stiles saying funny things

Listen by the series finale it will be prob be months since Stiles left, and Stiles and Derek are together, so much that they have their repertoire down, like they’re settled in, domestic boyfriends, mmkay, and lets say they get there in separate cars, like maybe Derek had to do something on the way there, who the fuck cares why they’d be in separate cars -

AnYWAY! 

Just imagine Derek does things like that “without us” and Stiles rolls his eyes and goes “babe, really? you’re so corny” 

and Derek’s like “you love it” 

and Stiles is like “no, i hate you” but he smiles and can’t help but look at Derek fondly. And it’s the other way around when Stiles says stupid things or funny things. And they just are so in sync. And together. and in love. I’M DONE OKAy!

Left For Dead (Part 3)

Pairing: Stiles x Reader
Summary: You’re dating Theo and Stiles can’t stand it. When he finds you next to his injured dad, he assumes you and Theo were in it together and leaves you in the tunnels, not knowing it may be the last time he sees you.

A/N: Here’s Part 3! Part 4 will be up after this weeks episode!
Let me know how you’re liking it so far and if you’d like a sad or happy ending! xx

MASTERLIST, MOBILE MASTERLIST
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“In here!” Kira calls as she hears Scott arrive at her place. Scott raises an eyebrow as he spots the entire pack seated in Kira’s living room.

“I thought tonight was date night,” he chuckles, disappointed, wiggling around a bag of groceries he had picked up to make dinner.

“Well, that’s still good, I’m starving, make us a snack will you?” Liam laughs and Scott gives him a side eye.

“And by you I mean myself,” he mumbles, taking the bag from Scott and heading to the kitchen.

“So what exactly are we all doing here, together…. On date night?” Scott asks before he notices Stiles pacing agitatedly.

“Stiles!”

“Yes, uhhhhh, we can’t find y/n,” he says and Scott laughs, “Well, obviously you can’t, she’s been avoiding you like the plague,” he replies before immediately regretting it, causing Stiles to stop pacing.

“No. None of us can find her. Kira stopped by the hospital but the nurses say she was discharged.”

“Did you check her house?”

Kira sighs, “Yeah, her parents said they thought she was staying with me since she was discharged. They kind of freaked out so I covered and said that I just came to pick up some stuff for her. It’s been a week since then and we’ve looked everywhere.”

“Which was stupid! They should’ve called the cops… WE SHOULD CALL THE COPS!” Stiles says, throwing his hands up in the air.

“Maybe, maybe she’s with Theo,” Scott suggests and Stiles rolls his eyes at him,

“We thought of that too Sherlock, I’ve thought of everything, literally, my mind is like empty because I’ve looked everywhere and thought of everything.”

“So you checked with Theo?”

“Liam asked Hayden and-“

“And she said that she hadn’t seen her with Theo at all; and Hayden had been around Theo a lot,” Liam finishes, sounding incredibly displeased.

“So maybe she’s having a spa day,” Liam suggests only to receive a collective glare from the pack, “What? It’s been a rough few weeks for her, she almost died.”

“First Lydia, now y/n, we’re losing too many people,” Scott sighs and Stiles stares at him, “Lydia isn’t lost and maybe y/n isn’t either, maybe she just wanted to get away from me and Theo and all of this.”

“Even so, she would’ve told someone before she left, did you check with her friends?” Scott asks, and Liam stares at him surprised, “She has friends that aren’t us?”

Kira ignores him, “We checked with a few of them but no one has heard from her.”

“Actually, I know where she is,” says a voice in the doorway.

Mason throws his jacket over the sofa and plops down, “Why would she tell you?” Liam asks, staring at him in disbelief.

“Well, because - maybe because I could keep it a secret but also tell you guys if she was away too long and thought something had happened to her…” he explains and everyone nods collectively, “Also, I saw her leaving so I asked her and she said she guessed there was no harm in telling me,” he confesses.

“So where is she?” Stiles asks, rolling his eyes as he stands over Mason.

“No, no. I can’t tell you that.”

“Why did you say it like that?” Stiles growls.“You know why. At this point, telling you would be like telling Theo.”

“Telling me what?” Theo asks as walks into the lounge, examining the room, “Nice place Kira.”

“Seriously Mason, lock the door when you come in,” she sighs.

Stiles goes for him and Scott pulls him back, “What are you doing here?”

“Like I said, there are no sides anymore, and definitely not if we’re trying to find y/n,” he replies, looking bored as he runs his finger along the top of the coffee table, “Needs some dusting.”

“If you think we’re going to let you anywhere near her, you’re deluded,” Scott replies, still holding Stiles back.

“Funny thing. I have a few things to say to her, so either I say them when you find her, or I make the process quicker by helping you find her, which I’m sure you want to.”

“What could you possibly have to say to her?” Stiles spits and Theo smiles, “Something along the lines of what you have to say,” Theo replies and Stiles slumps a little.

“He’s right. We need his help to find her fast,” Stiles sighs and Scott looks at him surprised, “We are not trusting him again Stiles!”

“I’m not saying trust him, I’m saying we can bring the dickhead along if it’ll help find her faster.”

