRIBED HIS ERECTION ON LIVE RADIO AIR IN ENGLISH 
  63. that one time !!!!!!!!!!!!!! bts had an outdoor performance and his white shirt got sososososooso sweaty it was basically stuck to him and see through if you don’t know what i’m talking about then goodbye
  64. those RARE times when he smiles and sticks his tongue out at the same time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  65. that time he was complaining about jungkook and the fruit flies and the weird as shit way he pronounced ‘vaccuum’
  66. his messy friendship with jackson 
  67. the fact that he apologized for the mistakes he has made in the past and made no excuses about them 
  68. award for having the world’s cutest and flattest tushy !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  69. i don’t know if anyone noticed but the way he holds his fingers when he’s explaining something like he puts them in awkward bent angles and they’re really long and expressive i just looooovvveeeee
  70. that time he was doing a duet with this female singer for a show and he picked her up from the airport and held a sign with her name and got shy around her he’s the biggest gentleman DDDD:
  71. deep husky voice like shots of pure liquid gold sends shivers down my spine ://////////
  72.  KIM DAILY
  73. that time he held a tiny itty bitty baby frog on his index finger i dont know why it was so cute of him i just !!!
  74. sweaty namjoon when namjoon sweats the sweat namjoon produces 
  75. that time he tried to twerk but ‘something keeps dangling’
  76. when !!!!!!!!!! he wears tight pants and his thighs are almost bursting out of his pants jdfkkhkj
  77. the way he says ‘baby’
  78. EVERY ‘WHAT AM I TO YOU’ PERFORMANCE HE’S EVER DONE
  79. that time he was asked to pick between solo and bts and didn’t hesitate for a microsecond before saying bts
  80. THAT TIME NAMJOON DID THIS GUITAR ACOUSTIC WITH SOMEONE ELSE AND HE RAPPED SO SWEETLY MY HEART OVERFLOWED
  81. taught himself english by listening to 10 english dvds 10 times over 3 years 
  82. special thank you to every namjoon stylist who made him wear low cut shirts
  83. THE WAY HE LOOKS WEARING A MASSIVE HOODIE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  84. ‘and i’m sexy like a porn star’
  85. accepts and settles for being the least popular bts member
  86. the way he looks when he wears headbands 
  87. when his sleeves are super long so he has sweater paws and his pretty fingers stick out slightly jdsfkshgkjfmncvb
  88. sub par body rolls that can still make you squirm and cry :////////
  89. once when he was the first in a lineup in a fan sign he told a fan ‘now you’ve practiced on me, you can do this in front of your real bias’
  90. got to write in “힙합하다 1” (‘This is Hip Hop 1: South Korea, Hip Hop and Life’) which is a hip hop book for 42 top korean hip hop artists
  91. THAT TINY MOLE BELOW HIS BOTTOM LIP THAT YOU CAN ONLY SEE IF HE SMILES REALLY WIDE
  92. the way he looks in a tie ohohohoohohoho my gosh !!!!!!!!!!!!!
  93. that time in the ariport the cameraman said ‘the girls love you guys’ and namjoon was like ‘thanks, we love you too’
  94. the way he wrote about the sunset in his diary when he went to dubai 
  95. HE HAS BENDY ARMS !!!!!!!!! NO REALLY I SWEAR THEY BEND BACKWARDS 
  96. he once told a fan ‘sorry’ when she told him she got him photocard
  97. he said that he wanted to know what it was like going to college and sometimes he feels like he missed out on that experience :///
  98. can you believe namjoon invented having pretty hands??????? Amazing
  99. he cares sosooso much about other people he’s always wondering how his fans are doing, what they feel like, always giving advice, always learning and growing, never stopping
  100. “I’m still existing, still breathing. Even though I keep looking forward and run, sometimes I still look back. The path in front and behind are still far, but even so, if the people who look at me are still dreaming and picking up their strengths, that alone makes me feel good. It’s okay to live this way, breaking down, getting hurt and looking back at the past. I will live. I am living like this. Me. Us.”
The signs as things people have said to me (part II)
  • Aries: oh so you can dangerously climb up that tree in the dark but suddenly I'm not allowed to go down a slide because it's for kids? Fuck you watch me
  • Taurus: okay but if it's not dark yet then is it actually 9pm or is it all just folklore? An old wives' tale if you may.
  • Gemini: so I just basically lied to him like 8 times
  • Cancer: DONT CROSS THE ROAD IF ITS NOT AT A PROPER CROSSING YOU ABSOLUTE MONG WHAT WOULD I TELL YOUR MUM IF YOU DIED ON MY WATCH
  • Leo: I'm sorry for getting lipstick on your jumper. To be fair it's kinda your fault for wearing white
  • Virgo: I'm good at sharing if it's yours but if it's mine stay the fuck away from me bitch
  • Libra: bruv he's sooo into you look at him staring at you oh wait no which one are we talking about?
  • Scorpio: he's a fucking DAD! And he's like 40! Okay yeah I do see the appeal
  • Sagittarius: I just feel like dying for a bit but I don't think there's like any cool stuff in the afterlife (like what) idk like lego
  • Capricorn: so exams? Studying? All that just a myth yeah? We just gonna hang and watch Boy Meets World all day instead?
  • Aquarius: yeah I did have a near death experience. Huh? No I didn't die I was sleeping I think
  • Pisces: just talk to him (about what) just say like... idk wanna get Starbucks sometime? (He works at Starbucks u div) oh... costa?
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My Dear Lucy, I wrote this story for you, but when I began it I had not realized that girls grow quicker than books. As a result you are already too old for fairy tales, and by the time it is printed and bound you will be older still. But some day you will be old enough to start reading fairy tales again. 

