Stiles: “Look, I see about 40 percent evil in her, which is not much more than I see in Lydia or Malia. Average female percentage.”

Scott: “I don’t know, man, something about her makes me nervous.”

You: “Guys, I’m sitting right in front of you! God, this is ridiculous.”

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Stiles stilinski prompt, "she never misses, she never quits, and never loses. If you're still alive it's because she wants you alive" thanks.

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“Alright, I want to talk to your damn leader, alright?” Stiles was seriously annoyed. “Because I feel personally offended by her attempts on my life”

“You’re okay, aren’t you?” Her minion told the kid. “I don’t know what you’re complaining about”

The boy’s eye twitched in frustration.

“What am I-?” He began to repeat, but got too mad and changed the direction of his sentence. “She tried to freaking kill me! To death! Many times!”

“She never misses, she never quits and she never loses” The man insisted calmly. “If you’re still alive it’s because she wants you alive”

“Then what’s the deal with this Y/N?” Stiles crossed his arms over his chest both in determination and desperation. “Why did she keep me alive?”

“I think she likes you” The ‘bad guy’ let out a guffaw of laughter that made him earn another death glare from the boy.

“Why? Why the hell would someone like her like me?”

“It’s a mystery for me as well” A female voice could be heard as her imponent presence made the kid stir in the spot. “But that’s just how it is”

Stiles stared at the woman in confusion and wonder. He raised his eyebrows in genuine surprise.

“So you kept me alive because you like me?” When she nodded, he kept on talking. “Then why try to kill me on the  first place?”

Y/N grinned, and that smile turned into a smug smirk.

“I think you’re smart enough to figure that out by yourself, Stiles” She patted his cheek. “Think”