“So where are we headed?” Theo asks and everyone turns to Mason who shakes his head and purses his lips together, making a zipping motion and then throwing away the key.Liam sits next to him, “We need to find her Mason, she could be in trouble.”

“What kind of trouble could she be in staying at a motel, watching F.R.I.E.N.D.S and eating cheese pizza,” he laughs and then his eyes widen, “No. NO! That’s all you get.”

“It’s the motel near her old house before she moved to Beacon Hills, I remember her telling me she stayed there when her house was under renovation and she loved it because there was this huge chandelier in the lobby and it-“ Stiles explains and then pauses, “Anyways, it’s back where she used to live, isn’t it?”

Mason sighs, “You better not say I told you, because I didn’t!”

“How far is that from here?” Liam asks, “Few hours if I remember correctly, we stayed there once last year-“ Scott states before noticing Stiles, Kira and Theo glaring at him and Liam looking very amused.

“No. She was just having a bad day and then I asked her what cheers her up and she said this lookout point near her old house and so I drove her there and then it was late so we just stayed at the Motel,” Scott explains.

“And then?” Liam laughs, egging him on.

“Nothing. I slept on the couch,” he says, “I SLEPT ON THE COUCH” he repeats slower and louder until  finally everyone nods and looks away.

“Alright, then you can drive Scott, and I guess we won’t be needing you Theo.”

“I’m going to be there anyways. What do you say you help me save on gas and give me a ride?” he laughs and Stiles frowns, “Get fucked.”

Theo shrugs before leaving, “Lock the door this time!” he calls before slamming it behind himself.

“I think we can make it back before it gets dark if we leave now,” Scott suggests and Stiles picks up the keys to his jeep, “We can’t take the jeep, what if it breaks down again,” Scott says, stopping in the doorway.

“Well, how else do we get there?”

“Well, we can take… the bus,” Scott mumbles, sighing as he continues outside.

“We can take my dad’s car,” Liam says, appearing behind them, “Well, it’s my car too…” he brags, “Which is not important. We can take it if you let me come.”

“Alright, let’s go then,” Stiles mutters. 

“This is the place?” Liam asks as they get out of the car, staring up at the large building in front of him, admiring the exterior, “I totally thought it would look all haunted and spooky, but it’s pretty,” he comments receiving amused looks from both boys.

“Whatever,” he grumbles and makes his way towards the glass doors, both boys following behind.Scott makes his way to the concierge and smiles awkwardly, “We’re looking for someone who is staying here.”

The man at the counter looks up, “Sure, what’s their name?”

“Y/N  Y/L/N”

“I think she’s in room 23,” Scott comments, “58 actually” the man replies and Scott smiles, “Right.”

“She’s not picking up her phone, she may be out. Would you like to wait for her in the lobby?” he asks, putting the phone down.

“Can’t we just wait for her in her room?” Stiles says over Scott’s shoulder and the man furrows his brow, “I’m afraid that’s against policy.”

Stiles moves forward and Scott steps in front of him, “Sure. We can wait, but is there a bathroom down here? It was a long drive.”

The man signals left, “Next to the elevators on the left.”

“Thank you,” Scott replies, pulling Stiles with him.

“We’re not seriously waiting down here,” Stiles whines and Scott smiles, “Of course not,” he replies, making his way towards the maids trolley parked beside the bathroom.

Scott peered into the bathroom before sifting through the items in the trolley, “Seriously Scott, not the time to stock up on travel sized toiletries,” Stiles whisper yells, “You should’ve seen this one time on a school trip when the bus broke down and we stayed at a motel and despite all this crazy shit going down, he still manages to grab all the-“ Stiles blabs to Liam before Scott interrupts.

“Got it,” he says, holding up a staff tag, “Quickly, get in the elevator,” he mumbles, pushing the boys in and checking to see if the man at the concierge desk had noticed.

“What level?” Liam asks, and Scott shrugs, “Maybe 4?”

“Nice work Scott,” Stiles laughs as he sees the number ‘50’ on the door as they get out.

“Here,” Liam says at the opposite end of the hall and Scott and Stiles follow.

Scott swipes the card and slowly pushes the door open, only for Stiles to push right past him and thunder in.

He stops and the boys pile up behind him, “Thank god she’s okay” he sighs, spotting you asleep on the bed, and becoming embarrassed as he notices you’re in your underwear.

“And drunk,” Liam laughs softly, pointing to the bottle in your hand and the boys looks around at the scattered bottles on the floor and clothes strewn about, “If this is her room after one week, I don’t even want to see what her actual room looks like.”

Stiles moves to the other side of the bed, moving the bottle out of your hand before he notices your knuckles are bloody and his eyes travel to your face.

“Shit,” he says, moving hair away to reveal a bloody lip and scratched up face.Scott and Liam walk towards you, “Whoa, should we call an ambulance?” Liam asks, pulling his phone out.

Stiles begins to shake you softly, “Y/N” he says repeatedly and you stir in your sleep, slowly opening your eyes.