Strict

Hello guys well i felt inspired so i wrote this haha, please let me know if you like it and feel free to request! Check out “Unstoppable”!

Genre: Romance, Fluff, Smut.

Length: 2k

One shot

Summary; “Chanyeol was known for being a very strict teacher”


“Okay students you can now leave” said your math teacher getting her things and leaving the classroom. 

“Hurry up y/n i don’t want to be late for Mr. Park’s class!” of course she wouldn’t want to be late, it was Mr. Park’s class he was known for his amazingly good looks but also known for being very strict, so basically he had all the girls swooning for him… including you, you immediately had a crush on him since the first day you saw him. 

“Okay, okay let’s go” You said putting the last book in your backpack and headed to the door with her.

When you arrived to Mr. Park’s classroom you saw that he was talking to your brother Baekhyun, he was also a teacher there but unlike Mr. Park that was new, your brother already had 5 years giving classes in school. 

You tried to walk fast past them but your brother was fast enough to notice “Where do you think you're going missy” Busted. You stopped at your tracks and turned around to look at him. 

You noticed that Mr. Park was also looking at you so that made you nervous since his gaze was always very strong, your cheeks reddened a bit. 

Baekhyun made you a motion to get close to them. “Are you just going to act like you didn't see me and not say hello?” he asked in disbelief. “Baekhyun i see you everyday at home” You answered crossing your arms over your chest making a ‘are you serious?’ type of look. 

“But i didn’t speak to my baby sister this morning, i went to see you but you were still sleeping” He pouted. “Do you know you drool in your sleep?” he asked while pulling your cheek lightly. You wouldn’t have minded what he said if you were alone but Mr. Park was listening to everything so it did make you flush in embarrassment. “Gosh Baekhyun that's one of the reasons i act like i don’t know you, you have no filter” You said putting one of your hands in your face. 

“Each day you get more rude” he said moving his head in disappointment way. You were about to retort but the bell rang signaling it was time to start class. Baekhyun said goodbye and got out of the classroom while you went to your seat.  

“Okay everybody i just want to see pencil and eraser in your table put everything else in your backpack and turn off cellphones”

You turned to look at your best friend in horror and whispered “Oh my gosh is the exam today?” she nodded her head. “I told you twice yesterday but you were just daydreaming y/n” she whispered back. 

You were doomed, you were already failing this subject and with this it was just worse. 

Mr. Park passed the exams to everyone and once finished he said “Okay you have the whole hour, good luck” he sat at his desk and started checking some exams from the other group. 