Once you recognize Stiles’ face you pull away, almost falling off the bed.“I got you,” Stiles says, steadying you as you stand up.“Get off,” you mumble, pulling back and staring at the boys.

“How the hell did you get in here?” you say shocked, “How did you even know I was here?” you ask before your eyes fall on Liam, “Mason,” you mumble.

“Actually, Mason didn’t tell us anything,” Liam says as though reading a script and Scott rolls his eyes before turning to you.

“Are you okay?” he asks stepping forward, “I’m fine.”

“What happened to your face?” Stiles asks, moving his hand towards it and you shift.Stiles looks hurt, “I’m not leaving until you tell me,” he states and sits on the bed.

“Some guy was bugging me at the bar,” you say, crossing your arms over your chest.

“And he did this to you?” Stiles stands up again, looking furious.

“It’s just a little scratch I got after what I did to him actually,” you state, noticing Liam staring at you.

Scott slaps him out of it and you pull a t-shirt and shorts on, “Now can you get out?” you sigh, running your fingers through your hair.

“This isn’t you y/n. Bar fights? Drinking up an entire liquor store?” Stiles says softly, nodding towards all the bottles on the floor.You look from them to him, “I’ve always been like this,” you state, recounting the many times Stiles had seen you drunk.

 “Okay, but we were always with you,” Scott sighs “You can’t just hang out here alone getting drunk what with everything that’s going on.”

“Look, are you guys going to leave, or should I?” The three of them stare at you in silence.

“Fine,” you mumble, grabbing a jacket and your bag and storming out, jumping into the elevator and hitting the close button before they can follow.

anonymous asked:

"If they kill Scott the Posey stans will never go away." The Posey/Scott stans would be even more insufferable than they are now. If you think PEW/nyxie/liliaeth/etc are annoying with their manifestos now, could you imagine them if Scott was killed off? Like I'm getting exhausted just thinking about it

The funny thing is that they say things like “Stiles and Derek are gone, Sterek is dead, why do you still ship it/watch?” knowing good and well if Scott died they would NEVER LEAVE 

Look at this! My second Sterek fic rec list in less then a week. I’ve been ill and I’ve been reading back through a lot of my bookmarks and thought I’d share some of my favorite Sterek fics with you! No theme to this list (except that they’re all Sterek and they’re all awesome.)

A Guide To Idiocy 
by reptilianraven

“He laughs at your jokes, man. How blind can you be?”

Stiles makes this face like he ate a lemon or something. “Are we talking about the same guy here? Because Derek Hale has never once laughed at my jokes.”

“No, he does the thing where he exhales quickly through his nose. Like when you see something funny on the internet.” Scott says and oh my god. “Stiles he thinks you’re funny like how things on the internet are funny. I don’t get why I have to explain this to you!”

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In which Scott plays matchmaker because he’d probably go insane if these two idiots can’t get their fucking act together.

You are waiting for a train by Wiski

Stiles woos Derek with his amazing poetic prowess at a New York City Subway station.

Or, in which Stiles was a dumbass who wrote ridiculous(ly awful) haikus, and Derek was the dumbass who liked them.

Beacon Hills Mysteries by miss_aphelion

Stiles appears alone at the doors of the emergency room the morning after the full moon, covered in blood with a deep slash torn across his left side. He’s suffering from hypovolemic shock and barely conscious and he won’t tell anyone what happened—not his hospital appointed psychiatrist, not his father. Not even his pack.The list of suspects is disconcertedly short. There were only seven others in the woods with Stiles that night: Derek, Scott, Boyd, Erica, Isaac, Jackson and Allison. And none of them remember the night in quite the same way. (THIS IS SO GOOD GUYS- SOOOOO GOOD!)


A Day As Nice by alocalband

It’s supposed to be a gag gift. But, of course, Derek Hale can’t even be the butt of a joke successfully (pun intended).


borders and horizon lines by magneticwave

“Let me do this nice thing for you, Derek, no strings attached,” said nobody ever.


Fic Submission: Take a chance

Written by: stydiaandthejeep

Prompt: Internet friends AU where when they meet in real life they want to be more.

Author’s Note: I know this is super long, feel free to split it into two parts if you want. Also, I’m sorry, this is super overdue. Anyway, I hope the person who requested this is happy, I really enjoyed writing this dynamic between them.

Enjoy everyone, and let me know what you think!

From stydia-xo: Girl you put me to work, this was a long one haha But totally worth the read, seriously this was SO FREAKIN’ ADORABLE. 

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Understand's "Everyone Can Tell We're Dating But Us" Sterek Fic Rec

The latest installment of my themed recs to celebrate 1000+ bookmarks on AO3. This one was prompted by concentratedsunshine, who asked for fics where Stiles and Derek are obviously dating but they don’t realize it sooooo here it is! I hope you haven’t already read all of these but I tried to find as many as I could. Some of them aren’t exactly what you asked for but they’re pretty close.

So far I’ve already done a fusion/au rec list, a human au rec list, and a finals week rec list. You can find my other recs here. Have a specific trope you want me to rec? Just drop me an ask and I’ll see what I can do for you :)

Recs are under the cut~

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