You stared at the paper intently searching for something you could answer but your mind was just blank, you looked at your best friend for help but she just shrugged.

50 minutes and your paper sheet was still white, there were only three students left in the classroom including you. You turned around to look if someone could help but they were concentrated in there exam then you turned your eyes to look at Mr. Park but he was already watching you. 

Your mouth opened a bit at the surprise and your cheeks started to feel hot so you fastly looked at your paper sheet again in embarrassment.

10 minutes and you were the only one left in the classroom, so you stood up decided to just give up and give him that blank paper sheet. 

“Why is the paper sheet blank Mrs. Byun?” he asked looking at the white paper and then raising his eyes to you.

You looked down to the floor and answer sincerely “I forgot to study and well i didn’t know anything” you sighed, he was your crush and you were just making a fool of yourself.

“Are you consent that your failing my class right?” you nodded your head in agreement “Mr. Park i really don’t want to fail this class can’t i do the exam again tomorrow please?” You asked looking at him with hope, you were pretty sure he would say no since he was known for being strict but he got you off guard when he said “I want to see you here tomorrow at 4 and don't be late” 

“Thank you so much Mr. Park i promise i’ll do my best!” you got your things from your table and left the classroom in a hurry.

Next day.

You arrived to the classroom at 3:55 and Mr. Park wasn’t there yet so you decided to write some notes in your leg just in case you forgot since you didn’t want to fail.

It was 4:05 when Mr. Park went inside the classroom “Sorry for the tardiness” said that he gave you your exam “Good luck”

You already where more than halfway from finishing the exam when you got to a question you didn’t know “What event took place on July 10th 1951 that started a two year long process to peace?” suddenly you remembered you wrote it on your leg so you raised you head to look at Mr. Park but he looked very busy writing down notes, so you decided to lift your skirt a bit to look at the answer.

“What are you doing Mrs. Byun?” Shit. You hurriedly fixed your skirt and tried to look normal “Nothing Mr. Park” you smiled nervously. 

“Come over here” You hesitated to get up but you saw how serious he was so you gave up and went towards him.

“I want you to lift your skirt up” Your eyes widened in surprise. “N-no i’m not going to do that” you stuttered a bit. 

“Fine” He pulled you with force towards him making you sit in his lap, he put his hand on your leg and raised your skirt, showing him the notes you had made. You looked at him in shock it was too much to register since it happened so fast. “I-i can explain” he looked at you smirking.

“I give you the chance to redo the exam and you just do this…bad girl” one of his hand grabbed your face making you turn to look at him. 

“I think you need a punishment” he said whispering to your ear. Your eyes widened and you gasped, that’s when he took the perfect opportunity to connect your lips together.

You where shocked, you never expected him to do this you had daydreamed of this a lot of times before but you never thought it would actually happen in real life. 

You started to move your lips in sync with his, the kiss was rough and passionate, his hands started to wonder around your body stopping at one of your breast while you started to unbutton his shirt but he stopped you. “I never ordered you to unbutton my shirt baby” you put your hands down to your lap and nodded. 

He chuckled and then his lips went towards your neck starting to give you light kisses to finally suck on your sweet spot leaving a big hickey. “I don’t want you to cover that okay?” A slight moan escaped your lips and he smiled at your action and then kept sucking, you took a grab at his hair and pulled lightly moaning “Mr. Park, t-this is wrong” 

“If this is wrong…” his hand moved your underwear to the side and started to touch your clit “then why are you so wet?” 

You were going to answer but a loud moan left your mouth when he inserted two fingers in your core and started to move them in and out fastly.

“Do you like this baby?” he asked looking at you expression of pleasure “Ye-yes please keep going” you took the opportunity to unbutton your shirt and toss it to the side leaving you in your bra, starting to touch your breasts. “Faster!” You moaned

He obeyed and went faster adding a third finger, making you scream in pleasure. “Look how i have you with just my fingers, imagine if it was my dick, love”  your core got tight at his words making you feel close to orgasm. 

You were so close to letting go when he abruptly took his fingers out of you. You turned around to give him a mad look but you saw him licking his fingers clean that making your core feel wet again. 

“Take all your clothes off” he ordered. You opened you mouth to retort that he was still fully clothed but he cut you off by saying “If you’re not going to use your pretty mouth to suck me off then i don’t want to hear you say a thing” You closed your mouth and just stared at him, you knew he had a strict personality but wow this was different. 

You started to take your clothes one by one while he just stared at you with lust. When you finished he said “Bend on the desk” you nodded your head and bent on the desk clearly showing him your most private part. 

You felt nervous since you didn’t know what he would do but the thought was replaced when you felt his wet muscle on your clit and a moan escaped from your mouth “Oh my god” you said while taking a hold at the sides of the desk. 

His tongue moved expertly in your clit making you clench your back in pleasure, you could actually say that you felt in heaven Mr. Park definitely knew what he was doing. 

You turned your head to the side and looked back at him seeing that he had already took his dick out and was jacking himself off, this action made your walls clench it was very hot sight to see especially since he had a very big size.

“AH!” You shouted finally having your first orgasm letting your juices out.

“You taste nice” he said standing on feet, you were going to turn around to get your clothes but he held you back in your place against the desk. “I never said we were over love” he started to undress and when finished he placed his dick at your entrance rubbing it up and down your core softly. “Are you virgin?” he asked in curiosity. 

“No, i’m not” said that he plunged hard inside you making you let out a long moan. 

He started to go fastly in and out inside you not letting you adjust to his size, making you a moaning mess “You're so tight baby” he said while giving your ass a light slap, he then pushed deeper and that’s when he found your g-spot “Yes Mr. Park there!” you screamed, you just felt in ecstasy.

“Call me Chanyeol” he said to your ear moaning and hit your spot harder making you scream in pleasure. 

“Faster Chanyeol!” you felt your second orgasm starting to build up fast and and he felt it too since your walls started to clench around his dick.

“I’m close chanyeol, don't stop” one of his hands went to your clit and started to rubbing it fast. 

“Yes, yes!” You shouted in pleasure letting your orgasm free, he then fastly pulled out of you and let hit seeds spill in your back letting a loud moan from his mouth. 

He pulled out of you and let himself sit in the ground in exhaustion, you lifted yourself off the desk and followed him to sit beside him. 

He turned his head to look at you and you smiled at him, surprisingly he smiled back making you lose your breath for a second at the sight of this beautiful man.

“So… is it true that you drool in your sleep?” he laughed.

“Stupid Baekhyun”

something creepy happened to me in the middle of the night. my phone rang and as tired as i was i answered even though i didn’t recognise the number. when i got no answer after having picked up the phone i hung up. a moment later i got a text saying “i see you.” and then “why did you hang up.”. i called my mom in panic and when i was talking to her i got a third text with my name (both first and last) and then i was panicking even more.

after mom passed the phone to my dad and he talked me down i saw more of the logic in it. like i live on the fifth floor and the only thing i can see from my window are rooftops, there’s no way they could actually see me as they said they did. also it’s most probably a (not very funny) prank call.

doesn’t mean i’m not still freaking out about it, why do people do this?

medalion confirmed isabella is a lesbian, which means ssc had a black girl as a main as well as a black man as a prince and a middle eastern lesbian princess and tons of other rep for everyone, but you guys decided to sleep on it because white feminists were pissy. got it. 

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3 movies, 2 meals, 2 snacks and 10 and a half hours later ~ I made it home. Korea to America ✈️

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  • Kali: So you're My daughters Girlfriend.
  • Yang: Yes ma'am.
  • Kali: Blake told us a lot about you. Well, once she opened up of course.
  • Yang: Haha, Yeah she does keep to hers-
  • Kali: And I mean a LOT. Honestly I was never heard my daughter talk about ANYTHING so much.
  • Yang: O-okay? What kind of thi-
  • Kali: I mean, I was the same when I first started to date Ghira but my dear god I never went into so much detail about the bedroom.
  • Yang: *Blushing like a tomato* Wh-WHAT!? What kind of things is Blake telling you!?
  • Kali: Oh that you both sleep in the top bunk because she is still afraid of your pet dog and makes carry her to the bathroom if he is awake or they you'll get her clothes for her. Why?
  • Yang: *still blush with a nervous laugh* Hehehe, Oh nothing. I, uh, thought she would say I snore or something. Haha. *sips her tea when Kali smirks.*
  • Kali: You thought I was talking about how you two roleplay from her ninja of love books didn't you? *Yang spits out her tea like a spray* Oh a tiny rainbow.
Caius helping Cranky Reader fall asleep (Requested)

Originally posted by imaginesfortwilight

“Ah I can not sleep!” Y/N groaned while flipping over on the bed, Caius was on the other side of the room painting, and looked up at his human mate, and chuckled a little bit, “Did you have a long day my love? I can give you a massage if you’d think it would help?” he put down his paint brush and paint and began to glide over to them, “I don’t know you might break one of my bones” y/n replied, Caius stopped and gasped “Well aren’t you a little bit cranky tonight?” you rolled your eyes at the immortal. “when you can’t fall asleep and you’re exhausted you tend to be” Caius continued to walk over to the bed where he sat down next to his sprawled out mate.

“My offer still stands, You know I used to be a human. I can remember how it felt to be tired and not being able to sleep, also I would get cranky too"  Y/n looked at him "Seems like you still are now, centuries later” He put his legs on the bed “I am going to act like you didn't say that cause you’re sleepy but come, sit between my legs”  confused y/n crawled over and sat down back turned toward him.

Caius began to rub circles around your shoulders while whispering sweet nothings in your ear “Are you getting more relaxed love? Or is there anything else I need to do?” He stopped and wrapped his arms around your waist and began to rock you while humming a foreign tune to you “Just close your eyes and listen to me. I will still be here holding you when you awake” Y/n simply nodded and closed their eyes.

A few Hours later Y/n woke up laying down under the soft blankets and was still wrapped in Caius’s arms “Good morning luce dei miei occhi, did you have a nice dream?” He smiled at you then kissed your forehead “yes I did. Thank you Caius” being pulled a little closer he responded “No need to thank me,  if you are ever cranky again I will try to help you.. Do you want some breakfast?”


I hope this is good enough! I tried to make the reader cranky but if it’s not good enough message me and I could edit it!

the mornings don’t always start out like coffee. sometimes, they start off like thick maple syrup. you hit snooze three times before you get out of bed, you don’t shower like you maybe should, breakfast is a granola bar, you can’t speak in class or respond to your coworkers and when 1 pm hits it still feels like the day hasn’t begun. it’s slow and thick and running over the sides of your life but that’s okay. maple syrup may not get you going but it is sweet. maybe, you just need a little sugar. maybe, you just need a day to be slow and go through the motions. tomorrow is for caffeine. 

anonymous asked:

okay I know it's been a while since bv but I still cannot get over the fact that this competitive boy JK we know LOST his ass on purpose just so he could sleep with jimin like WOW, truly iconic and what was even greater was that he didn't even try to hide his happiness and y'all know he gets a bit upset if he loses, if that don't make u believe in jikook then I don't even know

OKAY BUT WOW I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS LIKE 4 HOURS AGO???? like, he really went out there and lost on purpose because he wanted to room with jimin???? can he be any more obvious???? and then he smiled all big, and it’s like ?? shouldn’t he be upset??? NO BECAUSE HE GETS TO ROOM WITH JIMIN. 

30 Questions tag Meme

Rules: Answer 30 questions and tag 30 people. 

I was tagged by @be-kita (thank you awww 💖😚)

1) Nickname: Rebz and/or Becca

2) Gender: female

3) Star sign: Cancer and Gemini (cusp)

4) Height: 5'5

5) Time: 12:30 pm

6) Birthday: Jube 27th

7) Favorite bands: The Killers, 1D, Panic at the Disco!, Oh Wonder, Fickle Friends, and LANY

8) Favorite solo artists: Louis!!!!, David Bowie, Phil Collins, Lauv, HUNTAR, and Bey

9) Song stuck in my head: “sHe” by Zayn Malik

10) Last movie I watched: “The Wind Rises” it’s a Studio Ghibli movie

11) Last show I watched: I just finished Tokyo Ghoul and now I’m watching Fairy Tail for the millionth time

12) When did I create my blog: 5 years ago

13) What do I post: I’m not even sure anymore :// 1d, anime, SU, aesthetics, and cute gay stuff

14) Last thing I googled: info about this on coming Mercury Retrograde

15) Do you have other blogs: uhh kinda but I don’t bother w them, I just like hogging their cool URLs

16) Do you get asks: like once every two months

17) Why did you choose this blog name: bc I wanna understand like louis and harry

18) Blogs you are following: I’m too embarrassed to say bc it’s more than I need to

19) Followers: 1,224

20) Favorite colours: mostly blues like teal and turquoise but I’ve been into Jade and Amber lately

21) Average hours of sleep: 8-10 hours usually

22) Lucky number: 2, 12, and 24 (actually I just like those numbers)

23) Instruments: I’m learning to play the piano and I can sing a lil

24) What am I wearing: a band tee and that’s about it 😅

25) How many blankets I sleep with: only one lol

26) Dream job: I wanna be a writer, both a novelist and a screen writer

27) Dream trip: I just wanna travel all over the world bc I feel like once I do that I can truly be the best writer I can be

28) Favorite food: pizza and chips (I’m a junk food addict)

29) Nationality: I’m American but all my family is from Ireland and Scotland

30) Favorite song now: “Fine on the Outside” by Priscilla Ahn and “Back to You” by Louis Tomlinson ;)))

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anonymous asked:

Yes, ma'am, I know it's 2 am and your tired. You already told me you have your 3 kids with you. I am aware that you just drove 8 hours and you need somewhere to sleep. I understand that you didn't think the hotels in town would be this busy. I'm still completely sold out of rooms. Maybe you should've called 8 hours ago? Or, y'know, a month ago when you actually planned this vacation.

I don’t get why some people don’t plan ahead for shit like that. My husband and I go on our belated honeymoon weekend at the end of next month and you bet your ass we’re setting reservations within a week as soon as we find the perfect place.It’s common sense to ensure you won’t be shit out of luck when the time comes. -Abby

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i can’t believe my team leader is a meme: the new series on mtv

anonymous asked:

(it's half past nine AM, and I'm still awake.) UF&UT Pap + SF&US Sans reacting to waking up one morning to see their SO sitting on the couch playing a video game with the volume low so they wouldn't wake up the brother. They never get up this early, and they didn't. They haven't slept at all, and are still awake without any sign of being tired. If told they should go to bed, they automatically keep responding with "After this level" or something along those lines.

(I usually stay awake for 2 days in a row or longer, or sleep for 24 hours straight, I feel your pain.)

UF Papyrus: “HUMAN WHAT THE HELL!”, oh you know you fucked up when he calls you human. That’s indication number one that you really fucked up. He picks you up right away, holding you in place so you can save the game, because he is not a complete asshole and then carrying you upstairs immediatly. 

You are sleeping right now, no more “After this level”, he will hold you in place if he has to. He will lie next to you in bed and stroke your hair soothingly, trying to get you to fall asleep. He is just glad it’s a weekend so he can stay home. After you finally fall aslep, he will sneak out of the bed to turn of the videogame consol…but..he kin of get#s sucked into that game. He is almsot done by the time you wake up.

UT Papyrus: “DATEFRIEND, THIS IS NOT HEALTHY!”, he won’t have any of your “After the next level”-excuses, he will lecture you sternly and loudly until you give up yourself and let him carry you upstairs. Nobody can stand having and upset Papyrus nag them about something, he always wins.

But prepare for loving and tender cuddles to help you fall asleep and freshly made spagethie when you wake up. It’s…not good. But the sauce is a bit less burned then last time.

US Sans: “LOVEPAL! YOU CAN’T JUST STAY UP ALL NIGHT! ONLY BECAUSE THE MAGNIFICIENT SANS IS ABLE TO LIVE WITH BARELY ANY SLEEP, DOESN’T MEAN YOU CAN TOO!”, he will drape himself over your back like a backpack, slapping your shoulders and chest lightly with his flat hands, trying to grab the controller.

At first it’s all fun and games. But after you refuse to go to sleep for a minute to long, your soul suddenly turns a shade of blue you only to clearly recognize, and you are hovering in the air above the couch, controller in Sans hands, grin on his face. Haha, the magnificiant Sans always has a trick up his sleeve of course. You will sleep, and he will lie ontop of you to make sure you do.

SF Sans: “WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?”, he isn’t happy about you staying up all night, looking more exhauste then even Papyrus, and that says something. And you ignore him, just muttering something about “one more level”, not even looking away from the screen. He has enough, if you ignore him, he will annoy you until you pay attention to him and actually listen to him.

He will sit next to you and lean against you, pushing hard to topple you over. Or lie on your arms so you can’t play. He will start gnawing at the controller in your hands out of frustration. When you finally give up, he will make you sleep on the couch, because now he will still refuse to move, still lying ontop of you.

ok guys i’m still sosoSOSOSO hyped for all the spoilers and new ship content we’ve gotten……………. but it’s late and i really need to sleep now. BUT GOD FEEL FREE TO SCREAM AT ME ABOUT ANYTHING I’M MORE THAN HAPPY TO SCREAM BACK TOMORROW THE SPOILERS GAVE ME LIFE AND KILLED ME AT THE SAME TIME

anonymous asked:

(part 1) you know, it's been almost 40 chapters since the shiratorizawa training camp arc and i am STILL salty that hinata was never invited in the first place (tho i know why it was important to his character development that he was never invited, but still). and i still HATE the way the shiratorizawa coach treated hinata. like, i can get why he wasn't allowed to participate, and sleep there, and i can kinda understand why they didn't give him anything to eat. but like,

(part 2) the shiratorizawa coach kept calling him out, isolating him from the others, and humiliating him. i know it was hinata’s own choice to stay there but i don’t think him even going their uninvited, AND still not participating (w/o argument i might add) warranted such treatment. that shiratorizawa coach is an asshole, i hate him so much. ALSO the fact that he continues to pick only the strongest/tallest players after shiratorizawa’s defeat and refuses to see hinata’s huge potential

(part 3) that’s been recognised by university coaches, might i add, makes me so goddamn mad. okay, i think that’s the end of my rant hahah, i’m sorry if i rambled a bit, i just needed to get this off my chest since this is one of my favourite hinata character development arcs and that coach just pisses me off so much (also, i kno this might be an odd addition but i love your blog B! you’re one of my faves!!! <333)

OH MY MY. I’m with you on this, the Shiratorizawa training camp is probably one of the most painful arcs ever, but yet I loved it because there’s TONS of character development in here. 

I hate the Shiratorizawa coach with burning passion. He’s the only character I truly despise. Ukai saw things coming from the start and he knew that Hinata was going to suffer, that he’ll make him go through literal hell. 

Those guys said it. It was all a plan to have some sort of revenge on him, on the little shrimp that took the victory away from his perfect team, that shrimp that is anything but the player he likes. He abused him verbally (”you’re nothing without Kageyama”), he refused to acknowledge his skills, to let him play no matter what. He wanted to punish him, even torture him in a very sadistic way. 

Too bad that Hinata, the sunshine boy that he is, took everything in regardless and this camp was one of the things that helped him the most, both with going forward as a player and with being distracted from the thought of Kageyama “going ahead” to the national training camp and leaving him there. 

Another thing I loved, was the reaction of the boys. All of them wanted him to play, they were burning with the desire to go against him again. 

The cherry on top were, of course, the Shiratorizawa boys. Tendou was ready to fight him right away (nice Pokemon reference, Tendou), the thought of Hinata not being invited to the camp never crossed his mind. 

Their faces when Hinata told him he was the ballboy are priceless. Not to mention how sweet Tendou was here. Ok, Hinata didn’t have the right to have food and shelter, but they were ready to have him anyway. 

So yes, this arc is heartbreaking, the coach is THE SHIT, but gladly Hinta and all the boys were way better than that <3